Chapter 153: The abbot has a small heart
"Bastard of the Uchiha family! Don't run! β
A few of the Thousand Hands ninjas who couldn't hold their breath had already chased them out.
"Hey! Wait! He's ......"
Jiraiya was about to say something, but was stopped by Tsunade.
"Shut up! Anyway, a few of them couldn't hurt that little ghost......
How dare you slander grandpa like this! Unforgivable! β
Tsunade's clenched fists were already covered with green tendons.
There wasn't too much anger on Senju's face, and he smiled and played with the two strange verses he had just heard.
"The world has the law of both......
Don't live up to Mito?
These two poems have a Zen beauty!
Who is this Qing talking about? β
Jiraiya and Tsunade glanced at Kazuya with strange faces, but in the end, they still didn't tell this uncle the shocking gossip secrets that had been secretly circulating in Konoha Village......
Outside the main hall of the Fire Temple, a blue figure quickly broke out of the main hall.
"0517 You big idiot!
Are you going to kill me to be happy?! β
"Oops! Sorry, sorry!
I really couldn't help but have to do it just now, I couldn't control my twittering! β
The 0517 puppet sat firmly on the shoulders of the galloping Obito, and its two calves swayed in the wind one after the other.
Seeing that the gate of the Temple of Fire was close at hand, suddenly!
The door was closed tightly from the outside.
More than a dozen sturdy warrior monks with slippery heads either clinging to Zen sticks or blocking the path of Obito with their bare hands.
Not far away, the elderly abbot of the Temple of Fire stretched out a hand, pointed at Obito tremblingly, and hissed angrily:
"Take it! This guy who trespassed into the main hall!
He...... How dare you make a joke about Lord Pillars! β
"Give up resistance! You're finished! β
The leader of the warrior monks who spoke ruthlessly was a rugged brother on the outside, but he was as witty as he was, but in fact, he had just noticed the Uchiha clan emblem behind the masked man, and his arrogant words suddenly changed his voice:
"The abbot has a small heart!
It's too late to catch it!
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The old man has a very bad memory, so you pretend to cooperate.
I'll let you go in a minute. β
The leader of the warrior monks had a fierce light, but from time to time he looked at the ninja of the Uchiha clan in front of him.
Obito saw that the warrior monk of the Temple of Fire was so up, and he didn't shout as soon as he came up:
"Who is the fist of anger held for?
Protect the country and eliminate evil!
The Tao naturally removes the demons in the heart! β
Then, without saying a word, he punched himself in the chest with a small fist.
So he sighed and chose to cooperate with the performance of the noble actor in front of him.
The old abbot saw that his children had caught the masked creature so well, and pointed to the firewood room in the corner and said:
"Shut in and taste...... Oh, go to the Scripture Pavilion!
Waiting for the fate of the Thousand-Hand Patriarch! β
Obito carried the legs of the 0517 brand puppet, just let him swing back and forth with his head down, and he pretended to be subdued and honestly walked into the firewood room of the Fire Temple......
"I'm talking about you! Can you cause me less trouble! β
"I rub?! Why don't you want to think about who gave it to you when you open it?
I think about sprinkling dog food all day to show affection, life is about making trouble, you know?! β
"The problem is that you've done too much!
Before, when I went to read the world for a limited time, it was the material you provided to Orochimaru.
It's just that Bai Juedu has become the off-line appearance it is now, right?! β
"That's because Orochimaru has complained more than once that those white people are full of trash talk.
I'm just fulfilling his wishes, and now Bai Jue has become a Minion, and he can't be a chatter anymore, right? β
Obito, who was already standing by the wall, heard 0517's words and slammed his forehead against the wall with a helpless expression.
"You're the one who did most of the pranks......
As a result, they all thought that I did it, and no one believed it when they explained it......
What the hell did I do wrong! β
At this time, the door of the firewood room suddenly opened, and the white-haired head of Jiraiya poked in along the crack in the door, and saw Obito who was hitting the wall and exclaimed:
"Is the Dharma of the Temple of Fire already so profound?!
Even an incorrigible imp like you will repent of your wall here! β
"Yo! This is not the son-in-law of the thousand-handed family, and the seven-handed self-isachi is also an adult! β
The 0517 card golem on the ground sneered.
"Shut up! Do you dare to appear in the temple even if you are a spirit behind you?!
Aren't you afraid that Guanyin will appear and accept you? β
"Oops! Put down your job and hit the cook, it's people like you!
What's wrong? After 30 years of spare tire career, I have selectively forgotten all of our previous assists, right?!
Your conscience doesn't seem to hurt, it's still croaking, right?! β
"Shut up! I've found out! Obito, this little ghost is a bad learner from you! β
"You old spare tire! When I was young, I followed the ape to fly and cut the sun, and I didn't learn to learn well, and people were lustful!
When people are middle-aged, isn't it good to learn a little flirtatious girl and pretend to be X Dafa with your apprentice Bo Feng Shuimen?
You have to learn from others to get into ......"
"Spiral Pill!"
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There was a loud noise in the small firewood room, and then it was clean.
It turns out that in this world, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a pill, and this is still the familiar world of Hokage.
0517, which was automatically shut down due to low battery power, was still cursing Jiraiya in Obito's body, but his voice gradually became smaller......
Jiraiya nodded in satisfaction, and then placed the huge Miaomu Mountain psychic scroll behind him on the ground and unfolded it.
"Kid, bite your finger and write your name here."
Obito looked at the psychic scroll of Miaomu Mountain with disgust, and said arrogantly:
"Why! I don't want to make a contract with the toads of Myoki Mountain. β
"Don't be wordy! Do you think I want to?!
This is all the choice of the Great Immortal, he wants to see you.
If you go to Myoki Mountain, you won't be able to get there without signing this psychic contract. β
Obito hesitated for a moment, deciding to meet the legendary elder of the ninja world.
Although he bit his finger and signed his name behind the name of "Bo Feng Shuimen" on the scroll, he still retorted unrelentingly:
"However, didn't you just sign any psychic contracts back then, and then you reversed yourself to Miaomu Mountain?"
Hearing Obito mention his past, Jilai also proudly folded his arms and nodded with a smile:
"That's right! Uncle Ben arrived at Miaomu Mountain by mistake back then.
But this is actually in the prophecy of the Great Immortals, and I was chosen by the legend of Myoki Mountain back then......"
"Nothing but, right?"
Jiraiya, who was exposed for his true colors, turned red, but in the end he snorted and decided to change the topic.
"Now, follow me to seal and prepare to reverse psychic to Miaomu Mountain!"
With that, he folded his hands together and began to form the seal of the reverse channel.
Obito's eyes turned scarlet, and the writing wheel eye recorded the order of the seal that was flying quickly, and then.
"Bang! Bang!"
The figures of the two disappeared into the firewood room of the Fire Temple.
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Mt. Myoki should be the closest to the human world among the three psychic shrines, but there are still many differences between it and the human world.
For example, the excessively humid and stuffy air, the tall and thick and colorful plants that are larger than the outside world, the perennial sound of frogs, and the insect dishes that are the favorite of the toad family endemic to the area......
The big toad immortal named Toad Pill was still squatting in his place, half-asleep, and the Fukasaku Immortal stood quietly aside, with a hint of anxiety in his eyes.
When he sealed the monster that claimed to be an evil god, he had already seen it with his own eyes, the boy of the Uchiha clan.
The right side of his face is covered with scars, and his eyes are red......
That young man, his body is contaminated with power that does not belong to this world.
Is this the boy who appeared in the dream after the Great Immortal changed?
"Fukasaku ah......"
Fukasaku turned around and found that the Great Immortal had opened his huge eyes slightly.
"Please tell me something, Great Immortal."
The corners of the big toad immortal's mouth curled slightly, and he said:
"Little Jiraiya, with our guests, arrived."
Jiraiya and Obito strolled on the meadows of Mt. Myoki, and Obito looked curiously left and right.
"It's the first time I've seen anything like this!"
Zilai also saw the incarnation of a curious baby's Obito, and a disdainful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Anyway, huh!
It's just a teenage ghost.
But he didn't want to think about it, at Obito's age, he was still just an unprofessional ninja who wandered between Myoki Mountain and Konoha Village, practiced immortal arts here, and went back to Konoha to peep at the women's bathhouse.
Walking and walking, the two finally came to the door of the palace where the big toad immortal was.
At this time, several toads are gathered here.
The toad immortal Fukasaku Shima and his wife, with their three sons, are already waiting here.
"Hey! Jiraiya, I heard that you guys are married?! β
Wentai, who is huge, also has a very loud voice, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he asks questions.
Jiraiya pretended to touch his head shyly and laughed.
"yes, yes! I ......"
"He married into the Thousand Hands family."
The Obito behind him mended the knife succinctly.
"Haha!" X2
Buntai and Toad Hiroshi pointed at Jiraiya very unscrupulously and laughed.
"Shut up! Don't laugh! β
Annoyed and angry, Jilai also jumped his foot and pointed at Obitu, and ran to protest in front of the Wentai brothers and three clams.
Toad Jian, who had always been sluggish, looked at Jiraiya suspiciously, turned his head to look at his brother and asked:
"I'm clumsy though......
But can a man still marry? β
"Haha! I appreciate Toad Jian's childish complaints! β
Fukasaku and his wife also smiled when they looked at Jiraiya.
This little ghost, although he is a human being, is no different from his own son in the eyes of these two couples.
He basically grew up with the three Wentai brothers.
Shima Immortal excitedly took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears and jumped on Jiraiya's shoulder.
"Little Zilai, whether it's a wife or a rich man......
I can see the day you get married, my wife and I really die without regrets!
Woo woo woo~~"
The Zhima Immortal was even happier at the moment than when his eldest son got married, and he cried with joy.
Jiraiya smiled awkwardly with a pair of dead fish eyes.
Although it sounds very impressive...... But I'm not happy at all, okay?!
Think about the relief in the eyes of the patriarch uncle of Tsunade when he saw the two of them in the Fire Temple before......
"It seems...... Hehe, Tsunade and I didn't have a wedding.
It just shows that we are both very self-aware......
Otherwise, the wedding scene will become a grievance and complaining conference! β
Fukasaku, as the only normal head of the family, can be regarded as having enough face for Jiraiya.
He smiled and nodded, and also jumped onto Jiraiya's shoulder and said:
"I heard from the living slugs of the Wet Bone Forest.
Your wife, the Tsunade of Konoha.
I don't know when I succeeded in cultivating the immortal method of the Wet Bone Forest?
This surprised the live slug-sama.
That's right, since Laiye, as human beings, your husband and wife have inherited the immortal inheritance of Miaomu Mountain and Wet Bone Forest. β
"Haha! Little things, little things......"
Although Fukasaku's words made Jiraiya happy for a few seconds, remembering Tsunade, her uncle, and her grandfather's perverted talents one by one, Jiraiya didn't take his identity as an immortal so seriously for decades.
Fukasaku suddenly turned his head to look at the somewhat bored Obito, and said:
"Well, that's the end of the gossip.
Boys of the Uchiha clan, come with us.
The great immortal of Miaomu Mountain wants to see you. β
Under the leadership of Jiraiya and Fukasaku's family, Obito walked into the tall and deep palace.
The dΓ©cor of the palace is quaint and natural, and the pillars are solid trunks that have not been treated much.
Several stone clam statues stand quietly in the palace.
Although Jiraiya and the toads of Miaomu Mountain did not mention it, when Obito walked past these stone statues, he still glanced at them lightly.
Because he knew that these things looked like stone statues.
In fact, they were all living human beings.
This is the end of the failure of cultivating the Miaomu Mountain Immortal Method.
The immortal inheritance of the Three Holy Lands of Psychic Beasts is not something that can be learned by casual cats and dogs.
The immortal method of Miaomu Mountain needs to always maintain the harmony of the three energies in the body one-to-one in the immortal mode...... Oh no, it's balance.
If you are not careful, if you don't concentrate, your body will first turn into a frog, and then gradually petrify and become like this.
The immortal method of Longdi Cave is also difficult to cultivate, and although the ending of cultivation failure is not as terrifying as that of Miaomu Mountain, it has since become a manic madman who has gone insane, which is more difficult for some people to accept than death.
The immortal method of the Wet Bone Forest, the end of the failure of cultivation is to be completely assimilated by the slug immortals.
Therefore, to gain any power, there is a price to pay and to take risks.
Some people think that the Eight Doors Dunjia Art is the best plug-in for the Hokage to get started.
But they didn't think about a question, why Maite Dai, the creator of this technique, honed himself day after day and deduced this physical technique, but he was still a shinobi in his thirties?
First of all, Dai's own strength is not considered Bamen Dunjia, and it will definitely not be too strong.
He has been looking for cats for 10,000 years, and he doesn't think he has too much theoretical knowledge like Uncle Snake.
His Eight Dunjia Techniques were summarized by relying on years of physical cultivation and the step-by-step development of his own body.
This can no longer be regarded as crossing the river by feeling the stones, this is the road that has been walked by touching one's own bones and wading through one's own blood.
The only object of his experiment is himself, and what you and I see is the powerful Eight Dunjia Techniques.
What people can't see is the dark illness and damage left in Mattay's body during the cultivation process.
Why is it also the formation of the Eight Gates Dunjia. In the case of the Death Gate, his son Kai was able to hang the six Madara and beat him, while he himself could only barely kill four of the seven ninja blades.
Because his body can't and hasn't made many detours, Kai, who has always been relatively healthy, must have been.
The predecessors planted trees, and the descendants enjoyed the shade, this is the truth.
Secondly, he doesn't have much experience with the enemy after all.
In the world of ninjas, the promotion of the ninja level, strength is indeed an important factor, but it is not the whole story.
After all, the true definition of lower ninja, middle ninja, and upper ninja is:
Shinobi is a real combat force; Zhongnin is the commander of the battlefield; Shangnin is a think tank.
Thinking about the yellow-haired seven generations who directly became the Hokage from the lower ninja, we can also find that this world is really implemented according to this rule.
You said that you are super strong and have opened a V15 peerless plug-in?
Well, so what? No matter how strong you are, you can only go to the front line to fight for life and death.
With your IQ, will I let you endure and lead a group of troops to die?
Or do you want that one who only uses the various versions of the color (anti-404) lure to calculate the opponent's head and make a plan?
It's well deserved for you to be the Hokage, and this can be had.
But do you want to endure it?
I'm sorry, but the brain is a good thing, you really don't have this.
The Thousand Hands Pillar was born at a good time, otherwise it would have been his brain.
According to the ninja rating system formulated by his Oudoudou, he is also a lower ninja even if he blooms on the top of his head!
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Going back to the Eight Gate Dun Armor, cultivating the Eight Gate Dun Armor is not just about hard work.
Talent is also very important, what? You say that Dai, Kai and Li are all crane tail waste firewood?
That's true, but it depends on what they do.
This line of people is just not good at sealing and learning ninjutsu.
If you mistakenly understand that you can't refine chakra and can learn the Eight Gate Dunjia, then it can only mean that you are stupid and naΓ―ve.
The peak period of the Maitkai formula book is fine, and this attribute that represents the amount of chakra is a perfect score of ten.
And Rock Lee, even if it is only during the period of the twelve small strong, this value is six.
So, success does require 99 percent effort and 1 percent talent.
However, this sentence of chicken soup for the soul also has a touch of arsenic for the soul that is very cruel and realistic behind it as a condiment:
One percent of talent is more important than hard work.
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Just when the unscrupulous author was careless and watered so many words.
In the palace of Miaomu Mountain, the big toad immortal named Toad Pill finally opened his eyes slightly, and looked calmly at the young man who had appeared in the dream not far away.
Uchiha Obito also quietly looked up at the most mysterious immortal with prophetic abilities in this world.
After a moment, the toad immortal spoke softly:
"Boy, call out that soul from another world in your body."