【Chapter 145】The big fat man riding a monster
"Alice, what do you mean when you say it's useless? Do you think I'll have no way to take a book? ”
The most intolerable thing for Wang Xiaotie is to drop the chain in front of a woman, which is one of the biggest blows to him! Alice is now a cat, but she is also a female cat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Only those who have sworn an oath to believe in Osiris are eligible to use it, others cannot use it, and it is impossible to even open it."
"Haha~" Wang Xiaotie suddenly laughed strangely, and said proudly to Alice: "See? See? I'll be able to open it, you see, how easy? ”
Wang Xiaotie flipped the first ten pages back and forth in front of Alice's eyes, wanting to save his face as a man.
"Wang, I don't want to hit you. But you were able to open the first part only because of me. My soul is sealed on the third page of the book, and anyone can open the front as long as I don't return to the book. ”
After Alice finished speaking, she stretched out her tongue and licked her palm, which seemed to be one of the cat's signature cute actions.
"Uh~" Wang Xiaotie was speechless, he thought it was his jade tree Lingfeng, graceful, and the invincible pig's foot aura of the universe lit up, and he became the one who was chosen by God, and came to the world to save the world and maintain peace. In the end, it's all daydreaming and self-inflicted.
"Alice? Can I ask you a little question? Wang Xiaotie hesitated and decided to discuss the problem at hand with Alice euphemistically.
"Ask!" Alice finished licking her left palm and raised her right palm again.
"Can you walk with this Hundred Beasts Tome in your mouth?"
"Can't!" Alice's answer was crisp, and after a moment's thought, she explained: "I can't touch the book, and if I do, I'll be sent to the book, and unless the user of the book lets me out, I'll be imprisoned forever." ”
Alice's explanation was tepid, as if she was narrating an ordinary thing, but Wang Xiaotie listened to it with horror, and before Alice's words were finished, Wang Xiaotie threw out the Hundred Beasts Magic Book as if he was holding a time bomb.
"What are you doing?" Alice was puzzled and didn't understand what Wang Xiaotie was crazy again.
"This thing is too dangerous! I'm afraid I'll accidentally touch you! Alice, why didn't you say something so important earlier? What if I accidentally put you in the book? ”
Wang Xiaotie was a little angry, this little cat was so good at trapping others, he almost fell in love with her again.
"Go in, go in! What's the big deal? Don't be nervous, for me, it's the same everywhere, just wait quietly for two or three hundred years, and you will be liberated. ”
Wang Xiaotie......
There are only two creatures in the world that are the most free, one is the pig who only knows how to eat and sleep, and the other is the person who is bent on death. With them, you will understand what it means to be careless and careless.
"Then you say that if I become the master of this book, can I release your soul? Or simply remove your connection with that hateful pharaoh? ”
Wang Xiaotie still didn't give up, he couldn't just slap his ass and leave, regardless of abandoning Alice in this wilderness.
"Perhaps! But this book is not complete, and I don't know exactly what will happen. Alice felt a little sleepy again, and found a comfortable position in Wang Xiaotie's arms, planning to continue to make up for sleep.
"Wait a minute! Alice! You haven't told me exactly how to use this book! ”
"I didn't say it, you can swear allegiance to Osiris, oh~ Don't forget to drop a few drops of blood on the book, hmm~ I'm sleepy, I'm sleeping, don't bother me if you're fine!"
Alice couldn't even open her eyes at the moment, and her voice became smaller and smaller, and Wang Xiaotie was speechless when she saw it. How much does this Nima like to sleep? No wonder this cat can live for more than 3,000 years, and it is estimated that more than 2,000 years in it are used for sleeping, right?
Wang Xiaotie took advantage of the fact that Alice had not yet fallen asleep, and held her with both hands and put it directly on Xiangzi. There is no way, I still need to find a way to save myself, and it is impossible to sleep with Alice in my arms.
Alice was forced to change positions by Wang Xiaotie, of course, she would be unhappy, but she was really sleepy now, and she didn't resist much, and fell asleep between Xiangzi's twin peaks.
He picked up the Hundred Beasts Magic Book in the distance and put it on his lap, and now he was still hesitating how he was going to swear it? Doesn't this thing have a set line, follow your preference? Wouldn't that be too child's play? What if it fails?
There is also a very important point, now Wang Xiaotie actually has a master, and he is a mythical and legendary immortal, although he has never met, but Wang Xiaotie now belongs to a doll of this master, and he is in charge of the biggest constraint to his own life.
"I'm rubbing! Does this count as a mutiny? What is Lao Tzu going to do? "Before this copy, Wang Xiaotie may not be so hesitant, and it is estimated that he will directly declare his allegiance to that Osiris. Who makes every mystery mission so hard? Except for the newbie dungeon, which of the others is not perverted to the extreme?
But this trip to the copy changed Wang Xiaotie's mind. Because in addition to doubling the reward, the great immortal in the heavenly realm actually rewarded things, although he didn't know what the use of that piece of white jade was.
"Wait! Dripping blood! That's right! Why did Lao Tzu forget about this stubble? Wipe! Those immortal cultivation novels have been read in vain, don't they all have to drip blood to recognize the master when they get the magic weapons of the immortal family? ”
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaotie immediately took out the white jade, bit his fingertips without hesitation, and smeared the blood on it.
In the next second, the jade white light was magnificent, and Wang Xiaotie was sucked into it at once.
Wang Xiaotie felt an irresistible huge force attacking, and when it opened its eyes, it found that it had left the cliff, and was standing at the top of a cliff at the moment, surrounded by curling white clouds, and the mist was shrouded, like a fairyland.
Before Wang Xiaotie could see all the scenery around him, there was a burst of beautiful music in the sky above.
He raised his head curiously, and watched in amazement as a big fat man sat on a big monster with a very ugly appearance, slowly walking from a distance.
That's right, people use it.
This way of appearance really shocked Wang Xiaotie, he carefully looked at the bottom of the monster with his eyes, and found that there was no jet device, and he couldn't see any unknown objects that could be stepped on.