Tang Sanfu slapped out with one palm, and the entire Five Elements Mountain was directly flattened, revealing an old monkey in the mountain.

The monkey has gray hair all over its body, probably has not bathed for a long time, its hair is curled, and the monkey is squatting on the toilet with a confused expression.

Bite!

System Voice: Successfully rescue Sun Wukong and gain 10,000 experience.

Nie Yang was promoted three levels in a row.

Bite!

System Voice: Get a new mission to recover the Monkey King.

Reward: 30,000 XP

Nie Yangchi asked: "Are you the Monkey King?" ”

The monkey shook his head and said, "I don't know any Monkey King, but Sun Wukong is me." ”

He hasn't spoken for five hundred years, and Sun Wukong's voice has become hoarse, and it is a little difficult to speak.

Nie Yang hesitated and said, "Guanyin asked us to pick you up and go to get the Western Scripture." ”

"No, I'm doing well here." Sun Wukong calmed down, stood up and opened the stone door with only half of the door left, and walked to the computer.

The computer was blown by Tang San's funeral palm, and the computer screen was full of cracks, Sun Wukong didn't care, he sat in front of the computer and turned on calmly.

The monkey in front of him can't say decadent, and he is not the same species as the Monkey King in his impression.

Nie Yang hesitated and said, "Are you really the Monkey King?" ”

Sun Wukong covered his head and said: "Can you stop mentioning this secondary second name, when I was young and frivolous secondary two, I am so ashamed that I want to strangle myself every time I think about it." ”

"Come with us, it's a great merit to take the Western Scripture, it's very fun on the road, there are many monster ladies." Nie Yang said in a coaxing tone.

Sun Wukong sighed and said, "You guys go, I won't go." ”

Can you follow the plot, boss, I can't stand this Journey to the West.

Nie Yang took a deep breath, tried to calm down and asked, "Can you ask why?" ”

"I heard Guanyin say that after 500 years, there will be a monk who will let me out, and I will wait here, day after day, year after year, 500 years is a long time, and spending the days in the Five Elements Mountains without people is like years....

The Monkey King, who was in the limelight back then, simply suffered from ADHD, a monkey who couldn't be idle for a moment, beat the invincible opponent of the heavenly court, and even the lord of the heavenly court did not pay attention to it, but the strong man of the year was locked in this small black room, pressed under the mountain for five hundred years, did not communicate with anyone, and in the long wait, Sun Wukong became disheartened.

Sun Wukong hugged the computer and said: "I have come to my senses, freedom and Western longitude are going to die, games, anime and novels are true love." ”

"Why do you pave so much emotion, isn't it just touching the computer and becoming a house."

Nie Yang covered his aching forehead, this monkey has been facing the computer for a long time for five hundred years, and directly turned into a house monkey.

Sun Wukong said proudly: "I am a house, I am proud." ”

Four steamed goose hearts!

This Internet addict monkey should be sent to Professor Yang, a magnet rioter, for treatment.

Nie Yang covered his aching forehead and said: "I was very strange before, there was an Arhat like Iron Man in the ring, I don't complain anymore, why is there a computer in the Five Elements Mountain, and there is Internet access, how do you pay the Internet fee?" ”

Legend has it that Monkey King ate iron grass and drank rainwater when he was hungry?

Sun Wukong said as if he had heard the most terrifying thing in the world: "Normal people have been trapped in a dark room for 500 years, without a computer, if they don't commit suicide, they will go crazy." ”

"Makes sense."

No, you're not a normal person, you're not even a human, you're a monkey!

Sun Wukong was angry and said: "After all, that kind of monster, does it really need someone to protect Xitian?" ”

Nie Yang took another look at Tang San's burial.

"This also makes a lot of sense, no, the road to the West Heaven needs not only force, but also wisdom."

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "But I think his force is enough to crush everything." ”

I have to agree again, which makes sense.

It really couldn't solve this mutant Monkey King, Nie Yang looked at Tang Sanfu with a pleading gaze.

Tang Sanfu said: "Master Guanyin expected that you would be unruly and gave me a golden hoop. ”

Why did you see the light group together just now, but you didn't know about the golden hoop?

"What do you want to do?" Sun Wukong instinctively felt that the golden hoop was shining with great light, exuding a strong danger.

Tang Sanyu said, "Obediently follow me to the West Heaven." ”

"With Douyun."

Sun Wukong jumped on the cloud and flew into the sky with a whoosh.

"Hahaha, I'm fighting for 108,000 miles, but it's not something that humans can catch up."

Rumble!

The earth cracked, only a sound was heard, Tang Sanfu rose into the sky, like a rocket cannon shot straight out, the speed was terrifying, and in a blink of an eye, Sun Wukong's side appeared, before he had time to be surprised, Tang Sanfu punched down.

Rumble!

Sun Wukong fell like a meteorite, blasting a huge crater on the ground.

He had King Kong undefeated, withstood Tang San's burial punch, and still survived after falling from a high altitude, Sun Wukong was terrified and said: "What kind of monster are you." ”

If you don't soar into the clouds, you can catch up with the speed of the heel fight with your physical body, and you have never heard of it.

Tang San's burial was like teleportation, appearing behind Sun Wukong, and the golden hoop was worn.

Even if he was put on a golden hoop, Sun Wukong had no intention of retreating in his eyes, his eyes were burning with flames, as if he had a strong determination to say: "The new October is about to begin, I will never leave the computer, no matter how big the pain, I can get through it." ”

Tang Sanfu folded his hands and said: "Ani Buddha Buddha, the Buddha is merciful, and will not bring pain and harm to the poor monks. ”

"What?"

Tang Sanfu explained: "As long as you wear the golden hoop, you will never be able to get on the net." ”

What a cruel feature.

"This golden hoop is so unscientific, I don't believe it." Sun Wukong quickly ran back to the computer in Marble Mountain, and after pressing the computer, his face quickly turned pale, and he knew the answer needless to say.

Sun Wukong quickly ran back to Tang San's burial and knelt down and said: "Master, I will apprentice with you to the West Heaven to get the Western Scriptures, please take off the golden hoop, I will die without the Internet." ”

Tang Sanfu sighed and said, "Ani Buddha, although I really want to help you, I don't know how to solve it, maybe only the Buddha in the whole world knows." ”

I feel that those who cultivate Buddhism are even more treacherous than those who cultivate demons.

In the end, Sun Wukong was forced to follow on the road, and Nie Yang's task was also completed, and the level was raised to level eight.

Tang Sanfu opened his mouth and said: "Every monk will have a Dharma name, my Dharma name is called Dog Egg, your Dharma name I have already thought of, you are a monkey, you are called Monkey Egg, and you will be called Sun Monkey Egg in the future." ”

Nie Yang preemptively covered the past with his voice and said, "It's called Xingzhi, Sun Xingzhi is not bad." ”

Sun Wukong hurriedly thanked him and said, "Thank you, master." ”

Tang Sanfu wanted to correct it, but Nie Yang and Sun Wukong ignored it.

The three of them walked on the way to the west sky, Nie Yang pondered.

"According to Journey to the West, there should be six thieves below."