In recent days, Hou Zhenming was thinking about accepting apprentices, and his mind was a little uncertain, and he habitually walked to the Tongfu Inn. At the door of the inn, Lao Xing didn't know what he was talking about. Step in and listen.

Xing Zhutou: "This Zhutou officially announced that Qiu Xiaodong, the second young master of Qiu Yuanwai's family in this town, has just won the national player of Go!" The crowd exclaimed, "Wow...... Lao Xing continued: "Although it's backgammon! "Hi ......" "But it's also a hard-won victory, in order to celebrate this grand event in the chess world, Qiu Yuanwai invites everyone to eat shark fin hot pot at their house!" Bai Zhantang asked, "When?" Xing Zhutou said: "Now! "There was an uproar, and the guests flocked out.

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly intercepted: "Hey...... You haven't settled the bill yet, settle the account first, feed ......" Xing Zhutou said: "Don't feed, you can go together!" Tong Xiangyu swallowed his saliva and said: "I'm not going, shark fin hot pot, I eat too much gout!" Changed to a fluent Mandarin: "Generally speaking, food contains high purines, which can lead to gout, and the survey has proven: shabu hot pot is 10 times higher than a meal intake of purines, or even dozens of times, gout attacks, joint redness and swelling, accompanied by severe pain, making patients unbearable ......"

Xing Zhutou said: "If it hurts, it hurts, what do people want to live?" Isn't it just trying to be painful and happy? It hurts, I forget it, haha" went out with a smile.

Tong Xiangyu sat sulking. "Backgammon, not Go, what's the big deal? If you have the ability to play Go to win people, it's really ......" At this time, Xiaobei's hands were full of mud, and the cat slipped into the backyard. Tong Xiangyu shouted, "Stop...... What's in your hand? Mo Xiaobei hid his hand back: "No...... Nothing, huh? ”

Tong Xiangyu: "Hand it over...... Where did you get the clay figurines? "I pinched it myself, this is Yue Fei, that's Zhang Fei, that's Faye Wong......" "Which Faye Wong" looked at Xiaobei and wanted to slip away, "Stop", handed over the mirror and said: "Take a picture yourself, is it beautiful?" ”

Mo Xiaobei hurriedly behaved: "Sister-in-law, are you tired?" I'll hammer your legs......" The hand was grabbed by Tong Xiangyu: "Sister-in-law, I was wrong!" "So you know what to do?" Mo Xiaobei said frustratedly: "Hmm! ”

Hou Zhenming walked in with a smile: "What's the matter, shopkeeper." Tong Xiangyu looked at Hou Zhenming and said, "Why did you come in, you didn't go to eat shark fin hot pot." "Haha, I still prefer big-mouthed dishes." Hou Zhenming smiled and said: "Besides, people have a happy event outside the family, and they invite guests to dinner, do you have such a stinky and beautiful face?" "Alright, alright, eat yours."

In the evening, Hou Zhenming rubbed rice, everyone had dinner, and Xiaobei was punished for copying homework on the side, peeking from time to time. Guo Furong said: "Shopkeeper, if you don't let her cushion first, otherwise your stomach will be hungry!" Tong Xiangyu said: "Okay, you help her copy the book, I will let her eat, three hundred times of the Analects, copy it." Guo Furong said: "If the child is not punished, it will not work, otherwise he will not have a long memory, and he will eat and eat." Xing Zhutou grossed his teeth and entered the door: "Eating?" Oops, I admire you guys! Bai Zhantang said: "What do you admire?" "This kind of dish, tsk, can you eat it?"

Li Dazui was angry: "What's wrong with this dish?" If you don't like to eat, don't eat, don't eat if you have the ability! Xing Zhutou smiled: "Big mouth, I have no problem with your cooking skills, it's this raw material, tsk, do you know what shark fin tastes like?" Lu Xiucai said: "I heard that it's almost the same as a fan!" "Xing Zhutou said: Then you can continue to eat vermicelli, I will continue to be painful and happy!"

The more Tong Xiangyu thought about it, the more angry he became, and threw the chopsticks: "Don't eat it!" Mo Xiaobei walked over: "Sister-in-law......" Tong Xiangyu: "I just don't eat it, I don't eat anything!" ”

Mo Xiaobei: I'll eat ...... I've copied them all! Tong Xiangyu said: "Copy it three hundred times again!" Guo Furong slapped the table: "I'll help her copy it!" Tong Xiangyu looked at Guo Furong: "Xiao Guo? Guo Furong pouted and said: "I don't know what crazy I smoked, isn't it shark fin, and it's not a good thing, as for the red eyes like this?" ”

Tong Xiangyu said: "My eyes are red? My eyes are red? Then he was forced to look at by everyone, "Yes, I do have red eyes, but my eyes are red is Qiu Xiaodong, who has such great achievements at such a young age, you can look at our Xiaobei again!" ”

Bai Zhantang said: "What's wrong with Xiaobei?" We don't like to learn, we have to learn, don't talk about backgammon, let's even Go...... Who's going to get down? Lu Xiucai said: "I will, although I don't play well, it's always no problem to enter the door!" Tong Xiangyu said: "Then please leave it to you!" After that, he took out Go from the counter. Bai Zhantang was surprised: "When did you buy it?" ”

Tong Xiangyu: "Hehe...... It's okay if the start is slow, let's catch up, let's go! Mo Xiaobei said: "Where are you going?" "Learn chess from Xiucai!" "But I haven't eaten dinner yet!"

Tong Xiangyu handed over the steamed buns: "Eat while learning, this is called the stupid bird to fly first, fly well!" Xiaobei pouted, and was led away by Xiucai, and everyone shook their heads and scattered.

"Xiaobei, you must fight for your sister-in-law!" Alas, pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Hou Zhenming finished eating the last bite of steamed buns. Shaking his head and going home.