Wukong turned over, pushed down Bajie, and whispered, "Hey, sow, you didn't fall asleep, did you?" I'm bored at this time, do you want to go to the gym of the three national teachers together? I've heard that there is a sacrifice today. ”

Bajie replied with a smile: "Oh, I really deserve to be a senior sister, you can think of me in whatever you do, okay, let's go together." ”

Next to them, Wujing's eyes were wide open, his face was full of expectation, and he secretly said in his heart: "It's coming, it's coming!" They're going to invite me! I remember the next thing very clearly, in the genuine world, the three of us went to the gym to make trouble together, pretending to be Sanqing, stealing tribute, and there was a ...... there"

In Wujing's expectant expression, Wukong and Bajie secretly opened the door and left.... Let's go.

ignored her at all, and the incident that invited her to the gym with her in anticipation didn't happen at all!

That's not right, it's not right at all!

Wujing was confused, floated up with a grudge, and left with Wukong Bajie.

And after Wujing 'floated' out, Roy also got up quietly and followed the apprentices silently.

It didn't take long for Xiaobai to wake up, but when he got up, he saw that the senior sisters were gone, "Where did you go?" Well, it should be a team to pee.,I've heard that girls are very timid.,You have to go to the toilet together.。 ”

Xiao Bai thought so, and didn't think much about it, he felt a burst of urine coming up.

He hurriedly went out to pee and found that the door of Master's house was also open, and when he went to close the door for Master, he found that Master was also gone!

That's not normal! Absolutely, absolutely not normal!

Xiao Bai's eyes became solemn, and he said, "I'm going out to find them, and the master is gone, this is a big event!" ”

Wukong and the two floated to the gym, hid on the roof and saw that the sacrifice activities below were still going on, there were a lot of people, and it looked quite lively.

Bajie smiled: "Senior sister, look, these guys don't look like Taoist priests, but they are worshipping the national teacher very seriously!" ”

Wukong nodded and said, "Look, their activities are almost over." ”

Bajie glanced into the house and said, "Senior sister, you see that there are so many tributes there, let's go over and eat them when they all leave!" ”

Wukong smiled and said, "Okay, but be careful, don't be discovered." ”

At this moment, Wujing appeared behind them and stretched out his hand to put his hand on the shoulders of the two of them.

Looking back, she found that it was Wujing, whose face was extremely gloomy and her expression like a demon, and she said with great resentment: "Why didn't you invite me!" According to the normal plot line, we should be together! ”

Wukong shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "Normally, you are always bored when you are invited to do bad things, but this time I saw that you fell asleep, so I thought that I would not trouble you!" ”

Wujing went crazy, "What are you kidding! I usually treat me as a stupid person.,Just play at night when I sleep with a vibration (anti-harmony) stick to make trouble on me, I close my eyes! But today is the 'genuine' event! There should be me in this, why don't you call me! This is one of the few happy things I have when I don't have many opportunities to talk and show up! Are you going to deprive yourself of this! You two inhuman demons! ”

Wukong and Bajie secretly said in their hearts: Sure enough, it is worthy of the dead reservoir of radio waves, and they can't figure out what her way of thinking is going on.

After listening to her complaints, Bajie comforted: "Sorry Xiaosha, if there are any similar activities in the future, we will definitely call you!" Oh, their people are gone, let's get inside! ”

Hearing that the official 'plot' had begun, Wujing immediately returned to normal, and the three of them sneaked into the hall.

Wukong grinned and said, "Before enjoying this small tribute, let's first dress up as Sanqing so as not to leak out of the horse's feet." ”

"Eun." Bajie also nodded together.

The three of them became Sanqing, with fluttering beards and childish faces, with such a fairy aura.

Bajie was puzzled: "Why is the statue in the mortal world different from the real Sanqing, it is said that the old gentleman on the stage is a sexy royal sister, and here is just a bad old man." ”

Wukong said with a smile: "Mortals have never seen the appearance of immortals, and the statues of gods created are all imagined by themselves, and it is normal to have some discrepancies with the deity, forget it, don't talk about these, let's start!" ”

The three of them glanced at each other and looked for their favorite food on the tribute table.

Eating tribute and drinking tribute wine, the three of them only felt that this moment was so happy.

They didn't notice that the door didn't know when a crack in the door had been opened, and the three guys of Huli Daxian and Yang Li Daxian and Lu Li Daxian were all lying in the crack of the door and looking inside, and saw the three of them burying their heads in eating, and they only thought that Sanqing had appeared.

The three of them quietly stepped back, and Huli Daxian said excitedly: "It must be our sincere prayer that Sanqing heard, so they deliberately came to the lower realm to enjoy the tribute!" ”

Luli Daxian said: "Hurry up and ask them to give us some holy water golden pills!" ”

Huli Daxian leaned on the crack of the door again, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, wait until they have finished enjoying our tribute, and then let's talk about it, I finally saw the Sanqing deity, so that the old lady can appreciate their dignity for a while." ”

Huli Daxian looked inside, and there were three guys drinking in between, one of them with his back to him and a long tail wagging behind him.

She became very excited, turned around and said, "It turns out that Sanqing has a long tail!" ”

Luli Daxian said: "That is to say, Sanqing is actually an animal immortal!" ”

Which guy looked at each other, only to feel more and more excited!

Inside the house, Bajie held a wine gourd, pointed to Wukong's tail and said, "Senior sister, your tail is exposed!" ”

Wukong grinned and said: "I'm a little dizzy after drinking, speaking of Bajie, you also show your feet!" ”

Bajie looked down, but found that the Taoist robe on his chest was propped up high, and it looked like it was about to burst, and his snow-white chest was exposed a lot.

"Ah, really."

"Hurry up and hide!"

Outside the door, Yang Li Daxian heard Hu Li Daxian's words, and couldn't help but say: "I also want to see the honor of Sanqing again." ”

As she spoke, she also leaned on the crack of the door and looked in, just at a glance, she seemed to be struck by lightning, and she saw Bajie's pair of giant (anti-harmony) breasts.

Turning around, Yang Li Daxian said in a daze: "Sanqing.... It's a giant (anti-harmony) breast! ”

Sweat appeared on the foreheads of Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian instantly, and Yangli Daxian's words made people unbelievable.

Luli Daxian smiled: "It must be a mistake to baa baa, how can Sanqing have a huge (anti-harmony) breast!" ”

As she spoke, she leaned down on the crack in the door and looked inside.

In the house, Bajie hid the giant (anti-harmony) milk, Wujing suddenly found a tail dangling in front of her face, with a vibrating sound, she was drunk and couldn't see what was in front of her, only said: "Senior sister, quickly put away your tail!" ”

Wukong sneered: "This is not Lao Sun's tail, it's my awesome!" ”

The golden hoop stick, and it is the front end that becomes the golden hoop stick that needs to be mosaiced.

Wujing woo wow wow dodge, this awesome Wukong is definitely not used less, how to let it sway in front of his eyes.

As a result, Wukong made a mistake and deliberately let the golden hoop stick dangle on Wujing's face, making her embarrassed, while Bajie was smiling and cheering for her senior sister on the side.

Outside the door, the cold sweat on Luli Daxian's forehead dripped down instantly, and she turned her head sluggishly and said, "The end of Sanqing's tail is a self-(anti-harmony) X stick!" ”

"Ahh

The three of them glanced at each other, and then shivered in unison, if the aspects seen by the three people were combined, then Sanqing's appearance would not be ......

Is it a monster with giant (anti-harmony) breasts and a tail like a self-(anti-harmony) X stick!

Huli Daxian hurriedly shook his head and said: "Lulu, don't talk nonsense, the old lady didn't see any self-defense (anti-harmony) X stick just now!" ”

Luli Daxian hurriedly explained: "I'm not lying! Because I saw such an impactful thing just now, I was very confident and carefully observed, and I was absolutely not mistaken! ”

Yang Li Daxian raised his hand and said, "Baa Baa is not mistaken! ”

Hearing the two of them say this, the three of them were silent for a while, and all kinds of characteristics appeared in their minds at the same time, and for a while, the three of them felt bad.

Sanqing, what kind of monster of unidentified species!

And in the house, the three of Wukong have eaten and drunk enough.

"Let's go, it's not good to be found by the master when we go back late." Goku said.

Bajie nodded and said, "En, that's right, that's right." ”

And outside the door, Luli Daxian caught a glimpse of the figure inside eating up the tribute, and hurriedly said: "Eldest sister, Sanqing has finished enjoying the tribute, and it seems that he is ready to leave!" ”

Luli Daxian shouted, "Hurry up and stop them!" ”

The three of them pushed the door in, knelt on the ground as soon as they entered the door, and Huli Daxian said: "The three respected teachers, please stay, the three of us are dedicated to the Tao, take the Guangdao Sect as our own responsibility, and do our best to carry forward the spirit of Taoism!" Please temper the three Venerable Masters and give us some holy water golden pills! ”

Wukong and the three of them were stunned, glanced at each other, and Bajie whispered: "Senior sister, what should I do?" ”

Wukong said: "I think I'll fool them first, let's find a chance to slip away directly!" ”

Wukong coughed dryly and said, "What, we came in a hurry today, we just came down from the Pan Tao Club, and we didn't bring any holy water Jindan!" Next time, next time we will give it to you. ”

The three national teachers said: "Ask the respected teacher to hang the curtain, we will recite the Tao Te Ching day and night, and every time the sacrifice is always missing, I hope that the respected teacher will leave the holy water golden pill!" ”

Wukong and Bajie glanced at each other, and when they were helpless, Wujing patted his chest and said, "Okay, let's give you some holy water." ”

"Thank you, thank you." The three national teachers kowtowed again and again, and the joy on their faces could not be concealed.

Wujing said again: "We want to make holy water, don't disturb it, you all go out and wait, remember that you must not peek!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes~ Thank you so much!" The three alliances of national teachers withdrew, closed the door, and guarded with their backs to the gate.

Wujing turned her head with satisfaction when she saw that they didn't peek, but found that Bajie and Wukong looked at her with a puzzled expression, and asked, "How can you casually promise to give them holy water?" We don't have that kind of thing! What are you going to do? ”

Wujing smiled: "It's okay, pee on them as holy water, anyway, in the genuine world, we do the same, at this time, this kind of thing should be done!" ”

She seems very happy, because recent things are always not found according to the plot, and now, there is finally one thing that develops towards the plot, which makes her feel that her memory is right, and it is basically not much different from the original world, which is simply the best thing!

Wukong and Bajie were stunned at the same time, and their faces were full of shock and surprise.

None of them thought that Wujing, who usually looks honest, would come up with such a super good idea of shame and change (anti-harmony)!

Goku muttered, "This sentence can be on the first place in the 'Ten Words That Impossible to Say Out of Sauce' Ranking'!" ”

Bajie also muttered: "Sure enough, it's completely impossible to figure out what the radio wave dead reservoir water is thinking!" ”

As a woman, it's amazing that she can come up with such an idea.....

Wujing happily found two basins and gave them to Wukong and Bajie: "Go, solve it with this!" ”

She herself found a vase and placed it on the ground to take off her pants and pee.

Bending over and putting her hands on her pants, Wujing was suddenly stunned, her body was completely stiff, and she muttered, "Shouldn't I, what am I doing very shameful things!" ”

The more I thought about it, the more I blushed, and Wujing was extremely ashamed, and said to myself: "I was a man in the original world.... There's nothing to be ashamed of doing this kind of thing, but the problem is, I'm a daughter in this world! No, this kind of thing can't be done, hurry up and stop everyone! ”

She turned around and said, "Senior sister, what happened just now ....."

"That's it!" Wukong and Bajie said as they held their containers.

Bajie wondered: "Why is your container still empty?" ”

Wukong's voice became stern, and he said, "Hey, it was obviously your own idea, but in the end, you were the only one who didn't do it, right?" ”

Bajie smiled: "Can't pee, right?" Let us help you! ”

Although it is a shame for them to do this kind of thing, they are more excited than ashamed to do this kind of thing, and they do this kind of exciting thing!

But for Wujing, who reacted to being a daughter, this matter is simply a premature life!

Wujing blushed, but Wukong and Bajie were not soft, Wukong picked up Wujing without saying a word, and made a posture of urinating the baby.

Bajie smiled and took out the vase and lowered it, and when he reached out to take off his pants, he was punched in the face by Wujing.

What a shame to be forced to do such a thing!

Bajie liked to be beaten, so she stepped forward again, holding a vase.......

Far away, Roy covered his eyes and said with a wry smile: "The world of the book, this is really the world of the book!" Oh my God, this hardcore thing.... Hey, just let them be presumptuous for the last time, hmph, just go back and teach a good lesson, um.... Just wait for them to almost be able to protect themselves in this world, and I will leave this world, this kind of world, it's a premature life! ”