"Toot ~" The referee blew the whistle for the first half of the game. Ｘ

Theatre of Dreams, Premier League first round. With Liu Yun's groundbreaking midfield lob in first-half stoppage time, Manchester United led the Hammers 2-0 over West Ham United.

There was a harmonious atmosphere in the Manchester United dressing room.

A group of big-name stars were full of praise for Liu Yun's midfield lob. They did not hesitate to praise their words.

Pogba even put his arm around Liu Yun's shoulders and joked: "Hey, old lieutenant, last time you slaughtered Real Madrid's B team in the reserve warm-up match, and I lost 500 pounds." I scored this ball today that can blow for a lifetime, should I make up the £500? ”

Bailly leaned in: "Do you remember the 500 pounds?" If Ibu were here, I'd definitely kick your big black ass with kickboxing when I heard you say that. ”

Lukaku straightened his leggings and said: "Want to win back that £500?" Let's make another bet! Bet on whether the old lieutenant will score again in the second half! ”

Pogba seemed to be woken up by Lukaku: "Okay! New Gamble! I'm betting the old lieutenant will score in the second half! 1 to 2! Are there any bets? ”

No one responded. If Pogba had bet that Liu Yun would not score in the second half, they would have bet enthusiastically. Can you score a goal in betting。。。。。。 Forget it. This old fellow is full of mysterious powers from the East. Maybe in the second half, a hat trick or something, no death?

Mourinho, the magic bird, looked at his disciples with satisfaction. It was a relaxed atmosphere that didn't look like a crucial Premier League first round but like a friendly match.

Mourinho clapped his hands: "Okay, the second half is about to start. Listen to me, you guys played really well in the first half, continuing the form of the first half! Smash the hammers in West Ham! A great weekend for the 70,000 spectators at the Theater of Dreams!

A group of players form a circle and fold their hands together. Captain Valencia shouted: "Glory to Manchester United!" ”

"Glory to Manchester United!" The players shouted in unison.

The second half begins!

The Hammers, who trailed 2-0 in the first half, were completely demoralized by West Ham United. Manchester United's strength is on display, and they are firmly in control of the tempo of the game. Possession rate, pass success rate, interception success rate, stubborn Hammer Gang.

In the 49th minute of the game, Pogba got rid of the defense in the middle and sent a through stopper, Rashford inserted and got the ball, and the left side of the penalty area was at a small angle! The ball hit the goalkeeper's leg and bounced to the right side of the penalty area at a 45-degree angle.

It happens to be where Liu Yun is!

Liu Yun got the ball and got off with his feet. Instead of shooting, he picked the ball up and played it to Romelu Lukaku, who was in a better position!

Liu Yun's plan is extremely accurate. The ball was like a precision-guided missile, flying straight towards Lukaku!

Lukaku volleys! The ball went straight to the bottom right corner of the West Ham goal. With a close shot from such a distance, even if Joe Hart is an octopus, he can only look at the ball and sigh.

The ball scored, 3:0!Liu Yun assisted Lukaku to score! In the 49th minute of the game, Manchester United led West Ham United by 3 goals!

"Yay~" The fans in the stands of the Dream Theater fell into a frenzy again! The fans set off a wave of red people. That human wave is really a wave within a wave, wave after wave, wave after wave.

Romelu Lukaku ran alongside assister Liu Yun to greet the fans in the West Stand at Old Trafford.

The West Stand at Old Trafford has been described as "the mecca of the most die-hard Manchester United fans".

Liu Yun and Lukaku greeted the fans side by side, and at this time, Liu Yun had fully integrated into the Red Devils Manchester United and fully integrated into the Theatre of Dreams.

Mourinho in the dugout was proud. At the beginning, he strongly advocated the introduction of Lukaku at any cost, and the transfer fee of 75 million was not known to be criticized by many people.

Once Lukaku is not recognized at the Theater of Dreams, the magic bird will be pointed out.

However, in the first round of the Premier League, Lukaku scored twice, breaking everyone's doubts. This swept away the pressure that Mourinho had put on his back before.

Let's talk about the old lieutenant Liu Yun, it is true that Liu Yun was purchased by Manchester United chairman Woodward. In order for him to pass the special genius clause, he even used the relationship of the old lord Alex Ferguson in the upper echelons of the FA.

But you, Woodward, bought Liu Yun only for commercial purposes. It was Jose Mourinho who discovered the value of the old lieutenant and boldly replaced the injured Juan Mata in the first round of the Premier League. After coming on the pitch, there was a shocking shot, an assist. My substitution has wood and good wit?

A smile appeared on Mourinho's face.

If the first half was over, the West Ham players who were two goals behind still had a hint of an equaliser in their hearts, but now the illusion has vanished.

The Hammers have collapsed at the Theatre of Dreams!

In the 62nd minute, Marcus Rashford burst into the left side of the box and crossed the middle, and Mkhitaryan turned the ball to Lukaku on the right side of the box. Lukaku was not greedy, flicked the ball back and gave it to Liu Yun, who was inserted!

Liu Yun got up! It was a boccia, and Liu Yun kicked it almost at the gap between Joe Hart's legs. The ball went through the crotch of England international Joe Hart and rolled straight into the goal!

4：0！ Old Lieutenant Liu Yun has scored! Brace! The 46-year-old Huaguo super-aged player scored twice at the Theater of Dreams!

The cheers of the "Yay~~~~~~~~~" Dream Theater were earth-shattering.

Liu Yun made an unbelievable celebratory move.

He ran to the center circle arc and made a ring making motion.

Neither the 70,000 Red Devils fans nor his teammates were confused. Could this be the latest celebratory gesture invented by the old lieutenant?

Among the 70,000 people, only Isabella and Liu Xiaoyan in the "Ferguson Stand" knew the meaning.

Isabella cried with joy. Liu Xiaoyan pressed against Isabella's face: "Aunt Isabella, you and my dad should get married!" ”

The first round of the Premier League has turned into a slaughter.

In the 64th minute, Liu Yun distributed the ball to Valencia, who was inserted on the right side. Valencia crosses the ball, Blind volleys sideways at the back post, and the ball goes into the net! 5：0！

In the 70th minute, Mourinho replaced Pogba with Marouane Fellaini.

Pogba's first words when he returned to the bench were: "Come on, come on, the game begins!" Who wants to bet on Lukaku to score a hat-trick or the old lieutenant to score a hat-trick? £50 a bet! Win more! ”

As the minutes ticked by, the game had reached second-half stoppage time.

The score of 5:0 has already satisfied Mourinho. Maybe before the start of the new season, he was questioned by a lot of people and had a lot of pressure on him. But no matter how much doubt there is, it will be crushed by a hearty first ** victory!

Mourinho didn't know that when Liu Yun was in Coventry, in addition to the nickname "Old Lieutenant", he also had a nickname called "Killer in stoppage time"!

Last minute of stoppage time.

Marcus Rashford breaks down the flank and crosses! The ball flew straight into the box and Lukaku headed it off.

The ball fell to the feet of Liu Yun at the far point!

Shoot from afar! The ball flies straight to the bottom right corner of the goal!

Hammer Gang goalkeeper Joe Hart has been beaten by the old lieutenant Liu Yun in this game. His side pounce was half a beat slower and the ball went in! 6：0！ Forty-six-year-old lieutenant Liu Yun came on as a substitute in the 38th minute of the first half and scored a hat-trick in stoppage time in the second half!

The fans of the "Yay ~~~~~~~~" Dream Theater were boiling for the sixth time!

Liu Yun roared angrily, and came up with a signature machine-gun fire to celebrate.

Jose Mourinho is now firmly on the hook. He sat in the dugout, touched his chin, and thought to himself: "This old lieutenant is simply Manchester United's Stern submachine gun." ”r