Chapter 9: Lin Xuan teaches you to scold
"Oh, I accidentally fell back under this street lamp." The disguised man breathed a sigh of relief, but when he saw that Lin Xuan was still recording, his face darkened.
"Explain what's going on." Lin Xuan said with a smile.
"It's a secret." He's tough.
"Then do you think you ran away, I won't do anything to you, but I can send you to the police station!" Lin Xuan said with a smile.
"The physical evidence is a salted fish, and the human evidence is me!" The puppy barked.
“…… You're not human. The disguised man reminded.
"Anyway, I will testify at that time, young man, be obedient, otherwise this king will torture you by all means than salted fish!" The puppy smirked and forced a confession, but he was still very young, and it was quite cute to show his teeth.
"Salted fish is not miserable." Lin Xuan mentioned.
"Oh, it's going to make him cool anyway." Puppy said.
"Brother Lin Xuan, I really can't say this, so please don't embarrass me." The disguised man smiled bitterly, "You should also know that I have something to do with Yang Ming, this bastard." ”
"You better make it clear, this kind of curiosity that has just aroused people's curiosity and pretending to be mysterious is very annoying, if it goes on like this, I will let you spiral to heaven." Lin Xuan said.
What the hell, where do I have the appetite to hang you, it's clear that you are peeping there by yourself the whole time! The disguised man complained, but looking at Lin Xuan's posture, he estimated the other party's strength far above him before he nodded and said helplessly.
In general, this is a pleasant game ♂ between two men who have a good relationship, probably this disguised man named Mu Yi is inferior to his friend Yang Ming in many aspects, his cultivation is not as good, the magic weapon is not good, and he can't beat the game, one day, Yang Ming gave him a chance to defeat him, that is, he entered his kitchen to get one of his treasures, and he won when he got it, and there was a gambling contract, and this guy named Mu Yi naturally took the bait obediently.
"Of course, I came back here to protect Yang Ming's family, he probably meant the same thing, after all...... Autumn in Zijin is not friendly. Mu Yi said.
"Oh, that's it, that's okay, even if you've passed the test, you can go, welcome to come back next time." Lin Xuan said.
"Haha, thank you Lin Daoyou for your understanding, speaking of which, if Lin Daoyou is in charge, my role will not be so great." Mu Yi smiled, in fact, he complained in his heart, why come again next time! He didn't want to do it again!
"Okay, I'll help you get rid of this salted fish, besides, you're currently in a state of disguise, in fact, I'll shoot you fine...... You don't want me to delete the video, no way! I'm going to be a ghost animal too! Lin Xuan said with a smile, although he didn't understand the formation or anything, he could sense that the two illusory salted fish were a kind of energy substance, and with his right hand, he dispersed the two salted fish.
"Thank you." Mu Yi's heart became more and more awe-inspiring, the salted fish that he was helpless for a while was actually easily solved by the other party, this will not ...... Like Yang Ming's guy, it's a True Dan monk!
This thought startled it, its eyes were uncertain, and in the distance, a person was secretly observing, he was Zhang Yuteng, the "Zhuji Monk" who was wanted by the official Alliance of Monks for 100,000 yuan, and he teased the puppy during the day.
He was just attracted by Lin Xuan and Mu Yi's breath, first despised Mu Yi's spicy chicken Yi Rong, and then looked at it with interest, and also felt that this matter was quite interesting, but after seeing Lin Xuan's hand just now, he couldn't be calm, that fluctuation was ......
"Why, I can't see through his cultivation, no, as long as he is in the same True Dan period, even if he is a monk in the late stage of the True Dan or even the Great Perfection of the True Dan, I can also sense one or two, in the end, is this a special magic weapon or ...... Yuan Infant Strong? He felt nervous for the first time, he originally thought that in this Zijin Town, which was almost full of weak chickens, he could be regarded as walking sideways, but suddenly a guy who could pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger than him suddenly jumped out, which made him feel a lot of pressure.
And at this time, Lin Xuan noticed something, glanced back, and let out a light "huh", which made Zhang Yuteng immediately nervous, and the other party found him!
"This person, it's a little familiar, oh, it's the wanted guy, well, but since he hasn't done anything now, and I'm still talking to this guy, let's have a GPS location first." Lin Xuan used a method taught in the textbook to lock him up, and then didn't care about it anymore, this guy is now completely under his supervision, and the 100,000 can be taken at any time.
Moreover, there is another reason, that is, he found out that this guy is not a foundation building monk at all, he has a silver True Pill in his body, looking at this size, at least a True Pill monk above the middle stage, that is to say, the information is wrong......
"Then, fellow Daoist, goodbye."
"Well, it's getting late, go home early and wash and sleep." Lin Xuan yawned and went home, although today's events were quite interesting and exciting, but his body was a little dishonest...... His situation is very unrealistic, and he is obviously cultivating for meritorious cultivation, but he still has some mortal characteristics.
"Well, goodbye." Mu Yi left, with an inexplicable shame, while Zhang Yuteng was very dignified, and felt the need to tell the other two friends about the situation, the other two, like him, were both Zhendan, friends who came here with a special purpose.
Time passed slowly, and the atmosphere of the town began to become a little special in the past few days, and the students ushered in a series of disasters, first the start of school, and then the parent-teacher conference, which was simply a doomsday announcement for the children!
"Where there is oppression, there is resistance!" This is a saying that circulates among children.
Lin Xuan didn't feel any impact, these days he needed less and less sleep time, it seemed that he was interested in the flying sword in the refining weapon, and gradually checked the knowledge related to it, and now the draft paper version of the flying sword has advanced to 3.0.
"Well, it turns out that to make a high-level formation, you need to use some precious materials to assist. These materials look so expensive, hey, no, the illustrated book says, it seems that there are them on the nearby Purple Mountain. Lin Xuan pinched his chin, it seems that he has to go to the Purple Mountain to hunt for treasure recently.
I just don't know if the inexplicable beauties, inexplicable enemies, and inexplicable adventures in the novel's routines will appear, anyway, he doesn't care, let's comfort the little Lori first.
"Brother, what should I do, I think I'm a pill!"
"How can a parent-teacher meeting be like a catastrophe, no matter how terrible your mother is, she can't beat you to death like a catastrophe." Lin Xuan was speechless, because Yang Lin was nagging him every day these days, hoping that Lin Xuan would help her survive the catastrophe.
"The catastrophe destroys people's bodies, but my mother can torture people's spirits!" Yang Lin gritted her teeth, she didn't know if the teacher had thrown out her black history in school, but she could be sure that once her mother saw the ranking of grades and the outstanding students who came to the stage to receive the award, she would be finished.
"Now I really envy classmate Xia Lan, without parents, you should be carefree." Yang Lin let out a long sigh.
"Hey, you have to have a degree of joking, you are really carefree, but I didn't expect this new classmate in your class to be an orphan, doesn't she have other relatives?" Lin Xuan remembered hearing Yang Lin mention it a few times, and she and the new classmate Xia Lan had become good friends.
"Ah...... She didn't tell me that. Little Lori tilted her head and said.
"That's a friend." The puppy interjected, it had been holding its mobile phone since the morning this day, shaking its head, and the dog's paws were rapidly slapping the screen, exuding a terrible resentment.
"My friendship with her, you don't understand?! And the puppy, are you playing games again? ”
"I'm beating a dog!" Xiaotian said.
"Aren't you just a dog?"
"Ahem, come on, I'll teach you a lesson, there are some things in this world that can't just look at the surface, I'm more upright than some people, and some people are more than me, you look at this guy, bite to death and say that there is a problem with the herbs I sent over, I bah! The herbs I stole were the best old! As a result, this guy talked to me privately, and if he wants a five-star review, he must send him another copy, look at what kind of guy this guy is! "The puppy is angry!
"Oh, that's it, what about the result." Lin Xuan looked over and saw two records full of screens, and the two of them had been pinching in QQ all morning across their mobile phones!
"You're too low-level, you don't understand scolding, don't you feel that you are despised?" Lin Xuan asked.
Puppy: "Please guide me!" ”
"Ah, in fact, there is a set of formulas for scolding people, with mom as the center, relatives as the radius, dad as the fulcrum, genitals as the main weapon, obscenity as the main skill, 360-degree all-round radiation, and overturn the entire family tree." Lin Xuan said lightly, his simple and incisive words made the puppy suddenly brighten, "What a powerful operation, thank you senior!" ”
"So, the combination of technology and repair is sometimes not very good, I always feel that technology has fallen a lot, otherwise you can follow the network cable and jump out of the screen to hit him." Lin Xuan added.
"It's okay, if I have time to pass by there in the future, I will definitely let him go to heaven." The puppy begins to flag.
And Yang Lin over there, Little Lori silently opened the door and walked out, what are the little dogs and big brothers talking about? It seems to be very powerful, very scary!
"But looking at you playing like this, Taobao seems to be pretty good, well, this time I will go to the Purple Mountain to get more good things after a while, and I will also open an online store at that time, well, sell my special scratch paper flying sword!" Lin Xuan muttered to himself, the puppy's eyes lit up, what, the senior is going to it?
Should he be asked to have a few words with his dad at that time, or should he simply stop his dad and put out his dad to come and catch his thoughts? However, although the predecessors are unfathomable, their father is also a real power, how can they make the seniors happy and let him help?
The puppy blacked out the buyer and began to ponder, while Yang Lin's little Lori over there ran back happily, "Brother Lin Xuan, my mother has something to do on Friday, so you can hold a parent-teacher meeting for me." ”
Lin Xuan: "Clams? ”