Chapter 244: They Are Exterminated
Vardy had just made a heavy oath to keep his distance from the clubbers, but he didn't expect that less than two hours after the oath came into effect, the bastards insisted on pulling themselves to the nightclub......
"I have something to do today, so let's not go yet, I wish you all a good time!"
"What's the matter with you? We won't let you go without a good reason! ”
"Uh, I drank milk that expired for three days, and I had diarrhea!"
"Cut, it's so pediatric, I've drunk milk three days before the production date! Hurry up and go to the nightclub with me, those sexy girls will make you forget all about being unhappy! ”
Listening to Rooney's words, Vardy had a black line on his face, why don't you say that you also crossed over from the Great Celestial Empire!
However, Vardy failed to feign illness, and was dragged into the car by two rude men and went straight to the nightclub. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It was another ridiculous night.
Several of the animals went their separate ways, and Vardy, not wanting to have an affair with the courtesan-like women, called Clancy.
Although Vardy was a little too much for Clancy at first, he took good care of it later, this woman was very attractive, and her long legs made Vardy want to stop.
Fortunately, the relationship between the two is actually to take what they need, Vardy released his physical needs, and Clancy got the help to take off in her career, and now her modeling career is developing very well, although many people know that her so-called Vardy scandalous girlfriend is just hype, but someone eats this set.
When he woke up in the morning, Vardy felt a deep loneliness in his empty room, not once or twice.
It's a ridiculous feeling, and Vardy doesn't know how to describe it.
The relationship with Anne gradually changed from a soul mate to a simple carnal desire, and every time I drove from Manchester United to Liverpool, I was more addicted to this feeling of threesome, more like a simple lover relationship, commonly known as ***.
Vardy knew that he and Anne couldn't be together all the time, and Anne knew that, so the relationship between them now seemed very strange.
I hated myself more than once, why I liked Anne in the first place, so that now I am so embarrassed.
It's better to be ruthless and let Anne make a choice, whether to be with herself or with Grace in the future.
As for the three of them being together forever, that's obviously unrealistic......
Maybe Anne will be sad and sad, and so will she herself, but this is an opportunity for a long pain to be better than a short pain.
He had foreseen the result, and perhaps this result was just a way for him to feel less guilty when rolling the sheets with other women in the future.
Well, next time you go to Liverpool, be sure to have a showdown with Anne!
Having made up his mind, Vardy decided not to be sad in reality, but to hide in the system.
Complete the pre-set quest with Chelsea, and the matching rewards are a Wishing Card and a Universal Shard, which have been distributed to the system slots.
And that unbeaten achievement against Mourinho has also changed from 4/10 to 5/10, and although there is still half way to finish, the handsome reward has Vardy salivating.
Undoubtedly, the biggest gain is the free trait points awarded by the system for compulsive behavior.
Selling Mourinho's signature in person, coupled with the removal of Frank Lampard's pants, gave Vardy 1.5 free trait points at one time, and for Vardy, who is now back in the pauper's stage, this is a pie in the sky, which directly knocked him out.
Rewarded with a Universal Shard, and with the Universal Shard purchased after the system refresh, Vardy now has six Universal Shards, and even if he combines a Directional Trait Fragment to synthesize a new trait, Vardy will still have one Universal Shard left.
However, at this time, Vardy was very hesitant, just like last time, and it was difficult to choose between several characteristics.
There are now three pieces of Directional Fragment that Vardy has, namely Perpetual Motion Machine, Savage Collision and Insight Initiative.
The perpetual motion machine can be ruled out first, although his physical condition is average, but Ferguson is now implementing a large rotation policy, and he will not be able to consume it by himself, and even if the physical energy is excessive, he still has physical potions to use, so the characteristic of the perpetual motion machine can be passed.
Between brutality and insight, Vardy didn't have an easy choice to make, both of which were covetous.
After a long time of wrestling, Vardy finally opted for a savage charge, a more rugged-sounding trait.
In fact, the reason is very simple, anyway, he has not yet gotten rid of the category of counterattacking strikers, in the high pressing, savage collision can give himself an advantage, as long as the opponent is knocked away without fouling to complete the break, then the U-turn can go straight to the opponent's heart, the threat is unspeakable.
Although insight is important, it seems that at present, the help to Vardy is not as big as the savage rush, so Vardy chose the savage rush.
Characteristic upper body, Vardy suddenly felt as if he had become a Hulk, and the small muscles up and down his body were full of explosive power, even if he hit the wall directly, although he was uncomfortable, it was estimated that the wall was also uncomfortable.
Of course, he wouldn't be stupid enough to hit himself against the wall, he just didn't know which opponent would be unlucky next.
However, due to the limited number of trait points, he only has 2.5 stocks so far, and the Moon Scimitar he got last time has not been upgraded.
Compared with the pick-and-search invested in the full moon scimitar, Vardy did not hesitate to upgrade the savage collision by two levels, becoming Lv3, and as a result, the muscles of Vardy's upper body increased by one circle at a speed visible to the naked eye, but I don't know if he will become Swarzenegger when this characteristic is upgraded to the full level.
Vardy now likes the updated preset mission system.
Completely referring to his own teasing ability, at least he won't let himself have a feeling of being forced to tease, so that he won't change from a funny to a stupid beep, which undoubtedly makes him a lot easier.
So what task do you want to set for yourself in the next competition?
It's still the same old routine, looking for it in the achievement system.
"Ten amazing performances in the Premier League to celebrate goals. Achievements have been reached 3/10! Bonus Offensive Trait King Kong Body! ”
It's actually quite what Vardy wants, funny, but it's not stupid!
There are many ways to celebrate goals in world football, there are warm versions, happy versions, funny versions, and you can use a few more strange ways to find fault with them, and they can also cause topics, how good!
Well, it's such a happy decision!
"System Mission: Celebrate a goal in the Premier League against Charlton!"
"Mission Reward: 0.5 Trait Points, +2 System Gold"
"Failure Punishment: Getting Bitten by a Dog When You Go Out"
The mission was set by Vardy himself, and the mission reward and failure penalty were all random for Vardy, and he didn't bother to match them.
And the random task punishment made Vardy a little crying and laughing, there are still two dogs in his house, and he still needs to go out deliberately after being bitten by a dog?
Either way, the task was relatively simple and easy to accomplish, and he didn't have to worry about failing.
As for the task reward, in his opinion, it is given for free, don't be in vain!
......
After the end of the training on the second day, the three of them still stayed to practice free kicks, and now the three of them have the same activity pattern, either go to nightclubs, or stay to practice, and no one should think about secretly improving by themselves.
Vardy is still imitating Ronaldo to kick the elevator ball, and his elevator horror is currently not as big a drop as Ronaldo, but the power and speed are better than Ronaldo, so it is difficult to distinguish.
"It's my turn to make real free throws in the next game, right?" Vardy needs to be confirmed.
The three of them have formed a tacit understanding, one person is the real killer move in each game, and the other two people are dedicated to covering him, and the cycle repeats.
Ronaldo and Rooney nodded, the free kick is quite lucky, just like in the last game, it was Rooney's turn to take the penalty, but Chelsea did not leave Manchester United with a set-piece in a positive area......
So much so that Rooney finally used a corner kick to directly hit the goal to relieve his hunger!
"Hey, hey! They'll be amazed! Don't be too surprised! Vardy smiled at the two of them.
Ronaldo and Rooney invariably "cut" in unison, expressing great disdain, Vardy's biggest feature in addition to teasing, is pretending to be forced...... It's no wonder that his words can be believed!
However, Vardy thought of another question, so he pulled Rooney and Ronaldo to study the action of celebrating the goal, after all, there is still a task to be completed!
If Charlton knew that the game hadn't started yet, and that the Trident on United's side had already begun to figure out how to celebrate the goal, then when it came to the pitch, I was afraid that they would be scrapped as soon as they arrived.
The three of them trained themselves to have no strength in their bodies, lying on the lawn with their heads in their hands, looking at the blue sky in a daze, this feeling was very relaxed and comfortable.
Maybe after becoming a superstar, they don't have time to enjoy this kind of leisure and comfort.
Three people, each with their own troubles, growing pains.
Vardy is struggling with his relationship with Annie, Cristiano Ronaldo's father has just passed away and has not yet fully recovered from his grief, as for Rooney...... Well, this problem is even more problematic for children.
Rooney's expression was a little bitter, he regarded the two as friends, so he would talk so much.
"I really can't stand Colleen now, this stupid woman is always pointing fingers at me, and in her world, she's always right!" Rooney's tone was very resentful, he must have suffered a lot of grievances at home.
Vardy shrugged and said the issue was easy to fix.
"Wouldn't it be nice to just break up!"
Rooney kicked Vardy with a dog-like look on his face, and he thought he might have played the piano to the cow.
If he was willing to break up, would he have waited until now?
At this time, Ronaldo stood up, patted the grass clippings on his buttocks, and said to Rooney in a philosopher's tone.
"Women are always right! This statement is true! ”
"According to Darwin's evolutionary explanation: one person thinks that women are always right, while the other thinks otherwise."
"Later, because there was no woman to marry the second kind of person, so--"
"They're extinct!"
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Rooney cried, he thought he might be dying of extinction too!