Well, Vardy felt he should reposition himself as a re-arch and adjust his missionary plans, at least for now, the two are acting very differently than he thought. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The game is over, and Manchester United have beaten their opponents by three goals, and with such a scoreline, a trip to Hungary could be a holiday.

The game itself is not too noteworthy, but the interaction of the Three Musketeers on the bench is unexpectedly popular.

is still the experienced director, who can accurately find the breaking points inside and outside the stadium every time, and this time, the broadcast screen captures all the interactions between their triangle CP.

"Vardy is a very extreme guy, he is good at some complex things, such as bondage, and some simple things that he is like an idiot, such as tying his shoes and twisting a water bottle!"

"This tease is quite pitiful, I can't even twist the water bottle, and I still need help from others!"

"Why didn't Xiao Xiao Luo care about it after reading it with a disdainful face, shouldn't he help Vardy unscrew it?"

"It's still Rooney who is considerate, he reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, but I think it's better to find a boyfriend like Ronaldo because he's more handsome!"

"Well, this era of all faces!"

"Three people love and kill each other, I just want to know, who is the third party!"

'Apparently Vardy, he's later! Rooney and Ronaldo have been together for a long time, okay! ”

......

After laughing, everyone's attention returned to the league, and the new Premier League season officially kicked off.

Manchester United will travel to last season's runners-up Everton in the first round and it will definitely be a headline.

Many people want to see what kind of performance Vardy will show when he meets Everton after returning to Manchester United from Everton;

Manchester United was crushed by Everton last season, will it continue to be embarrassed by dark horses this season?

However, this probability is obviously very small, many people think that the fundamental factor why Everton was able to suppress Manchester United last season was Vardy, and now that Vardy has returned to the Manchester United team, Everton has no confidence to compete with Manchester United.

Because Manchester and Liverpool are so close to each other, United don't start a day earlier, just start at noon.

However, Vardy came to Liverpool a day earlier, on the one hand, he wanted to get together with Carsley Osman, and on the other hand, he missed Annie a little!

However, he was not able to meet a few of his good friends, and Moyes gave a death order, and he must rest at home tonight and not go out, otherwise he will bear the consequences.

So Vardy had no choice but to go back to his former little home and sleep with Anne in his arms for the night.

If it weren't for the fear of a weak leg in tomorrow's game, Vardy would definitely not let Anne go.

Vardy noticed that Grace looked at her in a strange way, which was incomprehensible, and she wondered if it was because no one was spying on the two of them playing Lala, and she was a little uncomfortable......

Arriving on the pitch the next day, Vardy didn't dare to go to the home team's dressing room to greet his former team-mates because he was afraid that he would die inside!

These bastards have never been light or heavy, even if they don't die and fall into a lifelong disability, they can't do it!

It was only when the players from both sides lined up in the tunnel that Vardy stepped forward and hugged his former team-mates.

"I think you'll love the welcome we have in store for you!" As he hugged Carsley, the guy whispered in Vardy's ear.

In an instant, Vardy felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and a bad premonition enveloped his heart.

How do these bastards want to torture themselves?

The welcome ceremony will never be your ordinary welcome ceremony, Vardy has no doubt about that!

As he walked out of the tunnel with trepidation, cheers from the stands suddenly rang out, and looking at this familiar scene, memories of the past came flooding back to his heart, leaving Vardy with mixed feelings.

He really didn't expect that the first game after leaving would be to return to Goodison Park, which is a complicated feeling that there is no way to describe.

Fans still chanting their names and banners reading "Welcome home!" But everyone knows that there is no way to go back to the past days.

Rooney looked at Vardy with some jealousy, and when he returned to this stadium, he would definitely be called Judas, while Vardy was able to be treated like a hero, which is a bit of a big difference.

Vardy had been wondering what kind of welcome they were going to have in store for themselves, so he was a little absent-minded.

Until the warm-up began, the Everton players rushed towards Vardy collectively with a hula, and the menacing appearance made Vardy's liver tremble.

If you don't run now, when will you wait?

Vardy spread his feet and turned on Wild Run mode.

But the problem is that there are cliffs in front and pursuers behind them, and even if Vardy has eight legs, it is estimated that he will not be able to escape their netting to chase and intercept them.

In the end, Vardy was ambushed and caught by the Everton players!

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have something to say, don't you say that you will prepare a welcome ceremony for me?" With the disparity between friend and foe, Vardy began to beg for mercy!

A few people laughed, giving people a sense of gloom, which made Vardy suddenly creepy.

"That's right, this is our carefully prepared welcome ceremony!"

Looking at Jamie Vardy, who was arrested like a prisoner, the Manchester United players were stunned.

"Why did they do this to Vardy, should we go get him out?"

"No, obviously they're playing, I heard that they have a good relationship, what is it called Everton skinheads, Vardy is still the leader!"

"Oh, yes, but Vardy is really popular!"

After a few minutes, though, they didn't feel like Vardy was any better.

The Everton players dragged Vardy to the home bench, and several people pushed him to his seat, and then Osman smiled and pulled out a shoelace under Vardy's terrified eyes.

"Remember how you tied me up here, right? I'm going to take revenge today! ”

After saying that, in front of everyone's eyes, Vardy was tied up by five flowers!

At this moment, Vardy really wanted to cry, he was paying off the debt he had done!

But you can tie it, why do you want to tie me into this shameful position?

Vardy is really devastated!

When everything was neat, someone took out their cameras, and everyone took pictures with the tied up Vardy one by one, treating Vardy as a living background emperor, and spoofing in various shameful poses.

The fans in the stands are going to explode, it's so exciting, it's so interesting!

"Hey, it looks like there's something missing!" Carslimo rubbed his chin in thought.

"Ah, I know, there's less of this!"

So under Valdie's loveless eyes, Carsley pulled out a pair of socks......