If Xu Feng hadn't been afraid that Henry, the bastard, would have smashed the clay pot he had worked so hard to refine, maybe this guy would have raised it up and licked the bottom of the pot with his tongue. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Xiaotie was very satisfied with everyone's performance, and the happy look on his face was enough to tell himself that today's dinner was a success.

Knocked on the pottery bowl with his own bamboo chopsticks, and the crisp sound woke up the people who were reminiscing, Wang Xiaotie said, "Looking at everyone's expressions, they should be full." So now it's time to comment on the dinner I worked so hard to prepare tonight. ”

"Henry, don't lick it, you eat too much! If you lick the bowl again, it will break! Wang Xiaotie looked at Henry, who was particularly exaggerated, "You say it first!" ”

Henry reluctantly put down the bowl in his hand, cleared his throat, and said, "I think ......"

Wang Xiaotie suddenly interrupted Henry, "Wait a minute! Henry, there are some things that it is better to think about before saying them, so as not to be unable to eat later. "This is definitely a threat, a **** naked threat.

Henry immediately frowned, his eyes rolled wildly, and from time to time he looked at the surrounding group of big men with a look of help, but the people around him were afraid that this guy would say the wrong thing and offend their captains at the moment, so they quietly stayed away from Henry.

"Uh~It's like~" Henry grabbed his hair with some distress, searching anxiously for the few adjectives in his mind. "It's like~ like spending money to find a girl to sleep with and suddenly find out that she is a virgin, it tastes wonderful!"

All......

Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but be shocked, and the boiled water in his mouth spewed out far away, and poured it directly on the bonfire, and in an instant, the bonfire became a little dim.

Nima, this metaphor is invincible! Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but shout loudly in his heart! If this kind of thing is true, then Lao Tzu will definitely save the money to buy instant noodles and go out to the red light district every day, uh~ If you can find a lady who can be cheap and instant noodles at the same price.

Although Wang Xiaotie had already given four thumbs up to Henry, a stupid big man, in his heart, he criticized Henry with righteous words on his face, after all, there are four ladies here, and they have to take their feelings into account.

Next, the remaining 10 people all praised Wang Xiaotie according to his wishes, especially Laura, a foreign girl, and finally in the coaxing of everyone, according to Wang Xiaotie's face, "Bar chirp" is a surprise attack, which made Wang Xiaotie immediately fall into a crash, and his soul had already flown away.

Wang Xiaotie now has only one thought in his heart: Why face? Why?

[Please select the function: Language Synchronization, Main Quest, Side Quest, Time Query, Time Exchange, Mystery Quest]

[Language Sync]: Click this function, and all languages in the current copy will be automatically converted to your native language. Each use takes 5 hours. (Activated)

[Main Quest]: Survive in the Novice Dungeon for 30 days. The reward redemption period is 30 days. (Ongoing)

[Side Quest]:

1. Set up camp. The reward redemption time is 3 hours. (Completed)

2. Make a fire. The reward redemption time is 5 hours. (Completed)

3. Have a full meal. The reward redemption time is 10 hours. (Completed)

4. Explore all maps. The reward redemption period is 5 days.

[Mystery Quest]: Requirements: Cook a random food and get everyone's appreciation. All rewards are doubled upon completion, and all rewards are canceled for failure. (Completed)

Even if Wang Xiaotie is really experiencing wilderness survival for the first time, he has a feeling of paradise on earth for this island, which is called a novice copy by smart watches.

The scenery is beautiful, the resources for survival are everywhere, and the temperature is very pleasant. The temperature difference between day and night is not large, and the hottest noon is only in the mid-30s.

If you live here, as long as you are not quadriplegic, or lazy and advanced cancer, then you will definitely survive 30 days.

Maybe this is a benefit for new players, Wang Xiaotie, who has played various online games, naturally understands that a game is simple at the beginning and difficult at the back.

For survival, you have a shelter from the wind and rain, a brother and sister to chat with, a stable source of fresh water, sugar and carbohydrates to satisfy your hunger, and a sea where you can get protein with strength and luck.

All of this is not a disaster for a person who has been shipwrecked, but a paradise, or a paradise far away from the world.

You don't need a lot of survival knowledge or complicated survival skills, but as long as you are diligent, you can live on this island for a long time.

Wang Xiaotie was lying in the camp, thinking about the meaning of this novice dungeon. Such a resort-like island with superior conditions is not for everyone who comes to enjoy life, it is estimated that this group of people who have no knowledge of survival, or who have no practice like Wang Xiaotie, can quickly integrate into it and prepare for the following dungeon.

If so, then Wang Xiaotie has a lot more to do, and in the remaining time, it is best to transform the rote knowledge in his head into action. "The world is still quite interesting!" Wang Xiaotie sighed again, and then fell asleep deeply.

Wang Xiaotie, who had been tossing in the sea for an afternoon, had already reached the limit of his body. Being able to support it until now is with a sense of freshness, and of course, the temptation of beautiful women is also an indispensable and important factor.

"Ah~oh~" stretched comfortably, Wang Xiaotie opened his sleepy eyes. Subconsciously looked at the clock on the smart watch, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.

The camp was already empty, Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, sister, is the otaku problem starting to attack again? Why did you sleep two days in a row? If this continues, will the majesty of his captain be lost?

Damn pirated Apple watches, they don't even have an alarm clock function! Bad review!

In the end, Wang Xiaotie naturally blamed the reason for his lazy sleep on the smart watch on his wrist.

Crawling out of the camp, he found that only Laura was sitting by the fire and everyone else was nowhere to be seen. Wang Xiaotie became energetic in an instant.

This moment has been waiting for too long, too long, Lao Tzu has worked hard and been tortured, and finally ushered in the most anticipated moment.

Quickly tidied up the clothes that were loose because of sleep, and then smoothed the fluffy hair in the night with his fingers, Wang Xiaotie put on a smug smile and sat next to Laura.

"Morning! Belle! The touch of his arm is telling Wang Xiaotie that this Nima is not a dream, but a dream opportunity to be alone! If Lao Tzu doesn't do something, wouldn't heaven not allow it?