Under the leadership of the eunuch, Fang Jishi left the study and came to the side room.

In the corner of the side room, there was a wooden enclosure, and the chief eunuch led the cornerstone into the wooden enclosure.

Several small eunuchs saw that the chief eunuch was leading Fang Jishi over, and they all looked at it curiously, but did not step forward.

"Come here! Come here, y'all! Serve the great gods! Seeing that the other eunuchs were indifferent, the chief eunuch said angrily.

When the little eunuchs heard that the great god was going to pay tribute, they were first stunned, and then they were indifferent, standing in place and not moving.

"What? Come here! Serve the great gods! The eunuch shouted angrily.

What the? Serve the great gods?

The eunuchs wondered if their ears were hearing?

How can it be? Let's serve an outsider?

How can it be? Great God, he's here to pay tribute? Know what this place is? It's specially prepared for the Son of Heaven! You? Which green onion are you?

Are you kidding? Looking for death, right? You let him squat in the pit of the Son of Heaven?

"No, you don't! No! I'll do it myself! Do it yourself! Fang Jishi hurriedly waved his hand and said.

Talking! Entered the wooden fence.

Inside the wooden enclosure, there is nothing else, just a small square platform. In modern language, it is a platform about one meter two or three long and wide, and less than one meter in height.

What about the pit?

What about the commode?

If there is no thatched pit? There should be a commode, isn't it? Where do I put poop and pee?

Is it just on the platform, and then let the little eunuchs shovel it?

While he was in doubt, the eunuch quickly pulled the platform away.

Then! Fang Keystone saw clearly, and there was a commode with the mouth of the barrel inside. Meantime! A faint aroma wafted out.

Is this a pit, a commode, or a smoker?

When the platform is pulled open, there is a chair-like "toilet" with armrests on both sides. The armrests are all wrapped in delicate brocade silk and should be soft.

Finally saw the toilet, and Fang Jishi didn't want to work with the little prisoners. After all, he is not the Son of Heaven and does not need the service of the eunuchs. He began to untie his clothes and prepare to take care of himself.

The little eunuchs saw that the great god really wanted to use the thatched pit of the Son of Heaven, and under the forced gaze of the chief eunuch, they moved one by one.

One of the eunuchs dragged the platform that the chief eunuch had pulled outside, the other two eunuchs ran to both sides, one of the eunuchs came forward to help undress, and the other eunuch was busy bringing a brocade silk fence......

With the help of the little eunuch, Fang Jishi took off his pants and sat on the toilet. The little eunuch with the brocade silk bib hurriedly stepped forward and put the brocade silk bib on top of the toilet. That means: don't let the stench go up.

"Poof!"

After a loud fart, the handle is down. At the same time, the sound of running water sounded.

Well! This is the pit of heaven to sit comfortably!

Fang Jishi thought to himself while enjoying it. Then! He felt a slight feeling of wind underneath his buttocks.

Wind! That's right! There's wind down there! Convulsions under the pit! Convulsions under the toilet!

After a while, the excretion ended.

"Hmmm! All right! What do you use to wipe your butt? Fang Jishi turned his head to look at the eunuch and asked.

One of the biggest unaccustomed things that traveled back to ancient times was that there was no toilet paper to wipe the buttocks.

What if you go to the toilet in the wild? Either rocks or leaves or grass, or whatever! Rub your ass on the small tree trunk from top to bottom, and finish playing......

Every time he went to the toilet, he felt that his butt was not wiped clean, and he felt uncomfortable. Every time he went to the river, he wanted to wash his buttocks, just like a woman washing her night.

Hearing that the great god was ready to go to the toilet, another supervisor quickly closed the lid of the commode under the toilet, and then withdrew the commode and handed it out from under the corner of the wall. Another prisoner held a rough gray-white linen cloth in his hand, bent down and wiped it from below.

The junior eunuch finished wiping his ass and nodded to the eunuch.

When the eunuch saw that his buttocks were wiped clean, he took away the brocade cloth on the toilet, and then helped the great god to stand up. And then! Another small prison guard came and dressed himself.

"Why doesn't it stink?" Getting dressed, Fang Jishi sniffed and asked.

"Stink?" The eunuch also sniffed and asked, "No smell?" ”

"That's it! How is there no smell? Fang Jishi asked with a smile.

Only then did the eunuch reassure and said, "That's it! There shouldn't be a smell! ”

"Why?" Fang Jishi asked rhetorically.

"If it smells, it's a sign that they're not doing their job."

"Not dutiful?" Fang Jishi thought to himself: Who is doing my duty to, and the is not made for me by others?

Seeing that Fang Jishi was curious, the eunuch realized and said with a smile: "There are people convulsive below!" ”

"Convulsions?"

"That's right! Ventilation! If you don't have a convulsion, it naturally smells? ”

"Oh?" Fang Jishi then remembered that when he was shitting, there was a feeling of convulsion under his ass. It's really like that, someone is pumping down there and pumping the stench away.

So? What do they do to get the stench away?

Hey! In the case of no electricity and no exhaust fan, the ancient emperor really knew how to play? Extravagant! The-soaked is all served by seven or eight petty eunuchs, no wonder everyone wants to be the emperor?

"Let me see! Let me see! What is the design of this latrine of the Son of Heaven? Hey! ”

Fang Jishi wanted to know, how was this exhaust system designed?

The eunuch was about to introduce to Fang Jishi how the toilet of the ancient emperor was designed, when another eunuch trotted over and said hurriedly: "Great god! The mobile phone baby is gone......"

"The phone baby is gone? Who stole or robbed? Fang Jishi asked.

"No, no, no? The minion didn't know...... "The little eunuch couldn't say why, I don't know what was going on?" Anyway! The baby is not working, and the Lord asked him to come and urge him.

"Let's go!" Fang Jishi said and followed quickly. He couldn't remember, what happened to the phone? The battery is definitely powered, it can't be that there is no power, and in those days, the prince Ji Meng almost burst the two batteries.

Broken?

If the phone is broken, there will be no more mobile phones.

Traveled back to the Spring and Autumn Period, where is there a place to repair mobile phones. Even if someone has crossed over, he doesn't have the tools and accessories?

"Hahaha! ……”

"Hehehe! ……”

When I came to the outside of the study, I heard the happy laughter of King Zhou Jing and Lao Tzu in the study. In the mobile phone, there was also a voice from the TV series "Confucius", as if there was a war, and there were thousands of troops.

"Ahh

"Ahh

That's it! Zhou Jingwang and Lao Tzu let out a panicked cry almost at the same time.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Baby! Baby! Baby! Good baby! ......" There was panic in Zhou Jingwang's voice again.

Fang Jishi walked into the study and looked over there.

"Quick! Fast! Fast! This, this, this? What's wrong with this baby? This? This and this ......" Zhou Jingwang saw Fang Jishi coming in, and hurriedly greeted.

"Lord? What's wrong? Lord? Fang Jishi stepped forward quickly and asked.

"This? This? This? Zhou Jingwang pointed to the screen of his mobile phone, not knowing what words to express.

Lao Tzu was also very anxious, and also looked at him with a look of help.

Fang Jishi came close and looked at the screen of his phone. Saw! There is a small circle in the center of the phone screen, and the small circle is constantly turning......

He couldn't help but laugh.

"Laugh? You? Are you still laughing? The widow is seeing the rejoicing! This, this, this? ”

"Stuck! Lord! Internet speed is not good! The internet speed can't keep up, it's stuck! Lord! Gotta let him buffer for a while before he looks! ”

As he spoke, the small circle disappeared and the TV series continued.

Seeing this, King Zhou Jing and Lao Tzu laughed again.

"Hahaha! ……”

"Hehehe! ……”

(End of chapter)