【Human World】

"Dear viewers and friends, this is the live broadcast of "Super Food, Rush!" Rush! Rush! The scene of the program. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAfter three days of exciting competition, we finally ushered in the final ultimate battle. This is an epic showdown, who will go to the 20,000 yuan prize money and the crystal trophy representing the highest culinary skill in HB Province? Let's wait and see! ”

"Okay, first of all, our heavyweight guest is on the stage! The first is the stinky tofu master who inherits the century-old shop and has always the same taste: Li Caiji! Master Li! ”

"The second heavyweight guest is a super gourmand who has traveled all over the country and eaten thousands of rivers and mountains: Mr. Bichi!"

"The last one is amazing! This is a chef invited from abroad by our HB TV station to spend a lot of money, and he has obtained the junior chef professional certification in just three months after coming to China: Nanchi. Your Excellency! ”

"The showdown is about to begin! To participate in the live interaction, please scan the QR code at the bottom of the screen to participate in the poll. You can get a beautiful gift provided by the century-old stinky tofu store! You can also log in to the new X Weibo, Teng X Weibo, search for super food, participate in our topic discussion, and all netizens who leave a message will have the opportunity to get a signed photo of Mr. Bi Chi. ”

"Okay, without further ado, let's have the two players who will appear today. First of all, the head chef of the back kitchen of the most famous Eight Big Bowl Restaurant from our HB province: Li Dapang. Next, let's welcome with the warmest applause, this year's brightest dark horse, a 23-year-old super otaku: Wang Xiaotie! ”

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As a senior otaku, Wang Xiaotie can be regarded as the ultimate. He almost set the record for the most difficult otaku in the world, two years and three months without stepping out of the house, a bag of instant noodles can eat three meals. At the same time, it is also the holder of the Guinness World Record for the international certification of "the largest collection of instant noodle bags".

Wang Xiaotie is also very honored to be fortunate to participate in the food PK competition held in this province. You must know that if you can win the final prize, 20,000 RMB! How much instant noodles do you have to buy? Can I not go out for 5 years?

The organizer was able to invite Wang Xiaotie, in fact, there was a lot of luck in it. One week ago, the director of HB TV went to a friend's house as a guest, and when he passed by the door of Wang Xiaotie's house, a dreamy fragrance suddenly reached his nostrils. It was also about to have lunch, and the director was immediately conquered by the flying fragrance outside the sky, and his stomach couldn't help but growl.

knocked on the door of Wang Xiaotie's house, and immediately a richer aroma hit, making this outside director simply unable to do it himself. After rubbing a bowl of instant noodles cooked by Wang Xiaotie, the director decided to hand over the invitation to Wang Xiaotie and invited him to be a contestant in this show.

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"As a gourmet person who has eaten all kinds of delicacies from the north and south of the country, Mr. Bi Chi, what do you think of this showdown?" The host threw the question to the guest Bichi.

"Both are talented young people. But I'm more optimistic about Li Dapang. He is a regular chef, and his culinary background is obvious to all! The most important thing is that his innovation in each competition can not only bring us a different freshness, but also let your taste buds taste delicious food from all over the world. As for Wang Xiaotie, the last two entries were boiled instant noodles, no matter how delicious they were, they were just instant noodles! The same trick is used too much, and the audience will get tired of it! ”

"I don't see it that way!" At this time, another guest sitting next to Mr. Bichi, the stinky tofu master: Li Caiji stood up, "As the old saying goes, one trick is fresh, and you can eat it all over the world!" My century-old stinky tofu shop was built in the late Qing Dynasty and has been inherited for more than 150 years. If it weren't for the pure taste, it would have an endless aftertaste. How did it stand so long? Although it doesn't hurt for young people to learn more, if you can learn a craft to the extreme, it's also a skill! ”

Mr. Bichi disagreed with Master Li Caiji's point of view, but he didn't dare to refute it. In the final analysis, he is just a foodie who travels in the mountains and rivers, although he is famous, he does not dare to offend this wealthy financier. I heard that other people's stinky tofu chain stores have opened in the capital, and he is definitely a powerful person.

Before the competition began, the judges' bench was full of gunpowder, which made the audience and the audience in front of the TV very happy. They like this kind of big guy tearing up the most, and that seems to be a pleasure!

"Okay, spectators, the countdown to the game has begun. This is the live broadcast of "Super Gourmet Rush!" on HB TV. Rush! Rush! 》The scene of the show, after the advertisement, the wonderful showdown began immediately! Don't go away! ”

"Okay! Welcome back! I'm the host: Jeba! Now the two players are in their own preparation area. The competition is officially on! "Look at the superb knife work of our Li Dapang player! Flying up and down, the vegetables are as thin as silk, and you can even check the temperature of the oil while chopping the vegetables! Sure enough, he is an orthodox chef, and his cooking skills can be described as exquisite. ”

"Let's take a look at our Wang Xiaotie player, this is boiling water. Sure enough, Mr. Bichi guessed correctly, and he was cooking instant noodles again. Brother Wang Xiaotie seems to have a soft spot for instant noodles! ”

"One hour is coming up, and both players are in a pinch. In the end, we will find out who will win the ultimate prize in this issue! ”

"Okay, Li Dapang has started a ceasefire and loading. There are less than 5 minutes left. Oh! Wang Xiaotie here is also cooked! ”

5，4，3，2，1！ It's time!

"Ask the two contestants to bring their entries to the judges' table and introduce their food to the audience."

Li Dapang walked to the judges' bench with a plate buckled with a silver lid.

"The name of my dish is pine nut fish. Pine nut fish is one of the most representative dishes in Cantonese cuisine in Guangzhou, and is deeply loved by European guests. This dish is a modification of the famous northern dish "squirrel fish". The loin of grass carp is used as the raw material, which is particularly crispy and sweet, refreshing and delicious. The squirrel fish is shaped like a squirrel, and the pine nut fish is shaped like a pine nut, hence the name, and it also adapts to the European custom of avoiding rats. Please taste! ”

Wang Xiaotie also served three small bowls with lids to the judges' table and placed them in front of the three judges.

"Although my work this time is still cooking instant noodles, it is completely different from the last two times! This time, I used the raw material, that is, instant noodles, but the pride of our domestic production, the bone soup of the Manchu Han Banquet barbecued pork noodles! This instant noodle from our treasure island of Taiwan is limited to 6,000 bowls a month worldwide, known as the Hermes of instant noodles. Secondly, in the process of cooking the noodles, I added my ultimate trick, poached eggs and ham sausages! The origin is also our Huaxia! As a Chinese person, we must support our domestic products! ”

Wang Xiaotie's speech won applause from the audience.

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【Paradise】

At night, the city lights are full of wine and wine, and people can't help but indulge in it.

The result of this food competition was that Wang Xiaotie defeated Li Dapang with a score of 2:1 and won the final victory. This result made all the people who followed the game invariably open their mouths to the limit.

If Li Caiji, who advocates "from the beginning to the end", gave him a vote, the audience would not be surprised. But the garbage chef who came from the island country as soon as he heard about it actually voted for Wang Xiaotie, who can only cook instant noodles, which surprised everyone.

The audience at the scene was a little emotionally out of control, and some people even shouted "Insider!" in front of the camera. Frightened, the director immediately stopped the live broadcast and wittily replaced it with an advertisement.

And that one from the island nation of the south foot. The reason for Bu Fuqian's vote was not that he was conquered by Wang Xiaotie's years of study of cooked noodles, but that Li Dapang's cooking skills surpassed him, and he was jealous. Poor Lee Big Fat!

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Wang Xiaotie felt that tonight was the most wonderful night in his life. Even walking has a feeling of fluttering. Holding the crystal trophy representing the pinnacle of his life, with two thick RMB in his pocket, he proudly pushed open the door of HB TV. As for the chaotic scene, there was nothing to do with him, looking at the wolf-like eyes of the audience, Wang Xiaotie hurriedly took the reward and slipped away first.

The TV station is only more than 4 miles away from his home, and Wang Xiaotie does not plan to take a taxi back. In fact, he doesn't dare, after all, he is also a rich man with a lot of money now, what if he encounters a black car and is robbed? In his mind, No. 11 is still safer, and now it is past 11 o'clock in the evening, and there are almost no pedestrians on the road. This greatly reduces the chance of being robbed while walking!

The pedestrian lights turned green and all the cars stopped in compliance with the traffic rules. Wang Xiaotie stepped on the crosswalk and looked at the cars on both sides, as if there was a feeling that a star was walking the red carpet. Sure enough, the mood is so good that Sister Furong is as beautiful as a fairy.

There's an old saying, what's going on? Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning! Wang Xiaotie, who walked to the middle of the road, suddenly heard a piercing whistle, and before he could react, he felt that the whole person was flying. At the moment of soaring in the air, Wang Xiaotie watched the crystal trophy that he had won so hard and represented the highest honor in the food industry turn into starlight. Then the moment before landing, Wang Xiaotie fainted gorgeously.

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The moment the bull's head hit the person, the alcohol disappeared immediately!

"Not good! This Nima is in trouble! Seeing that figure being knocked out more than ten meters away by himself, Niu Tou knew that he was in trouble! It's not that I'm afraid of the traffic police in the world, but the King of Cui Yan in the underworld.

"We must not let him die, or my old cow will be finished!" Thinking of this, the bull's head flew out of the body of the beautiful car owner and directly attached itself to the unlucky guy who was hit.

In the astonishment of all the witnesses around, Niu Tou controlled Wang Xiaotie to stand up and quickly ran towards the HB Central Hospital not far away, blood sprinkled all the way like a red ribbon.

"Doctor! Help me! I got hit by a car! Niu Tou slapped open the door of the central hospital, stood at the door covered in blood, and shouted to the nurse at the front desk. The little nurse on duty was startled, and in a panic, she notified the emergency department and carried the terrible injured person to the operating room on a stretcher.

"Hey! Old horse! Speed comes to me, something is wrong! As soon as the bull head came out of Wang Xiaotie's body, he immediately sent a message to his good friend Ma Mian. It's not a mobile phone, it's the function that comes with the Spiriting Flag: Thousands of Miles of Voice.

When Ma Mian hurried to the central hospital, he saw the bull head standing next to the human operating table, constantly pressing the patient's soul lying on the table into the body. "Old Niu, what are you doing? This is going to die, why are you tossing him? Are you a relative? ”

"Your uncle! Come and help me watch a little, don't let this person's soul leave the body, I want to go back to the underworld! With that, the bull's head passed directly through the roof of the hospital and flew into the vast night sky.

Seeing that the man's soul began to drift out again, Ma Mian hurriedly took over the work of the bull head. In his spare time, he carefully glanced at the young man lying on the operating table, and after reading it, Ma Mian was even more puzzled, "Could it be that this child is Lao Niu's illegitimate son in the world?" But doesn't this look like him? ”

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Hurriedly returned to the underworld, and Niu Tou sneaked into King Cui Yan's study as soon as possible. I was relieved to see that there was no one. Carefully took out the book of life and death, and wrote "Wang Xiaotie, ID number: 139307**********11" on it

"Oh my God! So long? My old cow is really going to be finished! "I saw what the book of life and death showed: Wang Xiaotieyang is 97 years old. The bull head was not good in an instant, he clearly remembered that once, the black and white impermanence went on an errand and accidentally pulled out the soul of a wicked person three seconds in advance, and when he came back, he was thrown into the tongue pulling hell by King Cui Yan and tortured for three days and three nights before being released. Until now, their tongues are still hanging outside, and they can't take them back!

If King Cui Yan knew that he had killed a mortal with a longevity of 97, he would not be thrown into the most terrifying Infernal Hell, and he would not be able to be reborn forever!

"No! Hurry up and figure it out! In this underworld, only King Cui Yan has the ability to save that unlucky guy, but he can't throw himself into the net! What to do? What to do? That's right! Satan, the Demon King! "Niu Tou suddenly hit the idea on the Lord of Western Hell, to say that there are only two people in the underworld who can bring people back to life, one is Cui Jue Cui Yan, who is in charge of the Huaxia Underworld, and the other can only be Satan, the Great Demon King in charge of Western Hell.

When it comes to Satan's dwellings, bullheads are regulars! Every once in a while, they will eat and drink in the name of King Cui Yan. came and went, and a small ghost in the underworld turned out to be a very good friend with the big demon king of the West.

"Big brother! Save me! Ask my brother to save me! Before he could see Satan, the terrible cry of the bull's head spread throughout this satanic dormitory.

"Brother Niu, what's wrong with you? Why is it sad like this? Could it be that Cui Ming ghost punished you again? "The Urging Ghost is what Satan and the bull head call King Cui Yan in private.

After seeing Satan, the bull head directly hugged his thigh, lay on the ground and wailed. The cry shook the satanic chamber to the ground. "Big brother, little brother is only afraid that his life will not be guaranteed this time, and a big disaster is coming! I also ask my brother to save us for thousands of years! ”

"Brother Niu, please get up quickly! If there is any difficulty, as long as I can help, I will never refuse! Satan grabbed the head of the bull lying on the ground and told him to tell him what was going on.

"Just because I'm an old cow ......"

The world is so fickle and unpredictable. It is indeed unreasonable to say that a small ghost in the underworld can be called a brother and sister with a master of the underworld.

But this king looked at the mung bean, and the matter of the eye did exist. For Satan, a great demon king who pursues excitement and has the courage to innovate, all his subordinates are afraid of him like a tiger. For tens of thousands of years, not even one dared to look at him squarely. Only this minotaur who is always smuggling and eating and drinking, his two-hearted personality can be regarded as his appetite. Including the two of them have an inexplicable fanaticism for all kinds of novelties, as the so-called daughter is easy to get, and confidants are hard to find!

Therefore, Satan attaches great importance to this old cow, and in the end he is called a brother.

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【Hell】

"It's not out of the question! But, Brother Niu, you'll have to show me his soul first. You know, this person is not from my Western world, and I need to apply for a visa for him to find a way to rescue him. After listening to the bull's account, the Great Demon King of Satan lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and agreed to his request to help him.

"Okay! Brother, wait a moment, I'll go and capture his soul!" "For the smuggling with a ghost, it is not at all difficult for the bull head, after all, the guy he eats has its own storage function.

"Not a ghost! Brother Niu, don't be impatient! I know you have a magic weapon, but if you use a magic weapon to collect that person's soul, won't that person die? You'll need to find a treasure that will store your soul in order to keep this person immortal! Hold on to the grinning minotaur, and Satan will explain it to him in detail.

"What kind of treasure? Do you have one, old brother? Can you lend it to me? Although the bull head didn't understand much, he understood that he couldn't use the spirit flag.

"Ugh! I'm really sorry about this, Brother Niu, you also know the character of the old brother. After all these years of pursuing technology, all the old objects have been thrown away by me. In fact, you don't need a big treasure, as long as it is a box that can be kept closed with a little aura. If you go to your underworld to look for it, it shouldn't be difficult to find it. ”

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After the bull head returned to the underworld, he looked around the underworld again and again. But where is there a box with aura that can be sealed? There are a lot of urns, but that thing doesn't have aura!

"What to do? What to do? "Seeing the time slowly passing, the bull head began to get anxious." Blame me for being greedy! If it weren't for drinking a few more cups at Lord Zhong Kui's mansion, he wouldn't have fallen into such a field at this time! Ay~! Regret not being at the beginning! ”

"That's right! Feast! Suddenly thinking of something, the bull's head jumped a few feet high, and then ran towards Zhong Kui's mansion excitedly.

The bull head sneaked to Zhong Kui's house, evaded the patrolling ghosts, and went around to the small warehouse in the backyard. Just now, the bull head had a flash of inspiration, and he thought that during the birthday banquet, he had heard a gift from the heavenly immortals. In his cognition, aura can only be possessed by things in the heavenly realm, and there can only be ghosts in the underworld, where there will be any aura.

Seeing the birthday gifts full of warehouses, Niu Tou couldn't help but be a little envious. It's still the popularity of Lord Zhong Kui. On a birthday, whether it is the underworld or the heavenly court, there are people who give gifts to celebrate their birthday. Unlike himself, every time he celebrates his birthday, he is accompanied by Ma Mian alone, and he doesn't even come to black and white impermanence.

"This doesn't work, this doesn't work either! ......" After looking for a long time, the bull head finally found one that he was satisfied with. "This seems to be a birthday gift from the God of Food, right?" The bull head lifted a delicate ancient food box (wooden, with drawers) and opened it to see that the contents were eaten in the middle of the feast, leaving only an empty food box.

"That's it! I believe that Lord Zhong Kui will not blame himself for losing a food box! "Since it is a gift from the gods, it will definitely bring a bit of fairy energy, and this food box is definitely eligible. Thinking of this, the bullhead sneakily left Zhong Kui's mansion and rushed to the hospital.

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Wang Xiaotie is feeling very bad now, he is at the peak of his life, he was hit by a car? I don't know if it was the bastard who gave birth to a son and didn't have eyes! Thinking that his 20,000 yuan has not been spent, and the grand trophy that represents his honor is also broken, it is heartbreaking!

What made Wang Xiaotie even more uncomfortable was the state at this time, I don't know why, I felt as if I was locked in a dark cage, which was particularly depressing. Every time I want to get up, I just see a little light, and I will be pushed back by an invisible hand! Is this Nima the afterlife? Don't bring such a playful person!

After trying to leave this darkness countless times in vain, Wang Xiaotie learned to be smart and honestly stayed in this painful darkness and no longer struggled.

As the saying goes, the world isn't what you want it to be! When Wang Xiaotie gave up struggling, the big hand actually reached into the darkness and grabbed himself and dragged him out. Then he was locked up in another darkness.

Immediately, Wang Xiaotie was furious! Even if Lao Tzu is dead, you can't toss Lao Tzu like this, right? Hell, being a ghost is a little human right, no! Don't you have any ghost power at all? Hey? It doesn't seem right, it's not uncomfortable here! Not only is it uncomfortable, but it still smells good? This smells so good! It's almost time for me to cook the aroma of noodles! It's broken, it looks like you haven't eaten dinner yet? "Someone! Hell yes! Anything! Let me out! I'm going to eat instant noodles! ”

After shouting for a long time, he found that no ghost took care of him, so Wang Xiaotie reluctantly became honest. It looks like he's really dead! This is the legendary underworld, right? But why don't you have a bull or a horse to catch yourself? Not to mention the Nai He Bridge and Meng Po Soup! It turns out that fairy tales are all lies!

However, I am not too disappointed that I can't see the king of the underworld in Huaxia, it's actually not bad here, except for smelling the aroma and being a little hungry, I can make do with it!

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At this time, Niu Tou had just walked across the Nai He Bridge with the food box containing Wang Xiaotie, saw Meng Po, and said hello friendly, and then came to the border between the East and the West very familiarly, and entered Satan's territory.

"Brother, I brought my soul, how are you going to save him?" The bull ran panting and handed the food box to Satan.

"Huh? This box is good! It looks like a treasure of your Eastern Immortal Realm, right? I really envy the relationship between your underworld and the fairy world, don't you? Look at Lao Tzu, every once in a while, he will fight with Jehovah! Sick of it! Satan grumbled and began to use mana and instill it in the food box.

"That's it! Take it back and return the soul to his body. After a few seconds, Satan returned the box to the bull's head.

The bull's eyes were wide open, and his face was full of disbelief, "This is the end?" It's that simple? Dude, you're not playing with me, are you? ”

"Brother Niu, I just put a mark on his soul to give him a chance to continue to live, and I hope he can grasp it well. It's not that my brother won't help you! Although mortals are weak, they have their own days of birth, old age, sickness and death, even if I and that Cui Ming ghost can't change it casually, we will lose the divine element. However, some time ago, Lucifer and I worked together to make a small game to relieve boredom, and the game set a reward to keep this mortal alive. ”

Seeing the bull's big bull's eyes full of confusion, Satan patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry! Brother Niu, if I say I won't let him die, he won't die! You don't believe me? ”

The bull head glanced at Satan seriously and nodded vigorously, "Okay!" Big brother, I believe in you! ”