At the end of the game, Manchester United swept the Hammers 6-0 against West Ham United at the Theatre of Dreams.

It was a wonderful weekend for Manchester United fans.

These Red Devils fans know in their hearts that Manchester United, the king of the Ferguson era, and Manchester United, the king of the Busby era, are back at the Theatre of Dreams!

Needless to say, the amazing old lieutenant showed them why he was able to lead a League Two side to FA Cup glory with a magical hat-trick. Romelu Lukaku is a well-deserved black and hard, scoring twice to prove that the £75 million is worth the money.

The combination of Pogba and Nemanja Matic has made Manchester United's kidneys straighten! The combination of these two guys is as stable as a dog.

The backline, led by captain Valencia, is also impregnable.

Coupled with Marcus Rashford and Mkhitaryan on the wings (the Chinese call them Ford and Messi), Manchester United fans seem to have seen Manchester United slaughter on all fronts this season.

"Glory to Manchester United! Glory to Manchester United! Glory to Manchester United! The Red Legion marched forward, just like the Busby kids. We're going to let the Red Devils fly high! ”

The Theatre of Dreams reverberates with the song "Glory to Manchester United"!

At the post-match press conference, head coach Jose Mourinho brought captains Valencia, Lukaku and Liu Yun to participate.

Liu Yun and Romelu Lukaku were the protagonists of the press conference.

"Hello Romelu Lukaku, I'm a reporter for The Guardian and as we all know, Manchester United paid a whopping £75 million transfer fee for your arrival. You managed to prove your worth in this game. How are you feeling right now? ”

Lukaku laughs: "It feels good. It's really good. The fans at the Theater of Dreams are passionate. My teammates are brilliant, oh, especially the old lieutenant. His superb lob in his own half will be one of the most memorable memories of my career. ”

"Hello old lieutenant, I'm a reporter for The Times. Coming off the bench in the first round of the Premier League, he scored a hat-trick. How are you feeling right now? ”

Liu Yun's answer was quite humorous: "Do you feel it?" It's like when I was 7 years old, my second aunt put a piece of rock candy in my mouth. ”

"Quack chirp", a group of reporters applauded Liu Yun's humorous and warm answer.

"Hello Jose Mourinho, I'm a BBC journalist, how did you think at the time to replace an old lieutenant with no experience in the top flight in the crucial first round of the Premier League?"

In addition to the nickname "Magic Bird", Mourinho also has a nickname that is even louder - "Madman"! His rhetoric has always been domineering.

When asked by a BBC reporter, Mourinho's spirit was revealed: "No top-flight experience? You know, the old lieutenant just lifted the FA Cup just over three months ago! Do you know what a great player is? ”

Mourinho pointed at Liu Yun: "He's a great player!" Matthews from China! Manchester United's Stern submachine gun! I put him off the bench because I know what this player is capable of! Oh, everyone here knows that the FA changed the rules of the reserve league because of him, right? He's a restricted player! His performance on the pitch today speaks volumes! ”

The BBC reporter nodded, but said in his heart: Madman, madman, are you blowing again? The FA changed the reserve league rules for the old lieutenant because he was in the reserve team at Manchester United. If you really think so much about him, why do you want to send him to the reserves? Isn't it that the old lieutenant played step by step from the reserve to the first team through his own efforts?

The Sun is the most authoritative news in the UK.

The Sun prostitute asked: "Old lieutenant, what is the meaning of your celebration after scoring the second goal?" ”

Liu Yun smiled and told the truth: "I have an agreement with my fiancée and daughter. I scored in the Premier League at Old Trafford and my fiancée married me. ”

The prostitute of The Sun seemed to have dug a gold mine, and he asked like a cannon: "Who is your fiancée?" Which model is it? A movie star? Or which socialite? ”

Liu Yun replied solemnly: "My fiancée's name is Isabella, and she is the founder and manager of the Coventry orphanage. ”

The girlfriends and wives of Premier League stars are mostly various supermodels, movie stars, and singers. The Sun's prostitutes first heard that the fiancée of a Premier League player who scored a hat-trick turned out to be a philanthropist.

One question after another smashed at Mourinho, Liu Yun, and Lukaku. West Ham United boss Bilic and England international Joe Hart appeared to be the foils at the press conference.

The football stadium is a place where the kings and the losers are thieves. Which media would care about losers?

The press conference was over, followed by frantic celebrations in the locker room.

Mourinho, Liu Yun, Lukaku, and captain Valencia just entered the door of the dressing room when they were hit by a rain of champagne!

Pogba and Nemanja Matic, black and white, each with a large bottle of champagne, squirted at Liu Yun, Lukaku, and Mourinho.

Pogba is so happy! Fortunately, he was witty, and the first thing he did in the end was to open a bet on who would score a hat-trick between Liu Yun and Lukaku. Make a small profit of 250 pounds and make up half of the last loss!

At this time, the most unlucky person in Manchester United should be Juan Mata, who is undergoing an emergency X-ray scan. He played well in the main position, how could he have thought that because of this injury, he could only appear as a substitute for the old lieutenant Liu Yun for a long time in the future?

IN THE EVENING, MANCHESTER'S STARS ALSO HAD A BIG INTRA-SQUAD CELEBRATION. Liu Yun told his teammates that he couldn't participate. He had a good reason: I was going back to agree a specific date with my fiancée!

Isabella's car was parked outside Old Trafford.

The press conference + dressing room celebration took 2 hours. Isabella and Liu Xiaoyan fell asleep leaning against each other in the car.

Liu Yun knocked on the car window, and Isabella woke up and opened the car door.

Isabelle pulled the old Louvre sedan and the family of three drove towards the seaside villa.

As he walked through the city, Liu Yun saw fans celebrating wildly in Manchester United shirts on both sides of the road. Everyone had a smile on their faces.

That's perhaps the biggest thing about football – it's bringing joy.

Liu Yun asked Isabella tentatively: "What's that, Isabella, my second celebratory action, you know." When do you think it's time to choose? ”

Isabella replied calmly: "What celebration?" You say the act of wearing a ring? Oh, married? You just look at it and set a random date. ”

Liu Xiaoyan, the little princess with poisonous tongue, immediately interjected: "Eh, eh~ My Aunt Isabella, my future mother." You're pretty calm now. I don't know who was in the stands just now, and the tears of excitement fell to the ground! ”