【Chapter 4】Wang Xiaotie's Eight Spirits
"Everyone talked about their team's exploration. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Nancy Windsor spoke first, "My teammates were all women, so I didn't explore very far, and unfortunately one of the team members had a broken foot, so I returned to the meeting point early. ”
Women! is used for sympathy, and the three men didn't care about Nancy Windsor's lack of gains, but invariably cared about the injury of the female team member.
Brent Parker, who had returned to the meeting point at the latest, stood up and said with some pride, "We walked far, far into the depths of the jungle, and finally climbed to the top of this island, and I found that this island is not very large, about two hundred square kilometers, in the middle of the vast sea, and there are no other islands around. The vegetation along the way is dense and there are a lot of wild critters. ”
It was Patrick Congreve's turn, "We just walked north from the beach and found quite a few coconut trees, nothing else!" ”
"I ......" Wang Xiaotie was just about to make the next introduction, but was directly interrupted by Brent Parker.
"Okay, let's discuss the countermeasures, what are we going to do next?" After listening to the narrative of the two, Brent Parker thought that he should be the most experienced person here, and he should be the leader of course.
Nima? Is this looking down on Lao Tzu? Don't even give the right to speak? Rub, Lao Tzu is also a captain, how dare he ignore himself? Wang Xiaotie was instantly angry, picked up a big coconut from the ground, and ...... viciously
Viciously walked towards the big girl with the injured foot, "Hey, beauty, I heard that you were injured?" Serious or not? Take off your shoes and I'll show you! After listening to the statements of the three squad leaders, Wang Xiaotie analyzed with certainty that these three are standard rookies who survive in the wilderness, especially the stupid bi named Brent Parker, who walked so long and climbed the mountain tiredly, and looked at how big the island was!
See what you can discuss? Hum! Seeing that the injured girl in front of her took off her shoes and socks very cooperatively, Wang Xiaotie directly threw the unhappiness in his heart out of the clouds, it's time to show Uncle Ben's flirtatious sister~ No! It's first aid technology. "By the way, what's your name?"
"Laura."
Belch! This name frightened Wang Xiaotie a little, in Wang Xiaotie's impression, the name Laura has always represented a foreign female man who is omnipotent in heaven and earth. I didn't expect Laura in reality to be just a delicate foreign girl who would prick her feet after walking a few steps, hey! Another dream lover on the screen has been shattered, why is the reality so cruel.
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"Let's assemble!" Brent Parker and the three seemed to have finished their discussions, and gathered everyone together.
Wang Xiaotie was also very reluctant to let go of the little feet of the foreign girl, and helped Laura to participate in the second tribal meeting.
"I've just discussed with the two squad leaders, and I think the priority now is to find a source of water and set up a simple camp. So after a while, everyone searched deep into the jungle to find a source of fresh water that could be drunk. "Brent Parker spoke like a general commanding thousands of troops.
Laura looked at Wang Xiaotie, who was hugging her waist, and asked in surprise, "Huh?" Aren't you also the captain? Why did I listen to him, as if there were only three squad leaders? ”
This question is a good question, Wang Xiaotie was speechless, and the right hand that had been rubbing oil on the waist of the foreign girl froze.
In Wang Xiaotie's heart, aren't all foreign beauties all big-breasted and round-chested, so open that they don't even want to wear bikinis, and they pounce on them when they meet a man and kiss them? Why do you feel like they're all mocking people now, and they don't need to swear?
But as a man, how can you endure such an insult? Wang Xiaotie told her very righteously, "I am actually the captain, and the three of them are just captains!" ”
In an instant, the island was quiet, so quiet that only the sound of the waves could be heard.
Wang Xiaotie was embarrassed to find that everyone was looking at him, with the same expression, like looking at a gorilla in a zoo.
Wang Xiaotie felt everyone's friendly eyes and made a profound self-examination: the next time you pick up a girl, you must speak quietly!
"Come on! Everyone applauded and welcomed our captain to give us a few words! Brent Parker suddenly took the lead in applauding, but the eyes that looked at Wang Xiaotie were full of disdain.
The other 11 people applauded cooperatively, looking at Wang Xiaotie like an idiot.
Why, the tiger doesn't wield, you guys think I'm Garfield, aren't you? Wang Xiaotie Turtle's body was shocked, and the Qi of Wang Ba around his body was quickly secreted, and the super pretending bi mode was opened.
"Since you all have to listen to my opinion as the captain, well, I'll say a few words!"
"First of all, let me analyze our current situation. In reality, everyone should be critically ill, right? To put it bluntly, this game is a cheat, and the longer you play, the longer you will live in reality! ”
Seeing everyone's still disdainful expressions, Wang Xiaotie knew that they had already understood.
"So here's the point! How can you live long? This is the most important thing! From the experience just now, in this game, we are still an ordinary person, a healthy ordinary person, thirsty, hungry, tired and injured. ”
"So what?" Brent Parker was a little tired of Wang Xiaotie's rambling and motioned for him to get to the point.
Wang Xiaotie pointed at Brent Parker and said, "Just now you proposed that everyone explore this island together, find water sources, and then set up camp, in my opinion, it is a mistake!" ”
Seeing that Brent Parker's face was a little displeased, Wang Xiaotie didn't pay attention to it, and continued, "We have been on this desert island since 8 o'clock in the morning, and we have searched all morning without food or drink, and everyone must be thirsty and hungry at this time, so the first time is to look for food, not any fresh water." ”
"But ......," Brent Parker wanted to refute Wang Xiaotie.
Wang Xiaotie didn't give him a chance at all, since he forced Lao Tzu to open his mouth, then listen honestly! continued, "Since that vanished said that this is a newbie dungeon, there will definitely be a lot of resources on the island. For our first lunch, we should get some simple and effortless food to replenish our energy. ”
Wang Xiaotie's words finally began to attract everyone's attention, and gradually, everyone listened to him quietly, and the disdain on his face slowly converged.
"Like these coconuts that have fallen from the tree, we don't have to work hard to get them, we just have to bend down and pick them up."