"You have no idea what kind of kinky fans I'm facing."

When Lu Nanxing opened QQ, she saw this passage from the little fairy.

There was a pause.

Lu Nanxing was about to reply.

Suddenly.

She saw the crackling messages splash like a storm.

"When I was facing this group of fans, I felt like a Jay Chou who didn't go to a women's prison, alas, what's even more terrifying is that they seem to mistake me for Anthony Oki (the AV actor who looks a lot like Jay Chou), and they are ready to squeeze me dry." Yanyun Songzi's words are full of anger and helplessness.

Lu Nanxing: Who is "......" Jay Chou? Who is Anthony Oki?

"There is no normal person in 500 people, what kind of fans and audiences am I!"

"I'm so angry! I'm going to shoot them! Wow, why should I be humiliated like this, I'm obviously a judge! Can they just tease me when I'm a child? ”

"But now I just want to pull out a big chirp and stab these hentai gentlemen to death! They're all a bunch of baboons in heat! ”

"Uh...... Little fairy, you're a girl. Lu Nanxing could only say that.

"Ugh."

Still mentioning this file?

Isn't that even more sad.

Stupid baby, phew, old lady...... Bah!

Labor and management were also a seven-foot man with three inches under his crotch and seven meters seven in congestion!

I don't have any muscles...... People are also more homely...... Thin arms, thin legs, white skin...... Ann can tell that I am male and female......

But!

The gender column is still male, phew, and male!

Go back to the live stream.

The finals of the "Swordsman Three or Five Bottles" cover contest are still continuing, and there are many outstanding contestants one after another, each of whose songs are carefully selected, and most of them play well, so the two paddling judges also said that the baby's paddling does not rely on the oars and relies on the waves.

Of course.

This is no longer the focus of the audience in the live broadcast room.

They just came to see the madness, how many people really came to watch the game?

So.

Every time a contestant finishes the lottery session, all the barrages are excited!

The sound of rain outside the window is poetic and picturesque.

Yanyun Songzi moved her eyes from the live broadcast to the window, looked at the raindrops sadly, and showed an expression that she couldn't cry if she wanted to.

And then.

She heard the host playfully say: "Congratulations to the "crazy little chirp", "the sofa cushion of the little fairy", "I really want to be abused by the crazy boy", "the crazy boy is so good, go on", "you are all crazy, the little is mine", congratulations to these five sailors for winning the top fashion set of "Swordsman Three or Five Bottles", ......"

Xiang Yang: "......" smiled.

Yanyun Songzi turned on the microphone, "Woo~ah!! Enough of you, Baga!! ”

The whole person is red-faced ////A////.

Barrage: Hahahahahahahaha

……

Host: "Congratulations to 'Time flies, I only marry a crazy boy', 'Brother, you have it, crazy young man is in my bed', and your wife is awesome, 'Hahahaha', 'I'm so happy' five sailors won the ......"

Xiang Yang: "Ahem, ahem." "It's calm.

Yanyun Songzi: "......" covered his ears.

Barrage: Hahahahahahahaha

……

Host: "Congratulations to the five sailors of 'Little Fairy Chubby Ci', 'Wind Blowing Skirt and Swinging Farts Cool', 'Crazy Young is My Xing Slave', 'Crazy Young Master' and 'Lost Steamed Bun' for winning the ......"

Xiangyang: "......" After all, the camera is on, so let's keep smiling.

Yanyun Songzi was silent (rubbing his chest and forcing himself to calm down).

Barrage: Hahahahahahahaha

……

Yes.

This special is not a special guest judge at all, this special is fooling her to be a monkey in the zoo!

Is there such a ridicule of the judges?

Is there such a trick on the judges?

The thick skin of the city wall has to be smashed for you!

You sassy IDs, all of them have been remembered for me, and I won't let you go.

What, why don't you remember me?

So many sassy IDs, how do I remember me!

In short, the mentality collapsed all the way to the end of the whole game.

The whole process is all kinds of shame play.

Right.

It was when the judge Xiang Yang said, "...... Well, I'm done.,Next, let's ask the crazy young teacher to talk about it~".

That tone is wrong.

The tone is frustrating, one after another, as if it is a metaphor and a hint of something, not to mention ridicule, anyway, that kind of respect is gone at the beginning.

Bang bang, angry puppet (flipping the table)!

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However, for the organizers, although the center of the whole event has changed from the content of the competition to the interaction with the invited judges, the result is good, because this competition is ultimately a nature of advertising and promoting the game activity of "Swordsman Three or Five Bottles", as long as there are more people to see, it is a success, and 500 people, especially the back, have broken through the 600 mark, my God, this is a big success.

And the event planners are very happy to see this climactic interaction.

Although it is the interaction between Mad Shao and his fans, as long as it can drive the atmosphere of the live broadcast room and make their finals atmosphere lively, it doesn't matter what they do.

Yes? You say that the mad young teacher's mentality has collapsed? Is she upset?

All right!

Who was that back then, didn't Leo Tolstoy say that you get used to it when you collapse.

And Gorky also said - sacrifice the small self to achieve the big self, the world needs heroes!

After all, who doesn't have a bad experience, this Edison was not smashed in the head by an apple, can he discover gravity, this Newton does not drink boiled water, can he invent the steam engine?

……

I was a guest judge for two hours.

After the end.

Yanyun Songzi was wet all over his body, his face was flushed, and he looked like he had just finished some kind of unique fitness exercise.

To paraphrase Brother Dali's words, "I'm uncomfortable~".

Uncomfortable, of course, take a bath.

After coming out of the shower, Yanyun Songzi wore a loose white shirt, pondered for a while and put on her trousers - she was hungry and was going to go downstairs to buy a bento to eat, and by the way, drink some beer or something, just borrowing wine to drown her sorrows.

In fact, she has always felt that wine is the best drink.

Don't say that this wine is not sweet and sour enough compared to fruit juice, it is not strong enough compared to soda, and even the taste of beer itself does not belong to the category of delicious, which is strange.

But.

It has a characteristic that it is not greasy to drink.

For example, if you drink yogurt, just like a dragon, after drinking two or three bags, you will be greasy, and your mouth will be sour, so you need to drink some water to be light and light.

For example, if you drink soda, you will find that you drink too much sticky and greasy on your teeth, and if you drink it again, you will feel that it is not delicious.

But wine is different!

No matter how many bottles you have, you will feel drunk or unable to drink at most, but you will not feel tired of drinking and not tasty.

……

At nine o'clock in the evening, it was still dark in the corridor.

It's like that kind of bloody romance movie, the heroine passes by the dark alley and is surrounded by a group of little hooligans who need the male protagonist to save the scene, as if a pervert will emerge around at any time.

Because it is a casual outing, coupled with laziness, Matsuko is really a little light, not to mention underwear, and the outside is a white shirt, black trousers and canvas shoes.

How to say it, this collocation obviously belongs to the kind of otaku style in the past, to be precise, it is a straight male aesthetic.

But.

Appearance is always above the outfit.

Don't talk about white shirts, black trousers, canvas shoes, as long as you are a beauty, you go out with white vest and big pants sandals, you can also wear this outfit with an extraordinary temperament, and the return rate is probably much higher than the standard match, believe it or not.