Chapter 7: The Cooked Duck Flies

"Huh!" Xiao Ming looked at the female devil and laughed helplessly, "How did you find me?" ”

"Guess what!" The female devil looked at Xiao Ming with a smile and said with interest.

"Do you guess me?" Xiao Ming's dead duck has a hard mouth.

"......" the female devil was speechless for a while.

"You should say you guess, I guess, you don't guess." Xiao Ming didn't say it smoothly.

"......," the female devil's face turned cold, "You don't have any consciousness at all!" ”

Brush~

The female devil appeared in front of Xiao Ming.

"The woman spares her life." Xiao Ming raised his hands and surrendered very unproductively.

"Hmph~" But the female devil didn't eat him, and stepped on Xiao Ming's right toe.

The female devil's foot stepped on Xiao Ming's foot hard and asked, "Why does your doppelganger have a chakra meridian system?" ”

"Guess... Yes!!! Xiao Ming screamed.

"Give you a chance to restructure the language." The female demon strained her head and feet, and said with a smile.

"It's the art of shadow clones! The art of shadow clones! Xiao Ming shouted.

"Teach me." The female demon smiled.

"Yes! Yes, yes! "Looking at the female devil who is like a witch, I don't dare to die anymore The duck's mouth is hard" Divide the chakra evenly and make a seal. ”

"Chakra evenly divided? Knot a seal? It's that simple? The female devil didn't believe it, "You show me." ”

"Yes!" The situation is stronger than people, and Xiao Ming can only succumb to the obscenity of the female devil.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

Bang bang bang~

Xiao Ming divided into six shadow clones.

"Not bad." The female demon nodded.

"Can you run away at this time?" Xiao Ming's eyes rolled, thinking about whether he could escape at this time, it was still a little possible for the six clones to escape at the same time.

"Forget it." Remembering the female devil's teleportation and unknown tracking methods, he still gave up on this idea.

"Shadow Clone Technique!" The Devil's Head Seal.

Bang~

A female demon appeared, and the female demon and her shadow clone looked at each other and smiled evilly, "Hit him!" ”

"Flax falls !!" Xiao Ming's six doppelgangers were quickly blown up by the two female devils, and the body was also beaten to the point that his head was full of bags.

"It's not the same when two people fight and one person fights." The female demon head lifted the shadow clone and nodded to herself.

"Okay~" Looking at Xiao Ming, who was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, the female devil held him in her arms and comforted, "Good! Tell me how you conjure up three heads and six arms? ”

"Snake spirit disease!" Xiao Ming scolded secretly, let the female devil hold him, and didn't dare to move at all.

"The three heads and six arms are the other forms of the shadow doppelganger technique, which seems simple, which involves human bones, muscles, human body mechanics, and the principle of leverage..."

Xiao Ming explained the principle of three heads and six arms to the female devil.

"Oh! I see, I didn't expect you bastard to be very talented! After listening carefully, the female devil smiled and praised.

"Huh!" Suddenly, Xiao Ming smirked, like a fool.

The third one on the female devil's forehead at this time didn't know where it went. Ignoring her personality, she looks exactly like Hinata. Just now, she listened carefully to Xiao Ming's explanation of the three heads and six arms, and when she was quiet, she was even more like Hinata. At this time, looking at her malicious evil smile, Xiao Ming unknowingly became stupid.

"Zi Ning~" He thought of the girl with a quirky personality before marrying him, and her personality was not at all different from her name.

"Can I stand! It's really uncomfortable to lie down and you press against me. ”

"Why?"

"The electric blanket is so hot!"

“……”】

["Didn't you say that heat expands and contracts cold? It's not cold inside! Why did it suddenly spit out and get smaller? ”

“……”】

["Don't you love me anymore? You didn't touch me more than ten times after you got married? ”

"We... I just got married yesterday! ”】

Xiao Ming couldn't help but think of his wife's strange behavior on the wedding night.

["Everywhere... Just got it! ”

"When I say it, this is my way of forbearance."

"This time it's my turn to save Naruto, you. Just crying, from the beginning of saving and giving up, several times I almost went astray, it was Naruto who led me like this into the right path. I've been chasing after Naruto, I've always wanted to catch up with Naruto, I've always wanted to go side by side with Naruto, I've always thought about Naruto. It was Naruto who changed me, and it was Naruto whose smile saved me, so if it was to protect Naruto, I would not be afraid of death, because I liked Naruto the most! ”】

At the same time, the young goddess who accompanied him from teenager to youth appeared in his mind. There have been countless fantasies...

Gradually, the two of them merged into one, and appeared in his mind, the female devil !!

"Ah!!h Xiao Ming fought a cold war: "It's terrible." If the Devil knew that I had dirty thoughts about her, I would be dead. ”

"Hey! Bastard. What do you think? The eyes are so badly beaten? The female demon took a pose to beat him, and then said impatiently, "What is the reincarnation eye?" Who is Kaguya Oki? Who is Hinata? Who is Zining? And why did you use the fire escape seal of the water escape? Tell me everything, I want to know. Immediately, right now, right now. ”

"Will you still torture me after telling you?" Xiao Ming is afraid that the female devil will unload the mill and kill the donkey.

"What do you say?" The female devil's eyes narrowed, "Let you go?" Is it possible? ”

"Let's make a bet." Xiao Ming has a plan in mind.

"Bet? What tricks do you have? The female demon looked at Xiao Ming with a wary expression.

Xiao Ming's eyes rolled and said, "You give me a minute, no, thirty seconds." You give me thirty seconds to escape, and if you can catch me, I'll tell you everything. ”

"You think I don't bet you on you, can you tell me?" The female devil shook her fist and said.

"You don't have faith?" Thirty-six counts. Dared.

"No confidence?" The female demon frowned, "This little bastard is full of tricks and tricks, and I don't know what the hell he is thinking?" ”

"I found an item contaminated with his smell when I chased him, and yesterday I was lucky enough to find a mosquito coil worm, can he escape?"

Syllable~

The female demon patted Xiao Ming on the shoulder, "Even if you can escape the tracking of mosquitoes and insects, can you still escape my time and space ninjutsu?" ”

"Good! Miss Ben gives you a chance. The witch agreed.

"I'll turn around, and you can run away, lest you say that I take advantage of you." The female devil turned around and said generously, "How far can this little bastard run in thirty seconds?" As long as it was within my sensing range, I could find it with a teleportation. ”

The female devil is arrogant, and he wants Xiao Ming to lose convincingly.

"Teleportation Coordinates!?" Xiao Ming glanced at his shoulder, and immediately understood, "It's a pity that you are going to miscalculate." ”

A minute later...

"Cooked duck flew ???" The female devil was stunned. She didn't expect Xiao Ming to escape in this way.