The song "Worried" is like a human tragedy, which makes the referee encounter force majeure factors, and the lower body is gloriously lost!

Speaking of age, most men have prostate problems, and the referee is no exception.

It is usually very difficult to boo, and when people reach middle age, they rarely experience the feeling of pleasure anymore.

And the problem that he has always hated has become a lifesaver today, which makes him feel extremely lucky.

Even though it was lost, the dripping speed was very slow, giving the referee a chance to brake halfway.

In the end, he is an experienced referee with excellent psychological quality, and he controls himself to cut off the flow

I believe that anyone who has experienced this feeling knows how painful and uncomfortable it is

Vardy, tease, you wait for me!

The referee felt that his little pants were slightly wet, extremely annoyed and shy, but fortunately there was no uproar, and others couldn't see it, otherwise he would have to say goodbye to the green field in the future!

However, Vardy next to him felt very surprised, obviously the song "Nervous" just now had made the referee climax, how could he still control himself in the climax?

I couldn't help but look at the referee's lower body, this thing didn't pee?

I can't help but be in awe of the referee, and the men who can control their lower bodies are all good men

But you think that's the end of it?

Please listen to the next song - this is how cool it feels!

What the?

Not yet?

Then it can only be "The Most Dazzling National Style"!

Under the offensive of song after song, the referee's face was red, but he still held his position, and the tragedy in his eyes made the whole world moved.

But at this time, the fans who watched the game were puzzled, why did the referee start to attract attention with strange movements and emojis when the game was playing on the field?

Vardy is also a little anxious, his lips are about to blow bald, you still can't pee?

You're a pure man!

The fourth official on the sidelines raised the stoppage time sign as England's three goals would see four minutes of stoppage time in the first half.

But at this time, the referee suddenly blew the whistle and ended the first half of the game.

The fourth official hadn't put down the sign yet, he was stunned when he stood on the sidelines, and quickly put down the sign to take a look, he thought he had made the stoppage time 0 minutes!

In everyone's bewildered eyes, the referee rushed to the players' tunnel and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Vardy looked at the smoke and dust all the way, and couldn't help but sigh, it turns out that this referee is an underrated sprinter, this speed, it is estimated that many professional players are envious.

If you didn't know why the referee ended the game in a hurry, you can see the referee's running style, and you probably understand why!

It's not unheard of the referee holding his urine to enforce the law during the game, but on the big stage of the World Cup, which is attracting global attention, I really haven't seen it.

Sure enough, there was a game to tease Vardy, and anything could happen!

How strange!

It's obviously the referee's problem, so why should it be counted on Vardy?

However, the players of Trinidad and Tobago were very grateful to the referee for the wise decision, and they did not want to continue to suffer on the pitch after falling behind by a large score.

But at this time, Vardy is not idle, he also wants to go to the toilet!

After blowing the whistle for a long time, do you think that the referee alone will be affected, but Vardy himself will not be affected?

In the bathroom, Jamie Vardy and the referee stared wide-eyed.

The referee looked at Vardy's eyes full of grievances, resentful and resentful, which really made Vardy unbearable.

looked at the referee comfortingly, don't I hold it back, don't complain!

But with a casual glance, Vardy couldn't help but show a look of disdain - you're too small!

The referee followed the referee's gaze and collapsed instantly, feeling that he had received 10,000 critical damage in his heart.

It's more hateful than Vardy's whistle almost making him incontinent, it's a matter of human dignity!

Vardy felt that he should not provoke the fragile heart of the referee, and if he really caused trouble for himself in the second half, he would be quite upset!

A stunning and bizarre first half made everyone who was not optimistic about England's future collectively lose their voices.

However, at the beginning of the second half, Trinidad and Tobago began to retreat in full, knowing that they were not England's opponents, and the only thing they could pursue now was to concede as few goals as possible, knowing that 3:0 and 7:1 were both losses, but they were completely different concepts

And England also began to control the tempo at the request of the interim manager, after all, the game has been won, there is no need to continue to waste physical energy, if you insist on killing everything, God knows if the opponent will break the jar and fall, and it will not be beautiful if someone is injured.

However, in the final moments of the game, England still scored with a header from John Terry's corner kick to make the score 4-0.

At the end of the game, the England players hugged each other and celebrated the victory, which was a real boost for England, which had been in turmoil, to find a way forward and get back on track, with everything going in the best direction.

Vardy smiled as he walked over to the referee and held out his hand in the referee's somewhat terrified eyes.

Blowing the whistle at the referee during the game is nothing more than a joke, after all, he and the referee do not have a deep hatred, and they are not even a grudge!

Now that the game is over, shake hands and show politeness!

But the referee's thinking is not so simple.

He was adamant that Vardy might be going to do it to himself again!

Thinking about how I was almost incontinent by Vardy's whistle in a game, I felt the urge to be so embarrassed when I was so embarrassed on the pitch!

And now that the game is over, Vardy still doesn't let himself go?

On the surface, it looks like he wants to shake hands, but behind the scenes, who knows what he wants to do!

Hold your hand and then a swift over-the-shoulder fall?

Or is he smeared with poison on his hands and wants to kill himself?

It won't be a good thing anyway!

Looking at the referee's frightened and cautious eyes, Vardy knew that the referee might have misunderstood him!

Don't worry, I'm not a good person!

Bah!

I'm not a robber, I won't do anything to you, after all, you're not a princess!

I stretched out my hand, and if you don't shake my hand, I'm embarrassed!

In desperation, Vardy sighed, stretched out his other hand and pulled the referee's hand, shook it with his own, and then shook it vigorously, giving the referee a satisfied smile before letting go and turning away.

The TV broadcast captured the scene, and the fans almost burst into laughter!

The referee doesn't shake hands with you, so you forcibly pull the referee's hand over to shake hands, you are a bandit logic!

"The referee was resistant in his heart, but Vardy was too proactive, there was no way around it!"

"Vardy said that if you don't shake my hand, I will continue to blow the whistle, and the referee will coax it, otherwise he can completely resist!"

"I sympathize with the referees, and advise all the referees who enforce Vardy's game to buy accident insurance, otherwise there will be no compensation for death!"

The referee stood there with a bewildered expression of disbelief.

Vardy didn't even treat himself as a matter of what!

It turns out that it is useful to pray for God to bless!

I'm starting to believe in God again!

But it seems that Vardy is not so scary.

He is like a naughty child, dying all the time to attract everyone's attention, this is a typical bear child psychology!

He smiled self-deprecatingly, and the more he thought about it, the more funny he felt, he was making too much of a fuss!

"Hey, Mr. Vardy!"

The referee called out to Vardy from behind.

Vardy turned his head unexpectedly and found that the referee was looking at him with a smile on his face, completely different from the dead father he had just looked.

Didn't come to the shock.

No way?

Could it be that he forcibly shook hands and bent the referee just now?

Otherwise, why would he look at himself with a smile?

It's scary, I'm going home!

"I've always wanted to tell you that your whistle isn't really good!" The referee didn't care about Vardy's expression, but instead joked with Vardy.

Vardy breathes a sigh of relief, as long as you're normal!

But you're starting to be tsundere at this time, have you forgotten how you almost lost your incontinence in the first half?

Besides, I haven't been on "Little Apple" and "Gangnam Style" yet, what are you proud of!

Of course, jokes aside, Vardy still appreciates the referee.

This is probably the first referee to understand his teasing on the pitch, and Vardy feels like he can be his friend!

So Vardy turned back and hugged the referee as if the two were sympathetic to each other.

It's just that while hugging the referee, Vardy whistled in his ear again -

A big victory brought England in the shadows back into everyone's sight.

Who says England can't?

At least so far, there has not been a four-goal victory in this World Cup, and England has started a bloodbath.

And everyone can see that England, who led by three goals in the opening 15 minutes, did not play seriously, Vardy was busy teasing the referee, and in the second half, he even paddled collectively to retain his strength.

A big victory made England's odds to win the championship change drastically, and no one expected that the Three Lions, which had lost their manager, would burst out with rare combat effectiveness.

Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney are eight avenues away from Owen and Crouch, and when the two dominate England's attack, either opponent could collapse.

Jamie Vardy's superstar did not disappoint, scoring two goals and being England's biggest contributor.

So can Vardy win the World Cup Golden Boot and complete the Golden Boot triple crown after the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot?

Before the start of the World Cup, Jamie Vardy's odds to win the Golden Boot were actually not very high, only in fourth place, ahead of him, there were German striker Klose, French striker Thierry Henry and alien Ronaldo.

Even if Vardy is very capable of scoring goals, it is generally believed that Vardy is too young and does not have much experience in major competitions, and it is difficult to win the Golden Boot.

And after the start of the World Cup, scoring two goals in two games really doesn't seem to be a big deal.

In the first round of the group stage, five players scored two goals, which is really amazing.

Klose scored two goals in the opening game and continued his excellent performance in the national team;

Wanchope, Bravo, Villa, Maxi Rodriguez, all scored two goals to put themselves on the scorer charts.

Everyone is two goals in one game, is Vardy proud of two goals in two games?

However, Vardy is not in a hurry, because he knows very well that the overall number of goals scored by the goalscorers in this World Cup is not high, and Klose has only scored five goals in the Golden Boot, and the rest have not even scored four goals, and there are three goals in the back.

No hurry, no hurry!

The best is yet to come!