———————— Jiraiya's memories kill————————————————————

In the forty-third year of Konoha, the apprehensive Jirai also came to the headquarters of Jieido in the capital of the Fire Country.

Because of the relationship between the teacher and the third generation of ape flying and slashing, Jiyingtang made an exception and gave this ninja, who also had a great reputation in the land of fire, a chance to bring his debut work for an interview.

In the reception room, Jiraiya nervously looked at the middle-aged man sitting quietly opposite, this middle-aged man who was not amazing-looking, was the editor-in-chief of Jiyingtang.

The editor-in-chief spent more than an hour slowly and methodically reading the book "The Biography of Perseverance and Forbearance" in his hand.

In the meantime, his assistant has changed tea for the two of them four or five times.

Finally, the editor-in-chief raised his head, held his glasses, and said:

"Originally, when I received this instruction from the president, I was very resistant.

With all due respect, I don't think a young ninja could write a decent book. ”

Ziraiya heard the words of the editor-in-chief, and touched his head with a wry smile.

"But you surprised me, Mr. Jiraiya."

Jiraiya's eyes widened and he looked at the editor-in-chief with some surprise.

The other party nodded with a smile and said with an encouraging smile:

"Surprisingly, the book is not bad, at least for a newcomer.

Perhaps, after you retire from your ninja career, you have the potential to become a person who can make your name in the literary world. ”

"Huh?! It's true...... Are you sure!

I said, you won't be complimenting me against your will because of the three generations of Hokage, right? ”

"Sorry, that's not possible."

The editor-in-chief's eyes flashed with a cold light, and his tone carried the pride of a big man.

"In my area of expertise, no one can influence my decisions.

Good is good, bad is bad, and in my case, only the quality of the books determines my opinion. ”

With the ecstasy of being recognized on his face, Jiraiya stood up and bowed to the editor-in-chief and said:

"Thank you for your affirmation, then!

Can I publish this book? ”

The editor-in-chief looked at the still frizzy young man in front of him, and a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He shook his head and spoke:

"It's still a piece of jade, young man.

You're still too anxious.

Calm down and change it again. ”

"Change?"

The editor-in-chief nodded and said:

"A good work is finalized after repeated scrutiny and tempering.

Did you want your first work to be so reckless in the eyes of your readers?

That savior in your book, the great ninja who brought peace to this world.

That protagonist named Naruto, will he agree? ”

While Zilai was also thoughtful, the editor-in-chief continued:

"Did you have any other works before this book?"

When he heard this, he had a rare shy expression on his face.

He took a pamphlet from his bosom and handed it to the editor-in-chief.

—————— memories kill two paragraphs! ——————————————————

One evening in the eighteenth year of Konoha sat on the grass of the training ground after a day of simple D-class tasks and daily training.

Shortly after returning from the battlefield, Sarutobi slashed his pipe and looked up at the sunset over Konoha Village.

He looked down again at Jiraiya and Tsunade, who were like happy enemies, and Orochimaru, who was quietly thinking about something.

Seeing these energetic children, he felt that the bloody battles of his companions on the battlefield were meaningful.

"Big idiot!

What are you writing about? ”

Kozuna, who had a golden ponytail, pointed at Jiraiya and shouted angrily, her face flushed with shame.

At this time, Xiao Jilai, who was still a superb bear child, showed a triumphant smile on his face, and he crossed his arms and said:

"How? That's a good story of mine! ”

Tsunade viciously threw the pamphlet in his hand onto the grass.

"What a ghost!"

The handsome juvenile version of Orochimaru next to him quietly picked up the booklet on the ground.

On the cover of the booklet is "The Tale of Jiraiya Heroes".

Orochimaru opened the pamphlet and read it silently.

"A thousand years ago, an evil bad ninja was born in this world.

He just got a little better grades, he looked a little bit better, and the little girls and beautiful young ladies around him who had no vision were all taken away from his soul!

This guy is named Little Snake Pill!

He is good at driving snakes to fight for him, and he is simply the public enemy of male ninjas! ”

Seeing this, Orochimaru sighed and threw this debut novel directly in his face.

"You idiot......

You're the only one who can write this kind of thing. ”

Xiao Jilai also caught his masterpiece with one hand, opened it triumphantly and continued to read:

"But! At this time, a brave young man stepped forward and stood up!

He is! Cool and handsome!

A wink can drive people crazy!

As long as he looks at it for a second, the girl will faint! ”

Under the gaze of the two pairs of dead fish eyes, Hizai and Tsunade, Jiraiya is still intoxicated and narcissistic pointing to his chest:

"Pair up with the toad clan and become a powerful ninja Jiraiya!"

Speaking of which, Xiao Jilai also secretly glanced at Tsunade and continued:

"In order to rescue the slug princess Tsunade who was bewitched by the evil little snake pill!

Ninja Jilai has also started his journey of continuous cultivation and becoming stronger!

Well, this story of mine is good! ”

However, in response to him, it was indeed the backs of Orochimaru and Tsunade in the setting sun.

"Big idiot! You keep daydreaming, this kind of story......"

Xiao Zilai also lowered his head in frustration.

Hizai patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"Don't be discouraged, Jiraiya.

I think this story is pretty good! ”

Xiao Jilai also raised his head in surprise, and the teacher held his pipe and looked at him with a smile.

"We're all men, so we always have to have some goals and pursuits.

You love Tsunade, right? ”

“…… Nonsense!

That bad-tempered airfield! ”

The bear child's arrogant nature attacked, and Zilai suddenly showed a lustful expression.

He gripped the air with both hands and smiled lewdly.

"I prefer ...... Hey, hey, hey, you must know, teacher!

Those big sisters in the hot spring women's department, oops! ”

The old face that was too anxious to develop turned red, and his eyes fluttered and whispered:

"Call me next time you go."

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Tsunade in the limited moon reading world had just torn apart the stone ball created by the Earthburst Celestial Star, and she was about to rush towards Tendo Payne, who had collapsed to the ground.

Suddenly, her hand was grabbed by Jiraiya behind her.

Tsunade turned around and saw Jiraiya's resolute face.

The previous stone impact didn't hurt him too much, and those injuries were easily healed by Tsunade who was in a slug immortal state.

Jiraiya shook his head, looked at Yahiko's body who fell to the ground, and Xiao Nan, who was guarding the side, and sighed with embarrassment.

"Let them ...... Do it yourself. ”

He pointed at Tsunade, and then at himself.

Tsunade was surprised to find that the bodies of the two of them were gradually becoming transparent and blurry.

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade in front of her, and she seemed to ......

Finally got out of the sadness of losing the rope tree and breaking it back then.

It's like, on the battlefield of the Land of Rain, the bold and heroic princess Tsunade......

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After teaching Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan for three years, Jiraiya returned to Konoha from the Land of Rain.

Mr. Hizai had a big fight with the three advisors for himself, but in the end, he couldn't calm the anger of the higher-ups.

He was taken to the torture department for a routine investigation.

Although the ninjas of the Yamanaka and Morino clans did not perform any ninjutsu of torture on him, he was also imprisoned for nearly a month.

On this day, Mr. Hizai came to visit him with shochu and food, and saw the disciples sitting in front of the low table in the cell and writing hard.

Ri Chop was a little helpless and a little relieved to point to Jiraiya and scolded with a smile:

"It's the first time I've seen a guy who can be as leisurely as you kid when he's in prison!"

Jiraiya took the wine bottle from the teacher's hand, sniffed the wine greedily, and then poured himself a drink.

The old man was a boring guy who never touched alcohol, which he and Tsunade criticized for a long time.

Pointing to the manuscript paper on the table, Hizai asked:

"Can I take a look?"

Jiraiya nodded nonchalantly.

Hizai picked up the manuscript paper with great interest and read it.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess named Tsunade.

She has been fighting bravely to protect her village with the slug as her companion, and people respectfully call her the slug princess.

The princess has a fellow ninja who is accompanied by a frog called Jiraiya.

There is also a ninja companion who is accompanied by snakes, called Orochimaru.

How unfair fate is to the heroic and beautiful princess.

During the fighting, she lost her loved ones and lovers.

The princess could no longer run on the battlefield with her iron fist, and she could no longer let the slugs heal her companions.

She was overwhelmed with grief and eventually fell into a deep sleep.

Orochimaru looked at the sleeping princess, and he finally chose to leave his former companion and continue the fight alone.

And that stupid Jiraiya has been guarding the princess's bedside.

I heard that in the future, there will be someone who is destined to wake up the princess to wake up the princess.

In return, the princess would give the person a kiss......

Jirai also wants the princess's kiss, but he knows that he is not that person.

Like his fellow frogs, he crouched on the ground stupidly, waiting......

He believed that one day, his princess would wake up. ”

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Jiraiya looked at Tsunade in front of her, and the Immortal Chakra of the Wet Bone Forest gradually faded from her body.

In the center of her forehead, the original Yin Seal diamond-shaped pattern was gone because she had just used the Baihao Technique.

The marks that should have been left on her face for more than ten years returned to her cheeks at this moment.

Her fair skin became slightly saggy, and a few shallow crow's feet stretched out from the corners of her eyes.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya's straight gaze and suddenly narrowed his eyes.

"What?!

You're starting to dislike me for being an old woman now, aren't you?! ”

She looked at Xiao Nan in the distance with vinegar in her eyes, thinking of the delicate girl in her world who was still a young girl......

"Sure enough, you had an intention to accept these three disciples back then......

Before she finished her malicious words, her body was tightly embraced by Jiraiya.

His deep but loving words rang in Tsunade's ears.

"It's great that you're finally awake......

My princess. ”

A smile finally appeared on Tsunade's lips, and she gently pushed Jiraiya a little away, then looked up at the man she knew so well but had never really understood.

She raised her hands, cupped Jiraiya's face, and said with a serious expression:

"In the future, I won't let you just mess around like this!"

"I do!"

Jiraiya seems to have predicted his future fate, and the smile on his face is incomparably brighter at this moment.

"Even if you lose all the money I made from writing books, I'm willing."

"Big idiot ......"

She finally put her head up and kissed the big idiot.

In the distance, Xiao Nan in this world was surprised to see the bodies of the middle-aged man and woman kissing together in mid-air, completely transparent, turning into a burst of light and disappearing......

The plot of the —————— limited monthly reading ends——————————————

It was still the night of the land of Yu, and a few days in the world of reading the moon had only passed a few hours in the real world.

Jiraiya and Tsunade's figures appeared in place, and the two still kissed each other selflessly.

"Ahem......"

"Ahem!"

The deliberate coughing sound finally caught the attention of the two, and Tsunade turned his head.

Under the moonlight, Qianju, who had not been seen for a long time, crossed his arms with a very ugly face and stared at the two people.

Behind him, Orochimaru with a playful smile on his face and Mute with tears of joy on his face.

……

More than half an hour later, in a hot spring inn, Jiraiya and Tsunade sat on the ground honestly.

Opposite them, there was a paralyzed face, and Lord Kazuma looked at Jiraiya with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Xiao Tsunade's parents are no longer there, so the most qualified person to be a parent now is the old man!

Boy, do you have any comments? ”

Jiraiya hurriedly shook his white hair.

Just kidding, I'm not interested in eating Flying Thor.

"Then, in the future, you have to treat Tsunade well, you know?!"

"Don't worry!"

"Also, if the news of you peeping into the women's bathhouse reaches my ears again......"

There was a chill in his long and narrow eyes.

When he first heard Orochimaru and Obito talk about Jiraiya's biggest hobby in his life, he was stunned.

Didn't the monkey hack this kind of disciple to death?!

The existence of this kind of goods simply disgraces Konoha's face, okay?!

Tsunade slapped Jiraiya next to him on the shoulder, directly causing the tangled old pervert to stumble.

A murderous smile appeared at the corner of her mouth:

"Second grandfather, please rest assured!

If this happens......"

She glanced lightly at Jiraiya on the side, and said softly:

"If you don't do it, I'll solve it myself!"

—————— long-awaited future kill——————————————

One winter in the fifty-ninth year of Konoha was in the house of a thousand hands in Konoha Village.

Snowflakes fluttered outside the window, and the spout of the kettle in the room was filled with warm steam.

"Well, well!

What story would you like to tell today?

Well, that's all. ”

A big hand picked up a booklet on the table, which read "The Story of the Heroes of Jiraiya".

"Once upon a time, there was a ninja who became a friend of frogs, named Jiraiya.

He has two companions, one is Orochimaru, who is accompanied by snakes; The other is the slug princess Tsunade.

Jilai is also an impulsive and hot-blooded fool who always puts himself in dangerous situations.

Finally, one time, he fell under the vicious curse of his enemies and was turned into a frog like his companion......"

"But! Uncle Jiraiya, weren't you originally a toad immortal in Miaomu Mountain? ”

Sitting next to the white-haired middle-aged man, a little ghost with a round head and a long scarf around his neck questioned him.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he showed his uneven teeth.

"Hey! Do you want to hear it or not?

Damn imp! ”

The little imp named Sarutobi Konohamaru had to sit back honestly.

"Legend has it that only a kiss from a loved one can completely dissolve this curse.

Jiraiya, who has turned into a frog, is stupidly waiting for someone who loves him, does not dislike his appearance, and can give him a kiss of love.

But none of the girls in the village were willing to give their first kiss to a frog.

Poor Zilai waited and waited, and finally ......"

A little girl in the group of imps suddenly raised her hand.

She was wearing a trumpet kimono with the Uchiha clan crest on the back, and the right eye of her face was covered by an eyepatch.

"At this time, isn't Jiraiya-sama's companion finally reaching out?!"

"Oops! Liuhua is really smart! That's right......"

Before someone could finish his words, Liuhua suddenly said with a twist:

"Was it the big snake that played with the snake that finally gave the frog a kiss and saved him from the curse?!"

As soon as these words came out, the room was instantly quiet, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while......

"Ahh How do you look at it, it can't be this kind of plot, okay?!

Rokhua ...... Your little brain is really inherited from your unreliable father! ”

Jiraiya, who has reached the age of not being confused, helplessly touched the little head of the Uchiha Rokuka, and continued to preach:

"Of course, it's the beautiful princess Tsunade, who finally showed her kiss in order to save her companions!"

Udon, who wore glasses and had a snot, asked cutely:

"So, did the princess's kiss really save Jiraiya from the curse?"

The cute little girl on the side, Meng Huang, glanced at Udon with disdain and said:

"Isn't the ending of this kind of old-fashioned story already guessable?

Definitely, yes! ”

Jiraiya stood up, walked to the window, and looked at the snowflakes flying outside the window, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

"You little fools!

How can I easily guess the ending of the heroic story of my own life? ”

He turned around, looked at the cute little ones with a smile, and laughed and said the end of the story:

The princess gave Jiraiya her loving kiss and ......

With a bang, Princess Tsunade turned into a slug. ”

The people of the Konohamaru Legion: !!!!

"Since then, frogs and slugs have lived together for their lives, well!

Probably, I'm very happy......"

Before Jiraiya's words fell, the door to the study was opened from the outside.

A young man who was a few years older than the Konohamaru people, but looked very old, looked at Jiraiya breathlessly, calmed his breath, and shouted:

"Brother-in-law, sister, she owes a lot of gambling debts again, and she ran away with Sister Shizun and Mianma!"