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"So, why are you at my house?"

I questioned the oyster mushrooms...... Something.

"I came from the Demon Realm, and I got here as soon as I was transferred, and I don't understand it."

"Then you can take a shower at my house, rummage through my closet, and watch TV at home——?"

"Hmm—I'm so hungry, I'll talk about it when I have something to eat."

“……”

This guy, I fought back my anger.

I was really hungry, I took out the hot pot base from the refrigerator, with star anise, cloves, sand kernels, cumin, long pepper, grass fruit, and sprinkled with a spoonful of cumin, with the local cinnamon of Qianshan, which is our famous product, this special fragrance of cinnamon of Qianshan is famous far and wide.

I tidied up the top of the living room table, took out the induction cooker, and put the boiler on top.

"Spicy, is it okay?"

Green peppers, peppercorns, peppercorns, among which I like peppercorns the most, I will sprinkle a lot of them when I taste them, but at this time I still have to ask their tastes.

"Yes—"

"Hmm...... Add more chili peppers. ”

The tastes of these two people are surprisingly compatible with me.

Hongyuan brought out the rice cooker from the kitchen and served rice to the three of us.

"Wait a minute—it's not over yet."

I stopped them from trying to power up.

"Hot pot dipping sauce is the key to winning or losing."

I pulled out oil, sand sauce, hoisin sauce, and tahini from the upper refrigerator, and found peanut butter, chopped green onions, coriander, sesame oil, and chili oil from the kitchen table.

"I recommend a dipping method, a base of frozen oil and sand tea sauce, a capful of hoisin sauce, and a full spoonful of tahini. Without soy sauce, use sesame oil to reduce the viscosity, add chili oil according to taste, and sprinkle with a layer of green onion and coriander. ”

“…… Well, let's try it. ”

The girl at the beginning of the king oyster mushroom didn't seem interested, just looked straight at the food.

"It feels good, I've never matched it like this before."

I adjusted three bowls, and Hongyuan nodded in praise after tasting it.

"It's time to fire."

At first, put in fungus, huaishan, white radish, yuba and rolling noodles, these things are not easy to cook. After the soup boils, add white vegetables such as winter melon and white radish, and taste the soup at this time for about three or five minutes.

"It's amazing—"

"Whew...... Delicious. ”

"There is no meat foam, this is the most delicious soup in hot pot. It's a wonderful feeling. ”

We exclaimed.

After drinking enough, I put in the meat one by one, I like to pour in all the thin slices of beef and mutton, and it can be out of the pot in ten seconds - the mutton in the south is generally lamb, and there is no strong smell like in the north, but the faint smell increases the appetite. Shrimp slip - another delicacy, beaten into a sauce-like fresh shrimp, divided into small pieces with a spoon, scalded in the pot until it becomes a red ball, plugged with chopsticks, dipped in some dipping sauce, and bitten in the middle - salty on the outside, fresh on the inside.

The weird girl who started with the oyster mushroom also said that she was talking while eating—but now she only cares about eating.

“…… So what exactly are you here for? ”

I still couldn't help but ask.

"Ahh......h Ah, I...... Plop ...... Another bowl. ”

She stripped off her meal and handed me the bowl.

I took it and offered him another bowl.

"I'm here for a counselor."

“…… Counsellor? ”

I've heard this term in college, do you have one in the Demon Realm?

"Yes, the counselor of our Demon Realm School is also."

"Demon Realm...... What the hell is the Demon Realm? ”

"It's another one in the universe, much more advanced than here."

"Advanced...... How so? ”

"The Demon Realm can take a bath and feed automatically. You can use the portal to teleport wherever you want, and you can leave anything to the machine. ”

“…… This is called the Demon Realm? Are you sure it's not the tech world of the future? ”

"It's the Demon Realm. Touch oh devil, chicken master world. The Demon Realm is full of machines - only machines. It's not fun at all, so you'd better dismiss the idea of traveling. ”

"Is that so...... Sounds like our future. We're also working on portals that can be teleported. As for automatic bathing or something, I think it can be done right now. It's just that no one is lazy to this point. ”

"I think I'm lazy - you'll take a shower for me in the future."

"What are you kidding, are you going to stay here?"

"The environment is ...... here It's barely passable. ”

"Reluctantly...... Strong, you guy. ”

Can't speak at all-

"I'm not much interested in girls with the size of a child, and more importantly, the law doesn't allow it."

"We all said that we are eighteen years old——!"

She wanted to pick up something and hit me again. It's a pity she doesn't have it at hand-

Bang –

A TV remote flew over and hit me in the face.

"I-said you-"

I'm angry.

"Hmph-"

She didn't seem impressed.

This guy ...... Forget it.

"Where's your counselor, I'll take you to her."

I don't want this guy to be here.

"She's a call—what's it called, oh...... The president of Chisugi Emergency University - called ......"

Smack-

As she said this, my chopsticks fell to the ground—

Her speech was not standard, but she could tell it was our school.

"Hey—the principal of our school?"

"Oh...... It turns out that it was your school, why is your school called an emergency university, is it because everything is urgent? ”

"It's the University of Economics – Yin Ping and Qu Sheng, respectively. Treat our language well—"

"Ahh

"It's far off—"

But if it's the principal, maybe I'll be able to take her to the principal's office tomorrow. This problem is perfectly solved.

After more than an hour of fighting, all three of us had bulging stomachs.

"No...... It's too full. ”

"Me ...... too"

Hongyuan complained.

"I'm full—a little sleepy, I slept."

The girl at the beginning of the king oyster mushroom immediately lay down on the carpet and fell asleep after finishing speaking.

"Wow - I fell asleep so fast."

I sighed.

"You're not going to take sleeping pills, are you?"

"Don't worry, even if she sleeps like a dead pig, I won't touch her."

"Oh—then I'm asleep too."

"Hey, you wait, what will I do if you sleep."

The table is full of things to be cleaned up and things to be washed. I'll just do this, how am I going to clean things up when the two of them sleep here-

"Then you can come along. Accompany, I, one, up——"

She said in a seductive voice.

I swallowed.

"She slept like this, it didn't matter if we made a little noise. If there was a concern we could go back to the room ......"

She stopped talking and didn't say the second half of the sentence.

I wiped my sweat, is the hot pot too hot?

"The god of life—"

I said.

“……”

"What do you usually do?"

I do wonder if she saved me, whether the notebook gave me the power to immortalize was accidental or intentional, and whether she was a little real or a little fake.

What is the matter with the guests from this magical world?

Lust will triumph over reason.

Even though my mind was full of questions, I decided to stand up.

"Wash the dishes."

I walked into the kitchen with the cutlery.