Since the last time I went to the bar, the eldest lady seems to have awakened some strange new hobby, and she has a new excuse for being lazy, and when she doesn't want to "code words", she goes to the bar with Hu Yifei and them, of course, they don't play too crazy, just order a few glasses of wine, find a place to sit, and then take a book to read, or chat for a while, right as a party.

After more than half a month, a lot of ridiculous things happened during this period, Lin Wanyu found a new job and became an encyclopedia salesman, she didn't go through pre-job training, she wanted to start a real battle in the love apartment, the first customer was Guan Gu Magic, the result was naturally messed up, instead of selling the encyclopedia to Guan Gu Magic, she bought an encyclopedia herself......

In addition, Zeng Xiaoxian heard from grapevine that a TV program was looking for a host, and Lisa Rong was the producer of the show, in order to realize his long-cherished wish for many years, he stepped into the TV circle and became the host of the TV station, so Zeng Xiaoxian went to Lisa Rong to greet him, and accidentally discovered the old past of Lisa Rong and Lu Ziqiao, and through the relationship through the back door, he got the plan to go on TV this time, but unfortunately, he was messed up in the end.

One day half a month later, the eldest lady went to the bar again, still in the old place, Hu Yifei was holding a laptop, putting it on her lap, staring at the screen seriously, on her left hand, sitting the older housegirl Chen Meijia, and on her right hand, sitting was the eldest lady.

Chen Meijia took a sip of fruit wine, then put the cup on the table, turned her head to see what Hu Yifei was busy with, and then said in surprise: "Hey, I didn't see it, Sister Yifei, you also opened a store online." ”

Hu Yifei said without raising her head: "My aunt is a food wholesaler, and I have nothing to do to help her sell some almonds, walnuts, melon seeds or something online to make some extra money." ”

"Ahh

Chen Meijia suddenly screamed, then looked at Hu Yifei and said: "I knew that I would have bought it from you, I just bought two catties of crispy plums last week, and when I opened it, the crispy plums became plums, which were completely different from what I wanted, but the shopkeeper also said vigorously, oh, probably because the transportation time was too long, so it was dry." Cut! Are you kidding? Unscrupulous profiteers! ”

Hu Yifei said: "There are a lot of unreliable things on the Internet, you think, there are all kinds of forests when the bird is big, and there are many shops that sell fakes, you don't know what he sells to you, is there a problem, and, even if there is a problem, will you be entangled with him to the end?" Don't you feel like a waste of time? Maybe someone will entangle with them to the end, but this is a minority after all, most people will choose to settle the matter, those unscrupulous profiteers are looking at the ostrich mentality of most people, so they dare to sell fakes! ”

Chen Meijia nodded, then reached out and stroked the broken hair next to her ear, she glanced at Hu Yifei, with an envious expression on her face, and asked, "Sister Yifei, I heard that opening a store online is easy and profitable, is this true?" ”

Hu Yifei glanced at her, like looking at a fool, she said: "You think too much, it's very tiring to open an online store!" Especially a beautiful woman like me as a shopkeeper, it's easy to be harassed, a group of stupid men chatted with you for more than half a month, and finally bought two or two melon seeds, you say, when you encounter this situation, you are not angry, right? ”

"It turns out that it's not easy to open an online store, I thought I could just sit in front of the computer and chat, it seems that I still work honestly." Chen Meijia drooped her head and said with a wry smile, but she is also an optimist, so she quickly adjusted her mood, and heard Hu Yifei say that she was harassed, so she came up with an idea: "Sister Yifei, I used to be harassed a lot on the Internet, and then I found out that what username is very important, so you need to change a username." ”

Su Meng interjected: "I also agree with what Sister Meijia said, there is a lot of fish and dragons on the Internet, there is not such a sentence, who knows whether the guy playing the game with you on the other side is a human or a dog, everything is possible, but I heard that many girls on the Internet are pretending to be men, and there are also many girls pretending to be men, you say, what are they doing this for?" ”

"What else could it be? For fun, of course! Hu Yifei said casually, then looked at Chen Meijia and asked, "What is your username?" ”

Chen Meijia said: "Work account, no small talk, if you want to chat, five cents per word, punctuation, half-price charge, more than 1,000 words, 20% discount, voice and video, not yet opened, first payment and then chat, payment to chat, online payment, provide invoices, open agents!" ”

Hu Yifei was stunned, glanced at Chen Meijia, and asked, "Is there anyone still harassing you?" ”

Chen Meijia spread her hands and said with a smile: "Needless to say, anyway, since I changed my username, no one has paid attention to me anymore." ”

Hu Yifei: "......"

You're amazing, I'm serving you!

Su Meng glanced at Hu Yifei, who was in a daze, and then looked at Chen Meijia, who was smirking, with a strange smile on her face, and asked, "Sister Meijia, as far as I know, you can't take such a long username on the Internet, can you tell me, how did you do it?" ”

Chen Meijia was dumbfounded, and after being stunned for a few seconds, she rubbed her hands and said with a smile: "This, this, it's purely a technical problem, how did I do it?" Belch...... I can't remember it either! ”

The eldest lady didn't mean to dismantle her stage, so she said with a smile: "What you said is a personal introduction!" ”

Chen Meijia nodded and said, "Yes, it's a personal introduction." ”

Hu Yifei glanced at the two of them, the expression on her face changed, and in the end she didn't say anything and continued to stare at the computer screen.

After a while, Lu Zhanbo came over with a glass of wine, smiled at Hu Yifei, and then asked, "Sister, how has business been doing recently?" ”

Hu Yifei complained: "Don't mention it! The negative review rate is 98%, and I just won the Golden Sour Plum Store of the Year Award, how do you say the business is? ”

Chen Meijia screamed: "Ah! How could it be so miserable? Let me take a look! ”

Lu Zhanbo said cool words next to him: "Very good, it has dropped two points from last month." ”

Hu Yifei's eyes widened, glared at Lu Zhanbo fiercely, and then said: "There are too many perverted buyers now, and they give bad reviews at every turn, you look at this, the reason for the bad reviews - why are your walnuts different from other people's?" Depend on! And this - the thing is ok, the attitude is not good! When did I have a bad attitude towards you, inexplicable! Do you want me to tell you that I love you that I have a good attitude? ”

Su Meng pressed Hu Yifei's shoulder and said: "Sister Yifei, calm down, you can't change the bad review rate if you lose your temper here, it's better to relax, don't be angry, physical health comes first, make money or something, naturally postpone it, maybe in a few days, your business will be fine." ”

"Yes, yes, sister, don't get excited, impulsiveness is the devil!" Lu Zhanbo showed a concerned expression on his face, glanced at Hu Yifei, then glanced at the laptop screen, and said, "Hey, no, why are you scolding people for being perverts?" It's not a good attitude, so it's no wonder people give you a bad review. ”

"Hey, are you my younger brother, or his younger brother, don't talk to your sister, but speak for others, I've raised you for so many years, has your conscience been eaten by dogs?" Hu Yifei finished spraying Lu Zhanbo, and then said angrily: "Look at his username, sell his pants to surf the Internet, you say, what is he not a pervert?" ”

Miss: "......"

Is it because my comprehension is too poor, or is your IQ worrying?

Chen Meijia changed the topic and said: "Hey, hey, look at this - my girlfriend's evaluation is average......"

Hu Yifei had an angry expression on his face and said angrily: "Nonsense! He just bought half a catty of hawthorn, you let him buy a diamond ring to try, it must be a five-star praise, you said that he is such a picky guy, it's strange that his girlfriend doesn't break up with him! ”

"Ahem, sister, look at this-" Lu Zhanbo coughed twice, then stretched out his finger and pointed to the laptop screen, and said slowly: "The walnut shell is very hard, my teeth are about to collapse, and I seriously despise the seller for overcharging postage in order to increase the weight......"

Speaking of this, Lu Zhanbo paused slightly, looked up at Hu Yifei and said, "...... I also stuffed a piece of iron into the box! ”

"Hehehehehe......"

Hu Yifei laughed angrily, glared at Lu Zhanbo, and said: "You let him take a closer look at the piece of iron, whether there is a screw in the middle, and then look down, whether there is a slit, and force it along this seam to separate, this piece of broken iron is the pliers for him to clamp walnuts!" ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "Calm down, calm down, sister, don't be angry, look, there is still a good review——"

Hu Yifei said happily: "After all, there are still normal people in the world!" ”

Chen Meijia looked at the laptop screen and said: "Praise, the pearl necklace is good, the ring is also very good-looking, the pillow feels very good, and the mobile phone pendant is also very good, I like it so much!" ”

Hu Yifei said: "But I don't have any of these things she bought!" ”

Chen Meijia was stunned.

Lu Zhanbo stretched out his arms, looked at Hu Yifei and said, "Sister, I don't think you are suitable for this business at all, you are not a business material, I advise you to give up!" ”

"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei said: "I've already started to think of a way, the competition for selling food is too fierce these days, so ah, I want to introduce a most popular foreign product, and I will definitely make a lot of money!" ”

Lu Zhanbo looked up at Hu Yifei with an expression of disbelief, and said, "Really? ”

Chen Meijia asked curiously, "What Dongdong?" ”

Hu Yifei took out a strange bottle from his bag and said, "Love at first sight!" ”

Chen Meijia exclaimed: "This can also be bought, is it true?" ”

Hu Yifei explained: "This is a kind of aromatherapy imported from India, the name is love at first sight, it is extracted from a plant called Bulgado flower in southern India, scientists have found that the nectar of this flower is a colorless liquid, made of aromatherapy, heated and used, can exude a charming fragrance, can not help but make people feel refreshed, but also can enhance the secretion of human hormones, people involuntarily have a good impression of each other, so in India this kind of aromatherapy is very popular, known as young men and women dating and falling in love - Aladdin's magic lamp! ”

"Wow! So magical! How much? Chen Meijia asked.

Hu Yifei said: "The broken price, as long as it is 998, you can't buy it and suffer a loss, and you can't buy it. ”

Chen Meijia exclaimed: "It's so expensive! ”

Hu Yifei said: "It's good if it has an effect, think about it, this is a dating and love artifact, selling 998 is not expensive at all, if it weren't for my preparation to open up the market, I would definitely not sell it so cheaply, at least add another 1!" ”

"Sister, sister......" Lu Zhanbo exclaimed sensitively.

Hu Yifei glanced at him and asked: "Don't scream so disgustingly, I can hear it, if you have something, you can say it, if I'm in a good mood, I'll help you, if you're in a bad mood, where are you cool!" ”

Lu Zhanbo narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile, "Sister, are you in a good or bad mood now?" ”

Hu Yifei clenched his fists, made a beating gesture, and said: "If you don't say it again, my mood will become bad." ”

Lu Zhanbo hurriedly said: "Don't, I'll just say, sister, is your thing really effective?" ”

Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Zhanbo with a smile and said: "Youmu is effective, I don't know, but I know that your heart is budding, what's the matter, you still haven't given up that idea?" ”

Chen Meijia asked curiously, "What do you think of Zhanbo?" ”

"Ahem, this has nothing to do with you, Meijia, you don't care." Hu Yifei coughed twice, and then said to Chen Meijia.

Although Chen Meijia is very curious, she also knows Hu Yifei's temperament, if she doesn't say it, then no matter how she inquires, it will be in vain, but she is really curious!

Lu Zhanbo stretched out his hand and touched his head, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "Sister, I'm not ......"

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "No, in front of me, what else are you embarrassed about, I am your sister, what is there to say." ”

Lu Zhanbo shook his head and said, "No, sister, I'm ...... Forget it, don't say it, you will know that you are happy with me, and I will not say it, lest you laugh at me again. ”

"Cut! Colored heart has no color guts, why is my Hu Yifei's younger brother so timid, how do you know if you don't succeed if you don't try? Alas, think about how many brain cells I killed in the first place, just to help you get a girlfriend, and the result? How do you do that? Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Zhanbo, with a disappointed expression on his face: "You actually messed up!" Zhanbo, you have disappointed me so much! ”

"Ahem......" Su Meng coughed twice, reached out and tugged Hu Yifei's arm, and said: "Sister Yifei, don't say it, what you said is a bit excessive, Zhanbo didn't mean it, who knew that kind of accident would happen, it's not something he can decide, you have to have a little confidence in him, and besides, don't you think Sister Meijia knows a little too much?" ”

Hu Yifei thought for a while, then nodded, looked at the eldest lady and said seriously: "What you said makes sense." ”

Chen Meijia looked confused: "......"

What are you all talking about, why can't I understand it at all? However, it seems to have something to do with Zhanbo, saying that he found ...... Girlfriend? But Mengmeng, you say I know too much, what does that mean? It won't be what I thought it would be, would it? Could it be ...... Are you going to ......

The more Chen Meijia thought about it, the more nonsense she became, purely to scare herself.

At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps, and the person who came gasped and said, "Guess! Guess what! Who did I meet? ”

(End of chapter)