Chapter 21: Brother Ming teaches fat to smash and counterattack (I)
"Huh~Huh~" This girl called the whirlpool fat girl gasped and finished speaking, and then looked like I don't accept you, and we have the ability to fight together.
The whirlpool fat girl gasped in her mouth, and the fat on her body trembled. With his hands on his waist, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. pursed his lips, slanted his face, and looked at Xiao Ming with contempt in his eyes that were squeezed by the fat on his face, and his slanted gaze revealed a look of disdain.
Looking at the appearance of the whirlpool fat girl, and then with two red pigtails on her head, Xiao Ming couldn't tell how funny he was. He suddenly wanted to laugh out loud, and then asked jokingly, "If I can't beat you and I run away, can you catch up with me?"
"Nonsense!" When Vortex Hook saw the little fat girl come in, he blew his beard angrily and glared, stood up and slammed the table, and said loudly: "Come on, take the second princess down for me."
Vortex Hook had a headache at this time, and this destructive heavenly punishment was notorious. Five years ago, he almost wiped out ninety percent of the genius ninjas in the ninja world with one move, and in the past six months, he has recovered all the other ninja forces in the land of thunder with thunder.
The other clans in the ninja world have long classified Xiao Ming as a super S-level dangerous person, Xiao Ming walked there, aren't the people there terrified? And the Vortex clan is good, and they have repeatedly provoked this evil star, which makes Patriarch Hook not in a hurry.
"Daddy!" Vortex Hook scolded in his heart, none of his two daughters were serious, originally Xiao Ming followed his son-in-law to their country of vortex, and he also planned to pull the relationship, but the relationship was not pulled, and people were offended by his two daughters.
Afraid that Xiao Ming would be angry, he immediately urged: "Guards! Guards? Quickly bring the second princess down to me. ”
"Wait!" Xiao Ming stood up and waved his hand.
"Your Excellency, please bear with me." Seeing this, Uzumaki Hook quickly bowed and apologized.
"Please bear with me." The other elders of the Vortex Clan also stood up one by one and sincerely apologized.
The Uzumaki Clan said that they were allies of the Thousand Hands One, but in fact they were putting gold on their own faces, and they were at best a vassal of the Thousand Hands Clan.
As a branch of the Thousand Hands Clan, plus it's only good at sealing, and not good at attacking ninjutsu. The Uzumaki clan is not even a second-class family in the ninja world, at most it is just a second-rate family, so they dare to offend the notorious Xiao Ming.
In addition to the two first-class top families in the ninja world, Senju and Uchiha, they belong to the two first-class families of the Night Moon Clan and the Two Days. Such as: Hinata, Kaguya, Ghost Lantern, Water No Moon, Red Sand, Sand Waterfall, these families that established a ninja village or a village of wealthy families in the future can be called the next first-class family.
Yuan Fei, Shimura, Oil Girl, Autumn Road, Uzumaki, Inuzuka, Nara, Wind Demon and other families can only be regarded as a second-rate family in the ninja world, or even a third-rate small family. After all, although the techniques of some families are unique, they are only elite ninjas when they cultivate to the peak, and they can't even reach the elder-level combat power, how can they become a great ninja clan?
"Your Excellency." Kazuma also stood up, and at the same time pulled the pillar.
"Haha!" The others were very nervous, but the pillar snorted and said, "Don't worry! Xiao Ming was not angry. ”
Then he looked at Xiao Ming and said curiously: "Xiao Ming, are you planning to bully the little girl?" It's not like you! ”
"No!" Xiao Ming shook his head, looked at the whirring fat girl curiously, and said, "I'm just curious why you look like you have a deep hatred for me?" When did I provoke you? ”
'In the novel, when the male protagonist walked there, there was a situation where the villain was unhappy, and then sent someone to his head to slap his face, and when I just returned to the Yeyue clan, Yeyuezhen provoked me. And after I became famous, even if I went to the Thousand-Handed Clan, the Thousand-Handed Buddha spoke politely to me, and I really haven't encountered this situation.
If you say that because of a certain woman, and then make the genius boy of the Vortex clan unhappy, and want to challenge me, this is reluctantly said in the past. But all of a sudden, the whirlpool fat girl is such a superlative, which really makes me a little confused. Xiao Ming was puzzled.
"Humph! If you don't accept it, you don't accept it, there's a kind of heads-up between us! The whirlpool fat girl snorted coldly and said arrogantly, and the two red pigtails swayed, as if declaring war on Xiao Ming again: "Coward."
After a while's rest, she wasn't panting, so she crossed her hands on her waist, twisted her head, and stared at Xiao Ming with squinted eyes, looking like I was not happy with you, there was a kind of let's fight.
"Nonsense! Monkey business! Vortex Hook was furious, and then looked at Xiao Ming in embarrassment: "Your Excellency, you see..."
"It doesn't matter." Xiao Ming waved his hand again, then clasped his hands to his chest, looked at the whirlpool fat girl playfully and said, "Hmm... As long as you tell me why I'm not convinced, I'll agree to fight you alone. ”
"Really?" The whirlpool fat girl turned her head when she heard this, trembling all over, as if she was in good spirits. The two red pigtails are also the same as Erha's ears when he saw the bones, and his ears were erected a lot.
"Really." Xiao Ming nodded with a smile and said, "I Yeyue Xiao Ming said yes, when will it not count?"
"Uh..."Everyone in the room looked at each other, not knowing what this Heavenly Punishment of Destruction was selling? With his identity, why does he care about a fat girl?
"That's good." The whirlpool fat girl nodded, and then said, "I just don't accept you, why does everyone say that you are better than Brother Zhujian?" Why? Brother Zhujian is so powerful, why does everyone say that you are better than Brother Zhujian? ”
"Me?" Zhu Jian was stunned when he heard this, why did he pull the matter on him again?
"Hmmm! Pillar is indeed a little better than me. Xiao Ming nodded when he heard this, and then looked at the whirlpool fat girl who blushed a little when he mentioned the pillars, and thought secretly: "This is interesting."
"Humph! Count you as acquaintances. The whirlpool fat girl looked like you were very self-aware, and then her face turned even redder, and she said proudly:
"Five years ago, your big villain was going to destroy the world, and it was Brother Zhujian who led everyone to defeat you, the big villain.
Obviously, Brother Zhuma, who is a hero, is the most powerful, but why does everyone say that you are better than my Brother Zhuma? ”
"When did I become a big badass?" Xiao Ming secretly touched his face.
The others also looked at each other, at the whirlpool fat girl, and then at the pillars. And Vortex Hook sighed even more, he understood his daughter's thoughts, but his daughter's dignity, think about it.
And the fat girl of the whirlpool became more and more red the more she spoke, and finally said a little excitedly: "In the past, every time Brother Zhujian came to our Vortex clan, the partners would compare Brother Zhujian with you, the big villain, and always said that you, the big villain, were better than Brother Zhujian. When they mention you, they look like they adore and say they want to be as cool a ninja as you are in the future.
But what's cool about you? You're a big badass!
Obviously, it was Brother Zhujian who saved everyone, Brother Zhujian is a big hero, and you are a big villain. Why don't you like Brother Tsuruma? Instead like you, the big badass? ”
Hearing this, Xiao Ming touched his nose and thought with a smile: "I was so famous in the Yeyue clan that I could stop children crying at night a few years ago, but I didn't expect that in this distant country of vortex, there would be people who worship me?"
"Yes, the people of the Yeyue clan saw me almost destroy the world with their own eyes, so they are naturally afraid of me. And the children of the Vortex clan are hearsay, and most of them are spread falsely, and they don't know what has become of it. In addition, children like to fantasize, and they unconsciously regard me as an idol, so naturally compare me to Zhuma. Xiao Ming knew it in his heart.
"Even my sister, even my sister... Obviously, she is already going to marry Brother Zhuma as his wife, but she doesn't know how to cherish it, and three years ago, she was clamoring to go to the Land of Thunder to find you. Speaking of this, the fat girl clenched her fists and lowered her head and muttered:
"Obviously... Obviously, Brother Zhuma is so good, she... She... Why don't you know how to cherish it? Every time I caught Brother Zhujian to do those terrible experiments, every time I heard Brother Zhujian screaming, I also scolded Brother Zhujian for being a fool, far worse than Yeyue Xiaoming. When I heard this, I just... I'm just..."
"It's a bit of a misunderstanding." Xiao Ming was speechless again, thinking: "Your crazy sister is coming to me, saying that I am better than Zhujian and is for academic research, but it is not what you think." ’
I'm very sad, I'm very angry, and I want to say that I like Brother Zhuma so much. The fat girl's heart was full of tenderness, and her thoughts were thousands, but she didn't say it in front of everyone.
I only heard the fat girl continue: "After you came to our vortex country just now, Brother Zhuma was caught by my sister at once, but my sister couldn't do anything about you, everyone can see it clearly.
Those nasty fellows came to me and showed off, saying, 'Now you are convinced!' Between the Thousand Hand Pillars, it is not as powerful as Night Moon Xiao Ming. ’
Then one by one they laughed at me and said that I had no vision. The Thousand Hands Pillar is not a hero, but a bear, and he is always easily caught by his sister. And Yeyue Xiaoming is the hero, and even his sister can't do anything about him.
I said, 'My sister is the wife of Brother Juma, and he loves her so much that he willingly gets caught by her.' ’
But the hateful fellows said, 'Brother Zhuma is afraid of his wife, and he is a strict wife. Even his wife is afraid, he is a coward, naturally he is not a hero, he is a bear. That there are heroes who are afraid of their wives? ’
I... I...
The fat girl said that she couldn't help them, so she wanted to hit them, but they ran too fast and the fat girl couldn't catch up. ”
"So you're coming to me to get angry?" Xiao Ming rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said secretly: "Women are just unreasonable, you can't catch up with others, you come to find trouble for me, what kind of logic is this?" ’
"Fat girl didn't come to you to vent her anger." Hearing this, the fat girl shook her head, and then said: "The fat girl came to you to challenge, just to tell those hateful guys, even if others don't believe that Brother Zhuma is better than you, I believe it." Because... Because... People..."
"Because you like your brother in the column?" Xiao Ming said no to the fat girl.
"Xiao Ming, do you mean that the fat girl likes me?" After listening to the story for a long time, Zhuma reacted, and looked at the whirlpool fat girl with an incredible face, and then the super fat girl hurriedly waved her hand and said, "That... That one... You don't have to challenge Xiao Ming, he is really better than me. I'm just a fool, Xiao Ming is so smart, he can always think of things that I can't think of. I..."
"Brother Zhuma is not stupid!" The whirlpool fat girl said loudly, and then looked at Xiao Ming and said with a resolute face: "Even if Brother Zhujian doesn't like the fat girl, even if the fat girl can't beat Your Excellency Heavenly Punishment, I will also challenge Your Excellency Heavenly Punishment." Because I believe that Brother Tsuruma is a hero, and he is the most powerful. ”
"Hmm...... It's a bit nerve-wracking. Hearing this, Xiao Ming held his chin with his right hand, looking nerve-wracking.
"Your Excellency, please keep your promise and accept my challenge!" The whirlpool fat girl looked at Xiao Ming, bowed deeply, and said with a serious expression.
"Hmm... If the whirlpool fat girl likes the pillars, and then the pillars also like the whirlpool fat girl, can you stage a sister-in-law battle? Not... But the dignity of the whirlpool fat girl makes the pillars like her. Well! It's a bit difficult! "Xiao Ming wants to do something for no reason.
Seeing the girl maintain the pillar room like this, probably because her appearance is too low, she doesn't dare to confess to the column, so she can only pay silently for the column. This made Xiao Ming a little moved, and he decided to help the whirlpool fat girl.
"Hmmm! That's right, just do it. Xiao Ming looked at the whirlpool fat girl, patted his thigh and said, "Yo Xi, from today on, whirlpool fat girl, I will take you to lose weight!" Then complete the counterattack journey, become Bai Fumei, and snatch back your pillar brother. ”
"Lose weight!?" Everyone was confused, and their thinking couldn't keep up with Xiao Ming's rhythm.
"Yo Xi, worthy of Xiao Ming, I support you!" The column is the column, regardless of 3721, directly open your mouth to express your support for Xiao Ming.
Then he looked at the whirlpool fat girl, and encouraged with a smile: "Fat girl, come on!" Xiao Ming's words will definitely make you lose weight successfully, he is really better than me. ”
"Brother Tsuruma smiled at me! Brother Tsuruma smiled at me! Brother Tsuruma, he actually smiled at me!! "The whirlpool fat girl enters mode.
"Ahem~" Uzumaki Hook coughed, attracting Xiao Ming's attention and said, "Thank you for your leniency towards Nami." But Nami has had a strange disease since she was a child.,Became a very large eater.,Weight is more than ordinary since childhood.,Later, everyone simply called Nami a fat girl.。 Our Vortex clan tried their best to solve her problem, but it didn't work at all, so we didn't bother with Heavenly Punishment. ”
"Don't worry, I'll help you lose weight. There is no fat that I can't lose after my Yeyue Xiaoming's help, if there is, then I will help again. Xiao Ming waved his hand and said confidently.
Weight loss? Little Doyle!
"Fat smash, do you want to counterattack? Want to have eight-pack abs? Want to have a mermaid line? Come, come, Brother Xinming, come to counterattack! Xiao Ming thought about the advertising words in his heart.
"Your Excellency, can you really help me lose weight successfully?" Hearing this, the whirlpool fat girl looked at Xiao Ming expectantly.
No one can understand the pain of a fat smash, who wants to eat but doesn't dare to eat, who doesn't eat hungry, who is single with a dog, whose clothes don't fit, and so on.
"Hmm!" Xiao Mingzhen nodded solemnly, and he felt a sense of mission on his body, and said: "If you want to lose weight, you must eat enough, how can you have the strength to lose weight if you don't eat enough!!"