【Chapter 146】Confrontation on the spot
"Boy, you and I have finally met between master and servant! How? Judging by your expression, it seems that you have a little problem with the way I played? ”
The fat man riding the monster stopped in the open space not far in front of Wang Xiaotie, and suddenly opened his mouth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Master and servant? Could it be that this fat man is the famous god of food? No way? Lao Tzu doesn't read much, but don't lie to me? Shouldn't the gods in the sky all sink into the fish and fall into the geese, don't they look like Pan An?
However, Wang Xiaotie is Wang Xiaotie after all, and his fast head rotation is his specialty.
I saw him suddenly roar, and then pounced like a tiger descending from the mountain, stretched out his hands that had already been unbearable, and ......
hugged the fat man's thighs, took advantage of his leisure time, found a slightly more comfortable position, sat on the ground with his ass, and then began to cry.
"Woo~~ Boss of the God of Food, the little one has finally seen your true face! It's not easy! Woo~~~ I'm so excited! ”
The God of Food was taken aback by Wang Xiaotie's actions, although he had tens of millions of years of cultivation and immortal power, and a mortal like Wang Xiaotie couldn't do him any harm at all, but Wang Xiaotie's overreaction could greatly surprise him.
When the God of Food reacted, he looked down and found that Wang Xiaotie was already holding one of his thighs and was crying profusely, which made him cry and laugh suddenly.
Even though this was a wisp of his divine sense, he couldn't help but feel helpless when he saw Wang Xiaotie wiping his snot and tears on his pants.
"Hurry up, if you have any grievances, just tell Ben Xian, Ben Xian will call the shots for you!"
But when a master is a master, he still has to show the posture of the master, even if he can see that the appearance of the kid in front of him may be pretended, otherwise why would he spit on his face?
"Huh? Grievance? When Wang Xiaotie heard the words of the God of Food, he was immediately stunned for a moment, and then reacted instantly, "Oh! Yes, Boss of the God of Food, I have grievances, I have great grievances, please call the shots for me! After speaking, Wang Xiaotie wiped his eye feces on the trouser leg of the God of Food.
In the face of Wang Xiaotie's rogue behavior, the God of Food didn't know what to do. You said you want to kick it away, right? It seems that he is an immortal who has no self-cultivation. But let this kid be embraced, if other immortals know about it, he will become the laughing stock of the heavenly realm.
"You let go of me first, let Ben Xian go down, and then let's talk slowly, don't worry, if you have any grievances, Ben Xian will definitely call the shots for you!"
In the end, the god of food had no choice but to use a negotiating tone, hoping that this kid would be able to restrain himself.
Wang Xiaotie reluctantly let go of the big white leg and stood aside, waiting for the God of Food to climb down from the monster.
Until now, Wang Xiaotie hasn't seen it, where does the big fat man in front of him look like a fairy? Except for riding a very ugly monster and the way it appears like magic, the others are no different from the earthlings in their impressions!
After the god of food came down, the monster raised its head and let out a long roar, and then in Wang Xiaotie's surprise, it gradually turned into a quaint chair.
The fat man stroked the hem of his robe, and then sat on it.
"I'll go! So awesome? Boss, where did you buy this chair? You can also turn into a big monster, it's amazing! Wang Xiaotie forgot Allah sitting in front of him at this moment, and now he has that magical chair all over his head, if he can get one, back to reality, how majestic!
"Buy~buy?" The God of Food was almost choked by Wang Xiaotie's question, "This can't be bought!" This is the mount of this immortal: gluttony, you, don't fight its idea, even if you give it to a kid, you kid can't afford it! ”
Gluttony? The legendary super big stomach? An ancient beast that can swallow mountains and rivers in one bite? I'll go, it turns out to look like this!
"Alright, boy, didn't you say you had a grievance? Come quickly, this immortal's time is precious, and I don't want to waste it with you here. The god of food suddenly stretched out his hand, conjured a tea bowl in his hand, and then leisurely drank tea.
Grievance? What grievances should you find? Wang Xiaotie hurriedly searched the corners in his mind, wanting to find a reasonable incident to confide in, who made him cheap, he had to say that he was wronged.
That's right! Wang Xiaotie immediately had an idea, then put on a crying voice again, lay on the ground regardless of the image, hugged the thigh of the god of food, and began to narrate the grievances he had worked so hard to find:
"Boss Eater, I have to accuse your subordinates of not only failing to do their duty, but also always prying into my privacy, causing me no personal freedom at all, and most importantly, he always speaks out of his mouth, which frightens me. God of Food~I'm wronged~Woo~~~"
The teacup in the hand of the God of Food shook, almost didn't fall off from his hand, and after listening to Wang Xiaotie's narration, he immediately became angry: "Who is it?" Tell me? Look at Benxian if he can't clean him up! ”
Wang Xiaotie's eyes rolled, and he smiled in his heart, I'm sorry for the old man of the food box, who let you sleep all the time, and you don't even know that your real master is here to come out to meet you, so don't blame me for making the first move!
"The God of Food, there is an old man in my body, he claims to be one of your old man's food boxes, you see, you have personally descended to earth, but he put on a stinky shelf, and he does not come out to greet your old man, which shows that he does not take you seriously! Boss, you can call my shots! ”
Wang Xiaotie snorted and cried, as if it was true.
"Uh~ This matter is known to the immortals, and the immortals pay attention to you through the connection between the food box and the immortals." The God of Food wanted to say later that if it weren't for this food box, he wouldn't have found such interesting fun directly, but after thinking about it, this would have some blows to Wang Xiaotie's psychology, so he didn't say it.
The god of food beckoned, and an antique wooden food box suddenly floated out of Wang Xiaotie's body, and when it fell to the ground, it changed into the appearance of an old man with white hair.
The old man knelt on his knees in front of the god of food, and immediately kowtowed: "The food box greets the immortals, and thanks to the immortals for giving the food box the ability to speak." ”
The God of Food couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, the food box was used by him, but the ability to speak was not done by himself, and he didn't have the spare time to do such a boring thing, after all, there were thousands of such food boxes in his own immortal mansion, and countless people were thrown away, if he hadn't suddenly found that there were special mana fluctuations on this food box, he wouldn't have paid attention to such a small food box.
"Get up! Just now, this kid accused you of disrespecting Ben Xian, and snooping on his privacy, is it true? ”