Mayday.

The temperature is quite comfortable.

Neither too hot nor too cold.

There is a 24-hour convenience store at the entrance of the community, and if necessary, the cashier here will help you heat up the bento, and there are tables and chairs at the door, so you can eat directly at the door.

The tables and chairs are all mahogany, very clean and beautiful.

There is a feeling of having a late night snack in front of a convenience store with a good friend and being able to eat a romantic atmosphere.

In the store, he posted a post about "How can you have these kinds of bento boxes every time, don't you know how important product diversity is to attract customers, this is simply an insult to the service concept of 'customer is God'!" After her speech, she dropped her coins and walked away, leaving the cashier in a cold sweat.

Because it was a way to save trouble, the pine nuts did eat the bento in a hurry at the door of the convenience store.

And then.

She opened a can of beer, and after taking a sip of the cow, she also made a moaning sound of "Ha ah~", not to mention how sultry the sound was, and her face was red, especially like she had just experienced some climax.

"Why did you get drunk so quickly, you still have to practice more." A can of beer was in his stomach, and Yanyun Songzi blushed and muttered to himself.

Right.

She looked very calm, very calm.

There is even a little bit of seriousness in his expression, like a teaching director with a straight face, where can he see that he is drunk.

But she was indeed drunk, which she knew best in her own heart, and no one else knew.

Yes.

When people are drunk, others say you're drunk, and people say I'm not drunk.

However, when she is drunk, everyone else says you are drunk? The tone of questioning. And then she'd calmly say, yes.

However, compared to the last time I got drunk at the barbecue restaurant, this time the state is much better.

At least!

She won't be babbling like a madman anymore—at least not to that extent.

After eating a deflated and growing wise, I have to be a little forced to count.

There is also a big night at a table next to the door of the convenience store, "I'm drunk alone" brother, this brother looks forty-five or sixteen, attracted by Songzi's tempting "ha~" sound just now, and heard her say to herself that she was drunk, so she smiled, "Little girl, you don't look drunk at all." ”

"No, I'm really drunk, little brother." Yanyun Songzi turned his head and said.

"Really, fake."

The uncle was happy, "Anyway, little girl, how old are you, and you still call me little brother." ”

Because of the big night, the light outside the convenience belt was very dim and dark, and he couldn't see whether the little girl's face was red.

But.

Look at the expressions.

This beautiful girl's family really looked serious, which made him a little confused, I don't know if he was joking.

"That's right, it's time to change the name."

Yanyun Songzi showed a contemplative expression.

And then.

She said seriously, "Look at the plate of fried chicken you're eating, I'll call you 'little chicken' ba." ”

Uncle: "......"

"Hello Chick, nice to meet you, I'm a writer."

Yanyun Songzi stretched out his hand in a cold tone.

Her expression and demeanor made the uncle suspect for a moment that he had encountered the legendary super killer of the secret service organization, but her plump breasts and simple dress made the old brother think that she was soliciting from a bathing center - of course, the quality of this soliciting girl was a little scary, and she was more beautiful than the stars.

"Well, little sister, you really like to joke."

The corners of the elder brother's mouth twitched, "Look at the way you look...... You're still in school, right? ”

Matsuko said, "No, I'm not kidding, what I said is more true than your plate of fried chicken." ”

"......" brother.

Matsuko added: "It's true that I'm in school, but please treat me like an adult social person, and distinguish me from those little kids who are full of banging or middle school fantasies all day long!" ”

She said again: "Alas, what will those little cubs in high school do in addition to making trouble, all day long, Naiko and big white legs, chasing dramas and little fresh meat, no interest, I really don't understand why 18 years old can be considered an adult this year, and it should be 25 years old to be considered an adult!" In this way, the old lady can be distinguished from them. ”

Brother: "Are you 25 years old?" A shocking tone.

The uncle's eyes widened, and he didn't see any taste of adulthood from this little girl......

Well, except that the boobs are more erotic......

But how do you look at a junior high school girl with overdeveloped breasts, why is she 25?

There is really such a thing as a legal Lori these days?

"My mental age is 25, oh yes, I'm a man."

“？！”

The old brother opened his mouth wide, and a piece of chicken fell from his mouth to the ground, "Your man?" How can it be?! ”

According to the three-second rule, this piece of chicken is no longer edible.

"Do you have any comments? I think it's obvious whether I'm a man or a woman, right, you're not A Bing, and you can't play Erquan Yingyue, can't you see it? ”

Yanyun Songzi elegantly stroked his hair.

Yes.

She looks like a haughty, delicate, elegant black swan.

It's also like a crazy, sharp-toothed, venom-filled Bai Suzhen.

"Little girl, don't talk nonsense."

The uncle breathed a sigh of relief and patted his pounding little heart, "How old are you?" ”

"Hey! What are you talking about?! Yanyun Songzi looked at him with disgust, "Spying on a girl's age is a very ungentlemanly behavior!" Chicks, everyone is a gentleman, don't talk so erotic, okay? ”

TF？！

Uncle: "......" confused face.

Didn't you just say you're a man?

Why are you suddenly a girl again, and you still have your own gender switch?

Who else is talking about pornography, and the elders ask how old the child is this year and where is it erotic?

Chick, you're just a little ji! Your whole family! You're the most erotic one, hey!

"Chicken, go get me a Coke."

"Me?"

"Aren't you a clerk? I just talked to you in the store, and you forgot ...... Finish? Your fish memory, huh? It's only been a few seconds...... You—You've forgotten? She looked at her with a skeptical tone, and a look at her retarded.

"Well, I'm sure you're drunk......"

"Didn't I tell you I was drunk at the beginning? Could it be that your name is Beethoven (because you are deaf)? Disrespectful, disrespectful, don't you sign it? I'm going back to have a good time. ”

“……”

"By the way, where's my Coke? Beethoven, go get it (slap the table), aren't you a clerk? "Rightfully so.

"I'm not a clerk, and I'm not called Beethoven!" The elder brother was silent for a long time and held back a sentence.

"Well, I don't look like it, you don't have any hair." Matsuko thought about it seriously.

"Auntie, please spare me." The old brother's mentality collapsed.

He's already sure that this girl can't talk properly!

Dragging a drunk over on the way back should make them talk very speculatively.

Matsuko said again:

"And the chick, I tell you, can you do a good job of your hairstyle, is there a difference between your hairstyle and the Mediterranean...... It will be a crater in two days. ”

"I think you can cut it all, I guarantee that you are more handsome than Tang Maru in minutes, comparable to Feicheng Don't disturb that person, yes, Teacher Meng Fei!"

"Look at the way you look now, like a forest of thorns, what kind of decadence has become! Give you tofu and hit it yourself, na, na, shame, isn't it? ”

Her calm expression was like that of an accountant settling accounts, but the lines she uttered made the old brother feel like he was suffering from the humiliation of a hail of bullets.

Every sentence pierces my heart.

“……”

Isn't it just that you're getting a little hair loss when you're older, do you need to laugh at us like this?

Brother, although my friends laugh at my lack of hair, I am the first one with a mouth as poisonous as yours!

It's too much!

The little girl also said: "Don't be discouraged, chick~, shave your head and bring a wig, what a big deal...... Huh? Eh, eh! What are you going? ”

The uncle stood up suddenly, and he didn't want to eat the fried chicken.

It's a fart!

"I, I've got something going on at home, I'll go first!" After saying that, this old brother walked so hotly.

Originally, because of professional creative problems, he came out alone at night to get drunk, wanting to vent his boredom and find a source of inspiration by the way.

Come on, now I'm even more depressed, and I'm still creating a chicken feather.

The source of inspiration was not found, and the septic tank of inspiration came uninvited.

Rub, the mentality collapsed.

The other side.

Yanyun Songzi calmly shouted at his back, "Also! Chick! Remember one sentence, no matter what happens in the future, don't bow your head! …… Wigs will fall off! ”

Hearing this, the uncle stumbled under his feet, and almost planted himself in the dark green belt under the street lamp.

"I've got a piece of grass!"

Yes.

He had already made up his mind that he would never go out alone to eat fried chicken and beer again.

It turns out that when a person comes out to drink, he will encounter neuropathy!

……

"Bang dang."

Hearing the sound of the door closing, the pseudo-Lori who was lying in the room playing with the computer hurriedly came out to take a look.

And then.

She saw her sister looking at her expressionlessly, her expression was indifferent, she was even more iceberg beauty than an iceberg beauty.

It's all frozen into Häagen-Dazs.

"Oune-chan......?" Ryuko looked at her sister cautiously.

"Hmm." Häagen-Dazs nodded.

Then she calmly threw herself on the white couch in the living room and fell asleep (zZ).

What the heck?

Ryuko looked confused.

She crept to the edge of the couch, looked at her sister, who was as motionless as a corpse, and reached out to rub her sister's breasts.

It's still so big, so warm, so soft.

It's worthy of my sister!

"Hmm~" Matsuko snorted in a half-dream, but didn't move.

Pinch harder!

The soft Opai was deformed, and her sister still didn't react.

"Eh, hey, hey~" Ryuko.

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