Chapter 333: Guess What I've Got on My Computer
Before the next morning, news of the fire at the hotel in England had spread around the world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Everyone knows that Vardy is in trouble again.
As a trend-setting hipster in the comic industry, Vardy has made great contributions to the top ten embarrassments in the green field, bringing surprises and joy to fans every time.
However, Vardy never stopped moving forward and expanded the teasing field beyond the pitch.
It's like playing a scavenger, playing a wax figure in a wax museum to scare people, and playing a hobo in a square......
And this time, Vardy is really teasing with his life.
In the past, it was poisoned if you didn't agree with it, but this time it's set on fire if you don't agree with it!
The hotel will entertain you with delicious food and drink, and you will repay the hotel like this!
I just want to ask, are you not afraid of urinating on the kang at night?
"I haven't seen Vardy for a while after the Champions League, I don't sleep and eat, and I can finally get a good night's sleep tonight when I see Vardy set fire!"
"How do I suspect that Vardy deliberately set the fire, he must have wanted to go to Eriksen's room and set it on fire, but he just got the wrong room!"
"You're all mistaken, Vardy is really doing scientific experiments, this is a scientist who has been delayed by football!"
......
Although it was reported that the real cause of the fire was that Vardy forgot to extinguish the candle, everyone chose to ignore it, and everyone preferred to believe that the goods were intentional.
If nothing else, look at the disheveled members of the wives group, everyone present feasted their eyes, who would dare to say that Vardy did not have this purpose?
Perhaps in the past, Vardy's reputation for teasing was limited to world football, but now, because the World Cup is everyone's attention, whether you like football or not, Vardy's teasing reputation is completely fermented.
It turns out that teasing Vardy is like this!
Everyone was amazed!
Only England fans calmly said that this is pediatrics, no need to make a fuss!
There was not much trouble in the aftermath, and even if Vardy paid 20,000 euros to the hotel, the police would not trouble Vardy, after all, he did not mean to set the fire.
It's just that now Vardy has done this, giving Eriksen another excuse.
When the reporter interviewed, Eriksen looked very indifferent.
"I can even do the arson, do you think I can let him play with confidence!"
This is equivalent to directly sentencing Vardy to death!
Everyone knows that the fire was just an accident, but when it came to Eriksen's mouth, it was already crooked that Vardy deliberately made it, so there was nothing dirty in it?
But Vardy doesn't care anymore, Eriksen wants to die, let him go!
Anyway, at the critical moment, he also has the means to counter Eriksen, but Vardy doesn't want to take it out easily.
Switching to the Château de Buller Heights, England continued to train as usual and concentrate on preparing for the first game against Paraguay.
On the training pitch, Eriksen didn't show Jamie Vardy at all, not even to the rest of the players.
Vardy thought disdainfully, this must have reached menopause.
Or is it to hate himself for ruining his good deeds?
What's good about him?
Vardy speculated maliciously that Erickson must be a tender model in the original hotel, and now when he moves to the new hotel, he can only work with his girlfriend Nancy to pay public food every day, and there is no way to steal fishy......
It is worth mentioning that Nancy is also a member of the wife group, but her seniority is a bit high......
Eriksen doesn't look like a coach, in fact, it doesn't matter, most of the English players don't like him anymore, just train on their own as usual.
What remains of Eriksen now is to arrange the starting line-up and main tactics, if he really cares about the interests of the team, then Beckham and other bigwigs are definitely not afraid to teach him how to behave.
At the end of the session, the players can move in twos and threes.
Vardy turned down Rooney's invitation to box, and he didn't want to be beaten, so he chose to go swimming with Ferdinand to relax.
And when the two of them walked back to the hotel room floor, they found a beautiful woman running towards them in a panic, and behind the beauty, Rooney, a little fat man, was chasing all the way.
I see, in broad daylight, there is such a beastly act.
Let go of that beauty and let me come!
Vardy and Ferdinand subconsciously let the beauty run by, while looking back to admire the beautiful woman's graceful back.
"Boom, help me stop him!" When Rooney saw that the two of them had let go of the beauty, he couldn't help but yell at the two of them angrily as he ran.
Vardy and Ferdinand smiled and stopped Rooney directly, no matter how Rooney broke free, he couldn't break free.
"Eh, you're a bit too much, how can you be strong on beautiful women, you're not afraid that Colleen will eat you!" Vardy teased with a smile.
Ferdinand also echoed beside him, but his expression was more confused, as if he was completely attracted by the beauty.
"Who told you it was a woman?" Rooney looked at the two of them, and he was even more angry.
Not a woman?
Jamie Vardy and Ferdinand were stunned!
What's the situation?
"Don't care what the situation is, follow me first! He's a thief disguised as a woman! With that, Rooney broke free and led the way out.
Although Vardy and Ferdinand were still confused, they were afraid that Rooney would have an accident, so they still chased after them.
Men dressed as women? And it's so good-looking! Could it be that this is the legendary women's clothing boss?
Whether it's a thief or not, it's worth Vardy to catch up and pay homage!
"What did she steal from you?" Ferdinand asked strangely, is stealing something worth it for Rooney to chase all the way?
Hearing Ferdinand's question, Rooney suddenly stopped, and suddenly said to himself as if he had realized his senses: "Yes, she didn't steal from me, I want to chase for Mao?" ”
One sentence made Vardy and Ferdinand confused, and your nerves are too thick.
"He stole Jamie's laptop just now, and that's what he has in his hand!" Rooney pointed at Vardy, schadenfreude on his face.
Bang me!
The plot reversal almost left Vardy with his back on his shoulders.
Actually stole my notebook?
I can't bear it, this is my favorite notebook, it was given to me by Kisti, how can I lose it?
Besides, he's never seen a big guy in women's clothing, and even if he doesn't have a notebook, he wants to catch up and have a look.
It is also the beginning of a new round of hunting.
The picture of three England stars chasing a beautiful woman shocked everyone, are they going to do something?
English football itself is a place of frequent scandals, and several sex scandals have been uncovered in the last year.
But what people didn't expect was that even the top stars of the England national team couldn't avoid it?
Three England internationals are strong against a beautiful girl, so appalling, but they really appear in front of them, and tomorrow's headlines are gone!
After chasing for a long time, Vardy finally believed that he must be a women's clothing boss, because he ran so fast that he couldn't catch up with Vardy's speed, although Vardy was wearing slippers......
chased after him, and happened to meet Crouch in front, and the tall guy instinctively wanted to dodge.
However, Vardy's words got Crouch to join the hunt.
"I lost my laptop, guess what's in it?"
Crouch broke out in a cold sweat, if the contents of the notebook were leaked, the consequences would be unimaginable!
At the same time, he cursed Vardy in his heart, this damn bastard.
Vardy smiled, you think it's bad, right?
I just deliberately seduce you, it's interesting!
Guess what's inside?
Do you think I'm going to tell you that there is nothing in it that you imagined?
Vardy doesn't have that kind of bad habits, and he doesn't want to be called a teacher, others don't know, doesn't he know the lessons of Teacher Chen?
It took a lot of effort to finally catch up with the women's clothing boss.
The four of them surrounded the women's clothing boss who was squatting on the ground, and they were amazed, it turned out that the women's clothing boss was like this!
Speaking of which, some boys look better in women's clothes than real women, and Vardy didn't believe it at first, but now he finally believes it.
Ferdinand's shining eyes are already very revealing, as if he wants to be eaten alive by him, you know, Ferdinand didn't look like this when he played as a young model before.
"Be careful not to get bent!"
Vardy slapped Ferdinand on the shoulder and sighed.
got the laptop back, and they didn't want to get into trouble, so they were directly released by the women's clothing boss, after all, the women's clothing boss satisfied their curiosity, and for this sake, there was no need to send him to the police station.
Rio Ferdinand's stunned face made Vardy chill for a while, this thing won't really fall in love at first sight, right?
Crouch stared at Vardy's laptop as if it were something important.
Vardy doesn't care so much, he's going back to his room with his notebook, so you can think about it slowly!
"Well, Jamie, what's in your laptop?" After a long time of brewing, Crouch grabbed Vardy and asked in a low voice.
Vardy turned his head and smiled so much that Crouch hated it.
"The notebook was given to me by Kisty yesterday, and she was afraid that I would be bored at night, so she bought it for me to use online! I just used it, and I didn't have any software installed! ”
Vardy's answer made Crouch feel bad all at once.
You're playing with me!
I thought it had Clancy's fruit picture in it!
Rinima!
You're not a good thing!
Crouch gritted his teeth and turned around and left, terrified that he would be forced to punch Vardy if he stayed any longer.
But before he could get far away, Vardy's faint voice came from behind him.
"I still like to use my original notebook, there are a lot of good things in it, I'll share it with you if I have a chance, Leo!"
Crouch stumbled and almost fell there!
Big brother, don't play with me, okay!
What the hell do you have?