Your Dharma name is called Eggless

After the end of Journey to the West, someone asked Sun Wukong.

"Ninety-nine-eighty-one is difficult, what do you think is the most difficult level?"

Sun Wukong replied: "Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties are just drizzle, and the most difficult thing for Xitianxing is how to survive under the master's hands." ”

Later, the three brothers jointly wrote "How to Survive Under Tang San's Burial, Nine Nine Eighty-One Precautions" was a big hit in the West Heaven.

Of course, the above is all nonsense, but Nie Yang agrees that it is very difficult to survive under Tang San's burial hands, and there is really such a work, ask for Taobao address.

Tang Sanfu looked at his feet in confusion and said, "Why is there a big pit on the ground?" ”

Nie Yang unconsciously looked at the sky and said, "Who knows? ”

I didn't know Tang San's temper and accidentally offended.

You must know that this guy in front of you is a walking nuclear bomb, and a flat fall can hit a crater.... No, this guy can block a nuclear bomb with his bare hands, which is much more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

"Why is there a pit at the gate of Chang'an City, what if other people accidentally fall into it?" Tang Sanfu muttered to himself and slapped the ground with his hand.

Rumble!

The smoke and dust were everywhere, the shock wave dispersed, and Nie Yang was almost swept in.

Seeing that the ground had sunk into it again, Tang Sanfu complained: "This quality is really poor. ”

It's not that the quality of the road is poor, it's that you're too strong, master.

Nie Yang consciously stepped back two meters.

The most terrible and wicked person in the world is not a heinous villain, and a person who does not know that he is doing evil, has a cognition of evil, he has temperance, and he never knows evil, but he is doing evil, it is terrible.

Natural Tang San Burial didn't know how terrifying his power was, and an unintentional action would kill someone.

"What to do if you fall on someone, I want to find someone to talk about the problem of this road." Tang Sanfu turned around and said.

Nie Yang stopped and said: "The Holy Monk Xitian has a long way to go, let's hurry up and get on the road, get to the West Heaven quickly, and all living beings will suffer for a while." ”

Tang Sanfu said with a touched face: "I almost missed a big thing, the little donor is right, the small pit on the road is a small matter, and Mahayana Buddhism is a big thing." ”

Nie Yang waved his hand and said, "Holy monk, I have something to ask for, I don't know if I can say it?" ”

Tang Sanfu said: "But it doesn't hurt to say it, as long as the poor monk can do it, he won't shirk it." ”

"The holy monk has been calling the little benefactor too much, the west is far away, and there is still a period of time to get along, why don't the two of them change their names, just call me Xiaoyang, I also think it's too troublesome to call the holy monk all the time, how about calling you master?"

Tang Sanfu covered his mouth, with tears in his eyes, and said, "You have finally changed your mind and are willing to be my apprentice?" ”

Bite!

System Voice: Congratulations on obtaining the hidden class, if you are willing to change to "Monk"

I don't care about you!

Nie Yang refused again and said: "How can the kid He De become a disciple of a holy monk, with the identity and ability of a holy monk, the disciples must be very human." ”

Yes, very human.

It's just not human.

Monkeys, pigs, baldness, and horses, oh, that one is called a dragon.

Hey?

It seems that something strange has mixed in.

Tang Sanfu shook his head and said, "I think the little donor, oh, no, Xiaoyang has a very good understanding of Buddhism, and he is very Buddha-like. ”

You mean to scold me, born a monk, don't want to marry a wife in the future, be a single dog for the rest of your life, and quickly take refuge in my Buddha.

Don't think I can't beat you, so I don't dare to fight.

Well, I really don't dare to fight.

Nie Yang sighed and said: "I call the holy monk a master, and the holy monk has a lot to learn from me, but the kid has self-knowledge and is not qualified to become a disciple of the holy monk." ”

Tang Sanfu hurriedly said: "Xiaoyang, there is nothing big about the poor monks. ”

Lying on the grass and blocking nuclear bombs with your bare hands is not a big deal, do you want to smash the stars?

Tang Sanfu said: "Your understanding of Buddhism is very good, follow the practice of the teacher, it will not take long to surpass the teacher, get the true meaning of the Dharma, and even think about the Dharma name as the teacher, the Dharma name for the teacher is called Dog Egg, and your Dharma name is called: No Egg." ”

Eggless Mage, Eggless Master, Eggless Monk....

Does the master hate me so much and curse me for not being able to marry a wife for the rest of my life?

If you don't have to marry a wife, some temples are allowed, even if you can't do it in China, you can do it in a certain island country, but you don't really need to marry a wife.

Reporting this number, I want to find a hole to get into.

After hearing that there was a possibility of the law in the future, Nie Yang was even more determined, and he definitely could not become a disciple of Tang San's burial.

Nie Yang said with an expressionless face: "It's not too early, master, it's time to hit the road." ”

"Doesn't Xiaoyang think about it?"

"No need."

After walking for a long time, Nie Yang asked: "The master asks a very important question, whether you have a bald head and are you bald after becoming stronger." ”

"It's natural to be a teacher."

Tang Sanfu touched his bald head and said.

"I see."

Sure enough, isn't it true that a bald head can become stronger, and a bald person will become stronger?

If Tang Sanfu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely slap him over and send him to the Western Heavens.

"Any questions?" Tang Sanfu asked strangely.

"It's just the true meaning of enlightenment and becoming stronger."

Tang San blinked and was silent for a while, not knowing what Zen was in what he had just spoken.

A light curtain appeared in front of Yun Yan's eyes, and the moment he stepped over, the scenery in front of him changed, and the Chang'an City behind him was gone, and he was in the wilderness, and he was greeted by a mountain like a slap.

"Is this the Marble Mountains?"

It was supposed to be a dungeon to a map just now.

A light appeared in front of him, and a person was faintly seen in the light, Tang Sanfu folded his hands and said, "See Master Guanyin." ”

What?

The light group is Guanyin, do you want to save money so much.

Then the light group flew away, and Tang Sanfu bowed to the light group and said, "Thank you, Master Guanyin." ”

"What? What's that? ”

The light group flew away without saying anything, what do you thank her?

Tang Sanfu said: "Xiaoyang, let's go, Master Guanyin just said that at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, suppress my first disciple." ”

"No, no, no, Guanyin obviously didn't say anything just now."

"Guanyin said the sound of the Buddha, you haven't practiced enough, so you can't hear it."

I see, do you want to jump the plot?

When the two arrived at the bottom of the mountain, Nie Yang now knew how high the legendary Five Finger Mountain was, and the five fingers towered into the clouds, which was simply five peaks.

Tang Sanfu asked, "This Five Finger Mountain is a bit big, how can I find that disciple?" ”

Nie Yang smiled proudly, brother is a person who has read Journey to the West, and he is a reborn person in the crossing, so this question will be left to brother.

"Master, in fact, let's just remove this mountain."

Tang Sanfu Mingwu said: "What you said is very reasonable. ”

Nie Yang smiled proudly and said, "I know that there is a spirit rune on the mountain, as long as you tear the spirit rune, you can directly release that disciple of yours." ”

Hey? It's as if it's easier to find a monkey than to find a talisman.

Nie Yang was about to say something, but he saw Tang San take two steps back, his hands folded, and the golden light bloomed all over his body, like a small sun, and Nie Yang felt a sense of danger rise from the bottom of his heart.

"Master, what are you going to do?"

I saw Tang San's burial slapped out with one palm, and the mountain peak was bulldozed without suspense.