Not surprisingly, Vardy received a call from an uninvited guest, and that uninvited guest was Cristiano Ronaldo.

"It's a bit of a pity, according to the schedule, it seems that Portugal and England can only meet in the semi-finals, and I can't wait!"

The stinky Ronaldo is more arrogant than Rooney, which makes Vardy very helpless, why is there never a normal person around him?

"You'd better think about how you can get through Brazil!" Vardy said to Ronaldo angrily.

Portugal had poor luck and was placed in the same group as five-star Brazil, and there was also an African powerhouse Ivory Coast in the group, even if North Korea did not have any competitiveness, Portugal may not be able to qualify.

Cristiano Ronaldo pouted on the other end of the phone, dismissive of Vardy's words.

"It's not that you don't know, such a civilian Brazil, let alone winning the championship, if there is no third strong team in the group, I am confident that Brazil will not be able to qualify from the group!"

Ronaldo gasped and sighed deeply, it seems that Ronaldo may not have learned anything else in Madrid, but his bragging skills are getting better.

No matter how civilian Brazil is, it is also a five-star Brazil, and the background is there, do you think you Portugal will win?

If Vardy's memory is not wrong, in the group stage of the previous life, Brazil and Portugal played each other, and no one could help anyone, and Portugal failed to defeat the opponent in the first round against Ivory Coast, if it wasn't for the North Korean team that came to play soy sauce and lost to Portugal by a big score, do you really think Portugal can qualify?

After qualifying as the second in the group, he tragically ran into Spain, which was in full swing, but was suffocated by Spain and went home in disgrace, which is definitely the worst result of Portugal in recent tournaments.

Where did you get the confidence to be so proud?

I can't help but secretly rejoice that I didn't go to Real Madrid rightly, otherwise I would have to become such a stinky fart?

"Okay, I'll wait for you in the semifinals, if you don't come, then you will wait to be laughed at by me for the rest of your life!"

After that, Vardy hung up the phone, and Ronaldo on the other end of the phone couldn't help but roll his eyes when he listened to the busy sound of "doodoo" in the microphone.

At this time, Rooney, who had just taken a shower in the bathroom, walked out with a bath towel, and while wiping his hair with a towel, he asked curiously, "Who called?" ”

Vardy couldn't help but bare his teeth.

What do you care?

Where do you have so much curiosity?

He replied angrily: "Room service, you know what kind of service!" ”

Rooney's eyes lit up when he heard Vardy's words.

"Room service? Quick, call in, let me pick one! Is there a black girl? I haven't tried it yet! ”

Vardy gave Rooney a burst when he returned his hand, can Nima be serious?

Why don't you think you can die with that little?

Well, Vardy already has a bit of a feeling of resignation, this is by no means the football world he imagined, everyone around him is too weird, Vardy can't stand it!

Picking up the phone on the bedside table again, Vardy dialed Heynckes' room, and Rooney didn't see which phone he was using anyway.

After dialing the number, Vardy handed the microphone to Rooney, "Tell them yourself!" ”

Rooney ran over excitedly, took the phone, and as soon as it was connected, before he could speak, Rooney couldn't wait to shout.

"Room service? Fast, call a few, all of them, any type, it's best to be a little older, don't be in good shape, don't live well, the sooner the better! Not bad for money! ”

Heynckes on the other end of the phone was a little dazed at first, but when he listened to it, he felt that something was wrong!

This is Rooney's voice, this thing is going to be called room service?

Throwing down the phone hard, Heynckes, who had already planned to rest, hurried out of the door angrily.

And Rooney, who was here, listened to the beep of the rude hanging up of the phone, and couldn't help muttering, "Is this the attitude of the current service industry?" Don't you know how fierce the competition is in society? With this kind of service attitude, even if you are beautiful, I don't want it! ”

Vardy's expression when he looked at Rooney was already full of pity, ignorant and meaningless, I will help you collect the body in a while.

It didn't take half a minute for the sturdy old man to kick open the door and enter roughly.

Rooney had never seen Heynckes in such a state, and his expression froze, while Vardy clasped his hands and prepared to watch a good show.

Hearing only the explosions and screams in the room, watching Heynckes hammer Rooney one after another, Vardy's heart was dark.

"What room service do you want!"

"Bang!"

"Ahh

"Let you want any type!"

"Bang!"

"Ahh

"Let you want any type!"

"Bang!"

"Ahh

......

If it weren't for Jamie Vardy's desperate attempt to stop Heynckes, Rooney would have been the first ever to miss the World Cup due to injury after being beaten by the manager.

When the old man Heynckes finished hammering Rooney and walked away refreshed, Rooney lay on the ground dying, stretching out his weak finger at Vardy, as if he had suffered endless grievances.

"You're me!"

If this is fantasy, then Rooney will definitely say in his heart - don't take revenge, swear not to be a man!

However, for Vardy, even if Rooney is furious, there is nothing that an old and young model can't solve afterwards.

......

On June 12, Johannesburg, the World Cup in South Africa kicked off.

At the beginning of the last World Cup, FIFA gave up the practice of playing the opening match with the defending champion, but in the 06 World Cup, there was nothing wrong with it, and the host German team against Costa Rica was definitely a classic of the World Cup opener.

However, this time, the opening match chose the host South Africa against Mexico, and there was nothing to look forward to.

Mexico's world ranking is only about 20, far from being a giant, South Africa can only be said to be in the middle of Africa, if you consider the entire World Cup, this game is probably the most goldless matchup.

So, even if time permitted, Vardy didn't choose to go back to the stadium to watch.

Of course, the opening match of the World Cup may also need to be lively, everyone enjoys the carnival atmosphere, as for the game, who cares!

It's like an appetizer, you can't serve lobster on it, can you?

In the end, the host South Africa and Mexico drew 1:1, in front of the world's 1 billion fans, it was an embarrassing game, and some people even said that this World Cup opening match set back the World Cup by 20 years, which is by no means untargeted.

However, next, England is also going to play!