Chapter 70: This chapter will publish the names of the drugs that the author has been taking for a long time
When he walked to the door of the physical training room, Yuwen Xiuce glanced at it first, in case there was a little couple inside...... It's not good to disturb people! Besides, if you bother, you don't have to watch it~
The expected thing didn't happen, and none of the female ghosts in white came today, and two or three students in practice clothes were just talking in the far corner. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info waited for a while and found that the other party didn't mean anything at all, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly lost interest, walked into the practice room by himself, found a corner and began to stretch his muscles.
Stretching before strength training begins is more about activating the muscles and warming up the body to prevent injury. The stretching after the workout is to better tear the muscle fibers to promote muscle growth again, and the second is to improve the recovery ability of the muscles, and by the way, it also has the auxiliary effect of improving muscle shape.
Yuwen Xiuce stretched and whispered in a low voice. Unlike general pain, the feeling of soreness when the muscles are stretched after a full workout is more unbearable.
It may have been a little loud, and several students on the other side cast contemptuous glances.
[Author: How loud do you have to scream so that the people on the other end of the practice room feel in the way?!] It's a room where you can't see clearly from both ends! Considering that you are not only not nearsighted but also have good eyesight, this distance is 50 meters away! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmm...... It is quieter at night, and there are fewer sound wave obstacles encountered during sound propagation, so the transmission effect is exceptionally good! 】
[Author: Pretend to be a scholar, right? ] Yuwen Xiuce, a physics student from the acting department of the Imperial Film and Television School? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Ah...... Let's go west! Don't expose the shortcomings, if you do this again, I will scream even louder! 】
[Author: Shame on you! ] Threatening me with such a thing as your own disgrace, what a brilliant reasoning skill you have to come to such an astonishing conclusion! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Bet on your grandfather and my name! ] 】
[Author: Hehe...... I promised that this book would not be a prison, but I did not promise that you would not be a prisoner~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmph! 】
[Author: Be louder! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Me! Wrong! Finish! How? Do you have an opinion?! 】
[Author: Very good~ You can continue to call~]
So Yuwen Xiuce was ordered to whisper......
"The strings are plucked. The voice whispered, it was a song...... Lalala"
The students on the other side of the practice room couldn't stand it anymore, first they called so obscenely, and now they started singing again, the key is that they are not in tune! Early in the morning, I didn't let people practice!
So, the other party coughed vigorously twice.
"Are you sick?" Yuwen Xiuce seized the opportunity to make a mistake. Shouted from afar.
After waiting for a while, only to wait until he stared at the anti-anger, Yuwen Xiuce grinned and continued: "I have medicine to shout~"
After a long time, he said again: "I have as much shouting as you eat~"
A boy on the opposite side couldn't bear to rush over, Yuwen Xiuce waited for a while, and sure enough...... The boy was dragged back by the girl next to him.
Just after stretching, someone left the practice room shaking his head and leaving the practice room, talking to himself at a volume that was strong enough to reach the other end of the room. "How hard does this girl have to pull the boy? If it weren't for my master, where would I be in close contact with such a good thing early in the morning? Amitabha, the poor way has contributed to another marriage, and it is really worthy of the name of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy in My Tantric Buddhism~"
The men and women in the room didn't care about the crazy Yuwen Xiuce, and their faces were a little overwhelmed, but fortunately, there were others around to help solve the embarrassment, otherwise the two of them would have to spontaneously combust......
Obviously, I'm just bored and want to practice cheap tricks. But he had to give himself an excuse to help others......
This powerful spiritual victory method also prompted Yuwen Xiuce to pursue the supreme realm of the lowly way. Going farther and farther......
On the way back to the dormitory, someone suddenly wanted to eat soy milk fritters, considering Bingmiao's taste, he bought an extra tofu brain, and returned to the dormitory in a leisurely manner, so shocked that the girls who ran out in pajamas to wash and not make up retreated. And a certain disciple still didn't know it, and greeted him all the way and teased him. even grabbed the door and had to help others tie the ** button...... The whole is a disciple who walks around the Qinglou and drinks flower wine.
It's just that all this trance is as beautiful as heaven, and it was shattered at the first sight of Bing Miao......
Yuwen Xiuce shook his head and sighed, and said to Bing Miao, who was still struggling with sleepiness, "I thought I could see an Oiran after entering the house, Nima, who knows where the ** son is actually a princess......?" I don't know if I don't eat this bite, master! ”
Bingmiao raised her head hard. Give the other person a slap in the eye.
"Even if it's arranged, it's going to be a handsome one! Your building is out of stock, this is obviously a small potato just pulled out of the ground, Nima is embarrassed to ask the uncle for money! Yuwen Xiuce bit half of the fritters, crossed Erlang's legs and continued to pretend to tease.
"How boring are you......" Bingmiao sighed and struggled to get up, and before she washed her face, she came to the table, took the tofu brain and stuffed a whole fritter into it.
"Why didn't you buy the pie?" Bing Miao asked casually.
While squeaking and nibbling on crunchy fritters, Yuwen Xiuce turned on the memory mode and said, "There is a girl behind me who is not kind, so she has to rush to buy the remaining two pies." I saw that she was a girl, and it was not easy to queue up early in the morning, and after filming for so long, I was hit by her immediately, and it just so happened that neither of us ate pies, since I said I wanted to buy it in advance before I opened my mouth, so I just-"
"Just give it to her?" Bing Miao didn't believe that Yuwen Xiuce was so easy to talk to, unless that girl was ugly!
Why not a beauty? Stupid, compared to serving beautiful women, molesting and bullying beautiful women must be more fun, and it can impress the other party more~
"Look at your tone! Can I earn two pies with a girl? Yuwen Xiuce gestured towards Bingmiao with a big oil hand, indicating that he was very unconvinced.
"Okay, I was wrong, you are a new pacesetter of moral model, five stresses and four beauties~" Bing Miao said casually while dodging.
"That's pretty much it." Xiuce nodded with satisfaction, took a sip of soy milk to moisten his throat, and said, "Of course, I can't let it to her so easily~"
"I knew ......," Bing Miao said, "It's not at all surprising for you, a beast, to do this kind of thing." You're insulting people! ”
“……”
I'm speechless, master, why does it have to be indecent, why don't you be rape!
"Even if people want to buy pies, I won't be rude...... Are you the one I blame? And, even if I wanted to, do you think the other party would obediently let me be rude for two pies? At the very least, use omelets...... A sucker! ”
"I really don't understand how your IQ can have the courage to call others stupid......" Bing Miao waved her hand and motioned for Xiu Ce to continue.
"I thought at the time, the little girls said they were going to buy it. It's definitely not appropriate for me to buy it again, how stingy it looks! Yuwen Xiuce revisited the mental journey at that time and continued, "So, master, I have to think of a very atmospheric way to solve this matter!" ”
"So ......?" Bing Miao listened a little expectantly.
"So I bought the breakfast stall and donated it to Project Hope!" Yuwen Xiuce took a hard bite of the fried dough sticks dipped in soy milk as the end of the story.
"Those two pies?"
"It's all said to be donated to Project Hope! She is so big and alone, is she embarrassed to grab food from the children in the mountains?! Therefore, when she figured out all this, she was instantly moved by the noble and great personality charm of my master. I was immediately moved to tears~"
"That's definitely the ...... you're mad about"
"Can't speak! Can't talk and drink your tofu brain! ”
Yuwen Xiuce complained while eating breakfast: "I feel that there are suddenly many more people on campus, and the breakfast stalls have started to line up......"
"School is about to start, and when the outward bound training camp is over in two days, we will start military training...... Bing Miao was worried when he mentioned military training.
Imperial College Student Freshman Military Training is referred to as Military Training, which is a very terrifying physical-physical-abuse-treatment project!
The main contents include: 100% sunburn rate... 100% pharyngitis rate...... 100% abrasions caused by poor quality clothing and rubber shoes......
"I think you have to go out in the sun, and it's good to take two steps to exercise." Yuwen Xiuce saw it very openly, this kind of intense training was too pediatric for him, "It is estimated that you will only have military training once in your life." Participate in the participation and leave a memory~"
"What are you going to make a fuss about...... Bing Miao knows very well about Yuwen Xiuce's unorganized and undisciplined character traits, if this thing goes to participate in military training. This year's military training will go down in the history of the Imperial Film and Television School......
"Why can't you go and relive your childhood memories! And I've been tired of this thing since I was a kid, what kind of moth can it be! Yuwen Xiuce complained.
To this day, recalling childhood memories is still painful.
Mr. Yuwen's early education course is basically the same as that of special scouts going into the mountains for training. directly led to every time she finished a week-long early education, Yuwen Xiuce's mother thought that the old man had dropped her son into the mountain. Then he brought a monkey back......
Alas, it's all tears when I think about it......
Bingmiao's brainless question interrupted Yuwen Xiuce's thoughts.
"I think military training is very unreasonable, it's already an imperial film and television school, why do you still need military training, do you expect us to go to the front line to fight?"
Yuwen Xiuce is rare to be serious. He Bingmiao patiently explained, "There are a lot of unreasonable things about military training, but it doesn't mean that it should be canceled. ”
"The content of this kind of training determines that it is not really preparing for the battlefield...... However, this kind of team training, which strongly stimulates the body and spirit, combined with simple and mechanical repetition of orders and prohibitions, actually has a good group effect. Besides, it's okay to suffer a little, just experience life! Yuwen Xiuce said with a smile.
"You can go and experience life in my place...... If you really talk about the degree of decay in life, you are the one who should suffer a little more! ”
Bingmiao said that no matter how corrupt and degenerate she was, she would not go out to buy breakfast and buy a fritter stall and come back...... If you really want to buy it back, it's just a big deal, you should invest in fixed property, and as a result, you will donate to the Hope Project......
In order not to let the girl behind you eat two pies, you can do such a heartbreaking thing, are you embarrassed to let others suffer a little and experience life?
"Suffering?" Yuwen Xiuce shook his head with a smile, "This is just a joke, how can it be regarded as suffering~"
Someone's understatement of the freshman military training, as well as the contempt in his eyes for its intensity, made Bing Miao feel a lot of emotion.
Were you raised as a humanoid self-propelled weapon? But why did it become what it looks like now?!
Is this crooked or grown? It's unimaginable!
"What's going on today? Are there any other arrangements besides playing games? Yuwen Xiuce asked as he cleaned up the table.
"It's only the second day of the open beta, and you can't help but want to fall? Give me a good game, Soul Light! Bing Miao said angrily.
"Ahem...... This is really familiar, it seems to be a funny mantra......" Yuwen Xiuce scratched his head in annoyance, sat in front of the computer and prepared to start work.
[Author: Hehe......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't be so serious~ I'm just scaring and scaring Bingmiao, I don't mean anything else, I swear! 】
[Author: If you can play the ten-chapter game without interruption, I believe it!] 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hehe......]
[Author: Hehe's a fart! Don't tell me you're going to the Flaming Mountains to kill monkeys for a day today! Nima, a Xianxia online game Shengsheng made you play "Killing Monkey Online", you are not ashamed! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: It was the fire monkey that I killed yesterday...... If you plan today, you should kill the earth monkey......]
[Author: Jinmu, water, fire and earth, you are killing monkeys according to the five elements! ] What's the matter, could it be that you are the leader of the legendary monkey killing world? Are you planning to just kill the monkey according to the five elements to the full level? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce (asked weakly): Isn't it okay......? 】
[Author: Hahahaha! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't laugh like that...... I didn't bring any medicine today, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you for a while! 】
[Author: I brought a lot, all for you! ] There are things to eat before meals, after meals, and before bed~】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Do you need to eat after getting up? ] 】
[Author: No need to ...... I won't get up again after eating~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't make ......]
[Author: Actually, I really have a miracle pill here that cures all diseases, and it has some roots with Taoism, and it is called - the Great Heaven and Earth Dragon and Tiger King Kong Angry Eyes Bodhisattva Twelve Arhats Gold and Silver Bronze Holy Relic Amitabha Buddha Dan! 】
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Anyway, the name of the medicine has finally been announced, and if you have friends who want to experience it, you can order it by rewarding, rewarding, or rewarding~ (To be continued.) )