Let's rewind the clock to the midsummer night of the forty-ninth year of Konoha.

In the Hakaze Mansion in Konoha Village, Mizuto stood aside with a smile holding the little Naruto who was still spitting bubbles in a cute way.

"What?! The two of them, just ran away without even saying hello?!

Going on a trip to get married?! ”

Kushina slammed her fist on the table in her living room, and the echo from the table made Obito and Mizumon, who were sitting across from her, feel sorry for the table for a second.

Obito is picking up an apple and gnawing on it, well, to say that our Tu brother, it is reasonable that since the cells of the adults in the column were transplanted, according to Madara's theory, it is possible not to eat or drink.

This is also supported by Orochimaru's research.

But Uncle Snake still kindly reminded him that if he didn't eat or drink for a long time, he only relied on the vegetative properties of those intercolumnar cells in his body to replenish the nutrients and energy needed by his body......

Maybe there will be no side effects in the short term, but what will happen in the long run is a puzzle worth exploring and experimenting with.

Maybe there will be sprouts on the top of Obito's head, well, just like Uncle Hizai said:

"The firelight illuminates the village, and the leaves sprout."

Or the legs have organs like the rhizomes of this plant, and as long as they stand still, they can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium from the ground up to two meters below.

Hearing Uncle Snake's malicious ridicule and instigation, Tuge thought about the beautiful picture of the top of his head sprouting and the soles of his feet taking root......

How so? Is it a vegetative person who transplants intercolumnar cells in the late stage?!

So Obito finally remembered Lin's advice and ate on time honestly.

And among the bases of the Great Snake Pill of the Land of the Nation, emmm......

You may not believe it, but there are basically only two ingredients in the so-called canteen besides rice - eggs and apples.

Nonoyu, this woman......

Because of Orochimaru's dietary preferences, he frantically formulated such a recipe for them:

Breakfast: omelette, apple salad.

Lunch: steamed eggs, scrambled eggs with vegetables and rice.

Dinner: Apple pie and egg miso soup......

So once Obito accepted this recipe, he magically found that the apples were still quite delicious.

Obito suddenly remembered something, and temporarily left behind the fear of being dominated by eggs and apples.

He took out a thick pile of IOUs and handed them to the water gate on the side, and said helplessly:

"This is before the two of them left, Aunt Tsunade asked me to pass it on to you.

Say yes...... said that although they don't hold weddings anymore, the gift money of the Konoha people is still indispensable.

In order to avoid trouble, let the four generations solve these IOUs......"

Watergate took the thick wad of IOUs with a blushing face, and when he roughly calculated the total amount of them.

The smile on his face was gone, and all that was left was the numbness of being loveless.

"This ...... Is this the rhythm that wants Konoha to go bankrupt? ”

"What the hell! Tsunade-sama, such a bad woman! ”

Kushina watched her husband eat deflated and roared indignantly.

She walked over to Mizumon and discussed with the village chief of Konoha Village how to trick the Uchiha and Hyuga clans into sharing the debt together.

And the heartless Obito squatted in front of little Naruto, deliberately grimacing to scare him.

However, the silly son of the village chief's family did not have the slightest sense of fear, and he pointed at the big idiot in front of him and giggled.

……

More than an hour, in the cemetery of the Uchiha clan.

Obito and Rin kneel in front of their grandmother's tombstone.

"Grandma, I......

I didn't listen to you because I was impulsive, but ran to Yunren to make a big fuss.

I know it's wrong, and neither you nor your father and mother want me to act so arbitrarily, right? ”

In front of the tombstone was a bouquet of white gardenias that Lynn had prepared.

Strong, eternal love, a lifetime of waiting.

Such an ordinary old woman lost her husband, son and daughter-in-law in the war.

She still stubbornly raised her young grandson alone, teaching him to deal with life's hardships and setbacks with a smile.

"Grandma, do I look like my dad or my mom?"

"Well, it's all like this.

Little Obito, your life was bought by your parents with their own lives.

Don't let them down, help others more. ”

……

Obito stretched out a hand and gently ** the photo of his grandmother on the tombstone, and said with a smile:

"Grandma, there are still many people in this world who need help.

I will remember your words and always remember. ”

He pointed to his right eye and said firmly:

"I will use the eyes that my father and mother gave me......"

His right eye has a kaleidoscope of Kamui in it.

"Help to those in need!"

Lynn clutched his other hand tightly, her eyes slightly reddened, but she smiled as she watched her hero walk out of hatred and pain.

Obito turned his head and smiled at Rin, then looked at the picture of his grandmother and said with a smile:

"A few more years, grandma.

The two of us will bring our great-granddaughter to see your ...... when the time comes."

"Obito! What are you talking about!? ”

Lin blushed and shouted angrily at Obito.

Obito smiled, put his arm around her shoulders, pointed to the photo of his grandmother and said:

"When we were five years old, my grandmother began to look forward to the birth of her great-grandson!"

Lin still looked at Obito with some shame, and in her heart, she had already counted this pot on the old pervert of Jiraiya......

"Oh, I'll go, take the soil, are you heading in the direction of the old driver?

With that goods, you haven't learned anything useful! ”

I said...... When I went to the limited month reading world, why didn't you go with me0517? ”

"I've seen enough of it for a long time, okay?!

MMP: I can't finish the dog food for your little two, do I still have to eat the dog food of the little yellow book writer and the old lady who quit gambling? ”

But is it really as simple as 0517 says?

Let's rewind the clock to the hours after Obito, Jiraiya, and Tsunade entered the limited monthly reading.

———————— Memories Kill——————————————

The bodies of the three whose souls had already entered the Moon Reading World stood in place in a daze.

Shizune holds the piglet, and the porpoise guards worriedly beside Tsunade and Jiraiya.

At this time, Obito, who was originally stunned in place, suddenly opened his eyes, and his original pair of writing wheel eyes turned into golden pupils, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was 0517's cheap but pretended deep voice:

"I have been imprisoned for 10,000 years!

Exiled from his homeland again!

Now, you dare to spread the sour smell of love in front of me! ”

He stared viciously at the little pig guinea pig trembling in Shizun's arms:

"What are you doing......

Bring about one's own destruction!

Say it, little piggy!

Do you want to be braised or do you want to be made into a hoof flower?

Or the fat and skinny boutique pork belly on the grill?! ”

"Dolphin! Suckling pig! Suckling pig! ”

"Stay away from the guinea fish, you pervert!"

0517's eyes suddenly became sympathetic as he looked at Mute.

"As a breeder, every day I not only raise piglets, but also raise Tsunade's cows.

It's hard for you, girl! ”

Although Shizune felt very relieved to hear 0517's words at this time, she still scolded 0517 viciously:

"What's the matter with you!"

"I said, did you guys run out of the blue to scare little girls and psychic beasts?"

The big snake pill behind 0517 complained helplessly, after getting to know the little ghost Obito and the neurotic 0517, the big snake pill felt that the image he used to have of not smiling and deep and indifferent has gradually collapsed......

Hearing Uncle Snake's words, 0517 turned his head with glowing eyes and said loudly to him:

"I don't have time to explain!

Get that!

The treasure left by the six immortals, the red gourd is given to me! ”

Orochimaru said with some confusion:

"What do you want that thing for?

According to my previous investigation, that thing is just a special forbearance used to seal the enemy's combat with the Seven-Star Sword. ”

0517 explained, disgusted:

"For you ninjas, I'm afraid that's it.

But ......"

His eyes lit up with excitement.

"I perceive it, and there is my treasure in it!"

"Your darling?"

0517 nodded and said:

"When I came into this world, I thought I was in a box.

But not long ago, after you reincarnated the Six Dao Immortals in the Filthy Land, the forbearance tools he used back then.

I seem to have discovered the amazing truth! ”

He took the red gourd handed over by Orochimaru, and placed his hands on the surface of the red gourd very excitedly.

"These forbearance tools are not just as simple as they seem on the surface!

At least that's the case for amber bottles and red gourds.

The Amber Pure Bottle is used by the Six Realms to seal the monsters in this world that do not obey his control, violate the rules he makes, and mutilate living beings!

And the red gourd ......"

0517 raised his head and lifted it upside down with the red gourd in both hands.

At this time, there was a rattling sound at the spout of the red gourd.

A few boxes of ordinary-looking capsules fell out of the spout with capsules that didn't quite the style of the Hokage world.

"I'm afraid that its real function is to seal these extraterrestrial things that do not belong to this world!"

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At this time, in the underground base of Orochimaru in Tanokuni, Orochimaru was holding a capsule in his hand and looking at it with a strange expression.

There was a rare hint of hesitation on his face.

In his other hand, he held a manual that had been translated into Chinese by 0517 in the Naruto world.

"It's a magical species, and they seem to be capsules of two cups of mashed bananas, mutant DNA and fatty acids through extremely black bioscience methods."

Orochimaru turned back to the microscope again, observing the slide he had taken out of the capsule.

In the camera, a group of round pale yellow cells shake happily......

"However, it seems that another doctrine has emerged.

According to this view, they are legendary populations that appeared in biological history hundreds of millions of years before humans.

They are never picky eaters and eat everything, but they are not scavengers.

But at the same time, they are extremely clumsy and do not have the ability to hunt independently.

Therefore, their philosophy of survival is......

Attach yourself to the strongest predators of each era and become a vassal of the boss.

They're usually going to pick only the most evil! Greedy! A powerful individual acts as his own boss.

Pleasing one's boss is a very important reason for the survival of this ethnic group.

So, Orochimaru, you, as the most suitable person in the entire ninja world right now, are the most suitable to be their boss......

Do you have the guts to make them your subordinates?

Or are you confident that you can control these naughty little angels?

Most importantly, are you hard enough? ”

Looking at the provocative words that 0517 wrote at the end of this manual, Orochimaru's eyes brought a hint of anger.

When it comes to black technology, Uncle Snake is not aimed at anyone, who else in this world can have a strong interest in the unknown like him to study?

"It's in ...... Provocative of my measure? ”

Orochimaru finally made his decision, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

The body of a passer-by, Bai Jue, grew out of the ground behind him.

Orochimaru turned his head and stretched out his hand to Bai Jue, and in his palm was one of the treasures that 0517 treasured back then: the yellow capsule.

"Ahh Orochimaru-sama, don't you really need to let Obito-sama know? ”

Ah Fei on the side suddenly had an ominous premonition and spoke.

Orochimaru smiled, and then spoke:

"Anyway, the left and right are just an experimental subject, and Shiro is by no means claiming to have 100,000?"

With his words, the passer-by in front of him took the yellow capsule in Orochimaru's hand with a blank expression, swallowed it directly in his mouth without looking at it.

And then......

The passer-by's hideous and miserable face suddenly showed an expression of ecstasy, and his skin and muscles began to tremble.

"Haha...... Ha ha! ”

The originally miserable white skin oozed a little bit of tender yellow spots, and the spots expanded little by little, spreading to Bai Jue's whole body.

And Bai Jue's head was also shaking constantly, like a feeling of social shaking......

Under the surprised gaze of Orochimaru and Ah Fei, Bai Jue's body shrank little by little, until it became the height of a child.

Finally, Bai Jue's head stopped swinging, and he suddenly raised his head to look up at the Great Snake Pill in front of him.

That originally hideous and terrifying face has now turned into an image of a big-eyed, no-nose, grinning and smirking......

His body, which originally had a somewhat human-like appearance, had now turned into a barrel-shaped body that went straight up and down.

Then, he stared at those big cute eyes and pounced on Orochimaru's leg with his little short legs.

No matter how much Orochimaru kicked with a disgusted face, he didn't let go, and shouted in his mouth:

"Banana! Banana! Banana！ ”

Seeing this, Ah Fei on the side immediately contacted Bai Jue, who was closest to Konoha, and went to Tuge to make a small report.

As the most loyal puppy leg with soil, Ah Fei still has this awareness.

Obito has a white three-hooked jade mask on his face and has just delivered Lin to her door.

On the ground behind him, a white jue had grown.

"Obito-sama, no!

Orochimaru used a potion to turn one of our kind into a monster! ”

Lin looked at Obito with a puzzled expression.

This thing is already like this, so the monster in its mouth ......

Obito patted Rin on the shoulder, motioned for her to go home, and ......

“0517！ You're going to die for me!

I knew you didn't do a good job!

Right?! Right?! ”

"Oh, why are you so excited?"

"What the hell is going on!

What did you give Orochimaru?! ”

"Hmm...... It's just some collectibles from my time in the reincarnation space.

This time, I found the bag that had not been licked clean from the red gourd of the Six Dao Immortals. ”

And in Orochimaru's laboratory, Ah Fei was already angry at Orochimaru.

"Orochimaru-sama! You've gone too far!

It's just a matter of using our companions as experimental materials......

And then they used us as materials for the technique of reincarnation in the soil......

Now it's starting to transform us! ”

Orochimaru glanced at Ah Fei and said:

"However, among the 100,000 White Jeards, except for you, a special case of mutation, the rest of them all have only one common consciousness and soul, I'm not wrong."

Orochimaru pointed to the Minion version of Bai Jue, who was still running around on the ground, and said:

"It's just that one of them was used for experimentation, and it didn't hurt their common soul.

What does it matter? ”

It's a pity that Uncle Snake's flag was set up too early, and his pot hasn't been thrown off yet.

The Minions who were running around on the ground had already run to the huge laboratory, in front of the strange and hideous head of the Outer Path Golem.

The Minion opened his big eyes with excitement and shouted:

"Banana!"

Then he jumped into the mouth of the outer golem.

Orochimaru and Ah Fei not far away: !!!!!

After more than ten seconds, the entire laboratory began to shake violently, and the Outer Dao Golem seemed to have eaten its stomach, and its head actually began to shake......

The tiny eyes on its skull kept opening and closing, and there were cute little eyes in them.

In Konoha Village, Obito and 0517 are still arguing.

Suddenly, the white expression in front of Obito's eyes began to be sluggish, and then ......

Yellow spots quickly grew on his skin, spreading more and more on his body.

Half a minute passed, and Obito opened a pair of dead fish eyes, just like this, and looked at Bai Jue in front of him, turning into a small yellow bucket less than a meter high.

It hugged Obito's legs, and a cheerful voice came out of its mouth:

"Banana!"

At this time, the body of the outer path golem had become a pot of porridge.

What was once a hundred thousand white men has turned into countless short, chunky and pudgy Minions, who are constantly frolicking and chasing, shouting words that are inaudible.

In the laboratory, Orochimaru and Ah Fei looked at the huge outer path golem in front of them, and they were a little speechless.

The original hideous and terrifying head of the Outer Dao Golem was now unrecognizable......

Its face changed to a king-sized, smirking Minion, and several mid-haired branches grew from the top of its head.

And on the branches, a few heavy bunches of fruit have quickly borne out.

Orochimaru leaped up with a brave step and landed on top of the head of the outer path golem.

He broke off a bright yellow familiar fruit in front of him, peeled off the skin, looked at the tender white flesh and sighed:

"It turned out that the sacred tree of the year......

Is it actually a banana tree? ”