Although everyone was very relaxed during the holidays, when they returned to the training ground, everyone was in good shape, after all, they had a good rest.

However, Vardy did not expect Mancini to come up with a very creative way to supervise training.

I don't know where Mancini got something similar to a sedan chair and put it on the training ground, and for each training session, he would choose four players who were in the worst training condition and one player who trained the most seriously, and the four people carried one person around the training ground......

Vardy felt that Mancini had nothing to do with watching "Huanzhu Gege" during the winter break, and then came up with such a strange way on a whim.

It's similar to the girl's skirt that David Moyes did during his time at Everton.

The players were curious, after all, they had never seen this thing, and looking at them, they all seemed to want to experience what it was like to be a sedan driver, which made Vardy speechless.

"Come on, come on, let's try it first!" Materazzi ran over with a brisk stride and took the position of a palanquin.

Several other players with more curiosity are also gearing up for a try.

Vardy felt that he could sit in a chair and experience the feeling of being lifted, but the idea flashed through him and was immediately rejected by him.

These bastards haven't played before, and now they're very curious, but after a while, they feel that their shoulders hurt, so they must just let go and flash to the side, and then throw a dog shit on themselves, so I won't do it!

After all, there was still no reaction, and Balotelli sat up with a grin, as if he had taken advantage of it.

Vardy couldn't resist a moment of silence for him.

Soon, several teammates lifted the simple sedan chair and swayed and began to move forward.

At first, it was very smooth, and several people were able to control it, and Balotelli sat on it like an inspecting emperor, and even waved his hand proudly at everyone.

But before they could get any far, a few of them felt that their shoulders could not bear it, so it was no wonder that Mancini used this way to punish players who were not in good training form.

Where can I be wronged by myself, I can't stand it, and several people instantly threw the crossbar on their shoulders aside, and they also flashed out, and then they all said that they were much more relaxed.

But as a result, Balotelli was tragic, and the whole person was lifted into the air along with the sedan chair, and finally fell into a mess.

Standing up, with a cry on his face, he finally knew why no one wanted to make a sedan chair.

The players felt the pain of carrying the sedan chair, and Mancini's strategy was half the battle, because during training, everyone was much more active, and no one wanted to carry the sedan chair;

But the other half simply failed, because what happened to Balotelli had already reminded everyone that it seemed that sitting in a sedan chair was not a good thing.

So the end result is that everyone trains very seriously, but they are not willing to do their best, and no one wants to make a bird.

Mancini doesn't know whether to be happy or angry, Inter's old fritters are too cunning.

However, Vardy has discovered a new use of the palanquin, and if they could, they could have entered in this teasing way!

Think about it, in the past, everyone entered in two rows in the players' tunnel, but now, the opponent is still in line, and this side is carrying a sedan chair to play, and the momentum is different in the first place.

Presumably, before the game even starts, the opponent is already about to surrender!

Well, it's such a happy decision!

......

At the end of the session, Balotelli walked over and invited Vardy to dinner, who hesitated for a moment but agreed.

Usually Balotelli takes the initiative to find Vardy, and there is nothing good about it, such as the first few times to find himself to save the game.

But think about it from another angle, Balotelli teases and increases his experience points, so he should be encouraged to tease.

Vardy didn't expect that Balotelli would actually take him to a Chinese restaurant, which is still a very famous one in Milan, the kind with Chinese characteristics.

Speaking of which, Vardy hasn't eaten Chinese food for a long time, so it's a bit gluttonous.

When ordering, Vardy showed off his unique requirements for Chinese cuisine.

"Kung Pao Chicken, be authentic, not sweet!"

"Boiled fish, put more spicy!"

"Beef stew with radish, no chopped green onions and coriander!"

"No ginger in all dishes!"

......

It is estimated that the boss has never seen such a foreigner, and he is inexplicable after ordering.

Of course, that's not the point, Vardy is mainly wondering what Balotelli is up to.

Balotelli mysteriously closed the curtains around the seats, and Vardy realized that this restaurant was so distinctive that it could be used to separate tables from table to table, and as long as the sound was quiet, no one knew what was going on inside.

Looking at Balotelli's posture, Vardy was really afraid that Balotelli would make some inexplicable move, otherwise why hide it.

"Brother, since the last time I went to the women's prison to condole, I found that it is really a good place, and I am thinking, how can I make it my territory! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a little strange that I always apply for a condolence to the women's prison? ”

Balotelli's expression was very varied, at first he was very intoxicated at the mention of the women's prison, and then he became quite anxious, as if he felt wronged for the suffering of his fellow women, and longed to be able to save them immediately.

However, Vardy did not care about Balotelli's expression, but was deeply shocked by Balotelli's boldness.

What a terrible brain circuit that wants to turn the women's prison into his own territory!

But fortunately, Balotelli's sexual orientation is normal and he doesn't like men, otherwise he wouldn't want to turn the men's prison into his own territory?

In other words, there is no such thing as contracting in the UK, for example, you can contract a school canteen......

Even if there is a contract talk, do you think the British government will contract the women's prison to a private person?

According to Vardy's estimates, if it had been allowed, the women's prison would have become the most distinctive clubhouse......

"If you want to turn the women's prison into your turf, it's not impossible!"

Vardy was eating a rare Chinese dish while making a serious joke about Balotelli.

"The first possibility, the outbreak of the virus, the end of the world, all the laws have lost their due binding force, you can probably liberate the women's prison with a gun, and then use the women's prison as a base, gradually develop, step by step in the end of the world to establish your own regime, and finally complete the domination of the world!"

"But this possibility generally only appears on the Internet, and you have to be careful, maybe the female prisoners in that women's prison have already turned into zombies, and it's useless for you to occupy it!"

Balotelli blinked, saying that he couldn't accept it, if they all turned into zombies, I would still occupy the prison to dry hair!

"If you want to occupy the women's prison in reality, then you can only hire a mercenary group and take down the women's prison alive, but even if it is really defeated, the government will be able to counterattack immediately, and the territory is not yours yet!"

"Of course, if you insist on being interested in the women's prison, then I suggest that you rob the prison, release all the female prisoners, and find a place for them to stay, that is your private territory, isn't it the same as you occupied the women's prison!"

Vardy was simply ridiculing Balotelli, a normal person who would never believe Vardy's words.

But Vardy still underestimated Balotelli's reflex arc, and the thing actually slapped his thigh with an excited expression on his face.

"Yes, Hell Robbery! That's a good idea, so let's do it! ”

After saying that, Balotelli muttered to himself, and then muttered to the excitement and took out a pen and paper to write and draw.

Vardy was startled and peeked to find that it was actually his plan to rob the prison......

Damn, this thing doesn't really want to rob prison, does it?

What the hell did you do?

Vardy couldn't help but tremble a little with fear!

"No, I can't hide so many people in my house!" Balotelli muttered to himself, then suddenly looked up at Vardy, who was staring at him with an inexplicable sense of fear.

"Brother, when I succeed in robbing the prison, you can help me hide a few female prisoners, my family can't hide so much!"

Vardy really knelt down for the god Ba!

Brother, are you my brother?

Let's stop making trouble!

If you really want to rob the prison, why don't you go to heaven?

At this moment, suddenly there was a siren outside the door, and the door of the hotel opened, and many people rushed in.

The curtain was rudely opened, and several policemen were armed against them, and they almost took their guns and aimed at them.

It turned out that when Balotelli was muttering about his plan to rob the prison just now, he was heard by the guests at the next table.

This Nima is still available, someone is actually planning to rob the prison, this thug is next to him, no, you have to call the police immediately.

The police who received the call were really shocked, if this is true, it is by no means an ordinary bandit, without dozens of people and dozens of guns, who would dare to rob the prison?

So the police, who were on the verge of a great enemy, came.

However, when the curtain was opened, the police were even more dumbfounded when they saw Vardy and Balotelli, who had unconsciously raised their hands.

Could it be that Vardy was the one who was planning the robbery of the women's prison?

World Footballer of the Year = Vicious Criminals?

How do you look at it?

At this time, the policeman saw the note written by Balotelli, picked it up, looked at it, and instantly a spirit was stirred - it turned out to be true!

And Vardy has the heart to kill Balotelli.

Needless to say, let's take it back to the police station first.

On the way to the police station, Vardy was thinking about how to explain, and finally when he was about to arrive at the police station, his brain was spinning at high speed and came up with a reasonable explanation.

"Well, Mr. Policeman, I don't know why you're bringing us to the police station!" Vardy pretended to be calm.

"If it's because of the content on this note, then I'm telling you, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Balotelli and I were going to throw a party to invite our teammates to, but the usual party was too unremarkable, so we wanted to have an offbeat theme party."

"Dressing up the venue to look like a prison, then the female guests dressed up as female prisoners, and the male guests had to rescue female prisoners, that's the theme of our party!"

Vardy's explanation made the police stunned, but they really believed it.

Originally, they brought Vardy and Balotelli back to the police station just to investigate and see if they might actually be planning to rob the prison.

But to say that two big stars went to rob the prison, the average person would not believe it, and now Vardy has explained the matter with a very reasonable excuse, and there is no evidence that the police who are really going to rob the prison have to let the two go.