Wang Xiaotie and the three were not the first team to return to the assembly point, and the only female captain's team had been waiting there for a long time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey! Yang ~ that beauty! How's it going? As the captain of the exploration team, Wang Xiaotie naturally wanted to discuss the search process with the other captains, in fact, he just wanted to call Yang Niu, but he realized that it seemed a bit too direct to say his inner thoughts like this.

"You're back too? Penis! The girl was still quite enthusiastic, and smiled at Wang Xiaotie.

Penis? Nima! You're a little brother! Your whole family is a little brother! Wang Xiaotie was instantly annoyed by the words of the foreign girl, looking at her balloon-like pectoral muscles, and secretly said that she really had a big chest and no brains, and the ancients did not deceive me!

I want to try to defend myself and prove that I am not my little brother. But thinking of the European and American blockbusters I once watched, the heroic and majestic Shuanghui king of kings, suddenly lost his confidence. Uh~ Forget it! After all, the brand is different, and this kind of thing should not be compared.

"Therefore, Lao Tzu doesn't like to study European and American action movies the most! One by one, like donkeys! This small blow made Wang Xiaotie lose interest in continuing to pick up girls, so he honestly found a shady place and lay on the ground waiting for everyone to come back.

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In fact, for survival in the wilderness, it is also Wang Xiaotie's favorite show in his spare time. Especially in a survival reality show called "Twenty-one Days of Primitive Life" in the United States, the participants are all men and women, and they must be naked and have no hair! Survive together in the wilderness for three weeks.

After seeing this show, Wang Xiaotie was suddenly shocked! This Nima is the best show except for island country action movies! But the mosaics in the show are so annoying! If only there weren't!

For this reason, Wang Xiaotie began to search for a mosaic-free version all over the Internet, but to no avail!

But Wang Xiaotie, who had the courage to challenge, did not give up, in order to remove the mosaics in the film and give the masses a natural and real good program, he began to teach himself how to remove mosaics. What AE, PS, learned a lot! But halfway through his class, his online teacher told him unfortunate news.

"Xiao Tie, the purpose of this mosaic is to destroy the details of the image behind it! This is irreversible, and post-processing doesn't really restore the original details of the image behind the mosaic! No one or software can remove this mosaic and make the image really return to its original effect! ”

Wipe! Lao Tzu learned half of it, and you told Lao Tzu that it was impossible! How can you be so shameless as a master? The bastard who cheated Lao Tzu on 20 yuan tuition! Wang Xiaotie, who learned the truth, decisively gave up his studies and thought of another way.

Later, he came up with a really good idea! That's the primitive life that signed up for the third season. If you can become a male player inside, then you can directly face to face and see a foreign girl without clothes? I am a real Nima genius! It's exciting to think about!

During that time, in order to participate in the primitive life of the third season, Wang Xiaotie went crazy and studied the knowledge of survival in the wild for a long time. I feel that I can finally lead a naked big ocean girl to live for 21 days, and I began to look for an address all over the world.

But another cruel fact hit Wang Xiaotie's body incompletely. He couldn't find any contact address for this reality show, not even the almighty Du Niang! Oh my God! Could it be that the harmony of my Great Chinese Empire is at work? I can only helplessly shout: The Great Celestial Empire is mighty!

In the end, this painful memory was buried deep in Wang Xiaotie's heart and became a shame in his brilliant life. Later, Wang Xiaotie devoted himself wholeheartedly to the great cause of studying action movies in island countries, and was no longer half-hearted! Finally, he succeeded in his career and developed a pair of unrivaled right hand finger and belly muscles.

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If you are bored, open the [Time Query] option of your smartwatch, which shows:

[Time inquiry]: clock 12:26

There are 15 minutes left in your real-life survival time. The game survival time is 4 hours and 26 minutes. The redemption time is 4 hours and 26 minutes.

After seeing the exchange time later, Wang Xiaotie became interested and clicked on the [Time Exchange] option below. A change was found in this column.

[Time Redemption]: [Real Time Redemption] [Game Store]

The [Game Store] option is gray and cannot be clicked, Wang Xiaotie clicked on the [Real Time Exchange].

[Reality Time Exchange]: Please enter the survival time that needs to be exchanged: 0000 hours [OK]

Wang Xiaotie adjusted the question mark to 9999 hours, and then clicked the [OK] button at the back.

Sorry, you don't have enough time to live, please check it before using this feature

Belch! This is a good watch! It even counts! Wang Xiaotie said that he was embarrassed and reluctantly changed the number.

0004 hours, click the [OK] button at the back.

Congratulations, the redemption was successful and you have been given 24 minutes of real-world time

Click on the [Time Query] option again, and find that the real time has become 39 minutes left.

"Damn, that's how it works!" Wang Xiaotie finally understood the principle of exchange. It seems that this game can make people live a little longer. "If Lao Tzu clears the customs infinitely, wouldn't it be immortal?" Wang Xiaotie suddenly thought of something. Why?,This game won't be used to cultivate immortals, right? Absolutely! Lao Tzu must strive to become an immortal, and when the time comes, like Dong Yong, God will marry a Seven Fairies as his wife, and it will be more face-saving to bring it out!

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After waiting for nearly an hour, the remaining two teams returned to the assembly point. The four squad leaders got together and began to discuss.

Brent Parker, the last team leader to return to the rendezvous, is a British farmer who was supposed to be comfortable and chic, but he got cancer, so he was chosen for this game.

The second-to-last squad leader's name is Patrick Congreve, he is not small, he is a real estate developer in the United Arab Emirates, and he has a lot of dollars, even in Dubai, a city where every inch of land is gold, there are no less than 10 properties. It's a pity that he is also a short-lived ghost, he went out to talk about business and encountered robbers, was severely injured, and is now living in the hospital.

Captain Beauty's name is Nancy Windsor, also an American, a clerk at a gas station store who was hospitalized because of an explosion at a gas station.

Xu Feng saw that the three people had come to him, and he immediately felt that he had a lot of face! Generously beckoned, let his little brother Henry come over, and then took out two coconuts from his clothes and put them on the ground.

"Come on! After walking all morning, you're all thirsty, right? You're welcome! Even if you drink it, there will be it on the tree after drinking! "It's like a host's treat.

Wang Xiaotie's generosity won Nancy Windsor's big eyes, and they leaned over because the place where Wang Xiaotie was lying was the coolest.