"Ga~Ga~" Xiao Ming in the sky looked at the confused female devil on the ground and laughed: "Female devil, I didn't expect it!" Not surprised? Surprised? ”

Holding a few large bags full of hydrogen in his hand, Xiao Ming looked at the female devil on the ground, "Come on!" Catch me! Aren't you amazing? Come on! Teleport! ”

Teleport?

Xiao Ming flew out of a height that was beyond her teleportation range. And teleportation has a time interval, just like having a skill cooldown. Teleporting to the air and having nowhere to borrow, what should I do if the CD doesn't arrive?

"Bastard~" the female devil gritted her teeth.

Shout~

Throw out a handful of kunai super small Ming shots.

"Don't waste your efforts." Xiao Ming sneered at Kunai who fell down without flying far and shouted.

"Humph! I really can't help it? ”

"Gossip Field. Snowstorm! ”

Suddenly, the female demon jade waved her hand, and a huge cold air mixed with goose feather-sized snowflakes blew towards Xiao Ming in the sky.

"Nima~" Xiao Ming, who was still shuddering just now, burst into tears instantly, "What else do you can't do?" ”

The uncontrollable hydrogen sac was blown around the sky by the blizzard, and Xiao Ming was shivering from the cold. But it's so high, and there is a female devil below, where does he dare to let go.

"Make you arrogant!" The female devil smiled evilly, "Fight with me, you're still a little close." ”

"Gossip Field. Continuous blizzards. ”

Whew~Whew~Whew~

The north wind is blowing...

Snowflakes fluttering...

Suddenly, there was a scream...

Xiao Ming's chickens were frozen and shrunk...

But he got away with it...

It was a who saved him...

From now on, are going to explode his chrysanthemum...

Scared Xiao Ming trembled...

says dear...

From now on you are my man...

No matter how many girls there are in the future...

You can't even go to see it...

Clearly said MMP...

Who's going to you ...

It's not safe to have a chrysanthemum around you...

I'm going to leave you right now...

Just like that, Xiao Ming screamed in pain...

In this way, Xiao Ming shed tears for his stomach...

gay falls in love with the madness of Ake, love...

Who let Xiao Ming fall and hurt his thigh...

gay falls in love with Ming, it's ridiculous...

Xiao Ming said that he couldn't escape if he wanted to...

gay falls in love with the scenery of Ming's love...

penetrate the walls of the world...

gay falls in love with the madness of Ake, love...

forces Xiao Ming to go far away...

A song gay fell in love with Ming and sent it to our miserable Xiao Ming.

This is after Xiao Ming was attacked by a blizzard by the female devil, Xiao Ming was blown farther and farther, and then the hydrogen bag was gradually frozen by the cold, and then Xiao Ming fell from the sky, and then was rescued by a. That's probably what happened to him!

"MMP, my brother Ming in society, I can't run fast when I'm injured." Xiao Ming held on to a stick, limped and jumped, and scolded in his mouth, "It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs, and Longyou being played by shrimp in shallow water!" ”

"I want to think about which one of my Huaxia sons came to the other world, not to be in the red, and to drag a batch. Goldfinger: The system, the old man, and the exercises come casually; The brothers are all dead; There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and they all get along in harmony. ”

"I'm good. Goldfinger doesn't; The brother is the uncle, and after brushing the favorability for a few months, one has become negative, and the other has inexplicably cleared zero; There is not a single beauty, but there is a female devil who wants to torture me to death; If you don't die, you won't die, and if you don't have a blessing, forget it. The life-saving benefactor is a, and I put up with it, and the special still wants me to promise to anal me. ”

"Damn, I'm drunk too."

"Ming'er, don't you love me? Are you really going to leave me ruthlessly? A grumpy voice sounded behind him.

"Love you MMP." Xiao Ming couldn't complain, and jumped vigorously with a stick, wanting to jump far, "If it weren't for the fact that you saved me... Forget it, I'm the one who doesn't have a problem with you now. ”

"Ming'er, your injury hasn't healed yet, so don't make trouble." In front of Xiao Ming, a young man with a height of one meter eight, blond hair, and a sunny face appeared.

"For Mao, this dead looks a bit like Watergate?" Xiao Ming complained in his heart.

The young man had a pair of peach blossom eyes, and at this time he had to look at Xiao Ming with a grudge on his face: "Ming'er, don't make trouble, you are the reincarnation of Bing'er, you are my lover, you can follow me back!"

"Ming'er? Your uncle's. Vomit~" Xiao Ming wanted to vomit when he heard the word 'Ming'er', "What's the matter, this is the rhythm of spitting out all the breakfast I've eaten in the past few months!" ”

"Ming'er, what's wrong with you?" The young man stepped forward to help Xiao Ming.

"Stop~" Xiao Ming jumped back in fright, and shouted: "This is the Nth time I've told you, I'm not the reincarnation of your bullshit Bing'er." I don't care if you like ** cute girl, don't bother me! If you hadn't saved my life, I would have killed you earlier. ”

"It's not bullshit Bing'er, he's your sister!" The young man's face changed, and he said sharply.

"MD, reincarnated for a while, sister for a while, what do you want to fuck in Half Moon?" Xiao Ming has been disgusted by the dead in the past two days, "As long as you don't let me promise in person, I can promise whatever conditions you have, okay?" ”

"Ming'er~" Seeing Xiao Ming angry, the young man Banyue's face was gentle, and he looked at Xiao Ming and said, "I just need you to accompany me." ”

Xiao Ming: "......"

"Alas! O iniquity! Xiao Ming shook his head, "It's not on a channel, it's really impossible to communicate." ”

"I'm leaving, don't follow me." Xiao Ming didn't want to communicate with Half Moon at all, "I was chased and killed by the female devil and her party for nearly ten days, running around, and floating in the sky for an unknown amount of time, this will actually run to the country of rain." When will I be able to return to the Land of Thunder! ”

"Ming'er~" The young man Half Moon called out, and he came up to help.

"Fuck off." Xiao Ming impatiently pushed away Half Moon and left with a jump.

The young man Banyue didn't stop him, so he silently followed Xiao Ming.

"......" Xiao Ming is crazy "After people cross over, they are all pestered by the heroine with a dead face, and I'm good, I'm haunted by someone's dead skin, and I'm still a who wants to anal me. Iniquity!! ”

"Damn, I really want to throw two hydrogen bags out of this place." Xiao Ming complained. In fact, he just thought about it, the unreliable thing like a hydrogen bag reached the sky, and he couldn't help it when it encountered a wind. He didn't dare to use it indiscriminately when he wasn't injured, let alone when he was injured at this time.

Whoa~

The land of rain, as the name suggests, often rains. Due to the long period of rain, it was impossible to make a house out of mud and wood, so most of the houses in the Land of Rain were made of stone, and there were no steel houses in the Hokage at this time, probably due to the lack of iron-smelting technology.

"Ming'er, it's raining, let's go back!" Half Moon said softly behind Xiao Ming.

"God is a shit Ming'er!" Xiao Ming complained in his heart and walked back helplessly. He's not the kind of person who stabs and steals with a knife. Even if he was a ninja, his left leg was broken, his left five ribs were fractured, and many organs in his body were shocked, and he couldn't walk normally for ten or eight days with an injury of this magnitude.

Whoa~

The rain was sparse and pulling, and the already wet ground would soon become muddy, and it was obvious that it was a little difficult to hold on to the stick and jump and jump.

"It's finally here." He struggled to his current makeshift base, a simple house made of stone with a thatched roof.

"Brother Half Moon, Brother Xiao Ming, you're back." The door of the stone house was opened, and three children with dirty, foot-long hair and indistinguishable gender looked at him hopefully.

"Lan Lan, Xiaobai, Acrylic." Looking at the three children, Xiao Ming showed a hint of a smile. If it weren't for these three children, Xiao Ming would have beaten half a moon long ago.

It is said that half a month ago he was a suave 'chrysanthemum thief', and he was also a thief with an advanced consciousness of robbing the rich and helping the poor. So who is Bing'er in his mouth? This has to start with the Shui Wuyue family in the land of water...

(ps: I modified the content of the third chapter, that is, there is no time limit for Xiao Ming to come to the ninja world to go back.) Otherwise, it's not very reasonable, and I'm awkward to write. Friends feel that my writing is not good, you can point it out, otherwise I feel like a stand-alone machine, and I don't know what I wrote wrong. I set up a communication group, the group number is: 551396748)