Thinking of this, the corners of Fang Jishi's mouth showed an arc.

And he didn't believe it? His manchu therapy cured the prince, what else did King Zhou Jing do with him?

If King Zhou Jing kills him for this matter, then he will be a righteous and unconscious king!

Grab your mobile phone and get in the special car brought by the eunuch to the palace.

Do you want me to bring my phone with me? It can't be that he also wants to watch science and education films, right?

I'll show you! I'll put you to shame! Hey, hey, hey!

After getting into the special car brought by the little eunuch, under the bumps of the car, he felt very hungry. After a few more bumps, the fart came down. After a few farts in a row, my stomach ached a little.

Not good! This is to "handle"!

"Quick! Fast! I can't hold it back! Fast! ”

Fang Jishi stuck his head out and shouted at the little eunuch.

The eunuch did not take the car, but followed the car. Seeing that the little eunuch was trotting up, he shouted again: "Come up!" ”

"Minions don't dare!" The eunuch replied as he trotted.

"It's okay! There I am! When you get to the palace, you get out of the car and leave, I really can't hold it back. ”

At his insistence, the little eunuch had to get into the carriage and let the coachman run with the carriage as fast as possible.

"I can't hold it back! When I get to the palace, I'll be on the side of the Son of Heaven? I? Where do you usually go to the toilet? I'll go to the toilet first! ……”

When the little supervisor heard this, his face changed greatly! He hurriedly said, "No! The Son of Heaven summoned you, you must not go to the toilet first, this is disrespectful! This is a capital offense! Cannot! ”

"Then I'm in the crotch of my pants?"

"That's a capital offense!"

"That? That? So what to do? Looking at the little eunuch's anxious appearance, Fang Jishi snickered in his heart.

"You should have that before you got in the car! You? This this? What can I do? This? ”

"It's not all because of you? What are you urging? As soon as you urge me to be in a hurry, why don't you get in the car? You didn't even give me time to wash? I'm still having bad breath! If the Son of Heaven smells bad breath, won't he punish me again? ”

"Damn it! Damn the minions! Woowoo woo ......"

When the little eunuch heard this, he was so frightened that he knelt down in the carriage and kowtowed to Fang Jishi.

Now it's good! If someone pushes you on your minion, you'll die.

If you provoke the anger of the master, you will punish the family!

"Get up! I won't say that! You won't be held accountable. When the time comes, I have my own way to keep the Lord from being angry, how about it? ”

"Thank you! Thank you! Woo woo woo ......" The little eunuch cried: "There are blind mothers in the slave's family, and the slaves have to earn money to support them!" Woowoo woo ......"

"You are such a filial baby! To give! Fang Jishi took out a piece of silver weighing ten taels from his bosom and handed it over.

"Ask someone to bring it back!"

"Woooooooooooo Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Woo woo woo ......" The little eunuch lay down in the carriage again, kowtowed to Fang Jishi, and cried nonstop.

When he arrived at the palace, he saw that the great god Fang Jishi had entered the study of the Great Zhou Tianzi, and the little eunuch was relieved.

Thank God! The great god didn't clamoring to go to the toilet, and he really didn't bother him.

As long as you enter the Lord's study smoothly and meet with the Lord, his duties will be completed, and then it will not only be his little eunuch's business to get your into the crotch of your pants.

"Lord!"

Fang Jishi entered the study and saw King Zhou Jing sitting on the high platform with a happy face, confirming his judgment, and his heart was finally settled.

Hurry forward, bend your knees, and kowtow to the ground.

"Your Majesty's mobile phone has been brought!"

After kneeling and bowing, Fang Jishi took out his mobile phone and held it with both hands.

Seeing this, the eunuch hurriedly stepped forward to take the mobile phone and handed it to King Zhou Jing.

Zhou Jingwang took the phone, looked left and right, but couldn't see why, and couldn't help but look at Lao Tzu Li Er with suspicion.

"This? This is the phone? ”

Lao Tzu replied: "This is the mobile phone!" ”

"This, this, this? Is this nothing? Zhou Jingwang flipped his phone over and over again and looked at it a few times, but still didn't see the reason, and asked.

"This baby should not have been opened yet, it must be opened!" Lao Tzu replied.

"That? What about that? Do you want to hold a sacrifice? King Zhou Jing said, looking at Fang Jishi.

"Back to the Lord, no! As long as you press a small button on the top of the phone, the phone will turn on. ”

Zhou Jingwang looked through the phone again, and finally found the "small button" at the top of the phone and pressed it gently.

On the top of the phone, there are two buttons: a large button and a small button.

The phone turned on, and there was a clear sound of music coming from inside. Meantime! The phone also vibrated slightly.

"Yo!" Zhou Jingwang screamed softly, trembling with fright, and his expression was very nervous.

"This, this, this? Is this nothing? Zhou Jingwang asked suspiciously.

"Lord! You turn it over! Fang Jishi reminded with a snicker.

Zhou Jingwang turned the phone over, and then saw the front of the smartphone. When I saw a beautiful woman on the screen, my eyes suddenly zoomed in.

This beauty is more beautiful than the queen when she was young!

"This, this, this?" Zhou Jingwang turned his head to look at the beautiful woman on the mobile phone screen, and when he saw that there was no follow-up, he asked suspiciously, "That's it?" That's it? ”

"You still need to do it on your phone! Lord! Lao Tzu said.

"Oh? Come here! Come here! Come to the widows. Come here! Let's take a look at the widow's operation. Zhou Jingchao beckoned to Lao Tzu and Fang Jishi and said.

"Your Majesty doesn't dare!" Fang Jishi hurriedly kowtowed. "Let the eunuch bring the mobile phone, and the subordinates will teach the eunuch how to use it, and then let the eunuch operate it for the lord to see."

"The widow believes in you! Come here! Are you still plotting to murder the widow? Even if the widow is murdered, does the widow still have children? Isn't it? The widow believes in you! Come here! Lear! Come here, too! ”

At the insistence of King Zhou Jing, Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu Li Er had no choice but to step forward and stand by King Zhou Jing's side.

"What does the Lord want to see? Science and education films? Fang Jishi asked.

When Lao Tzu heard this, he hurriedly gestured to Fang Jishi to stop him from saying "science and education films" again, don't look for death.

"The Lord just wants to see your baby!" Lao Tzu said.

"Oh!" Fang Jishi agreed, reached over, took the phone, and then leaned the phone to the edge of the bamboo slip, so that the screen of the phone was facing Zhou Jingwang.

And then! Reach out and scratch the lock on the screen. Open the video again and play the TV series "Confucius" to Zhou Jingwang.

"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey......" King Zhou Jing couldn't help laughing when he saw that this treasure was amazing.

While Zhou Jingwang was looking at his phone, Fang Jishi gently pulled the corner of Lao Tzu's clothes.

Lao Tzu looked at him, meaning: What is the matter with you pulling the corner of my clothes?

"Me? I? To be ......"

"What's wrong? Do you want to be complimentary? Zhou Jingwang saw that the two of them had a small movement, and turned his head to look over. Seeing what Fang Jishi meant, he asked.

Fang Jishi pretended to be panicked, didn't dare to answer, and glanced at Lao Tzu as if asking for help.

When Lao Tzu saw this, he didn't know what to do?

This, this, this? Isn't that a joke? How can you pee when you see the Son of Heaven? You?

You're not trying to, you're looking for death!

"Eunuch! Serve the great god and go out of Gong! The widow is still waiting to consult him! Zhou Jingwang said while staring at the phone screen.

"This, this, this?" The eunuch felt that this was inappropriate, how could the thatched pit of the Son of Heaven allow a courtier to?

"Going? Can you still peep in your crotch? Zhou Jingwang sniffed, as if he smelled a foul smell.

"Yes!" Only then did the eunuch agree, and he took Fang Jishi to.

(End of chapter)