44 Xiaobei Learns Art 2
Next. Tongfu Inn was busy again, and Tong Xiangyu greeted guests everywhere.
"Come on, Xiao Guo, help Zheng Gongzi make a pot of jasmine, recognize the person clearly, Xiucai, hurry up and clean up the dinner table, Zhantang, and help Mr. Cao settle yesterday's account...... What are you doing in a daze? ”
Bai Zhantang: Ask me to be in charge of the bill?
Guo Furong: Ask me to help him make tea?
Lv Xiucai: Tell me to clean up the table?
Tong Xiangyu was stunned: "Uh...... You can do whatever you want, go on your own! ”
Everyone shook their heads and scattered, Xing Zhutou entered the door and cleared his throat.
Tong Xiangyu said: What's wrong with your throat?
Xing Zhutou said: "This Zhutou officially announced that the third son of the shopkeeper Hao on West Street won the second place in the juvenile piano competition held in Pinggu County!" "Everyone: Wow......
Xing Zhutou continued: "Although there are only three people participating in the competition! "Everyone: Hey......
"And the third place is a deaf person, but this is also a hard-won victory, in order to celebrate this music event, Shopkeeper Hao invites you to go to Feilong Valley to eat monkey brain ......"
Xing Zhutou: It's now. The crowd flocked out again.
Tong Xiangyu shouted: "Hey...... It's not served yet, don't waste it if you don't eat it, you can pack it and take it away, feed ...... "Xing Zhutou: Don't feed it, you can go with it!"
Tong Xiangyu shook his hand: "I won't go, monkey brains are easy to get sick if they eat too much (Mandarin) Scientific research has proved that the nutritional elements of wild animals are no different from domestic animals and poultry, and most of the wild animals have not undergone health quarantine, and diners are likely to be infected with diseases while feasting......"
Xing Zhutou said indifferently: "If you are sick, you will be sick, we have bezoar detoxification tablets, which can clear away heat and detoxify and eliminate stasis and phlegm for ordinary people, but I don't tell him." With that, he went out. )
Everyone probed their brains, and Tong Xiangyu looked ruthless. "Hmph, isn't it just playing music? Who wouldn't? ”
Bai Zhantang said: Will you too?
Tong Xiangyu: I won't, you will! "He can do a." Hou Zhenming said. Poor Lao Bai was caught by Tong Xiangyu, and Xiaobei was unlucky again.
After a few days, the store was busy again, and Tong Xiangyu greeted customers everywhere.
"Come on, Xiao Guo, help Zheng Gongzi make a pot of jasmine, recognize people clearly, Xiucai, help Mr. Cao make a pot of jasmine, Zhantang, help Ge shopkeeper...... Make a pot of jasmine! ”
Bai Zhantang said strangely: "Why are they all jasmine?" The shopkeeper said: "No problem, in the past two days, it's either shark fin or monkey brain, and it's disgusting to eat it alive." Tong Xiangyu said: I knew why I had to do it today. Then he looked at the bad eyes of the shopkeeper Ge and immediately changed his words: "Then let's have something light?" ”
Xing Zhutou entered the door again: "The light one is here!" ”
Tong Xiangyu was taken aback: "Old Xing, you won't be another ......" Xing Zhutou: Hey? Rest assured, how can you eat big fish and meat every day? This head catcher officially announced that the daughter of the widow of Song on Dongjie won the first place in the juvenile calligraphy competition held by the Hanlin Academy! ”
Crowd: Wow......
Xing Zhutou continued: Although it is countdown!
Everyone: Hey......
Xing Zhutou: But this is also a hard-won victory!
Crowd: Victory?
Xing Zhutou: Friendship first, competition second, it's good to be shortlisted, in order to celebrate this literary event, Widow Li invited everyone to go to their house to eat tofu...... It's tofu with shallots and tofu, and it's now!
Everyone swarmed out, and Tong sat aside with a sneer.
Xing Zhutou: You still don't go?
Tong Xiangyu said disdainfully: Eat tofu?
Xing Zhutou: Tofu is an authentic nutritious food!
Tong Xiangyu began to explain: It is not necessarily (Mandarin) excessive consumption of tofu, it will be harmful to health, tofu is extremely rich in protein, eating too much at one time not only hinders the body's absorption of iron, but also easily causes protein indigestion, abdominal distention, diarrhea and other uncomfortable symptoms, and may also promote the decline of kidney function, promote the formation of arteriosclerosis, and lead to iodine deficiency, etc......
Xing Zhutou: According to what you say, you can't eat anything?
Tong Xiangyu: You can eat it, unless I invite you!
Xing Zhutou: You want to please, do you have a saying? Hahaha (out)
Everyone probed their brains, Tong coughed, and everyone shrank back.
Tong Xiangyu said strangely: "Hmph, isn't it calligraphy, who wouldn't know?" Xiucai ......: "Lu Xiucai: I am teaching chess!" Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo? Guo Furong: Just my two words?
Tong Xiangyu: Then Xiao Ming, come on, I believe you! Bai Zhantang: "Learn three things at the same time?" Tong Xiangyu said: "This is called the real trinity!" ”
"It's okay if I teach. But I think you should listen to Becky's opinion. If she doesn't like it, it's useless for you to be enthusiastic. Tong Xiangyu was stunned, and finally called out Xiaobei. After a heated discussion, Tong Xiangyu decided to find Mr. to teach Xiaobei to paint.
On this day, the guests were full, Tong Xiangyu touched Lao Xing with his elbow, and Lao Xing coughed dryly. "Ahem...... The head of this catcher officially announced that the sister-in-law of the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn held the first personal art exhibition in this town! "Everyone: Wow...... "Although it's mud!" Everyone: Hey......
"But this is also a hard-won artistic achievement, everyone is interested, you can go to the backyard to see" looked at everyone and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't see it, in order to celebrate this great and grand art event, the shopkeeper Tong decided...... Please settle the accounts for the first two days! ”
Everyone flocked out, and Tong Xiangyu went out with him, "Come back, come back." Xiaobei was very frustrated, but Hou Zhenming stood up: "Bei, let's go, take my brother to see your art exhibition." "Okay, oh, that's great."