Chapter 167: After the Full Irrigation Therapy
"Prince, what's the matter?" Lao Tzu asked anxiously.
Fang Jishi snickered in his heart, thinking: What else can happen? It's not like that: I watched a science and education film for one night, and my curiosity was completely satisfied, because of excitement, because of self-satisfaction, my body collapsed.
The two trotted all the way to the door of the prince's bedroom, quickly pushed open the door of the prince's bedroom, and looked inside.
In order to facilitate the care of the prince, the door of the prince's bedroom is unplugged. The eunuchs and maids are generally indoors or outside the door 7# 24 hours a day.
Behind the door, there is a wooden stool on top of it, and when you push the door hard, the wooden stool will move and make a sound.
The prince said hello and did not let people in, and no one dared to come in. So! It would be fine to have a wooden stool against the back of the door.
Fang Jishi didn't dare to beckon the eunuchs in, for fear that the eunuchs would talk nonsense. After all! The crown prince Ji Meng is like that, the little eunuchs around him are generally bribed, and it is easy to spread the word.
As you can imagine! Among these small eunuchs, there are definitely a few people arranged by King Zhou Jing and the empress. These people will report the crown prince Ji Meng's every move to the master.
On the periphery of the bed, there is a white transparent curtain.
The crown prince leaned on the bed bare-chested, her head tilted weakly to the side, her eyes blank. Hands down, legs straight.
At the prince's side, the clothes he had taken off were scattered. His shiny body was particularly conspicuous.
What a fair-skinned boy!
It's just a shame yes! Because he is a teenager who has just come of age, the prince is a thin man.
"Hold the grass!"
When he arrived at the bedside, Fang Jishi couldn't help but scold.
Lao Tzu's image is also a bit unusual, after coming to the bedside, he keeps sniffing. Obviously! He smelled a familiar man.
No! It is the strong smell that erupts from the male.
Fang Jishi smelled it when he pushed the door of the prince's bedroom just now.
On the sheets, on the clothes, and on the prince's body, there was a man's smell everywhere, and there were traces left.
How to describe it?
Anyone who often watches the kind of science and education films of the island country knows that the little devil will come to a close-up afterwards to close-up the residue left after the fierce battle......
This prince Ji Meng, probably imitating the shot above the science and education film, also erupted indiscriminately like that......
"Nimadi! I am afraid that this sheet will not be able to be washed without five tons of water. And this dress! And this body, how many basins of bath water do you have to change? ”
To know! In spring and autumn, there is no running water, and there is no shower head, it is the kind that fills a bucket or a basin of water first, and then sits in it to wash.
Prince Ji Meng's body is full of his own eruptions, how many basins and buckets of hot water do you have to clean?
"What about mobile phones? What about my phone? Fang Jishi asked.
Seeing that the master asked about the mobile phone, the crown prince was so frightened that her face changed drastically and she didn't dare to speak.
The phone was put aside, but it had stopped working.
Prince Ji Meng didn't know that the phone was automatically turned off when it ran out of power, thinking that the phone was broken. So! He was too frightened to speak.
At the same time, when I saw Master's eyes coming to me, I couldn't help but tremble with fright.
When Lao Tzu saw this scene, he couldn't stop shaking his head.
In his cognitive conception, such a situation can only be done by a fool? As a normal person, you can't do it!
Even the wedding night between husband and wife cannot be so crazy.
What does it mean to "do 1 and 1 die"? The crown prince Ji Meng has really achieved the extreme, but he is not dead yet, he still has his last breath. It was because the phone was out of battery that he suddenly relaxed, and he felt that his body was hollowed out. Otherwise! He can still continue, reaching the realm of 1 essence and 1 death.
Fang Jishi picked up the phone, replaced it with a battery, and pressed the on/off button. The phone was fine, and he turned it off again.
It's good to have two batteries, and there's always one battery to spare. The non-rechargeable battery has this benefit, you don't need to deliberately charge, as long as you remember to charge, only a light source can be automatically charged.
So! As long as he pays attention, the phone basically won't lose power.
Of course! Except on cloudy days and at night.
Without a light source, there is no way for the gods.
"Do you want to see it?" Fang Jishi put away his phone, looked at Prince Ji Meng, and asked.
The crown prince Ji Meng has been looking at the master, afraid that the master will beat him. Outcome! Seeing the problem with the mobile phone itself, it was better after changing something, and his worries were eliminated. Hearing Master's question, he quickly replied, "Yes!" ”
"Do you still want to see it?" Fang Jishi pretended to be indifferent, and persuaded: "Don't watch it today, okay?" Eat first, then shower, then sleep! Good no good! See! Have a chance to watch it until you don't want to! Good no good! ”
"Hmm!" The crown prince Ji Meng nodded and agreed like a good child.
"Then you wrap up your body, so that people don't see you like this, how embarrassing it is, isn't it?"
"Me? I? I? I hurt! I? I'm tired! I can't move! Woooooo ”
Only then did the prince realize that he felt very painful because he was overdoing it. And also! Weak, he couldn't move.
"Alas! You're the uncle! Fang Jishi sighed, found a clean towel quilt or something, and put it on the body of the crown prince Ji Meng. And then! Calling the little supervisor to come in at the door.
Lao Tzu had some odor allergies, or maybe he felt that the scene was a little disgusting, so he left the prince's bedroom and stood outside the door.
A few eunuchs came over, and under Fang Jishi's arrangement, some went to boil hot water to prepare for the prince's bath, and some went to prepare breakfast.
By this time, it was almost dawn, and it was time for breakfast.
first let the prince Ji Meng eat two bowls of soup and porridge, and then let the little eunuch serve to give the prince Ji Meng a bath, while arranging for someone to take the prince's clothes and bed sheets to wash. When it's all over, the genius shines brightly. The prince was so tired that he fell asleep in the tub. Carried by several prisoners, he went back to bed and fell asleep.
The sheets and clothes, Fang Jishi did not let people send them to the laundry, but let the eunuchs wash them themselves, and he gave them another silver.
Originally! The prince's clothes are washed and so on, and there is a special person in charge of it. Fang Jishi was afraid that the people outside would find out, so he pursued him for trouble. After all! He's a newcomer, and someone hasn't taken the opportunity to fix him?
"Mr. Lao Tzu? You see? Our crown prince he? How's my full infusion therapy? Can you make the prince break that thought? After everything was over, Fang Jishi came to Lao Tzu's side and asked.
Lao Tzu looked at him, shook his head, and said, "I don't know! ”
"Look at him like that, he can't get up for ten days and half a month!"
"Not necessarily! He's a teenager who's just grown up, and he might be alive again in the afternoon! I'm going to watch science and education films again. ”
"Then show him! Let him see vomit all the time! ”
"You're sir! Wise man! You say yes, you have to do it! Lao Tzu replied.
(End of chapter)