Chapter 785: Vuvuzula and Paul the Octopus

On the third day of the World Cup, England played against the group's biggest rivals, the United States.

It was the first appearance of the favourites Three Lions, and naturally there was a lot of attention.

Even if they are favored before the game, when they are really on the field, who knows if England will be able to match the performance of the Norman?

At least the United States is not an easy adversary to deal with.

Counting the previous World Cups, the United States' performance is really not much worse than England's, don't look at the United States is known as a football desert, but the development of major football leagues is also impressive, which is worth learning from a certain country.

At the pre-match press conference, the United States coach Bradley Sr. said very unimposingly that the United States team will do its best in this game, but as for the final result, it may still depend on England's performance, and the more practical goal of the American team is to lose as little as possible, because the United States will also compete with Ivory Coast for the second place in the group.

Although such a statement may seem and can discourage American fans, American fans do not feel that there is anything wrong with it.

England's strength is strong, the United States is inferior to England, the objective facts are here, you must always follow it, it does not mean that if you have a strong will, you can fly out of the solar system.

And England has no special opinion on the American team, it is nothing more than an ordinary opponent, not strong enough for England to be afraid of, nor weak enough for England to take what it wants, just play normally, anyway, the first game, even if there is a little accident, there is still room for error, so the players are very relaxed and do not feel the slightest pressure.

However, as long as it is a game, there is definitely no such thing as a sure victory, even if there is a huge difference in strength, there are other factors, such as the African specialty that has annoyed everyone in the past two days - vuvuzula.

If there's one thing Vardy impresses most about the World Cup in South Africa, it's definitely the noise-making tool.

It is said that this object was originally used by African natives to drive away baboons, and after being made into a modern version of Vuvuzula, it has become a local characteristic cheering tool.

The International Hearing Organization once conducted a decibel test on Vuluzula and found that its sound reached more than 120 decibels, which is enough to cause permanent damage to human hearing, and even loss of hearing, which is simply a big killer.

Vardy couldn't understand why FIFA still allowed fans to bring vuvuzula into the stadium, and as soon as this thing sounded, not to mention that the players on the field couldn't stand it, even the fans themselves couldn't stand it, and many people even had to wear earplugs to watch the game.

Many people have complained in the hope that FIFA will ban this "weapon", however, Blatter has expressed his support for South African fans.

"It's part of South African culture, and if you come to South Africa, you should embrace South African culture and the way the South African people celebrate!"

This fart stinks incomparably.

If according to this meaning, African cannibals still have a tradition of cannibalism, and when I come to watch the game, do I have to eat someone before I can buy a ticket to enter?

Also, most Americans play American football, so when the United States hosts the World Cup, should it also follow the local customs and play directly according to the rules of American football?

That's great, the United States must raise its hands and feet in agreement!

Let's play rugby!

Actually, it's easy to understand, if it weren't for the support of the African brothers, Blatter's ass would be so crooked?

Forget it, it's all politics.

In this environment of terrifying noise, it is difficult to say how much England will be able to perform, so this game is not all about being secure.

The day before the match, an interesting incident occurred that diluted the tension of the game.

Uncle Paul, the octopus who has been popular all over the world because of his ultra-accurate prediction rate, has once again predicted the outcome of the game, and the first game predicted by Uncle Paul is the contest between England and the United States.

Under the gaze of many reporters, Uncle Paul chose England between England and the United States, which made many people involuntarily exclaim.

It turned out that the prediction of Emperor Octopus Paul also chose England, and it seems that England is a sure winner.

In this regard, Vardy was asked about this in an interview and said lightly that if Uncle Paul dared to choose the American team, then he would not mind stewing it at all......

In fact, many fans who were predicted to lose by Paul hated Uncle Paul to the core, and they couldn't stop shouting "seafood soup" every day.

"All we need is four potatoes, olive oil, and a little pepper, and that's enough to make Paul unlucky!"

It's just that Paul lived well all the way to the end of his life.

Vardy is curious to know, how will Paul predict when the knockout rounds are held?

Of course, in fact, in the past life, the octopus Paul usually only predicted the game of the German team, and now there is a variable, probably also out of the idea of borrowing the east wind of England, who makes England receive unbeatable attention!

With all the antiquity in the air, the premiere in England has finally arrived.

During the warm-up at the Rustenburg Real Bafreken Stadium, Vardy was already dizzy with the high decibel decibels that the fans in the stands had already made Vuvuzzula spin, and he swore it was uncomfortable, from the bottom of his heart.

I really wonder how these black buddies are so good, could it be that when they hear this noise, they are as impulsive as taking a little blue pill?

England's team-mates, and even the American players on the opposite field, didn't do much better than Vardy, and maybe it would have been better to get used to it, but the first experience was always frustrating.

Back in the locker room, Vardy asked the team doctor for a ball of tampons, which were split into two and stuffed into his ears, even if it didn't have much effect, but at least it could not affect his heart too much, in comparison, KTV subwoofers were powerless.

This time I feel much better, and I should be able to play with peace of mind.

The teammates followed suit, stuffing cotton balls in their ears to ensure that there was less interference, and it didn't matter if they could hear their teammates on the pitch.

Just as Vardy was about to walk out of the dressing room with his team-mates to get ready to play, Heynckes suddenly stopped Vardy.

Vardy only saw Heynckes open his mouth and keep saying something, there was a voice, but he couldn't hear it clearly.

Yes, I still have cotton balls stuffed in my ears!

Stretch out your fingers and pull out the cotton balls, listen to what Heynckes has to say first, maybe something important!

Well?

Nima!

As soon as his fingers touched the cotton ball, Vardy secretly screamed badly!

The cotton balls are in!

Vardy hurriedly used his fingers to continue to pick out at various angles and in various positions, but after a long time, he couldn't even touch the cotton ball.

Made!

Cotton balls don't go into your head, do you?

Vardy's expression at that time was like beeping a dog, how ugly and ugly!