Rooney's housework, Vardy can't take care of it, anyway, the little fat man and Colleen's childhood sweetheart, the two are probably inseparable, even if Rooney exposes various scandals in the future, the two are still in love, so Vardy doesn't need to care!

At most, I don't look for Colleen to hit Rooney's little report, even if it's enough buddy to be angry!

Well, couldn't ask for more!

The first half of the game against Charlton Athletic was a tough one, with the home opponents showing great tenacity, starting from the midfield and building up a defence that made it very difficult for United to attack. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Jamie Vardy was harassed by two opposing players and he finally felt the frustration in Frank Lampard's heart when he played against Chelsea.

The two faggets almost reached into Vardy's pants and touched them......

Big breasted brother, are you really good like this?

In order to avoid these two, Vardy simply ran to the left wing and grabbed Giggs's position, anyway, Ferguson often emphasizes the rotation position, let Giggs face his favorite!

When the two strong men saw Vardy so ravaged, they became excited, so they separated one and continued to follow Vardy.

Still, Vardy was overwhelmed by harassment and rarely had the ball.

As for Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney, the two rushed fiercely, but the opponent's tight defense made them spin around like headless flies, and there was almost no actual threat.

In the entire first half, there were only two threatening attacks in the United penalty area, and none of them were wasted by Wayne Rooney.

At half-time, Ferguson didn't get angry, after all, it wasn't that the players didn't work hard, but the tactics were wrong.

As a result, Ferguson began to change his tactics, asking his players to shoot more from outside the box and create set-pieces.

In the Premier League, set-pieces are always a scoring weapon, and Manchester United is no exception.

This is exactly in line with Vardy's wishes, this game should have been his turn to be powerful, the elevator horror and the full moon scimitar are coming, and the Charlton goalkeeper must not be shot by his own doubtful life!

At the start of the second half, the United were more aggressive as they switched tactics, and even if they were not so far forward, they posed a significantly greater threat to Charlton.

Especially Vardy, a guy who moves back and forth between the left and the middle, can make the Charlton goalkeeper break out in a cold sweat with a cold kick.

Of course, the two will certainly not let go of the opportunity to molest Vardy, if it weren't for Vardy being given goosebumps by the two, resulting in unstable shooting efforts, I'm afraid he would have scored a goal and clocked out of work!

Seeing that a long-range shot from the edge of the box could not be found for a while, United began to create set-pieces again.

In terms of making set-pieces, it is obviously Ronaldo's specialty, and this fancy action finally has a place to use.

Perhaps many times, his freestyle football can't directly pass people, but this does not prevent the opponent from being angry and putting him down.

Therefore, Vardy is teasing with his life, while Ronaldo is making fouls with his life.

After receiving the pass, he turned around and didn't turn around, and directly began to pedal the bicycle, and the appearance of the sassy bag was so bad that he couldn't wait for someone to kick him there.

The opponent's defender directly met Ronaldo's request, a warrior monk-like move, leaving Ronaldo there.

Vardy clearly heard Ronaldo's deep moans, when in fact, Ronaldo was already lying on the lawn and rolling on the ground!

There is no suspense in the set-piece, Ronaldo's action is nothing more than a yellow card, and if the referee has mercy, it is a surprise.

However, apparently the referee was not moved by Ronaldo's performance and gave a free kick, but there was no yellow card!

Ronaldo got up stupidly, as if he was fine, and expressed his dissatisfaction with his actual actions.

Three people stood in front of the ball, this time Rooney did not go to the goal to sell his ass to distract the opposition goalkeeper, the last time he felt that this was really unsightly, so after protesting in every way, he was freed and got the opportunity to stand in front of the ball with them.

The fans in front of the TV suddenly became excited, as if they had another good show!

There is no doubt that the three men standing in front of the ball now have good free-kick ability.

Rooney's free-kick was decent, but it had a good hit rate;

Ronaldo's elevator ball is extremely coquettish, and he can dump a piece of people every time;

And Vardy is even more terrifying, how arrogant it is to be able to break the opponent's fans with two free kicks in one game: a powerful free kick and an elevator ball!

What's more interesting is that the three of them get together and can often come up with some tricks, such as the last time, Ronaldo and Vardy's goals were made together.

However, the Charlton fans in the stands were not so beautiful, and the three gunners were preparing to load up and shell the Charlton goal, how could they be happy.

'Manchester United won a well-placed free-kick and if United had scored from that free-kick, the Charlton players would have regretted the foul on Cristiano Ronaldo!'

"Now that the United trident is in front of the ball, who will take the free-kick?"

"It's a really hard question to guess and I don't think anyone can guess the real answer when the free kick doesn't come out!"

The commentator didn't dare to talk nonsense, although he felt that Rooney had the best chance of making free throws, but he was really afraid that he would be slapped in the face if he didn't for a while!

And at this tense moment, in front of everyone's eyes, the three of them suddenly formed a circle, playing rock-paper-scissors as if no one was around!

This sudden change in painting style made everyone vomit blood three liters in an instant, and lay down on their backs to the sky!

Don't be so unreliable!

We're all nervous, waiting for you to take a free-kick!

But all of a sudden, you're playing rock-paper-scissors, are you going to use this child's play to decide who takes the free-kick?

Do you want to be so sloppy?

It's like the peak duel between the two super boxers in the world's heavyweight boxing ring, and the atmosphere in the whole stands is extremely hot, but at this tense moment, a boxer suddenly took out his mobile phone-

I'll play with the king pesticide first......

The fans were dumbfounded and confused, and the players on both sides of the field were no better.

The Manchester United players were full of black lines, and they were devastated by having such a funny team-mate;

And Charlton's players have 10,000 MMP words in their hearts that they can't say, if the rules allow, they have already come over with a knife to cut people!

Ferguson's expression was loveless, which made this stubborn old Scottish man show this expression, and you can imagine how desperate he is now.

However, fans are gradually getting used to this style of painting, after all, with Vardy here, no matter how incredible it is, it will become possible, if there is a game that does not make some movement, then this game must be nothing to see.

Now there is a saying that Vardy's game of teasing behavior shows that at least this game has some value, and if he doesn't even bother to do it, then it means that this game is not taken seriously by him.

So those teams in the middle and lower leagues want Vardy to be a little more amused when Manchester United plays against them, which can also show that they have the qualifications to be favored by Vardy, and if Vardy doesn't look down on them, then they don't have to mix.

There are many kinds of power rankings, the most official and authoritative is naturally the standings, and then there are rankings of various data, and the most alternative ranking is actually Vardy's teasing degree -

If Vardy teases a lot, the opponent's strength must be very strong, and Vardy is too lazy to tease, the opponent's strength must not be good!

In front of everyone's eyes, the three of them rock-paper-scissors had a good time!

Of course, this is a free-kick routine negotiated by the three of them, and it will be easy to play it, as long as Vardy is not allowed to win, and in the end Vardy must take the penalty.

This way there is a high chance of deceiving the opposing manwall and goalkeeper.

Jamie Vardy seemed to have seen the tearful face of the opposing goalkeeper after being deceived.

Wayne Rooney won, and the hammer that came out of the goods took out the scissors of Vardy and Ronaldo and became the big winner!

Raise your hands and shake your fists excitedly in celebration as if you had scored completely.

Vardy and Ronaldo secretly gave Rooney a thumbs up, and his acting skills have reached the pinnacle.

The others saw that the winner had been decided, and they all waited for it, and they did not doubt that the ball would be taken by Rooney.

Wayne Rooney stood in front of the ball and Jamie Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo stood behind him, and Vardy was secretly ready, and after Rooney's false shot, he was followed by an elevator shock.

That's right, this location is just right for the elevator horror!

Everyone looked nervously at the ball and Rooney in front of the ball, even if Rooney's free kick did not have many characteristics, but the threat was not small, Charlton did not want the draw he had worked so hard to keep was broken like this.

'Wayne Rooney rock-paper-scissors won against Jamie Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo, and I didn't expect the three musketeers to decide in such a hasty way, but it was interesting and very much in line with the characteristics of the three youngsters.

"Actually, just now I thought it would be Rooney who will take the penalty because he didn't play the role of interfering with the opposing goalkeeper in front of the opposing goal!"

"Now I just don't know which angle he will choose to hit, let's wait and see!"

"Rooney started to run, his explosiveness was excellent, he had completed the acceleration in an instant, his right foot was pumped the ball, a powerful free kick shot, oh my God, it was just a little bit worse, the ball grazed the crossbar and flew out of the bottom line, what a pity!"

The narrator's voice began to be excited, and it was already on the climax at the moment when Rooney shot the goal, but in the end it seemed to be choked by the throat, and it was extremely regretful.

Charlton also erupted in neat cheers at home, no matter how beautiful the free kick is, not scoring is the key!

The Manchester United fans in front of the TV also had a headache and almost scored, what a pity!

At this time, there are only two people in deep confusion, one is Ronaldo and the other is Vardy!

Nima!

How did you shoot yourself?