Chapter 69: Those who open the harem will definitely die miserably!

After this phone call, Chu Nengneng really believed Yuwen Xiuce's words a little more, and the confusion and doubt that were coiled in his heart were also relieved. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the room, after someone played a small game on his mobile phone for a while, he turned his head and pulled down Bing Miao's headphones, and scolded with a smile: "What kind of topic is not suitable for children, the headphones don't leak any sound at all, and I am reluctant to let me listen to two sentences~"

"You don't have to listen...... You don't look like a child......" Bing Miao smiled and retorted without showing weakness.

"Shouting~ I talked to the little girl for a while, and I have a lot of courage!" Yuwen Xiuce slapped the table, got up and said condescendingly with an extremely domineering attitude, "Do you dare to go to the public bathroom with me and walk around naked!" ”

In the battle of the lower limit of the competition, Bing Miao was once again defeated by Yuwen Xiuce and walked away with his face......

In the blink of an eye, the dungeon has been brushed three times, and the experience is so-so. As for the drop of the dungeon, several local tyrants said that they were too lazy to pick it up...... Even if you don't have to bend down and just move the mouse, just three or five copper coins or fragments of low-grade materials are not enough to click on the depreciation of consumables for the mouse......

"That's it for today, it's not too early...... Bing Miao yawned and typed on the current channel, saying goodbye to Xuanyuan Sanmei.

"Are you going to break into the Xuanyuan family and then open a big harem?" Yuwen Xiuce pondered with a smile.

"It's all ordinary friends...... Bingmiao knew you would want to crooked expression, "Will it continue tomorrow?" ”

"Tomorrow ......" Yuwen Xiuce raised his head and thought about it, the rhythm of a book that can write ten or twenty chapters a day seems to be far away tomorrow......

"We'll talk about it tomorrow." Xiuce said casually.

Xiuce is not very interested in this kind of group of pure girls. It's not that it's sexist, although the difference between the sexes leads to many differences, but the belief that one gender does something worse is necessarily worse. That's really not your average superficiality.

Yuwen Xiuce had collected some of the materials of the Xuanyuan family before, and today he also confirmed through observation that although the strength of Xuanyuan Sanmei is not bad, as the top combat power in the family, it also proves from the side that the strength of this group game is seriously insufficient.

This kind of game family is tossing and turning with the gimmick of Bai Fumei's gathering place. As for the game itself, most people have the attitude of playing tickets.

To be precise, the statement that Bai Fumei gathers is also a bit exaggerated, but in any case, she is a girl with a rich life, and there is no shortage of banknotes that draw two knives on her face, so if it is really not enough to meet the appearance line, it has basically been adjusted. In addition, when life is rich, such trivial matters as food, clothing, housing and transportation are guaranteed. People don't run around for their livelihoods, they just pinch themselves when they have nothing to do, even if they are congenitally insufficient, but with the addition of so much hard work the day after tomorrow, how ugly can they be.

However, such a game family is destined to have chaotic internal affairs. There are very few girls who sincerely play games, and they use the game platform to promote themselves, and all kinds of beautiful faces and fame to earn fans. It's the norm.

If Bingmiao had the attitude of a draft girl, Yuwen Xiuce wouldn't mind following along for a while. Help with the gatekeeping. But if it's a slow simmer and make friends over time, please forgive me for not being sensitive......

Bing Miao's eyes suddenly swept over coldly, and said, "What does it mean to go on for a long time?" ”

I'll you...... Sure enough, it will be sensed......

This topic is too sensitive, and answering directly can be a beating......

Flickers...... If you don't keep it, you will be beaten......

So someone pretends not to hear anything and stares intently at the monitor.

Manipulating the White Yaksha to return to Fangcun Mountain. Another round of wandering. After all, he is the chief disciple of Fang Cun Mountain, and it is incumbent on him to guard the safety of the sect~

Well, after taking a big turn on the mountain, Yuwen Xiuce was very disappointed that he searched so seriously. In the grove full of sneaky little couples, they didn't notice it......

You guys are so unsensual!

Fangcun Mountain is worthy of being a good place for Taoist cultivation of immortals, several places have beautiful scenery, elegant environment, few people, even they can't help but want to drag a concubine to pamper themselves, so as to achieve a harmonious and perfect unity between man and nature. This is the ultimate goal that a cultivator pursues all his life! What the hell are you all up to?!

[Author: People are busy playing games......]

Yuwen Xiuce, who was a little regretful, returned to the gate of Fangcun Mountain, used an admission ticket to the top VIP practice room, and prepared to start hanging up.

Due to the excitement of the first day of the open beta, coupled with an unimaginable dinner party, Bing Miao already felt a little sleepy, squinted her eyes and got up, and when she passed by Yuwen Xiuce, she glanced at the screen and said, "It's not okay yet?" Why is it so slow? ”

"You think I have a spell like you to hang up! How simple is it on your side, drag two spells into the hang-up bar, click two checks and it's over. Custom combat actions are completely different.,Can't be directly set up in the loop release in the AFK system like a spell.,I'm going to re-do a set of AFK with a combat macro here.,It's very troublesome and laborious! Do you think you can do it with just a few words?! Yuwen Xiuce got up as he spoke, and walked with Bingmiao to the bathroom in the house.

This time it was Bing Miao's turn to be strange, "Aren't you going to make up a set of battle macros?" ”

"It's done......," someone said lightly.

"Huh——! Didn't you just say that this is definitely not something that can be done with a word! Bing Miao said in surprise.

Yuwen Xiuce nodded shamelessly, looked very stylish, and said: "Yes, the kung fu of saying a word is indeed not enough, but for me, the kung fu of two sentences is enough!" ”

"Cut-", Bing Miao threw the toothbrush as a dart, blocking the long list of boastful remarks behind.

After washing up, Bingmiao lay down on the bed, habitually picked up the novel next to the pillow and planned to read it twice, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Yuwen Xiuce sitting down in front of the computer again.

"What? Going to stay up all night? Aren't they all hung up on the computer, why are they still holding the computer? Bing Miao said, suddenly thought of something, and said, "It's still ...... You're going to watch a romance action movie! Random said with a disdainful face: "Put on headphones when you watch it, this is a girls' dormitory, you are thick-skinned and don't plan to be a person, I have to stay here for four years!" ”

Just about to turn up the sound of the stereo to the maximum, Yuwen Xiuce froze there. The hand is still on the volume button and does not take it off...... He smiled wryly and said, "Ahem, how can it...... Master, I play children above board, how can I be that kind of person......"

Bing Miao didn't reply, and said, "Yes!" The last time I was on a plane, I forgot who was watching the movie in the first class cabin. You don't blush when the plane is full, but it's not above board! ”

"Alas, the road knows the horsepower...... Ahem, beasts! Yuwen Xiuce reacted extremely quickly and swallowed back the second half of the sentence, sighed, silently opened the custom action editor in the folder, and began to adjust the various movements of the spear for Bing Miao.

As expected, a certain heartless beast had fallen asleep sweetly in less than ten minutes, leaving Xiuce alone rubbing his sour eyes. Dealing with the details of the actions on the screen.

Time passed imperceptibly, and I survived in one go, and it was already midnight at the end.

"This is really the rhythm of cultivating immortals......"

Feeling that there was not much time left for morning exercise, and it was just enough to take a nap, someone yawned and stretched his body, walked into the balcony of the room, made a continuous solitary self-appreciation posture, and shook his hand to open the paper fan (a must-have item to carry!). The so-called pretending to be forced is ** can not be worn. I can't do without a fan! ), with an extremely intoxicated and delighted expression. I took a deep breath of the slightly moist and hot air that is unique to the dark summer night......

"Still air conditioning......

The hot and humid air will never make you feel the urge to take a second breath. Holding his breath and coming again, Yuwen Xiuce silently closed the window and returned to the dormitory to continue to enjoy the cold breeze of the air conditioner.

Otherwise, pretending to be forced is a very hard thing, and this thing needs to be practiced diligently. In order to perform better when there are people, you need to force the word "pretend". Melted into the blood and even into the soul! There is no shortcut to this road, only to climb diligently with constant sweat. For this reason, it is only natural for cultivators to secretly practice in the dead of night.

As for why you didn't choose to practice during the day......

Well...... Is the fear of being beaten up enough?

Yuwen Xiuce has just done a very good job in accordance with the classic textbook of "500 Cases of Pretending to Use and Operate". It shows us how to pretend to be forced in the dark night when you can't see your fingers, which is really a model for our generation and a model for pretending to be forced!

In short, someone's feeling at this time can only be described as "great", and there is a strong confidence that you can cultivate and become an immortal without reading the Taoist classics!

Close your eyes, recuperate, and wait for your departure......

The mind is calm, and although the eyes are closed, everything in the room seems to be vividly displayed in front of you as you breathe deeply.

Empty your mind again, you seem to feel like you are in the middle of the campus, you can hear the night breeze sweeping the leaves, you can hear the lively insects of crickets in the grass, and you can see the stars in the dark night......

Breathe......

Everything seems to be becoming clearer and clearer.

Breathe......

Everything really seems to be within reach.

Call...... Suck......

Open your eyes slowly. Wait a moment for the thoughts scattered in the void to gradually return to your body. Without getting up or making any other movements, Yuwen Xiuce just lay quietly, staring at the ceiling with an expressionless face.

Soon, the phone with the alarm clock set vibrated slightly and buzzed. It was only at this moment that Yuwen Xiuce withdrew his gaze from staring at the ceiling, turned off the alarm clock, walked to the side of the stool, picked up the equipment that had already been packed, and quietly went out.

It was the time when the temperature was low in the summer night, jogging on the campus path, facing the cool breeze from the trees, a different kind of comfort from the dryness of the air-conditioned room floated into my heart.

If possible, I really want to pull Bingmiao to exercise together. However, with Yuwen Xiuce's understanding of Bing Miao, this idea doesn't even need to be mentioned. The guy had a decent athletic talent, but he didn't have the idea of putting it to good use. The last physical education class is already the limit of sports, and most of the time, watching the sports channel twice is considered a sport......

The distance from the dormitory to the physical training room was also repeated many times, and it seemed to have been shortened a lot. The body is not yet fully warmed up, and the destination is already in sight.

It's still an empty hall, an empty practice room, and an empty strength training area......

Yuwen Xiuce entered the practice and stretched for a while, then turned to the power area to do pull-ups.

Well, let's pull fifty extreme wide grips to warm up first~

[Author: Why don't you brag that you can die? Fifty to warm up? The players who take the ifbb professional card have small wings on their backs, and they don't dare to say that 50 pull-ups in one breath is a warm-up! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Master, my relative strength has always been very strong, but my absolute strength needs to be improved. 】

[Author: Then you should pay attention to me too!] Come up with 50 pull-ups to warm up, then you pull down in a high position, lean over to row, dumbbell rowing each four groups are not allowed to ascend to immortals directly? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I plan to divide the high-level pulldown into three grips, a total of twelve groups of shouts~]

[Author: I'm not in a hurry to scold you first, I'll ask you how much weight you want to use......]

[Yuwen Xiuze: Of course it is-]

[Author: You think it through for me! Dare to mess with Hara, believe it or not, I'll send you to the hospital for a month, and then I'll open a side plot for Bingmiao, so that people will flip the brand every day and starve you to death! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Of course, it is to pull the ...... with an empty pole]

[Author: Empty rod for high pulldown? Zero weight, you pull a fart! There's a rope at the end of the empty pole, so it's easier than empty-handed...... Are you a lat pulldown or children's broadcast gymnastics?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: What the hell is children's radio gymnastics?! 】

[Author: It is specially developed for over-age people like you with immature IQ to help improve intelligence and usher in the second brain development of life! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you clearly when you said it a little fast, can you do it again? 】

[Author: It's a word, see for yourself! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You are suddenly out of water now, I am very uncomfortable...... It's hard for me to cooperate with you if you change your style without saying hello~]

[Author: If you sell cuteness again, you will flash to your waist when you bend over and row with a large weight, and you will have hopeless sex for life! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't be so ruthless! ] Just flash your waist, how can you be hopeless for life! Even during an injury, there are at least more than 27 positions that can be used! 】

[Author: cough cough...... Which twenty-seven? Let's hear about it~】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I'm afraid you'll be sentenced to three and a half years......]

[Author: Hmm...... As a moral guardian, I want to criticize you for this obscene and corrupt thinking! Hurry up and reveal all the unsightly things in your head, and I will purify them for you one by one! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You can't play like this...... Someone tried it and sentenced him to four years ......]

[Author: Damn, why is there more than half a year? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Knowingly committing a crime...... Depending on the seriousness of the situation......]

[Author: ......]

scared away the author, Yuwen Xiuce began to exercise with peace of mind.

……

After nearly an hour of high-intensity impact, the training is over and ready to stretch the muscles before leaving.

Saying...... Will you encounter a female ghost in white again today?

Someone walked towards the practice room in anticipation.

This state is not very good, and people who develop harems indiscriminately tend to die miserably!

This is really not nonsense, I haven't opened a harem yet, so I feel that I don't want it......

But there seem to be a lot of people in the practice room today, and you can still vaguely hear the sound of talking. Yuwen Xiuce looked down at the outdoor watch that Xiaohui bought, well, it's more than five o'clock, it's not too early, which university playground at this time there are not many students who run and read early, since it is the Imperial Capital Film and Television School, it should be a common thing to get up in the morning to practice.

The reason why I haven't met many people before is probably because it is quite far from the official start of school, and it is estimated that it will be lively in the future. (To be continued.) )

ps: It's almost a waste of the manuscript.,Every time I think about it.,I can't help but burst into tears.,Even if you spend time proofreading over and over again.,I'm still not satisfied with what I've written.,Sure enough, Saint Seiya code words have a congenital disadvantage......