Chapter 8: Surprised? Not surprised?
"What is a parent-teacher meeting...... Oh, by the way, I can Baidu myself. As soon as the puppy asked Lin Xuan, he immediately reflected, took out his mobile phone and sighed, "What a sinful thing!" Poor children, to be ruthlessly exposed by the teacher about their black history! ”
"Actually, the parent-teacher meeting is not as serious as you think, and the teacher usually doesn't say much, it's just a situation...... After all, what should be said has been said in the parent group, and the screenshots have been intercepted, mainly just to let parents compare with each other to see which child has good grades, and when they go home, they will let their children learn on the grounds of 'other people's children'. Lin Xuan said calmly.
"That's all evil!" The puppy hated it.
"Don't talk about that, I've been liberated for a long time anyway. But this flying sword is so slow. Lin Xuan saw those seniors on station B, they all flew out of the sword for a long time, and some of the great powers also personally took the radar to measure how many minutes they flew around the earth, and it is said that there is also a flying sword competition in the monk Olympics every year, just to compete with whom.
"After all, it's just a primary formation and a basic sword technique, and the material is still paper, it's normal, and if you accelerate it again, it's going to explode." The puppy cub didn't think that his predecessors didn't have those advanced formations, he just thought that those advanced formations couldn't be attached to the fragile material of paper, and could only barely make do with the lowest level.
"Then it seems that you should learn a more advanced formation, as for the material...... Let's use paper for the time being. Lin Xuan suddenly felt that it was fun to use paper to sit on a flying sword, and to feel a little more beyond the limit of speed. In the future, you can also make paper airplanes to fly with people, not to mention, there is really this kind of operation.
After another turn, Lin Xuan returned home, and then he went to the school library and brought back a bunch of books with the permission given to him by Old Man Ma...... It doesn't matter if you look at it in the end or not, let's take it back first!
"Well, senior, you're here." When he went back, Lin Xuan almost squirted water when he saw the puppy sitting cross-legged on the floor like a person cultivating, it was too funny, and a puppy that was still immature and cute was solemnly cross-legged and pinched with his little paws......
"Well, today is the night battle, wait for that person to come to the door, you can sleep." Lin Xuan took the book and went to bed, looking through it, he was in a good mental state at the moment, it seemed that he had found something interesting, and he was in good shape...... But the more he found himself reading books that were all theories and popular science, the more sleepy he became.
"Ah, it's okay, I'm just waiting for the five-star praise from my Taobao buyer, and I'm opening an online store to sell things for the first time in my life! Hey, senior? The puppy said, he found that Lin Xuan was asleep!
"Okay...... Leave it to me at night......" The puppy was helpless and silently brushed the game...... It's the best thing to brush up on games in the middle of the night.,At this time, elementary school students either make up their homework.,Or sleep.,That kind of situation where the soldiers frequently kill five times won't appear.。
Lin Xuan also thought about this situation, but he said that he could stay up late, but his body was very honest.
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, a person sneaked in, perfectly restrained the anti-theft door specially prepared for the monk, which was the result of his stepping on the point for more than ten consecutive days, after entering the door, he pasted two talismans on his body, one to hide his breath, and one to hide his figure.
"Okay, since the seniors are taking a break, then this king will catch him on his behalf, and let the seniors fold a paper flying sword for me when the time comes." The puppy sensed the fluctuation very keenly, and when he opened the door, he found a white figure standing there, so frightened that he almost cried out for a ghost.
But in the end, it was the son of a powerful demon beast king, and it quickly discovered that this was a senior in pajamas through the blue crystal that emitted fluctuations, still very lazy, but not to be underestimated.
"Senpai?" Puppy puppy.
"Well, don't worry, by the way, you said that if we use our mobile phones to record his every move, will he find out." Lin Xuan asked.
"Uh...... Well, I don't understand the high technology of human beings, and I used my mobile phone to play games at first, but after all, I was a monk in the middle of foundation building, and if there was a focus gathering, it should be aware of it. The puppy thought for a moment and replied.
"Oh...... In this case, don't startle the snake first, and see what he is going to do. Lin Xuan said, he remembered the ghost animal video of the puppy father, which can play people badly, if this person comes with evil intentions, he doesn't mind learning to learn the various ways of the puppy dad.
"Finally came in, I really didn't expect that Lin Xuan, a good foundation building monk, actually had to sleep every day, I didn't believe it at first, but that's it, Yang Ming, let's see who is better than us!" With a sneer on his face, he walked towards the ...... with a hideous look Kitchen.
"Yang Ming, I remember that it was Yang Lin's father, the husband of the boss lady, and his enemy outside? But this route is not right.,If you're going to kidnap the boss lady or little Lori, you should go to their bedroom.,Isn't it another one who doesn't play cards according to the Basic Law? Lin Xuan wondered.
"Could it be that you want to press the explosives and fly everyone at once?" The puppy asked, eager to see if everything was okay with the red line cut like in the movie.
Under the watchful eyes of the puppy cub and Lin Xuan, the man cautiously entered the kitchen, rummaging through the cabinets, trying not to make a sound, looking for something, guarding against something, and finally found a glass bottle in the mouth of a pile of salted fish, with a note inside.
"Haha, man, I found something so blandly, don't you think it's very unscientific and unrealistic? Surprised? But do you really think I'm going to do without any bans? In fact, by the time you step into the kitchen, a wonderful formation has already opened, isn't it surprising? ”
"Sure enough, it's tricking me again!" He looked at the words on it and gritted his teeth, but he didn't act rashly at once, but first put away the salted fish, then looked around, and finally looked at the kitchen, which he had made a mess of, a pile of dirty things, took out another note from his arms, and quietly placed it on the cutting board.
"Haha, hello beautiful proprietress, I am a thief, I came to visit here, and I think your salted fish here is good, and it has a different taste and feeling from salted fish in other places, so I accidentally stole one."
"Of course, with my ability to steal the salted fish, of course I don't have to pay, autumn is approaching, there are a lot of idle eggs who want to make trouble, I hope you take more precautions, finally, I wish you a prosperous business, the boss lady, you are young, your daughter Yang Lin has excellent grades, and her husband Yang Ming spirals to heaven - good things don't leave a name, please call me crazy."
"OK, that's it! No one found out, perfect! He put the note down and walked away carefully.
"It's true that no one found out, but I did." Behind him, Lin Xuan appeared in white clothes, looking at him with a look of teasing.
"I'll go! Lin Xuan, it's you! A person suddenly appeared in the originally silent environment and shouted a word, this is really too testing people's hearts, even as a monk in the middle stage of foundation building, the disguised man was so frightened that he almost didn't take a breath, but he didn't expect that the plan that seemed seamless to him was actually discovered like this! is still the same Lin Xuan who was despised by him before.
"No, I'm not Lin Xuan, I'm a white-clothed ghost wandering in the night, you can call me Ah Piao." Lin Xuan smiled, and then made a grimace.
"Unless I'm stupid! But now that you've found out, there's nothing more to say, I've got what I want anyway! The man laughed, took out a talisman and was about to run away, but he didn't notice the slightest change in his body.
"Hey, you...... Salted fish? Lin Xuan's face was strange.
"What salted fish, ah, Lin Daoyou, I also took a salted fish, you won't bite me and let it go, haha, there will be a period later!" He picked up the earth escape talisman, took a few steps back, rushed out the door, and then retreated into the ground.
"The senior just let him go?" The puppy ran out of the dark and asked, then looked at the note on the cutting board, read it carefully and couldn't help but laugh, "It's worthy of the interesting guy that the predecessor said, he's a good person?" ”
"In fact, there are no good people or bad people, the line between good and bad is very blurred, and different conclusions can be drawn from different perspectives. In fact, this matter can obviously be related to the husband of the boss's wife, let's go and ask him what's going on, and you have your mobile phone ready. Lin Xuan said.
"Huhu, this Lin Xuan is not simple, he should have observed me for a long time, I didn't even notice it, I really underestimated him, and I don't know where he came from, Yang Ming, the bastard who should spiral to the sky, didn't explain it in the information I gave me." He leaned against the bright street lamp on the side of the street, indignant, but he couldn't say that he was angry, after all, he still won.
"None of this really matters, it's the salted fish." A familiar voice sounded, which looked a little scary in this deserted street, and the disguised man immediately blew his hair, turned his head, and saw Lin Xuan's gentle smile on his face, as well as a black dog on his shoulder that was holding a mobile phone and pointing at him.
"Hey, this black dog is ...... Three blacks? The disguised man screamed.
"Three of your uncles, your whole family is three blacks...... By the way, senior, it's okay to talk in the video. The puppy was furious.
"It's okay, I'm going to change to another BGM dubbing in post-production." Lin Xuan shook his head, and the disguised man was very distempered, what should I say about this Lin Xuan, because a salted fish chased it all the way, etc...... He had been watching me all the time...... Didn't you see everything?
Thinking of this, he was about to run away again, but found a hint of a smile on Lin Xuan's face and a lewd smile of the puppy.
"What's your expression?" He asked, surprised.
"Fish-lipped human, haven't you noticed that you have more salted fish on your ears?" The little puppy laughed and almost fell off Lin Xuan's shoulder, and after the man took out the mirror, he found that there was actually a pair of salted fish hanging on his two ears!
This should be the formation that Yang Ming said, the disguised man may not have noticed it, but Lin Xuan could feel the vague fluctuation just now, presumably the formation was activated, the reason why the man couldn't feel it, because this pair of salted fish was tangible and intangible.
"I will give you 85 points for this decoration, and the rest of the points will be given to you in the situation of 666, a little more care, a point of expectation, a point of Dad's love for you, your current appearance, whether it is a Halloween party or the Milan International Costume Competition, you can get good results!" The puppy almost died of laughter.
"Ah, damn Yang Ming!" The disguised man wanted to chop Yang Ming to pieces in his heart.
"It's good that people don't wear black-framed glasses for you, but you really look good, two salted fish bite your ears, I don't know if there will be philosophers and white scientists who can figure out what the meaning will be when my video is ready to be uploaded to station B." Lin Xuan smiled, and the puppy cub tried his best to take pictures.
"Hey, hey, hey! Brother Lin Xuan, this is really bad! Turn it off! The disguised man covered his face and stepped back, forgetting that he was currently in a disguised state.
"Don't be shy, Brother Salted Fish, this is the beginning of your Internet celebrity road, come, gaffer, take a picture here!" Lin Xuan said with a smile, he rarely encountered such an interesting thing.
And the disguised man was really startled, because there was really a beam of light coming down.