Today is Zhong Kui's 1265th birthday, when the errand bull head drank a few more cups in Zhong Kui's house, he was already drunk when he came out, and when he walked on the Nai He Bridge, he almost didn't fall into the Lechuan River. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ma Mian, a good friend, was already waiting at the end of Huangquan Road, and when he saw the cow head swaying over leisurely, he immediately stepped forward to help.

A rushing smell of wine came from his face, which made Ma Mian frown, "I said, old cow!" Today, the two of us are on an errand, going to the yang world to search for the souls of the wronged souls, how can you drink like this? If Judge Cui knows, he won't punish you to death? ”

As soon as Niu Tou heard the three words of Judge Cui, he immediately stopped doing it. slapped off the horse's support, and stammered back, "That~That~That old stubborn~stubborn!" What age are they now~ ? It's still ~ still so ancient ~ not to melt! Not even ~ even a car ~ will not get out of the way! I have to ~ let people run ~ to work! The most ~ the most annoying thing is ~ it is said to let ~ let our prefecture keep ~ keep the tradition, and we can't lose ~ lose the ancestor's ~ face! Phew! ”

These words frightened the horse next to him into a donkey's face, and he immediately covered the bull's mouth with his hand. Surround the surroundings, see if there is anyone, and directly drag the drunken bull's head into the passage to and from the two rooms of yin and yang.

After the small breeze blowing in the yang world, the bull head wine woke up a little, at least the tongue was not knotted, but the anger that had been squeezed by King Cui Yan for many years couldn't stop spraying out, and at this time, as a good friend, Ma Mian was not stopped, this is the yang world, let him be, anyway, it is good if it doesn't reach the ears of Judge Cui.

"Say, old horse! His M is in the 21st century, high-rise buildings, computers, cars, songs, movies, everything! As a prefecture in charge of all living beings in China, such a large government agency does not change with the times, is it ridiculous to say that it is said to maintain the traditions of the ancestors? "The bull's head is put around the horse's shoulder, so that he can maintain the center of gravity of the body and stand a little straighter.

"Hey! I said Lao Niu, our judge is such a person, what can you do? Besides, we're just an errand boy, and it's not our turn to worry about those things! After doing the tolerances well, go back and have an explanation, just don't be punished! "Ma Mian has always been cautious, and he deeply understands the way to accompany the king.

"Yarn! Do you know? A while ago, I secretly went to the Western Hell to take a look, and you see Satan, who is also in charge of the living beings in the West, who built the old nest, which is even more spectacular than the one in this world! Do you know how the little devil works on an errand boy? People go out and ride a solo flying machine! Why, look at us, not to mention flying machines, we don't even have a carriage! Tens of thousands of years of hard work, no benefits at all! You said! Is this King Cui Yan too pedantic? The bull head continued to drink and poured out all his dissatisfaction with his top boss.

The horse's face held the bull's head and flew over the busy night metropolis. I have to listen to his constant complaints, who made the two of them good friends who have cooperated for tens of thousands of years!

The bull head is still chattering, "What's the most infuriating?" Do you know? Nowadays, human beings often burn some cars and TVs for their relatives and friends in the underworld, but that old stubborn won't let them move! All the imps were thrown into the Lethe River. Oh, Lao Tzu felt distressed when he looked at those cars floating in the river! That's all good stuff! All of his M is blind! ”

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"Old Niu, are you better? It's time for us to get started, otherwise, today's task won't be completed! It's still the old rule, I'm in charge of the south of the Yellow River, and you're in charge of the north of the Yellow River, and tomorrow at 5 a.m., meet here! The horse carried the drunken bull's head to the old place where they had divided labor.

"Okay, I've been doing it for tens of thousands of years, and it's okay for Lao Tzu to close his eyes! Get out of here! See you tomorrow morning! After saying that, the bull's head swayed and flew away.

According to the guidance from the conjuring flag, Niu Tou came to a city in HB Province in Huaxia, and skillfully collected the unjust soul wandering by an artificial lake into the conjuring flag, and then wanted to go to the next location. But when his eyes turned to the side of the road by the lake, he couldn't take his eyes off!

"I'm Cao! What did Lao Tzu see? Black Porsche 918Spyder! Nima's world-limited edition of 918 top-of-the-line sports cars! This unjustly killed chick is really rich! Niu Tou couldn't help but walk to the front of the car, staring at the sports car of more than 13 million yuan with fierce eyes, and his saliva almost didn't flow to the ground.

The owner of the car is a beautiful woman, and at this time she has lost her breath. The unjust soul he had collected by the river just now was sitting quietly in the driver's seat at this time, but there was an obvious strangulation mark on his neck.

"If Lao Tzu lets go of such an opportunity, won't he be thundered by the sky? But if King Cui Yan knows, he still has to pick up Lao Tzu's skin? Niu Tou kept rubbing his hands, as if he was struggling violently in his heart, it seemed that Judge Cui's influence was still quite large.

In his free time, in the name of King Cui Yan, Niu Tou often goes to the territory of the Great Demon King Satan to eat and drink, experience all kinds of high-tech invented by human beings, and his favorite is all kinds of top cars on the earth. That kind of thrilling feeling is one of his favorite experiences, but he doesn't dare to stay for a long time every time, so he can only sneak back to the underworld after a little addiction.

"Damn, it's on!" In the end, the bull head still did not resist the temptation, and made this brave decision with the strength of wine, and then put the spirit flag used for ghost hunting into his treasure bag, and then suddenly got into the body of the beautiful woman who had been dead for a long time.

Of course, it's not doing anything like molesting corpses, it's just a little trick that all the little ghosts in the underworld will do, borrowing corpses to resurrect their souls.

The long-dead woman suddenly opened her eyes, shook her neck a little tight, and then rubbed her hands excitedly to start this super stylish limited edition sports car.

The roar of the motor had aroused all the blood in the bull's heart, and he screamed and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The Porsche 918Spyder swooped onto the city's highway and disappeared into the night.

At night after the rush hour, the city will not have too many cars, but it is not too few. It is really worthy of the courage of the artist, and the driving skills that have been practiced secretly and hard for many years can finally show their talents, at this time the pointer on the speedometer has jumped to 300, and there is a trend that continues to rise.

And the beauty on the sports car, her hands are like professional racing drivers, flexible and free to change gears, the action is simply smooth, dizzying.

The Porsche 918Spyder is like a black ghost, freely shuttling through the middle of the city road with many vehicles, swaying from side to side, turning and speeding, without the slightest pause, staging a realistic version of the initial D.