Chapter 154: Outwitting Miaomu Mountain
"Boy, let that soul from another world in your body call out."
With the words of the big toad immortal, the Fukasaku family in the palace gradually surrounded Obito's side.
The toad in Miaomu Mountain has never been used to sell cuteness, well, the toad dragon who is professionally responsible for selling cuteness is probably not even a tadpole now......
Obito didn't care at all about the actions of the Fukasaku Immortal family behind him, he smiled, raised his head and looked at the big toad immortal and said:
"What? Finally, the poor dagger saw it, revealing the original intention of Miaomu Mountain?
What shall I call you?
The big toad immortal of Miaomu Mountain?
Still is...... What about the psychic beast Toad Pill with a large wooden feather coat? β
"Shut up! How dare you be so rude to the Great Immortals? β
Buntai and Fukasaku were very angry at the unruliness of the Uchiha boy in front of them, but the big toad immortal spoke again:
"Huh...... It's been a long time since I've been called by my real name.
It's okay, Fukasaku.
Juvenile, before we begin the details...... What's your name? β
The face of the big toad immortal suddenly showed a look of confusion and pain, which made Obito mistakenly think that this was another old drama bone with explosive acting skills......
However, Jiraiya and Fukasaku Shima know that this is not pretending at all.
"I'm Uchiha Obito."
After saying this, Obito raised his hand and pressed it to the ground.
"Bang!"
After the smoke cleared, 0517 still sat on the shoulder of Obito with the puppet skin of "I Shouluo".
"I'm 0517, the soul from another world in your mouth.
I heard you want to meet me, Elder of Myoki Mountain. β
It's a pity that the huge eyes of the big toad immortal at this time were slightly cloudy, and his eyes lowered his head slightly in confusion.
"Huh? β¦β¦β
0517 suddenly felt that the opening words he had just forced to be full of words had been wasted like this, and angrily pointed at the big toad immortal and yelled at Fukasaku and Jiraiya on the side:
"This old guy is obviously senile, right, right!"
"Shut up! Don't let you, the spirit behind you, say that, the Great Immortal! β
Jiraiya raised his palm and was already preparing the "Spiral Pill Warning", and the Fukasaku Immortal also stared at this guy with unkind eyes.
The Zhima Immortal on the side spread his hands and said casually:
"Look, I've always said he's an old fool.
Child, dad, you still don't believe me, you have to make a fool of yourself in front of outsiders. β
"Hey! Save some face for the Great Immortal and me in front of outsiders! β
Seeing that the plot is about to uncontrollably develop in the direction of the magical bosom friend article "Guests Come to Visit, Unfilial Daughter-in-law Humiliates Alzheimer's Father-in-law in Public".
0517 suddenly jumped off Obito's shoulder.
He shook his head and walked to the seat of the Great Toad Immortal, and removed the gourd from behind his back, which was larger than his body.
The sharp-eyed Jiraiya and Fukasaku recognized at a glance that this was the six treasures brought back to the world by the Golden Horn and Silver Horn Brothers who were reincarnated from the Orochimaru Filthy Soil when they sealed the evil god beforeβthe red gourd.
"Hey! What are you going to do? β
0517 raised his wooden arm and waved, saying:
"Rest assured! I'm here for +1 for our big toad immortal in Miaomu Mountain. β
As he spoke, he unloaded the red gourd behind his back, and shook it in his hands with great difficulty.
"Where?
Hey, I remember that I swept a lot of this kind of street goods at that time......
It can't be that the unscrupulous second-class dealer at that time was sold as a genetic modification drug, right?!
Oh! Here it is! β
0517 threw the huge red gourd in place like this, and took out a large cardboard box like a treasure.
Jiraiya and Fukasaku Immortal couldn't help but step forward to see what he was up to.
Obito also followed, although he didn't have much affection for the place of Miaomu Mountain, but he thought of 0517's consistent urine sex......
What if he changes the big toad immortal into the kind of minions who laugh and play crazy all the time this time......
Well, it is estimated that he will become the public enemy of the Toad of Miaomu Mountain in the future, the kind that will never die.
Jiraiya stared down at the cardboard box that 0517 was holding in both hands, and a string of English was written on the outer shell of the carton:
βALZβ112β
"What is this?"
0517 didn't say much, and lifted the outer shell of the carton, revealing the contents inside:
When to tube the injection, and a syringe.
He pointed to the injections before explaining:
"This is a drug made in a certain world to treat human Alzheimer's disease, which is directly injected under the skin."
"Old age...... Dementia?
That's what you just mentioned.
Why haven't you heard of this disease? β
After all, he is a master who has traveled south and north to eat, and after getting married, his obscene and jumping side has been suppressed a lot by violent female gamblers, and his scheming side has gradually appeared.
0517 glanced at Jiraiya with disdain, and let out a disdainful laugh.
"I'm sorry, but the average life expectancy of people in your world.
It's basically time to say goodbye to Alzheimer's disease.
This disease usually does not show obvious symptoms until people are about 70 years old.
Well, the specific manifestation is that one second I was talking and laughing with you, and the next second I was sluggish and slow. β
Hearing this, Jiraiya and Fukasaku Immortal involuntarily looked up at the sleepy big toad immortal.
"It started out as an occasional phenomenon, and then it went from good to bad.
When it comes to the more serious stage, they often become unfamiliar with people. β
Hearing this, the Shima Immortal also came to Fukasaku's side and said loudly:
"Do you hear that, boy dad!
I'll just say he's an old fool!
You're always deceiving yourself! β
0517 took out a syringe from the carton and handed it to Fukasaku Immortal along with the syringe, saying:
"One injection a year can effectively alleviate the symptoms of Alzheimer's disease, but it cannot cure it.
But is it...... Well, this thing is for people, but I don't know how much effect it can have on a toad. β
The Fukasaku Immortal was in a dilemma at this time, and he said with difficulty with a constipation-like expression:
"Really...... Is it really okay?
Although I have always been very anxious about the current situation of the Great Immortals......"
0517 was looking aimlessly at the palace of Miaomu Mountain, and when he heard Fukasaku Immortal's words, he happened to see the cute and cute Toad Ken.
"That's right! You can try it on your son first!
This stuff can also be effective in raising IQ, huh......
However, in principle, it is only suitable for primates at most.
Why don't you let Zilai go to Ape Fei Ri and let him discuss with the ape clan to find someone to volunteer? β
As soon as he heard that this thing could effectively increase his IQ, the Zhima Immortal snatched the injection and syringe and jumped to his stupid son.
For a long time, the people of Zhima Immortal felt that their family life was very good.
I have a happy relationship with my wife, and my three children are also very friendly.
The only thorn in her heart was ......
The second son's mind doesn't seem to be very bright, so that when the clam reaches the prime of life, none of the little cheap clams in Miaomu Mountain are willing to marry Toad Jian......
"Flutter"
Shima pricked a needle into Toad's leg, and this pinhole was completely painless for Toad Ken, who was a sturdy toad.
The injection was quickly finished, and Shima looked up at his second son with a look of hope, and said excitedly:
"Kenjiro! How does it feel?
Did a flash of light flash in your brain? β
Therefore, no matter which world, the greatest and persistent thing is the mother's love for her children!
Toad Jian spoke as slowly as ever:
"Although I'm clumsy......"
Suddenly, a glimmer of green light flashed through his big eyes, and his gaze gradually became clear.
After about ten seconds, his gaze became more resolute, he lowered his head, and shouted:
"Mother! I......
I seem to have gotten smarter! β
"Kenjiro!"
"Mother!"
Just as the mother and son of the year were halfway through the picture of the mother and son hugging each other and crying bitterly, 0517's voice came:
"I'll go! It really works! β
He happily danced with his little arms and legs, and Toad Buntai and Toad Hiro also gathered around Shima and Toad Ken to share their joy.
At this time, the Fukasaku Immortal had already snatched the syringe from his wife's hand, and he was also changing the injections, ready to inject the big toad immortal.
The second tube of injection was pushed into the body of the half-asleep toad immortal under the gaze of everyone/clam.
Then, as everyone silently counted down the seconds in their hearts, the rich natural energy in the entire Miaomu Mountain began to stir.
The surging natural energy poured into the palace like a hurricane, and then surrounded the huge body of the Great Toad Immortal.
The pair of huge eyes slowly opened, and there was no longer any cloudiness and confusion in the eyes.
In this world, countless historical witnesses, the most mysterious and powerful spiritual creature, the Miaomu Mountain Immortal Toad Pill, who was once a partner with the Six Paths Immortal Otsuki Feather Coat, has truly woken up.
It lowered its head slightly, and as soon as it spoke, its wise but majestic voice echoed throughout Miaomu Mountain:
"Welcome to Miaomu Mountain, a soul from another world."
However, 0517, who had won the favor of a group of toads in Miaomu Mountain by selling counterfeit drugs from another dimension, did not appreciate it, and a strange smile appeared on his puppet face, and he said:
"You really represent the world......
Welcome me, and the arrival of this new force?
Toad pills of Myoki Mountain. β
The Great Toad Immortal's gaze deepened, and he looked at the little puppet in front of him for a moment, which contrasted with his huge size, and spoke again:
"Looks like you already know a lot of things."
When everyone/clam was confused about the conversation between the two big guys, 0517 smiled and said:
"The great immortals of Miaomu Mountain really know that there are no vain people under the fame.
According to me, there is also the speculation of the descendant of the Earth Dragon Cave, Orochimaru......
The world is on the verge of collapse step by step, right? β