The news of Vardy and four other international players and a beautiful girl quickly detonated public opinion, and once again attracted the attention that should have been focused on the World Cup. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The fans are about to explode!

England, are you here for the World Cup?

What the hell are you here for?

Especially Vardy, Robin Hood doesn't have a pen for you!

set fire first, and now it's a beautiful girl, is it going to start killing people next?

In the future, don't say that you are a professional player, and no one will object to saying that you are a fugitive!

What's even more terrifying is that four big men who pick their feet chase a beautiful girl, is there anything more yellow and violent than this?

When you think about it, you think... It's exciting!

There are already countless lewd men crying and begging for seeds......

However, the matter was quickly clarified, and it turned out that the four England internationals were trying to catch thieves!

After all, no one reported that Vardy had misdeeds, and there was no case of a beautiful girl missing, but it was suspicious that an unknown girl appeared on the hotel floor that was chartered by the England national team.

Although Vardy was exposed to their criminal suspicions, wasn't it even more exciting?

Think about it, how can a beautiful girl be chased by four professional players, how can she escape?

So how did the beautiful thief convince them to let go of the thief without hearing that Vardy was a good citizen?

There must be an unknown PY deal in this!

Either the beautiful thief took the initiative to dedicate herself, or she was forced to dedicate herself under their persecution, anyway, this must be a story that can be made into a small movie!

Regardless, just before the World Cup began, the England national team managed to attract everyone's attention, and even attracted more attention than other teams combined.

However, after the official opening of the World Cup, all the lace news is actually not very eye-catching, and everyone's attention is focused on the carnival feast once every four years.

In the opening match, the Germans defeated Costa Rica, and the England players watched the game en masse.

It's not about how meaningful and beautiful the opening game is, but the reason why we are focusing on this game is because the teams from Group A and Group B will face each other in the round of 16, and it is not necessarily who will be the first opponent in the knockout round of England!

Of course, only if England can qualify......

The next day, England was ready to officially play.

England's opponents, Paraguay, ranked 33rd in the world, are a South American powerhouse, but Santa Cruz is the only one in the team who can get Vardy to name him.

Pre-match public opinion was generally optimistic that England could easily win the game and get off to a good start, but only if Jamie Vardy was available.

If Eriksen still presses Vardy to prevent him from playing, then England may still be the pseudo-powerhouse team that even Hungary and Jamaica can't win.

When the England national team announced the starting list for this game, England fans began to curse their mothers again.

Eriksen decided to fight to the end by not starting Vardy, and Owen partnered Crouch to become England's forward partner.

Vardy was already utterly desperate for Eriksen and sitting on the bench is no surprise.

However, he really didn't worry too much about England losing, and if he remembered correctly, although England did not perform well in the first game, they still won all three points with an own goal from their opponents, and made a happy start.

Vardy did not start, and the opponent Paraguay said that he was very happy, their South American Latin style of play was very afraid of Vardy's counterattack, and now that Vardy can't play, what else do they have to be afraid of!

Thus, Paraguay began to erupt.

In the opening ten minutes, England was completely suppressed, and the fast and smooth passing control actually made England very uncomfortable, and the midfield defense was useless.

However, England's backline is still very good, and Terry's partner Rio Ferdinand completely intercepted all the incoming balls from the front, without giving Paraguay too many opportunities to threaten the goal.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that his little wings actually brought about a tornado that was almost reversed.

In the previous life, England won the victory with Paraguay's own goal, but in this game, not long after the start, Santa Cruz hit Terry's leg with a shot and refracted the goal, and Paraguay actually took the lead with England's own goal.

How powerful are your little wings?

Jamie Vardy, who sat on the bench, was dumbfounded, similar to the expressions of those England fans.

The pre-match favourites were the favourite, but they were led by a goal shortly after the first game began, and this huge gap made all England fans unbearable.

However, England's strength is still strong in the end, and after conceding the goal, they quickly cheered up and launched wave after wave of onslaught towards Paraguay.

But here comes a new problem, England is unstoppable!

Positional battles Owen had little effect, Crouch was made crazy by the opposing defenders, and England did not even have a single finisher in front of the Paraguayan goal.

It's embarrassing.

England's midfield is like a pie factory, baking fresh pies at tens of thousands of pieces per minute and delivering them to the mouths of two strikers, and the end result is that the two strikers spit out the pie at a rate of hundreds of thousands of pieces per minute......

Don't eat!

Don't eat!

I won't eat it!

It's like a picky eater, vomiting so justifiably, vomiting so helpless!

You are so willful, do your family know that?

If you don't eat the pie, forget it, the two strikers still avoid the pie and dislike it......

The narrator's words summed it up perfectly: Owen was mostly gone, and Crouch occasionally flashed.

In the end, even the England midfielders had lost hope for the two strikers, and it was Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard who took turns to threaten the Paraguayan goal.

In this way, it is inevitable that the defence will not be taken care of, and when England attacked, Paraguay's two counter-attacks were quite threatening, and they almost broke the door of the Three Lions.

At the end of the first half, the score was still 1-0, with Paraguay leading England.

At half-time, there was a solemn atmosphere in the England dressing room, and there was a great tendency for wind and rain to come.

Eriksen pulled out his tactics board and rambled down his second-half tactics, but the players didn't pay much attention to him.

Is England lacking the right tactics right now?

Apparently not!

There is a clear gap between Paraguay's strength and England, and the midfield has almost reached the level of crushing, and still needs a hairy tactic?

Even fools know that as long as England have a striker in front of them who can turn the advantage into a goal, cleaning up Paraguay will be as easy as having afternoon tea.

But Erikson just couldn't see it, or deliberately pretended not to see it.

Anyway, I won't change people, what can you do with me?

Vardy couldn't stand the eerie atmosphere, glared at Eriksen fiercely, and slammed the door.

Back on the pitch, Vardy walked straight to the bench and wanted to sit down and rest, but what he didn't expect was that there was a sudden wave of cheers from England fans in the stands, and the cheers were accompanied by happy joy.

Looking up at the stands, Vardy waved at the fans, who already knew why they were reacting.

I think they saw themselves walking out of the locker room first, and they thought they were going to warm up, they thought they were going to come off the bench in the second half!

In order not to disappoint the fans' hopeful gaze, Vardy shook his head and smiled, and instead of walking to the bench, he began to warm up on the sidelines.

This time, England fans are even more excited, as if they are more excited than England's goal.

"Look, I'll just say Vardy will play!"

"Well, we've won, Paraguay can't be arrogant!"

'Will Jamie Vardy score a hat-trick? I'm looking forward to it! ”

......

However, the excited reaction of the English fans caused the Paraguayan fans to be unhappy, and they immediately booed, all for Vardy.

You're a tease striker, you think you can save the world!

Dream!

Fans from both sides fought at half-time, but when everyone saw England's players in the second half, England fans were dumbfounded and Paraguayan fans laughed.

England didn't make any substitutions at all, right!

Jamie Vardy was still sitting on the sidelines, and Eriksen didn't even have the slightest intention of putting him on the pitch.

England continued to dominate, with Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard each hitting the Paraguayan woodwork with a shot that looked like a curse to not be able to score.

And at this moment, the fans suddenly cheered, so abrupt, so surprising.

At this time, the broadcast cut to England's bench, and it turned out that Eriksen went to warm up Vardy through the assistant coach!

Eriksen can't stand the pressure and is going to send in Vardy?

No wonder England fans are so excited, this is the rhythm of the savior!

Vardy was also surprised, he didn't expect that both of them had already torn their faces, and he could still send himself out, and it seems that Eriksen at least knows what the big picture is.

Then it seems that the back hand prepared by yourself is not needed!

While warming up on the sidelines, he observed the situation on the field, and prepared to kill all sides after the game.

But when he warmed up two minutes later and returned to the bench, Eriksen didn't react at all, and he didn't mean to play at all.

Perhaps Eriksen thinks it's not a good time to make a substitution, after all, the situation on the pitch is changing rapidly, and as a coach, he is completely better at controlling the situation than himself.

Although he was not angry, Vardy still sat back on the bench and watched the game quietly.

When Jamie Vardy was back on the bench, England fans were overjoyed.

Two minutes later, Eriksen again told Vardy to warm up with his assistant coach, and Vardy didn't waste time, moved quickly before returning to the bench and waiting to play.

But this time, Eriksen still didn't say anything, as if he had completely forgotten about it, watching the game intently, ignoring Vardy at all.

Aren't you willing to warm up, I'll let you warm up this time.

No matter how sluggish Vardy is, he knows that Eriksen is completely playing with himself, using his natural status as a manager to play with himself!

Bursting into rage, Vardy's face turned pale, and he was eager to rush over and grab Eriksen by the collar and lift him up, then slammed him against the wall, giving him a concussion and a comminuted fracture all over his body.

There's no such thing as a playmaker!

Where's your ritual?

Your bottom line is for the dog to eat?

Yes!

Since you are really unkind, then don't blame me for being really unjust!

Please don't reason with me in the future, because there is really no reason with you!

Vardy was furious, took out a card that had been prepared for a long time from the system, and pointed it at Eriksen.

The cannon of the world, the first level of preparation!

Just as Vardy was about to break the net, the assistant coach suddenly stepped up and stood between the two.

The assistant coach finally remembered his secret mission to lead the team on the road to victory when Eriksen was in vain with the team's interests......

"It's time for Jamie to play!" The assistant coach went directly to the fourth official of the referee team and submitted a substitution request.

Erickson jumped to his feet at once, you are going to rebel!

I'm the head coach of the team, if I don't change people, I won't change people, and no one will come!

Eriksen immediately rushed to the fourth official, pushed his assistant coach away, and was about to cancel the substitution.

The fourth official was also a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect that the England coaching staff would actually have infighting.

Looking at the two arguing people, the fourth official had no idea who he should listen to.

Vardy pouted and sighed, this assistant coach is a little out of the table!

The FA has authorized him to set up Eriksen, and he still wants to reason with Eriksen, it's not a girl who is innocent, it's you!

When the assistant coach here was scolded by Eriksen and couldn't refute it, Vardy walked over and patted the assistant coach on the shoulder.

Go and rest, there's nothing to do here!

Throwing the assistant coach a reassuring look, Vardy then turned to look at Eriksen with an endless chill in his eyes.

There is no bridge of communication between the two, and there is no need to communicate, and if they don't directly face each other, they can already be regarded as gentlemen.

At this moment, Vardy suddenly showed a strange smile, which made Eriksen suddenly stagnate, and a bad premonition suddenly welled up in his heart.

You brought it all on yourself, don't blame me!

Vardy whispered as he threw the prepared card in Eriksen's face!

Ecstasy cards

Vardy has ever seen the most terrifying mass killer the system has ever produced.

From the time he obtained the Ecstasy card to the present, Vardy did not dare to use it lightly, for fear of terrible repercussions and consequences.

And today, the Ecstasy card finally has a place to use.

Ecstasy cards, as the name suggests, have the only effect of being ecstasy.

Allows the target to obey the host's command for a short period of time, and do whatever the host tells him to do.

Terrible!

It sounds like a product of a fantasy world, even more incredible than a hypnosis card.

Go ahead!

Streaking!

Wet kiss referee!

You can do it!

Vardy was merciless in giving orders to Eriksen, who had been hit by the Ecstasy card.

I've seen fans running naked, I've seen players running naked, but I've never seen a head coach running naked, let alone a French wet kiss with the referee.

A personable, sanctimonious old man would do such a crazy and shameless thing, and Erikson would never have to think about appearing in public again.

Vardy is going to ruin Eriksen's coaching career in such a humiliating way, and it's all your own fault.

As for whether you will be put on the control list by the psychiatric control agency in the future, it depends on your luck.

Anyway, normal people don't know how to run naked and kiss the referee.

Vardy is going to let him be ruined and pay for what he has done!

In fact, Vardy didn't have more ruthless moves, such as letting Eriksen go to the palace in public, but Eriksen didn't sin to death after all, and he didn't need physical punishment, so all Vardy reluctantly let him go!

The system is about to cry at this time, do you call this letting him go?

In fact, it was only a matter of a moment, and everyone just saw Vardy walk up to Eriksen without even speaking.

But at this time, something stunned happened.

Eriksen gave up the dispute with the assistant referee, and in the eyes of everyone, he untied his clothes in two strokes, and instantly stripped himself of a fine and turned into a bare-haired pig, showing off his carcass in front of the world.

Run, boy!