Chapter 9: The Past of the Chrysanthemum Thief
The previous half-moon was suave and uninhibited. When you see a good baby, you steal it, relying on a pair of magical 'don't borrow straw sandals', even a ninja can't do anything about him.
Don't borrow straw sandals, a half-moon family heirloom baby. As long as the people of their bloodline wear it, they can leap into a hundred feet, like soaring clouds and fog, and gain a lot of strength; can tread water, it is really inviolable.
With this baby, the ** cute girl of which house does Banyue fall in love with, she will anal someone if she doesn't agree with her, and she will run away after patting her ass after anus. Seeing that the rich and unkind guy was not pleasing to the eye, he stole his family's things and robbed the rich and helped the poor.
About six years ago, this guy actually stole the Daimyo Mansion of the Land of Water, and by the way, he annihilated the third son of the Daimyo of the Land of Water, who is known as the first beautiful man in the Land of Water. It's terrible now, the son of the daimyo was analized, what kind of system is this?
In a fit of rage, the Daimyo of the Land of Water issued a mission to the ninja clan of the Land of Water, the Water Wuyue Clan, to kill the 'Chrysanthemum Thief' Half Moon.
The Shui Wuyue clan accepted the task and sent the Shui Wuyue Ice with elite ninja strength to hunt down Half Moon. It is said that this Shui Wuyue clan has a characteristic, the women are beautiful, and the men are more beautiful, and often outsiders are indisputable.
Good guy, the chrysanthemum thief Half Moon fell in love at first sight when he saw Shui Wuyuebing, a **cute girl with outstanding temperament, long hair, exquisite figure, and beautiful flowers.
Just chased like this, escaped one by one, and Half Moon was still attacking the water without moon ice. After a period of time, the water without a moon ice was bent by the half moon!!
After the bend, the water without moon ice mission was not done, and the family did not go back, so they followed the half-moon double stay and double flight.
Wearing women's clothes, Shui Wuyue Ice and Sunshine Handsome Half Moon (brain make up for women's clothes, white and water gate are nestled together.) That's a match made in heaven, fairy couple!
The two escaped from the Land of Water across the sea and came to the Land of Rain, because the water has no moon and ice says that this place is very similar to his hometown. The two settled in the Land of Rain, and the men of the Shui Wuyue clan didn't know if they were born with maternal brilliance, and in just two years, they adopted three orphans, and the five formed a happy family.
At this time, Half Moon only felt extremely happy. I have a partner and children, what do I want in life? But the good times didn't last long, Shui Yuebing suddenly fell ill, and died soon after.
Shui Wuyue Bing was afraid that he would not be able to accept it for half a month after his death, so he looked for a short opinion and lied. Xiao Ming speculated that he even used illusions. He said to Half Moon, as long as you come to my grave every day to pay respects to me for half an hour, I will meet you one day.
Half Moon, who was sad and overly escaping from reality, even fell for the psychological hint of illusion, and actually really believed Shui Wuyuebing's words. Every day, in addition to stealing something to eat for the three children, he stayed at the grave of Shui Wuyue Bing and waited for Shui Wuyue Bing to come back.
The first wait is two years. Unexpectedly, Xiao Ming fell from the sky and fell on Shui Yuebing's grave, this is terrible, Banyue Fei said that Xiao Ming is the reincarnation of Shui Wuyuebing.
And that's where the story becomes. Xiao Ming was seriously injured, and he couldn't run for half a month without borrowing straw sandals. Let's fight, first, someone saved his life, and it is not authentic. The second is that although this guy stalks him, he still has three children who need him to take care of, so he can't beat him half to death and let the three children go hungry!
Therefore, Xiao Ming can only endure the harassment of Half Moon in the past two days.
Yes...... Yes......
Yes...... Yes......
The Land of Ninja Wonders and Rain...
It's raining every day...
I'd like to say a word about MMP...
I don't know if to talk about it or not...
I didn't run away for ten days...
Eventually fall into a fire pit...
If you wear it, the more you have an adventure...
Where is my adventure?
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh
I'd like to say a word about MMP...
A song "Crossing the Tribulation" was given to our sad Xiao Ming.
This is probably a portrayal of Xiao Ming's mood for more than ten days since he met the female devil! How bad it is, how bad it is.
"Iniquity!" Xiao Ming sighed, took out the scroll from his arms, and channeled some food for the three little ones.
"Ming'er, you are as kind as Bing'er." Half Moon's voice sounded behind Xiao Ming.
"God's special Ming'er!" pushed away the half moon who was going to help him, and slowly lay on the ground along the wall.
"Ming'er, why don't you understand my hard work." Half Moon shook her head and sighed.
"I understand you big-headed ghost." Xiao Ming didn't bother to scold, looked up at the roof of the stone house, through the sparse thatch, looking at the gray sky, indescribably depressed.
"Alas!" Xiao Ming let out a long sigh: "The road ahead is slow!" ”
"I've been in the ninja world for more than half a year, and according to proportional calculations, twenty days have passed in the house. The child is almost over the full moon, and I don't know how the parents are prepared? ”
"Zining is doing confinement? My body is in a vegetative state again, and I don't know who is taking care of the two of us? Maybe my parents can't go out to work! ”
"Fortunately, I have a lot of savings, and I have enough for daily use."
"Anyway, my last move, the balloon flying in a hurry, the idea is good!"
"If a hydrogen balloon can be controlled in the air and then drop a hydrogen bomb on the ground, wouldn't it become a bomber? I am not afraid of hurting myself, and the enemy who can't fly can't threaten me. Well! It's a good idea, try it when you get better. ”
Xiao Ming, who was lying down, began to think crankily, and his thinking became wild.
"Yo~ Isn't this our witty and very good at running away! You're not a good runner! Why is it so depressed now? There was a voice outside the door that Xiao Ming didn't want to hear.
"The ghost is not gone, the female devil is !!" When Xiao Ming heard this voice, he only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and he was shocked, "It's a pill!! ”
"Hahaha~" With the evil laughter of the female demon, the door of the stone house was opened, and I saw a strange insect crawling on the back of the female demon's hand, "Run!" Why don't you run away? I'll see if you can escape with the smell of mosquito incense worms this time. ”
"......" Xiao Ming accepted his fate, this time he really ran out of ammunition and food.
"Ah!!h Xiao Ming let out a miserable scream, and his injured thigh was trampled by the female demon's head.
"Ming'er." Half Moon is very righteous, and wants to save Xiao Ming at a critical moment.
"Smack~" Half Moon was slapped casually by the female devil, and was stunned like a mosquito.
"Brother Xiao Ming." Three children also rushed forward.
"Nasty imp." The female devil said that she hated, but she was gentle with the children, but she just made them lose their ability to act, and she didn't make a heavy hand.
"Damn Xiao Ming, let you run! Let you run! The female devil scolded while beating, "Aren't you able to fly?" Fly! Show me the one on the fly. Ahh Keep it up! ”
"Ah!!h Xiao Ming's aching back was out of breath.
"Yo~ It's all like this, the little thing is not honest." The female devil flicked Xiao Ming's crotch, and her hand continued to grope back and forth on Xiao Ming's left leg.
"You... You... What are you doing, a female devil? "Xiao Ming's frightened soul flew away" Did this female devil touch me with a stone, and then chop me up with a click? Watch me splatter my blood so that I can satisfy her perverted plot of abusing me. ”
Xiao Ming couldn't help but make up for it. As soon as Ding Ding looked up, he was cut short by the female devil's head with a click, and then blood spurted out.
"Of course it's for you!"
"Are you so kind?"
"Absolutely." The female demon nodded, "If I don't cure you, how can I torture you to my heart's content?" What if you die? ”
"......" Xiao Ming fainted to death.
"Hey, hey!" Seeing that Xiao Ming was dizzy, the female devil pouted and said, "So timid? I still expect you to do that thing for me in Datong Muyu Village. ”