Vardy was really desperate, he never imagined that the welcome ceremony given to him by his former team-mates would be like this. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This is clearly what he did to his teammates in the past, and now his teammates have returned it to him!

Fortunately, Carsley has a bit of a conscience, the socks are new, and if he stuffs his own stinky socks into Vardy's mouth, Vardy will definitely collapse!

Now, of course, he's actually broken.

The TV broadcast hadn't started yet, so the fans in front of the TV didn't see the joyous scene, but the tens of thousands of players at Goodison Park saw it clearly.

The laughter erupted, turning the entire Goodison Park stadium into a sea of joy and reminding them of the joyous scenes of last season.

"We really don't have to save Vardy, I don't think his life is in danger!" Rooney said a little worriedly.

But why is there no sound from Ronaldo next to him?

When Rooney turned his head, he was almost by Ronaldo.

The president actually looked at it seriously, and there were words in his mouth, "This binding technique is very coquettish, I have to learn it, this sock is also the finishing touch, so exciting!" ”

Kneel!

Wayne Rooney is deeply ashamed to have such a team-mate!

However, Ronaldo's muttering seems to be very reasonable, this binding technique may not be able to be done without a few years of immersion, and he should really learn some hard!

Then Rooney also joined the queue of the observation group, focusing on ......

On the Everton bench, his former team-mates were finally done with it, and Vardy finally freed himself from his shameful posture, feeling as if he had been immersed in a pig cage and peeled off a layer of skin.

Fortunately, after a season of comics, I have a lot of thick-skinned skin, and I don't feel too embarrassed.

To Vardy's despair, this was not the end of the story, and the welcome was far from over......

The teammates held Vardy tightly, and Cahill, who had just disappeared, roared excitedly all the way over, and what he was holding in his hand was actually the head of Everton's mascot, the baby elephant.

In Vardy's desperation, he already knew what Cahill was up to!

Sure enough, to the laughter of everyone, Cahill pointed the baby elephant's trunk to Vardy's mouth and began the pumping session......

Vardy wanted to cry, but he was so crushed that he didn't even have the hand to wipe his tears.

This is iniquity!

He once blew Cahill with an elephant's trunk, and now he's back.

After a series of brutal devastation, Vardy climbed to United's side with his last breath, and the tragic situation made Manchester United players feel uneasy.

Everton were brutal.

At this moment, every player except Keane felt that he should be a little more careful on the field.

Maybe the Everton thugs will give themselves such a set, and they will get drunk when they think about it, and life is better than death!

"Is there anything to help me get revenge?" Vardy had a weak voice.

The Manchester United teammates who were still watching with interest just now flashed into the air in an instant, and a gust of wind blew, and Vardy felt extremely desolate.

These inhuman guys!

The fans in the stands were already happy, they thought that Vardy was gone, and they would never see those joyful comic stories again, but they didn't expect that the Everton players actually regarded Vardy as a comic object today, and completed the counter-kill excellently, really happy!

"It's actually good to welcome him like this, don't look at Vardy on the surface is miserable, in fact, he must be very happy in his heart!"

"I just want to know how Vardy felt when he was blown up!"

"Manchester United players are actually watching the excitement there, it seems that Vardy is not popular at Manchester United, let's go back to Everton!"

"For the sake of fun, I decided that I want to watch Manchester United in the future, and I think Jamie Vardy will definitely be able to take the comic to new heights at Manchester United!"

"The invisible comic is the deadliest, and now Vardy is basically god-like!"

......

Finally, enough trouble was made, and the game finally officially began.

Standing in front of the ball, Vardy's spirit was in a trance for a moment, as if he was also wearing a blue jersey, standing opposite him, playing side by side with his former teammates.

Well, such a day could not be seen again!

Gently flicking the ball to Ruud van Nistelrooy, Vardy's pupils contracted suddenly, and he suddenly activated, rushing towards Everton's position, he was about to say goodbye to the past!

After a summer, Everton lost Vardy, the top scorer, but did not strengthen the squad, the strength of the inevitable decline, Vardy knows that this season Everton will not be able to make a difference in the league or the Champions League.

Fortunately, Everton's defense is still there, which is the foundation of their foothold in the Premier League.

From the first minute, the game was in the hands of Manchester United, and the Red Devils, who dominated the anti-visitors, completely suppressed Everton in their own half, and without Vardy's sharp counter-attacking point, it was difficult for Everton to even counter-attack.

However, United will not be able to take Everton for a while, Ruud van Nistelrooy has inevitably slipped after a few injuries, the deterrent power of the king of the small box has also dropped significantly, and just wasted a good cross from Ryan Giggs.

Rather than wander around the crowded areas of the box, Dardy has run to the periphery and knows exactly where he is most of a threat right now.

However, former Everton teammates are also aware of this, not only Osman is inseparable from Vardy, Cahill also appears next to him from time to time to harass, and Carsley is always on call, making it difficult for Vardy to receive the ball.

And what's worse is that maybe they are still good friends off the field, but when they get to the field, they don't need to talk about friendship, in order to prevent Vardy, Osman simply did everything.

"Take your hands away!"

"Don't pinch me!"

"Don't blame me for turning my face!"

"Your uncle, don't touch my ass!"

......

Vardy yelled at Osman beside him from time to time, and he couldn't do anything about this bastard.

The bastard was eager to lie on top of Vardy and lock him up so completely that he couldn't even move.

Crucially, Vardy was ashamed of his sinful hands.

Can you not be so ambiguous in public!

Well, Vardy should be glad that it was Osman, not Carsley, who defended him all the time, and if he had replaced Carsley, he would have been paralyzed by now!

With his back to the ball again, Osman clinged to himself and did something strange to his ass in high spirits, which really made Vardy unbearable!

Taking a deep breath, his crotch was so forward that he couldn't move forward, and then suddenly arched backwards violently, and his butt was like the front of a truck, and he slammed it directly into Osman.