As he walked out of the police station, Vardy wanted to kill Balotelli.

Fortunately, this guy didn't live in troubled times, otherwise I really don't know what shocking things he could do.

But what made Vardy even more unbearable was that Balotelli looked regretful, obviously annoyed that he was not able to successfully rob the prison.

Vardy was suspicious of what else he could do to guide Balotelli in front of him.

However, when the two of them were not paying attention, a paparazzi lay on his stomach in the bushes and slapped the two of them violently, his expression was extremely excited.

Just after Vardy and Balotelli left, the paparazzi walked into the police station, bribed the police officer who had just handled the case, and learned the whole detail, and the whole person was so excited that they exploded.

Found a treasure!

Vardy and Balotelli actually planned to rob the prison?

This news is extremely strong, and it is easy to find a newspaper office and sell it for tens of thousands.

Vardy didn't even know that the matter had been exposed, but he felt that he was too tired for the day.

And what made his heart even more tired was the next day, because the matter had spread all over the world through the media.

World Footballer of the Year Vardy and the most popular superstar Balotelli are actually discussing how to rob a women's prison in a hotel?

It's also incredible.

Sure enough, no one can understand the world of teasing, when two teasing people are combined, the whole world can't accommodate them, and the whole universe is a battlefield for their teasing.

Now it's a prison robbery, so are the two of them going to brew world domination next?

The media said that even Balotelli's handwritten plan to rob the prison was photographed and published in the newspapers, and the evidence was conclusive.

For a time, the women's prisons throughout Italy were like great enemies, and I was really afraid that one day Vardy would take Balotelli to rob the prison.

And the warden of the women's prison where Balotelli went to visit before, after seeing the news, his forehead began to sweat.

Before the relationship, Balotelli's condolences were simply here to step on the point, and it was obvious that their target was this prison.

No, we have to increase the security force quickly, these two teases can definitely do anything.

Interestingly, many of the inmates in the men's prison saw the news and expressed the hope that Vardy and Balotelli could add their prison to the robbery plan, and they didn't mind contributing their chrysanthemums to that end......

Arriving at the training ground the next day, all the team-mates were amazed by Jamie Vardy and Balotelli.

Who would plan a prison robbery?

With these two big men, Inter may never have peace in the future.

"You go to the prison, so that after you are shot, I can almost kick the main force!" Suazzo joked with Vardy.

"I will attend your funeral, but I will not accompany you to the prison robbery!" It was Ibrahimovic who said this in a tone of silence.

Looking at his teammates who were teasing him, Vardy was speechless for a while.

Luckily Rooney wasn't here, otherwise the creature would have happily said to himself, "Before you rob the prison, please leave your girlfriend in my care!" ”

But Vardy wondered why his team-mates thought it was his idea.

It's clearly Balotelli's bizarre idea!

And Balotlibi, my teasing grandfather is a copycat impostor!

.......

In the afternoon, there was new news in the media about the Vardy and Balotelli robbery.

It turned out that they were not really planning to rob the prison, but were planning a robbery-themed party during the meal, but the diners at the adjacent table mistook them for criminals and quickly called the police, and finally were taken back to the police station by the police to investigate, in fact, this was a misunderstanding.

Only then did everyone suddenly realize that it was not really a prison robbery!

I was a little skeptical before, how to say that Vardy is also the world footballer, even if he is funny, he will not do such a ridiculous thing.

However, Vardy and Balotelli are very creative, and they actually want to have a prison robbery-themed party, which is exciting to think about.

Sure enough, we don't understand the world of the rich.

It was finally proved that Vardy's teasing was not without limits, at least he didn't dare to rob the prison.

Vardy wants to cry without tears, is this my pot?

If you know that Balotelli really has plans to rob the prison, you know that there is no limit to teasing!

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that after the media clarified, he was actually busy.

Many acquaintances knelt for Vardy, but they didn't expect Vardy to plan a prison robbery-themed party, and those who have attended Vardy's party know that Vardy's party will definitely make your trip worthwhile and have a great time.

And this time the theme is already climactic when you think about it, and it must not be missed.

So Vardy started answering the phone non-stop.

"Count me in at the party!"

"I want an invitation!"

"You can't leave me behind, I can take two female stars!"

"Don't forget me, even if you want my women's clothes!"

......

Vardy was so confused, he didn't want to party!

And now even if he wanted to, it was impossible to do it, because there were more than 100 people who called him to reserve a spot, and even Moyes, the old man with a young heart, vaguely expressed the idea of participating......

These people plus several times the tender mold, no matter how big the venue is, it can't fit it!

Vardy is really going to collapse.

In the end, it was Mancini who saved him, and told Vardy in front of the whole team that he couldn't party, at least not during the season, and that he could do it if he wanted, and wait until the end of the season.

Vardy was pardoned and wanted to offer Mancini his knees.

After several days of turmoil, it was finally over, and Vardy was relieved that being forced to party every day was not very pleasant.

......

In the 18th round of the league, Inter Milan played Siena away, the first game after the winter break, and the performance of this game also seemed to indicate the performance trend of their respective teams in the second half of the season.

When Inter went to the away stadium, they also brought the sedan chair on their training ground, and it was not ambiguous to say that it would be good to play in this way.

But the question also comes, who carries the sedan chair and who sits in the sedan chair?

It's too uncomfortable to carry a sedan chair, and it's even more uncomfortable to sit in a sedan chair, which is not a good thing anyway.

In the end, Vardy thought of a way, four people were too tired to lift, so wouldn't it be okay to change to eight sedan chairs, four more people shared the pressure, and said that it was no problem in minutes.

If the sedan chair is stable, the sedan chair will not be afraid, and the problem will be solved.

In the end, everyone discussed, 11 people started the game, the captain walked in the front, forget it, the goalkeeper walked at the end, forget it, and there were exactly nine people left, eight to carry one to sit.

However, after confirming that there would be no danger to life in a sedan chair, everyone began to compete for this job, and even a veteran like Stankovic was not immune.

Think about it, eight people carry themselves out, what a scenery!

In the end, it was Vardy who grabbed the position, and his reason was very good, he was the lightest, and it was not difficult for others to carry him, of course, the main reason was that his force value was too high, and others could not beat him.

So things were happily decided.

In the away team's dressing room, the Inter players changed their jerseys and then walked out of the locker room in a sedan chair.

When the players lined up in the tunnel, the Siena players were dumbfounded, and when they saw two sticks so thick, they all thought that the Inter players were here to fight!

And when the sedan chair was assembled, the referee was also confused, what is this?

There is no such thing as a sedan chair in Italy, if you are smarter and can still see the usage, but if the brain circuit is not normal, then maybe you think of something!

The referee is such a typical representative, and after observing for a long time, he came to a firm conclusion.

This is actually a torture instrument!

Several people carried this thing, tied the prisoner to a chair, put a large stone cone on the ground, lifted it high, and then quickly fell down, so that the prisoner could enjoy the pleasure of being pierced by the stone cone......

Otherwise, there is a fire below, and several people carry the prisoners to the top of the fire, and they can roast them in the air, and they can also turn around and roast the whole person in the same way as roasting the whole sheep......

The key question is, who do Inter want to tie to the chair?

It can't be yourself, right?

That's horrible!

In full view, Vardy sat on his chair, and then the other Inter players swarmed up, lifted Vardy, and was ready to enter!

At this time, everyone reacted, it turns out that this thing is used like this!

It seems that African tribal chiefs have such treatment, and they are all carried away by others.

Could it be that Inter Milan are planning to carry Vardy into the arena?

The referee was really confused this time!

Everyone is a customary two sides to enter the stadium in line for a series of ceremonies before the game.

But does the Italian Football Federation have rules for this kind of entry? I'm afraid there is no such provision.

But the problem is that there are no rules that explicitly state that this way of entry is not allowed!

I don't know what to do when I referee it?

The brain spun fast, and in the end, the referee decided that it was better to have more than less.

Feel free to do so!

So, then, the Siena home fans saw an incredible scene in front of them, a scene they might never have seen in their lifetime.

Eight people carried one person into the entrance, is Inter Milan going to heaven?

Vardy sat on the sedan chair and waved at the stunned crowd below.

"Hello comrades!"

"Comrades have worked hard!"

However, to his dissatisfaction, no one cooperated with him.

In fact, people don't even know what kind of bird language he speaks!

The jaws of the fans watching this game were about to drop to the ground at this time, although they were mentally prepared that the game with Vardy might not be so smooth, but they did not expect that just one entrance ceremony was mistaken by Vardy like this.

It is conceivable that the expressions of the opponent Siena players at this time, if they had a choice, they would never want to play against Inter Milan, on the one hand, they really can't play, and on the other hand, they really don't want to play with teasing.