4

On the morning of December 9th, I woke up from last night's uninvited guest.

"I, I can still eat—"

She muttered, still talking in her sleep.

"Wake up—"

"Hmm...... I ......"

She rubbed her eyes, sat up, and then lay down again.

I moved her to my room last night. I was lying in my parents' room.

I lifted her covers, and she slept like a headphone cord wrapped around her pocket. My shirt was pulled away by her legs, and I guess I had to be two sizes bigger. Luckily I'm wearing underwear, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to bear to look at it.

Then again, where did Su Hongyuan go?

I heard the clatter of chopsticks – she was in the kitchen.

So he violently shook the oyster mushroom awake.

"Uh-huh——!"

She woke up suddenly, her eyes widened, and she picked up the lamp next to the bed and smashed it on my head.

……

This guy must have violent tendencies.

This should be the legendary wake-up gas.

"Hurry up—"

I rubbed my head and said.

Downstairs, Su Hongyuan was making breakfast with the leftover ingredients from last night.

"Early."

I said hello.

"Early ......"

She replied with a smile.

Why we became familiar with and accepted the premise so quickly. I feel like a newlywed.

"Is there still time?"

She asked.

"Hmm...... It's okay, I've always gotten up at this point. ”

"Pleurotus eryngii Tolsky Kazan buys watermelon for zero yuan, will Carl Paris ......"

"Stop, stop, I know it's her, I just called her."

It's so curious how Hongwon remembered her name.

It's been a long time since I've had breakfast at home like this-

Generally, in order to sleep more and save time, they either skip breakfast or find something to satisfy their hunger. As it is now, the house starts to make noise in the morning - it's been a long time since I've seen it.

Resurrection after death is indeed a great calamity, and there will be blessings in the future.

After dinner, the three of us went to school together.

"Why do I have to go with you—"

"I'm going to take you to the headmaster."

We didn't have classes in the first or second periods, so we could just take advantage of this time, but Su Hongyuan seemed to have classes.

The girl at the beginning of the king oyster mushroom seems to have only one 'magical girl' costume, as if she had stepped out of TV. Wearing such clothes on the street is either considered a cosplay or a hobby.

Combined with her schoolboy-like physique, I felt quite dangerous.

So I lent her my old clothes, a neutral black sweatshirt, she didn't dislike it, and it didn't look too strange to wear, but it was a bit of a cool rapper.

After 20 minutes, take the bus, and after more than 40 minutes, get off at Qianshan University of Economics and Economics Station.

"Hongyuan, you go to class first, I'll take this guy to the principal's office."

"Uh-huh."

She responded with a sunny voice.

I hope the principal is there.

Turn right into the door, go up the stairs, turn right on the third floor, and the innermost room is the principal's room, which I have been here for a little thing before. I knocked on the wooden and classical door, and the knocking sound was quite thick, and the thickness of the door was more than 10 centimeters.

"Q pro - please enter the ——。"

The super long sound is the voice of the principal, and it seems that she still came to work well.

"Hello Headmaster."

In this way, I never knew the name of the principal, and I always called her principal.

If I didn't know her, I might think she was a student, a young woman with long purple hair (but not much, curled at the ends, and looking like a waterfall in a dry season).

"Ahh Eh-"

She saw me first and said suspiciously, and then she glanced at the girl at the beginning of the king oyster mushroom and said in surprise.

"This—isn't this my dear student—Pleurotus eryngiiTolsky Kazan buys watermelon for zero dollars, will Karl, Paris, Doer, Ishzan, Tanzan, Dadong melon, Jasmine, black tea, Nagelkuman, Ntuwak Shulus, Kasbaki, Wangwang, fried dragon lice, delicious and crispy, steamed seahorse skin, fragrant meat, smooth white rabbit? Y- why are you here——? ”

…… How the hell did she remember that name.

In addition, the headmaster has a strange mouth fetish: he likes to prolong sounds, such as 'this is not ' will be said by her to say this-this-no-yes, so anxious that people bleed. However, as soon as the girl's name was read, it slipped away like a tongue twister, without hindrance. What is this principle, is this the specialty of the people of the Demon Realm?

"Ahh Survival Guide to No Man's World, El Niño Phenomenon, Braised and Deep-fried Delicious Raspberry Pie, Fried Dragon Lice Delicious and Crispy, Steamed Seahorse Skin, Fragrant Meat, Giraffe Counselor. ”

"Wow-"

It turns out that the headmaster's name is so sexy - what a fart! It's a little longer!

"Why do you always have fried dragon lice, delicious and crispy, steamed seahorse skin and fragrant meat, what is this-"

"This is the family name of our Demon Realm."

"Are you two from the same family?"

"The Demon Realm is a big family."

"Each of you demon people has a fried dragon lice behind their name, and the flavor is delicious, crispy, steamed seahorse skin, fragrant meat, and ——?."

"Ah, almost."

"It's terrible, you guys have such a strong taste."

I complained about the girl at the beginning of the king oyster mushroom.

"Our name is still short—tell you that I have a friend named Marshmallow Manlia Kabir Starkiyer......"

"Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha – stop, stop, stop. I see—"

I quickly interrupted her, or I would have to soak here this morning.

"What is the fried dragon lice, delicious and crispy, steamed seahorse skin, fragrant meat, and slippery!"

Their names usually don't mean much, though.

"This is just a link up and down, and there is also a horizontal batch, which can only be added by the honorable imperial ministers."

"This turned out to be a couplet, huh??"

This is too pleasantly surprised, and if you look closely, these two sentences are really even. The couplets of the demon world are really incomprehensible.

"Horizontal batch: loratadine tablets."

"Every time I eat it, I get allergic."

The headmaster added.

"You demons are allergic, don't eat these things—dare to love what a terrible environment you live in. Are you ladybugs??? Or a frog that eats pests in the field——? ”

"It's too much, you and other humans like this kind of thing, too."

"It's prejudice, and I admit that there are a few people who like it, but it's not a universal phenomenon."

No, I'm going to die of exhaustion - as if I didn't die.

"Okay, you, need to explain. Pleurotus eryngii Tolsky Kazan buys watermelon for zero yuan ...... Carl Paris Duo"

The principal said.

"Let me interrupt you, your names are too long, and it seriously affects the efficiency of our communication."

"Is it? I-no-to-feel. ”

"You have three seconds to come up with a short name."

I said to the girl who started with the oyster mushroom.

"Really......"

She lowered her head and pondered for a moment.

"That's called Pleurotus eryngii, Tolsky Kazan, zero yuan, buy watermelon, Jiang Karl, Paris, Doer, Ishzan, Tanzan, Dadonggue, Jasmine, Black Tea, Nagel, Kuman, Ntuwak, Shurus, Kasbaki, Wangwang, Fried Dragon Llice, Delicious and Crispy, Steamed Seahorse Skin, Fragrant Meat, Smooth and White. What do you think. ”

“…… Great, one less rabbit word. ”

That's weird!

I looked at her in horror, is this guy stupid??

"If you don't want your head to bloom - I'll give you three seconds to come up with a name of less than two words......"

As soon as I finished speaking, the two of them looked at me with angry faces, as if written on their faces: 'You dare to threaten me too?' ’

“…… I think. I think. If I hadn't figured it out...... My head blooms. ”

No, you can't reason with these people.

"In ancient times, beauties generally had the surname Qin, and Qin was the surname - the first name was ...... Qin ...... Percolate? What do you think. ”

I was just in a hurry and didn't bother to think about it.

"Qin Qin......?"

The headmaster muttered.

"Qin Qin...... It's not very cute, but since you gave it to me, I'll reluctantly accept it. ”

She thought for a moment, then nodded.

This guy really can't speak.

I was so tired that I forgot the purpose of this trip all of a sudden.

"Okay, you have to explain why you're here, Qin Qin."

"Ah, counselor, I'm so lonely and lonely, I want to come and see you."

"Y-how?"

"[Five-Six-Array Black Hole.] 】

"You? You walked five or six black holes?? - Are you crazy? ”

Suddenly, the headmaster's tone changed, and the strange dragging sound disappeared.

I was taking advantage of their inattention, stepping back, I wanted to lean against the corner and wait quietly, but I didn't expect this to suddenly make a fuss.

"It's already a miracle that you made it here in its entirety - do you know how dangerous it is?"

"I ...... I ......"

[Five or Six Array Black Hole] - What is that?

"And this is not the blissful place in your eyes, go back quickly, I will open an ordinary array black hole to send you back, although it will be a little longer, but at least it will be safe."

"I don't want to go back—there's nothing in the Demon Realm. Except that the cold machine is the machine, there is eating, playing and comics here - much more fun than over there. ”

Qin Qin made an awkward fuss and said angrily.

"It's—it's not something you can mess with. It's quite dangerous here. ”

"Anyway—I'm not going."

"Is it—"

The headmaster narrowed his eyes and smiled, but there was a slight terror in the smile.

Then, the headmaster raised his hand—

"Then, coercion must be used."

She was affectionate and suddenly serious—her piercing gaze creeped even to me.