With England leading Trinidad and Tobago by a large score, and on the pinnacle stage of the World Cup, if you give up the opportunity to tease, you will definitely be ashamed of the training of the tease system for so long.

In fact, Vardy sometimes thinks he may be wrong for the tease system.

I always issued pit tasks to myself before, and there were all kinds of strange punishments if I didn't complete them, and even the terrible punishment of Tintin shortening it was almost a reality.

However, after he took out the active mission system, he found that it was difficult to increase his strength, so that he was now struggling.

It seems that I am a little narrow-minded, and now that I think about it, maybe the task is cheating on my father, but the purpose of the system is actually very clear.

From the very beginning, the system has said that its mission is not to train the best stars on the planet, but to train the funniest tease on the planet.

This means that the system doesn't care if you win or not, it only cares about making you a tease, that's all.

For Vardy, if he wants to become a superstar, he has to improve his strength through the system.

And how does the system improve your strength?

Naturally, it depends on how funny you are!

In the final analysis, it is still necessary to rely on teasing to achieve the improvement of strength!

There is nothing wrong with the system!

How can there be a free lunch in the world, if you want to improve your strength without paying the price, then you are really naïve.

Although the control of the system is a little stronger now, it is impossible to improve by leaps and bounds as before, unless the system is updated with something good!

Anyway, will the system be updated again at the end of the season?

It's always like this, and it's not new!

Even if you get the virus again, it's fine!

It doesn't matter if you have foot-and-mouth disease or hand-foot-and-mouth!

But now on the field, Vardy doesn't have time to think about it, and he will wait to calm down and think about it later.

So, tease, please start your show!

Who should you choose for the teasing target?

Own teammates?

Looking at his team-mates who were on the verge of attacking their opponents, Vardy felt it would be a bit too much for him to target them.

Everyone is fighting very seriously, just paddling on the side, and then dragging others back, how inappropriate to think.

And some teammates don't have a bad relationship with themselves, and if they provoke others again, they will start chasing you on the court, is this really good?

and Rooney, Ferdinand and others are good friends who can be teased casually, but when they were in the club, they had already taken people away and didn't know where they had gone astray, and when they went to the national team, they would harm others again, and Vardy himself felt that he couldn't go.

So put the tease on the opposing player?

Looking at the opponents who have lost their souls because of the big score behind, they are now desperate not to concede more goals.

People are already having a hard time, do you really want to continue to do it?

Well, it looks like there is only one target left!

Turning his head to look at the referee on duty in the middle of the pitch, Vardy smiled maliciously, and the light in his eyes was profound......

The referee was following England's attack towards the Trinidad and Tobago penalty area, when he suddenly shivered, and under Vardy's amusing aura, the referee had a bad premonition for no reason.

When was the last time you had such a bad premonition?

It seems that when I was a child, I peeked at the young lady next door taking a bath, and then I was unfortunately found out and almost *** interrupted......

But I'm in the law enforcement game now, it's amazing that I can't dodge and be smothered by the ball, what else can it be a big deal!

But just as he was thinking about it, he turned his head and saw Vardy who was aiming at him not far away, and the referee struck a fierce spirit and paused.

I'll go, I've forgotten about this thing!

Even if he hadn't officiated a game with Vardy before, this funny name is like thunder!

Since Vardy's debut, there has been his game, and it has never stopped......

Not to mention how the players are and how the fans are during the game, just the referee, I don't know how many people have an inexplicable accident!

Those who fell out of Xiang inexplicably, were directly smothered in the hospital by a serial cannon, and what is even more incredible is that there are people who fall asleep during law enforcement competitions......

Something incredible has come out!

Although this may not have anything to do with Vardy, it seems to have appeared with Vardy in the dark.

When it came to the World Cup, it didn't stop, even a famous coach like Eriksen began to run naked, what else could not happen!

And these strange and embarrassing things all appeared in the presence of Vardy, even from the analysis of materialist thoughts, these are not directly related to him, but from the perspective of superstition, this is all brought by Vardy!

It seems that there have been no accidents in this game, which is very abnormal, is the next accident to befall you?

The referee is about to cry, I'm just here to play soy sauce, I don't want the protagonist treatment!

Death is not terrible, the moment of the accident, you don't know anything, and you go peacefully!

And the terrible thing is that you know that death is coming, but you can't do anything but wait quietly for death to come!

The current referee is in such a state that he feels that something is going to happen, but there is no way to stop it, because he has no idea what will happen!

Can he still directly punish Vardy, the source of pollution?

Maybe it won't happen, but then he's going to have a big deal!

If other players play well on the field, you will punish them, and the dictator is not as domineering as you!

Now the referee only wants to be delusional, and it's better not to have anything happen!

But at this moment, Vardy walked straight to the referee's side, looked the referee up and down in the referee's creepy surprised eyes, and then showed a smile that made the referee think of those horror movies that scared him......

For Vardy, the referee profession is actually a very common profession, with at least 90 minutes of each game.

However, most of the time, Vardy has no good opinion of the referee, and even makes him hate it to the teeth.

Funny no human rights, huh?

Teasing is going to be targeted on the field?

So a lot of the time, Vardy has made the referee against him a target.

Although the referee of this game doesn't seem to have done anything excessive to himself, but the world is as black as a crow, so you should treat yourself as a lying gun!

Of course, Vardy didn't want to do anything too much to the referee, just to make a spoof!

Under the referee's worried gaze, Vardy smiled slightly, the corners of his mouth curled, and whistled.

Of course, it's not the kind of loud whistle that the fans blow with the same meaning as boos, but the kind of light whistle that comes with a little melody, the tone is not high, and it is blown when you are in a good mood.

The referee was a little dumbfounded, what does this mean?

I thought it would be a thunderous blow, but I didn't expect it to turn into a gentle drizzle.

How did Vardy suddenly turn sexual?

He would never have imagined that Vardy did not directly put him in the oil pot, but used a method of boiling frogs in warm water.

Doesn't that sound familiar to you?

How did your mom coax you to pee when you were a kid?

Have you found your childhood memories?

Is there a sudden coolness under the crotch?

Want to unleash yourself?

That's right, that's how Vardy is holding back!

The referee just felt a little awkward at first, whistling next to him, feeling as if he was teasing himself.

Everywhere he went, Vardy followed him, whistling in his ears all the time.

But slowly, the referee felt that something was not quite right.

Suddenly I felt like urinating, Vardy's whistle was like a starting gun, and the fluid that had been stored up in my bladder seemed to be ordered, massively assembled, ready to gush out......

Can you please stop blowing?

The referee wanted to cry.

Fortunately, his team-mate suddenly passed the ball to Vardy, who gave up on the referee for the time being and slammed a shot at the goal, threatening Trinidad and Tobago.

The referee let out a long breath, finally feeling less anxious.

But the next second, when he saw Vardy back to him, pouting and about to whistle, he felt bad.

The brisk whistle sounded again, and with his own urge to urinate, the referee had the urge to rush off the pitch and rush to the bathroom.

If you have a calm sea in front of you, then you can definitely set off stormy waves with a soak of urine!

The legs were unnaturally brought together, twisted, and the hands slowly moved down, trying to find a position that made him less impulsive.

Turning his head and glaring at Vardy, he wanted to take out the red card and send the bastard off the game, but I had never seen such a bad ......

But there's no rule that says players aren't allowed to blow their whistles on the pitch, and people don't blow at them, so there's no sarcasm, what do you do?

Even if you are strong, people can say that in the case of the team's big lead, you are in a good mood, whistle and vent, do you have an opinion?

Looking at Vardy's innocent little expression, the referee held back the words on his lips, and could only pray that his teammates would pass the ball to Vardy often, so that the goods would not have the time to blow the whistle.

But he clearly underestimated Vardy's patience and teasing, and when Vardy noticed that the referee had begun to move unnaturally because of his whistle, Vardy knew that the referee was about to fall!

At this time, you must not relax your attack, it's time to add a handful of material!

Ordinary whistles are like cannon fodder, now it's time for the elite troops!

Vardy violently changed the shape of his mouth and blew a high-pitched and passionate melody, and the divine comedy "Nervous" appeared in this world without warning!

a---o，

a---o e，

a se di， a se do， a se da g3 di g3 do，

a se di， a se da g3 do，

......

Pronunciations that have no real meaning are replaced by whistles, but the explosive effect produced is not bad at all.

The Divine Comedy is the Divine Comedy in the end, and when it appears, it is so shocking to the heart!

The referee's scalp exploded in an instant, and a spirit was agitated, and his lower body was lost......