Volume 4: Chapter 1: Magic, the World, and the Uninvited Guest (I)
1
There will always be many experiences in a person's life. A lot of unbelievable, a lot of heartfelt – happy, joyful, terrifying, unforgettable. It is also possible to have nothing, spend your life in an ordinary way, and have no way to look back at the end of the day.
On February 7th, I came back from the dead, and I have been thinking about this question for a long time.
Immortals, what do they end up doing?
Faced with such a realistic problem, I suddenly fell into confusion.
The next day, Su Hongyuan found me.
"—Are you free tonight? I want to go to your house and sit down. ”
She didn't shy away from saying such things in class, but her classmates didn't react.
"No problem, no problem...... Just ......"
I hesitated, how to say, although there was no one at home, it was precisely because there was no one at home that I was a little hesitant.
"It doesn't matter, Senior Jiang Lian, I heard that your cooking skills are excellent, the first time I knew your name was on the list of campus cooking competitions, if I remember correctly, you were the runner-up last year. I'm not that good, but I can make small things, and we can cook a meal together, which is a good communication......"
She talked on and on, feeling that she didn't have to worry about embarrassment, because she knew what to say herself, and she didn't have to worry about it at all.
"You remember you're a freshman, right...... How can you still check the list of last year's competition......"
I said.
"I have the list for the year before last."
She puffed up her chest and said proudly.
Good guys, that's pretty good.
"Okay then."
"Then wait for me at the gate of the economics classroom building at 17:25 after school."
It's so precise......
"Okay."
I replied.
Hongyuan turned her head and left, and I sat in my seat uninterestingly, it was now a big recess.
“…… She's in a relationship with you again? ”
The boy sitting next to me, my friend Sang-won said.
“…… Do you know her? ”
"Who doesn't know.,She's a well-known figure in the school park.,It should be said that it's a well-known courtesan in the school park.。 Won the top few places in almost all school competitions. ”
"Is it so powerful?"
Maybe it's because I don't pay much attention to these things, and she's a grade behind, so I don't know her.
"She has such a relationship with many people, I advise you not to put yourself in it."
“…… What do you mean. ”
I asked, lazily bracing my face.
"That's it...... The reviews are not good, especially among the girls. ”
"You're not a girl, how do you know?"
"Hmph, I'm an existence that is proficient in girls' information."
"I don't think you have a good reputation among the girls."
I laughed.
"Anyway, good luck, don't put yourself in it."
He said.
"Yes, yes."
I don't have anything to match, it's just that I didn't expect her to be so unpopular? It's ambiguous, and in the eyes of others, it's seen as deliberately trying to please boys, so it's cold-eyed by the girls—this possibility is true.
"Lily - mercy!"
Suddenly, a loud pant sounded, and another familiar person grabbed me by the shoulder.
"Lend me – a textbook for probability! I forgot to bring—"
The one who spoke exaggerated in front of me was my best friend from the class next door, Pingbai. I've been in the same school with him since junior high school, and I went to college. The hair is surprisingly short, and it feels like you've taken a razor to shave your head.
"Here you go."
I pulled out my probability textbook and handed it to him.
"Wow! Appreciate! I am willing to contribute to the life of Lord Pity. ”
"Don't say it so loudly."
I quickly patted him, and then whispered to him what *** paintings he bought today.
He's a guy who likes girls a lot, and I think about it, the girls he's confessed to are no less than double digits just because I know their names. (Within the last year.) Change your target more often than I change my phone.
"Would you like to go to your house tonight and get it again?"
He asked.
"No, there's an appointment tonight."
I replied bluntly.
"Ahh——?h
"Su Hongyuan."
"3x4mp£3sfj you kid ([]\/\/|_, hitched a ride on the sadjll stick to torture sadaoua?"
He was momentarily excited, and his speech was garbled.
“…… Why are you so excited? ”
I say it with a little pride.
"I confessed to her eight times last semester, and she was perfunctory."
"It's good if people don't beat you."
What perseverance in the end.
"She can't touch it—you have to be careful."
Seeing his bitter tears, I wanted to comfort him
"Don't worry, Pingbai, you can confess to her for the ninth time."
I gave me a thumbs up, and he covered his face with a howl of tears.
"It's not more than eight."
Then he ran away, apparently poking him in the sore spot.
After a moment, I looked at my desktop.
"Eh-Pinbai, the probability theory you want-"
I heard a bell.
2
After school, I put away my books and stuffed them into my backpack.
Stand up, today is cloudy, the sun sets early in winter, and after five o'clock, the sky gradually darkens.
I walked to the door of the economics teacher's building, but I didn't see Hongyuan, I looked at my phone - it was 17:24, it should have arrived.
pondering, looking around, there was no sign of Hongyuan. Then, on the phone display, 24 turned into 25, and as soon as I turned my head, Hongyuan magically appeared in front of me, close at hand, and her nose was almost attached to me.
"Wow——!"
I was startled and took a step back.
"Haha...... Scareless it. ”
"You're so punctual. 25 minutes on time. ”
"Of course, businessmen pay attention to the word 'sincerity'."
"I don't want to praise you at all."
At that moment just now, it seemed to smell the perfume on her body—
This feeling, like lychee mixed with the scent of ginger, ah-ginger, isn't that my last name? She deliberately used a perfume with ginger flavor, could this be a sexual innuendo?!
I was delusional and nodded pleasantly.
"Let's go."
She laughs.
Tonight was extraordinary.
Take the bus and walk along the north for 20 minutes after Beihu Road Station. I wanted to ride a bicycle, but because of Hirowon, I couldn't make such an excessive request. - No, what's wrong with that?
Go around to the convenience supermarket and plan to cook your own food tonight - what to eat, it's really hot pot in winter. She and I picked out a few ingredients and went home with the bag.
Our house is a separate house similar to a courtyard house, but it is much smaller than a courtyard house.
Because the ingredients are still relatively heavy, my pace is a little faster
"I'm back."
Of course, I knew that there was no one at home, but I still habitually shouted out, which is a kind of ritual.
"Why did you come back? Why is it so late today, I'm hungry. ”
Girl's voice, a girl of elementary school stature sitting in the living room watching TV.
"Ahh Wait a minute. ”
"I want to eat hot pot."
The girl said.
"Okay, wait a minute."
I walked off my shoes, put them on the shoe cabinet, and lifted the bag - towards the kitchen......
"Hey——! Who are you——???!!! ”
I couldn't help it, as I said, there should be no one in my house, but as soon as I opened the door, I saw a girl wearing my shirt and her hair was scattered, looking like she had just come out of the shower.
Why is this guy in my house, I don't know her!
"Eh, this ......"
Behind me, Su Hongyuan also followed.
Hongyuan saw the girl, showed a surprised face, and then said with a little thought;
"Isn't this the legendary demon girl - king oyster mushroomTolsky Kazan zero yuan to buy watermelon will Karl Paris Doer Beyazan CityTanzan Guinea big winter melon Jasmine black tea Nagelkuman Ntuwak Shuruska Baki Fried dragon lice delicious and crispy steamed seahorse skin fragrant meat smooth White rabbit? I didn't expect to see you here. ”
Hongyuan said.
Slow and slow...... And so on and so forth...... She—what did she just say?
I was stunned when I heard it.
I looked horrified.
"That's right, it's down there."
The girl stood up, and the two of them bowed to each other.
That long list of things turned out to be names, and this guy's parents are afraid that they didn't roll out of the keyboard.
"You know her?"
"yes—for some work reasons."
Aren't you a student, I couldn't help but complain about her.
"Who are you?"
The girl asked Hongyuan in turn. It's good, Hongyuan knows her, but she doesn't know Hongyuan.
No—that still doesn't explain why she's in my house.
I looked at her carefully, with a schoolboy-like physique, her hair dripping from her hair, and I looked at the bathroom on the first floor, the lights were still on, and there was a layer of fog formed by the cold water vapor on the door. Looks like she's just finished taking a shower here. Wearing my white shirt, because of her physique, my clothes appear quite large on her, covering her thighs directly, and it looks as if she is wearing nothing......
If you look closely, it looks like you're really not wearing it.
"Where did you dig out my clothes?"
I asked.
"Your room."
What a weird mouth fetish - wait a minute, I remember this dress was right next to the panties. This guy went through my closet??
"Y-How old are you?"
"Me? I am 18 years old too. ”
"What kidding – you look like I was in the fourth grade."
As soon as I finished speaking, there was an extra boiler on my head.
Pang——
"It hurts——! What are you doing! ”
"You kid is the fourth grade of elementary school."
She said angrily, holding the boiler as a weapon in her hand, and smashed a bag on my head.
"I'm a person with an adult certificate."
As she spoke, she didn't know where she took out a certificate, which was indeed written: 'adult certificate'.
“……”
"I'm afraid, this is an adult certificate issued by the Demon Realm."
"The Demon World also uses Chinese characters."
"Chinese characters are common in all worlds—"
"It's not like that—hey."
This guy knew he was fooling around at a glance———
"I'm a real 18-year-old!"
"What are you kidding, I'm a science-educated person, what a demon world, what an adult certificate - it's all fake. None exists, unless, I can come back to life. ”
After a while, the air suddenly fell silent.
What did I realize......
Well......
Hongyuan and I looked at each other, and I swallowed in embarrassment.
"Demon Realm...... Is it fun? How much does it cost to get on a tour......"
I said to the girl.