Chapter 18: The Nation of Men

Outside the door, the three national teachers heard the movement inside, and their hearts were a little itchy for a while.

Luli Daxian said: "Senior sister, what did you say about the process of the immortals casting spells?" The process of making holy water is really something that I care about! ”

Yang Li Daxian raised a finger and said, "Senior sister, I think it shouldn't matter if you just look at it!" ”

Huli Daxian agreed: "Yes, yes, that's right, it definitely doesn't matter if you just look at it!" ”

The three of them glanced at each other, took a step back, and quietly pushed the door open a crack to look inside.

but saw.... One person, holding another person in an extremely weird 'spell-casting posture', and another chanting a spell in front of him, was actually beaten with a fist......

After Sanqing glanced at it, he immediately stopped peeping, afraid that Sanqing would be angry.

Yang Li Daxian was a little excited, because Sanqing's spell casting process looked very powerful, she said excitedly: "Second sister, what is Sanqing's spell?" I've never seen this posture before! ”

Luli Daxian was also very excited, and replied: "I don't know, but I always feel very powerful!" Isn't it the eldest sister! ”

Huli Daxian smiled excitedly: "You two stupid people, such an incomparably noble existence as Sanqing, how can we have seen their spells!" ”

"Yes, they're immortals! That posture is a very amazing spell at first glance! ”

"Eun~"

The three of them discussed excitedly, and after a while, the door was pushed open, and Wukong and Bajie, disguised as Sanqing, opened the door, gave them two small basins and a vase, and said, "Let you wait for a long time, the holy water has been made!" ”

Wujing is hiding inside, and now she feels like she can't see anyone....

The three national teachers took the 'holy water', and looked at the holy water that seemed to be emitting a faint light and a little warm, and the three of them became excited, and their eyes were shining: "This is ..... Holy water! ”

"Come on, you're welcome, drink it while it's hot!" Wukong said with a smile in his back.

The three national teachers knelt on the ground, held the 'holy water' above their heads, and said together: "Thank you for the generous gift of the immortals, we might as well obey our fate with respect." ”

The three of them knelt on the ground together, holding the holy water and bowing their heads and drinking violently.

The moment they drank the holy water, the eyes of the three people widened at the same time!

And at this time, Wukong finally couldn't help it, and laughed: "Hahahaha, you stupid, you drink ......"

"It's delicious!!"

The three national teachers showed expressions of extreme enjoyment at the same time, and it could be seen that they really liked the taste of 'holy water'....

Far away, Roy covered his eyes and said bitterly: "It's too changeable!"

But... Think about how many of them are not humans.,It's normal to have a little special fetish or something.,Anyway, they seem to have a lot of things that can be developed....

Bah!

What do you think?,It's almost the world of the book.,How can you still think of that kind of dirty thing!

The three guys tasted the holy water, but Wukong and the others turned into their original form with a smile.

Wukong laughed wildly, "You three idiots, what we drank just now was our pee!" You can still drink it with relish, hahaha!! What a group of metamorphosis (anti-harmony) states! ”

"What!" The three national teachers were frightened.

Yang Li Daxian covered his mouth and said, "No... No, we just drank it with relish.....

At the same time, she was also thinking, the taste of 'holy water' is really good, how can it be urine....

"Don't let her fool you!" Luli Daxian hurriedly drank when he saw Baa's appearance, "How can such a delicious holy water be urine?" Even if it is, it's Sanqing...."

Speaking of this, Luli Daxian realized that what he said was wrong, so he quickly closed his mouth.

Wukong sneered beside him: "What is Sanqing? Yes? What's in Sanqing? ”

Bajie picked up the chin of the delicate-looking Yangli Daxian with his index finger, and said with a smile: "It's better to describe the taste of drinking it, and I will tell you the true face of the holy water~"

Yang Li Daxian said a little shyly: "Hmm.... The holy water was very strong, hot, and a little astringent to drink....."

"Baa, don't be led by their noses!" Huli Daxian slapped a tail whip on Bajie's body, making the latter can't help but snort.

Very comfortable!

Wujing saw that he was about to do it, and hurriedly said, "Come on, senior sister, you don't want to be discovered by the master, right?" If Master blames, we'll be doomed! ”

Wukong thought for a moment and said, "Okay, okay, hey, I can't play with them anymore, it's boring..."

After they fled, Huli Daxian said angrily: "These guys are running so fast, damn guys, don't let me meet you again!" ”

Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian were both a little worried, and said, "Eldest sister, what we drank just now can't really be theirs..."

"Of course not!" Huli Daxian shouted violently: "Is the holy water just now delicious!" ”

"It's delicious." The two nodded together.

She asked, "Are the three of us in a state of change (anti-harmony)?" ”

"It's not." The two shook their heads together.

Huli Daxian hugged his chest with his hands and said: "That's right, then what we drank just now must not be urine, it must be Sanqing who left after giving the holy water, these demons made the holy water out and said that it was urine for us to mistakenly identify!" ”

Baa Baa and Lulu glanced at each other, and said at the same time: "It's really worthy of being the eldest sister, it can always make people feel at ease when it is critical." ”

When they saw Huli Daxian's determined expression, they all dispelled their suspicions, and only felt that those holy waters were real holy waters...... As for whether it is something else, it certainly can't be! Even they wouldn't admit it!

The two of them were psychologically comforted, and Huli Daxian turned around and blushed tightly.

She said to herself, I'm not a pervert!

She knew that it was their nine times out of ten, but she couldn't admit it!

Because it's really delicious, and if she admits it, doesn't that mean she's admitting that she's a pervert?

On the other hand, when Xiao Bailong was looking for his senior sister and master at night, he encountered many difficulties and obstacles, but there was still no trace.

Exhausted, he returned to the monastery, only to find that the master was already in his room and said hello to him.

"Master!" Xiaobai hugged Master's calf with tears in his eyes and said, "I've worked so hard to find you!" ”

Roy was speechless: "I just went out to watch a play, do you need to look like this?" ”

"Watch the play...."The little white dragon was struck by lightning, "I thought that the master was captured by monsters, I went to look for it overnight and killed more than a dozen monsters......"

"You're so innocent and cute!" Roy laughed.

"By the way, what about the senior sisters? They're gone, too! Xiaobai hurriedly said.

Roy sighed helplessly, and said, "They.... It's time to act, you go to sleep. ”

Xiao Bai returned to the room and didn't fall asleep, because not long after, he heard the words of "Master don't" and "I'm going" and 'Ya Yan Butterfly' from everyone who was panting in the courtyard.

"Ahh Master, stop.... Stop! ”

"I can't stand it!"

The shouting also became a little wrong, like a suppressed murmur of pain, and like a sound of joy of extreme enjoyment.

Xiao Bai blushed unconsciously, and Master Xindao seemed to be in the courtyard, taking a look at it for himself..... It shouldn't matter if you just look at it!

He pierced the window paper and looked out, his eyes instantly rounded.

I saw that the senior sisters were tied to the stakes, and the master cast a spell to create dozens of feathers, toothbrushes, toothpicks and other things that were frantically scratching the itchy flesh of the senior sisters...

This kind of 'torture' makes him itch just by looking at it!

Roy did not relent, but tortured the apprentices all night with this kind of 'torture', which can be regarded as an incomparably bloody lesson for them, and see if they will be dirty in the future!

As my apprentice, how can I be like my own master!

It's okay to have a bad taste, but it can't be changed (anti-harmony)!

So in the early morning, the three of Wukong had completely converted, and they looked extremely pure and lacking in Taoist robes.

After breakfast, the three of them found a reason to go out, and grabbed the three immortals of Che Chi Guo and had a good meal directly....

This blow humiliated the three immortals, so the three disheartened monsters were determined to take revenge!

So they left Chechi Country and escaped into the deep mountains and old forests to start a career of ascetic cultivation day and night!

The master and apprentice continued to travel westward, and that night, a great river crossed in front of everyone, with a width of 800 miles!

They're at the Tongtian River!

Roy pointed to the Tongtian River and said with a smile: "I swam over in one go, and a few of you caught the goldfish essence at the bottom of the river, and we will grill fish to eat on the other side!" ”

"Yes, Master!"

Several apprentices were not afraid, but their faces were full of excitement.

After leaving Che Chi Country, they have been practicing hard for three whole months, their hair has bald a lot, and their strength has increased a lot.

Roy jumps into the river for freestyle, and the apprentices jump into the bottom of the river to catch youkai.

After a messy fight in ping-pong, they dragged a few big fish ashore.

At this time, Roy had just swam to the other side.

The fire was lit, the scales were scraped off, and the shelf was slowly roasted on the charcoal fire, and the saliva of several apprentices flowed.

Roy said, "You can't eat it." ”

"Yes." Although the saliva was long, they still couldn't help but eat.

Seeing their eager eyes, Roy smiled and said, "It's not that I won't let you eat, but because you are now monks and still practicing, you are all aware of your strength now, right?" Once you eat meat, you are not considered a monk anymore, so if you want to eat meat, you must first train yourself to be completely bald! ”

The apprentices nodded together.

The next day, Guanyin got up and found that a big goldfish she had raised was missing, she quickly pinched her fingers and calculated the current location of the goldfish, so she made a bamboo basket and ran out without washing her face.

When she arrived at the Tongtian River, she saw a pile of fish bones left by the river...... Bone.....

After a few more months with the apprentices, they were completely bald ....

Although they are bald, they have also become stronger.

In the past few months, it has been like the Bodhisattva of the Western Heaven being violently beaten by an inexplicable strongman, or the millions of Heavenly Soldiers of the Heavenly Court being swept away with a stick, or the 300,000 Heavenly River sailors being whipped in a strange position overnight.

On this day, they came to a magical land.....

In a forest, the apprentices came back and smiled at Roy after inquiring about the news: "Master, the front is the Xiliang Men Country, and the people in this country are all men!" ”

Wujing added: "There is also the water of the Mother and Child River over there, and you can become a woman when you drink it, which is very magical!" ”

Roy nodded and smiled, "Let's go, go into the city!" ”

Men's country, I'm going to go, think about it!

Forehead.... No, why should I be excited!

In the country of men, the king came out to inspect the city today, because the current atmosphere in the country of men is very bad, and he, who is the king, is very worried about the future situation of this country.

"By the way, that's a country of men, it's not appropriate for a few of you to go in, right?" Xiaobai said to the senior sisters.

"That's right!" And they are aware of it.

Wukong smiled: "It's not a big deal, we just need to become men!" ”

She and Bajie have become together, a handsome young man with a slender body, and a strong man with a tough body up to two meters, and the kind with big chest muscles!

And the sand monk has become ....... A Mediterranean with a big beard!

"Hahaha~~"

"You really still love the Mediterranean the most!"

"I think so, otherwise she wouldn't be like this!"

"What's more, when we practice losing our hair, it's very even, only she grabs a place and slams it off, and she secretly covers it with mana, thinking that we don't know that she actually fell into a Mediterranean Sea from the beginning!"

After laughing at Wujing mercilessly, Wukong said with a straight face: "Hurry up and change it back for me, you are lowering our overall appearance too much!" ”

Wujing said frantically: "But Monk Sha is like this!" ”

Is there anything wrong with me becoming a genuine man!!!

In the end, he still couldn't resist Wukong and them, so he could only turn into a black and strong man.

Entering the city, the group did not attract any attention, whether it was the tall Bajie or the thin Xiaobai, it seemed so natural in the city.

Roy noticed something very unusual.

The men in this city are either all muscular and tall men, or they are slender and well-mannered beautiful men.

Occasionally, there are some women with a belly!

Oh, don't get me wrong, because this woman must have been a man a few months ago!

The tradition in this country is that it is rare for a man to be attracted to a woman or a man outside.....

Therefore, people in their own country get married more, as long as they go outside and take a sip of water, they can become women, and then marry their beloved, the key is that after giving birth to a child, that woman will immediately become a man again, and the child born must also be a man!

After that, their lives will always be in harmony.

So, the whole city is full of enough to bend any man!

Not long after Roy and the others entered the city, suddenly a man bumped into Roy....