Chapter 100: Sekiya's criteria for choosing a girlfriend

The person who came was Guan Gu Miraculous, from Yokohama, Japan, was a cartoonist who was about to commit suicide at every turn, he was originally going to live in Aisen's apartment, but because Ziqiao and Meijia wanted to reduce the rent, so they used the big trick magic skill, and they tricked him into sharing a house with them.

Guan Gu came at a trot all the way, stopped in front of the sofa, he looked up at everyone, with an excited expression on his face, and said happily: "Guess whose call I received?" ”

Chen Meijia held her chin with one hand, glanced at Guan Gu Miraculously, and said with a smile: "Namie Amuro? ”

Miss: "......"

I have a question, don't vomit unpleasantly, who is Namie Amuro?

Hearing this, Guan Gu shook his head and said, "No, it's not her!" ”

Chen Meijia said again: "Detective Conan! ”

Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but complain: "Meijia, Conan is a comic book character, your imagination is too rich, unless Conan can break the dimensional wall, otherwise, how could Guan Gu receive a call from Conan?" ”

Guan Gu nodded magically, indicating that what Lu Zhanbo said was right.

Lu Zhanbo said in an affirmative tone: "I guess it's a robot cat!" ”

Chen Meijia laughed and said, "You are even more outrageous than me, and the robot cat can't break through the dimensional wall." ”

Guan Gu said with a smile on his face: "What Zhan Bo said is very close to the correct answer. ”

Lu Zhanbo laughed, then glanced at Chen Meijia and said, "How is it?" I'll just say, I'm much more accurate than you, hahaha......"

Chen Meijia clasped her hands to her chest, rolled her eyes at him, snorted coldly, and stopped talking.

Sekiya said magically: "It's the publishing company of robot cat comics, the father of robot cats!" They're going to buy my new comics! ”

When Chen Meijia heard this, she immediately stood up, she clapped her hands excitedly, and said, "Really? ”

Lu Zhanbo said with a smile: "Congratulations, Guan Gujun, I wish your comics a big sale!" ”

"I knew you were going to make it!" After Chen Meijia finished speaking, she stretched out her palm and patted Guan Gu.

"The owner of the publishing company also flew from Tokyo to talk to me, and they also plan to buy the film rights of the sequel to "Love Three-legged Cat"." Guan Gu magically crossed his hands on his hips and showed a bright smile on his face: "My dream of returning to Japan as a manga artist is about to come true!" ”

Chen Meijia said: "It's great! ”

Guan Gu suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Chen Meijia's hand, looked at Chen Meijia with a sincere expression, and said, "Thank you, Meijia, my success is inseparable from your help." ”

Chen Meijia had an intoxicated expression on her face, what she was thinking in her heart, as long as her EQ was not negative, she must know it.

"Ahem...... Hu Yifei coughed twice, and said lightly: "There are many people in the bar, how much attention is paid to the impact!" ”

The two immediately let go of their hands.

Chen Meijia looked at Guan Gu with affection and said, "Actually, I'm not that good, as long as you don't think I'll do you a favor." ”

Guan Gu said magically: "How come? You've been doing a great job, you've been helping me organize my sketches, proofread them, and then help me ...... Help me fight cockroaches. ”

"That's right, I used your sketch to hit cockroaches last time!" Chen Meijia hurriedly expressed her merits.

Guan Gu looked at Chen Meijia with a strange face, then sighed softly and said, "No wonder the publisher said that the sketch is missing four pages......"

"Ahh Chen Meijia blushed a little, lowered her head in shame, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Guan Gu, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have used your sketch to fight cockroaches, I promise I won't next time." ”

Sekiya Magic: "......"

And next time? What are you kidding, once is enough, and if you do it again, I'll be.

He waved his hand and said with a smile, "It's okay! ”

After saying that, he sat down on the sofa, and then said with a smile: "I have achieved the first dream in my life, and I am about to realize my second dream!" ”

Lu Zhanbo said with some surprise: "Your second dream!" ”

Sekiya magically explained: "I've been working hard all the time, and I don't have time to fall in love, and now I'm finally liberated, so I want to find a ...... A girl who falls in love at first sight and falls in love with her. ”

Lu Zhanbo glanced at Guan Gu and asked, "Then what kind of girl do you like?" ”

"Uh......" Guan Gu thought about it magically, rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, looked extremely awkward, and finally he smiled and said, "What do you say?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Like Meijia? ”

"It's not!" Guan Gu immediately shook his head and said, "Actually, I prefer girls who are a little more feminine. ”

Chen Meijia was about to cry aggrieved, tears flashed in her eyes, and Chu Chu looked at Guan Gu Miraciously pitifully: "Where am I not feminine?" ”

Guan Gu said in a hurry: "Oh, you misunderstood, when I say femininity, I mean mature and sexy. ”

Chen Meijia looked down at her chest, which was flat and had a fight with the airport, and it really didn't match sexy, but she had an idea, thought of one of her advantages, and immediately said: "But I'm cute!" ”

Sekiya said with a magical smile: "Cute in Japan is to describe children!" ”

Chen Meijia seemed to have been hit by the petrification technique, the expression on her face was stiff, and she was stunned for a few seconds, and then looked at Guan Gu and asked, "Guan Gujun, as a girl, you don't think that I have other advantages?" ”

"Of course!" Guan Gu didn't think about it, and said directly: "Meijia, you have a lot of advantages. ”

Chen Meijia asked, "For example?" ”

Guan Gu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with the advantages of Meijia, and finally he could only choose one to make do and said: "You cockroaches are very accurate!" ”

Chen Meijia is completely desperate, what kind of merit is this? The old lady is a girl, girl, can't you say that you are smart and kind? Although it's a bit old-fashioned, the old lady likes to listen to it, at least it's better than hitting cockroaches accurately.

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, it's easy to find sexy and unrestrained girls, and Meijia already has a boyfriend." ”

Chen Meijia glanced back at Hu Yifei and said, "I ......"

Before he finished speaking, Guan Gu magically interrupted: "I'm going back to prepare for the meeting the afternoon after tomorrow, this time I'm going to give them a complete draft!" ”

Chen Meijia said: "Do you need my help? ”

Guan Gu magically refused: "No need, if there are cockroaches again this time, I will fight myself." ”

When Chen Meijia heard this, she seemed to have suffered a 100,000-point critical hit, and her health dropped down in an uproar, and soon GameOver!

After Guan Gu said magically, he stood up and left.

Lu Zhanbo chased after him and said, "Guan Gujun, Guan Gujun, you wait, I have something to tell you." ”

Guan Gu miraculously heard the words and immediately stopped.

Lu Zhanbo said: "The next time you meet the father of the robot cat, can you help me say hello?" ”

Guan Gu asked magically, "What's the matter?" ”

Lu Zhanbo took out a robot cat doll from his jacket pocket and said, "I really want to take a photo with his son!" ”

Guan Gu's magical expression lit up, he thought for a while, and said, "Okay, I will definitely help you say hello." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, without the slightest nostalgia, he was afraid that if he stayed here for a long time, he would be infected by Lu Zhanbo and become a fool, which would be bad!

Looking at Guan Gu's magical back, Lu Zhanbo said loudly: "Goodbye, Guan Gujun!" You must remember to say hello to me, I just want to take a picture with the robot cat......"

Hearing what Lu Zhanbo said, Guan Gu almost fell down while walking magically.

At this time, on the other side of the sofa, Hu Yifei looked at the eldest lady with blank eyes, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and asked, "Hey, wake up, don't be in a daze, let me ask you, you have been in a daze from just now to now, what's wrong?" ”

Chen Meijia also got rid of her frustration and said, "Yes, if Sister Yifei doesn't ask, I also want to ask you what's wrong?" Did you get into any trouble? Speak up and listen, and we'll help you. ”

Su Meng shook his head and said, "It's okay, I just have a question that I haven't figured out, so I'm in a daze." ”

Hu Yifei said: "What's the problem? You name it, let everyone hear it, and see if it can help you. ”

"Okay, I said it." Su Meng clasped his hands to his chest, with a confused expression on his face, and said, "Didn't Guan Gu just say, 'Guess whose call he received'?" Mika's first one to say was 'Namie Amuro', so I wondered who Namie Amuro was? ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "Just for this question, you have been in a daze for so long?" ”

Su Meng nodded.

Hu Yifei glanced at the eldest lady and said in a tone of hatred: "Isn't Namie Amuro that...... Who's that? Hey, I don't know who she is. ”

Speaking of this, Hu Yifei paused, reached out and touched his head, then looked up at Chen Meijia and said: "Since you said it, then, you must know who she is, say it and give us the elder knowledge!" ”

Chen Meijia was asked, smirked for a long time, and said, "Actually, I don't know what she does." ”

"Ahh Hu Yifei shouted, then stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Meijia and said, "You don't know who she is, so how can you say her name?" ”

"Hahaha......" Chen Meijia rubbed her hands and glanced at Hu Yifei secretly, and then she lowered her head with an embarrassed smile on her face: "I really don't know what she does, but I seem to have seen this name there, and when Guan Gu asked us whose call he received, I didn't think too much about it, so I said the name." ”

Hu Yifei glared at her and said, "Meijia, you are really ...... How can I say hello, can you be reliable? ”

"I don't want to." Chen Meijia lowered her head, looking depressed, and suddenly, she came up with an idea: "Otherwise, we will definitely find out the answer by searching the Internet." ”

Hu Yifei nodded and said, "You are finally reliable once, I'll search the Internet to see where Namie Amuro is?" Wait! ”

At this time, Lu Zhanbo came back, he sat on the sofa, glanced at Hu Yifei, and asked, "Sister, what are you doing?" I think I heard you guys talking about Namie Amuro......"

"By the way, Zhanbo, do you know who Namie Amuro is?" Su Meng said.

Lu Zhanbo said with a smile: "Of course I know, Namie Amuro is one of the four major singers in Japan and a very famous female singer. ”

Hu Yifei also searched for the results, and beckoned the eldest lady and Chen Meijia to come over to look, but neither of them had the intention of coming over.

Su Meng smiled awkwardly: "Sister Yifei, no need, Zhanbo just told us." ”

"What?" Hu Yifei shouted: "Zhanbo, he knows who Namie Amuro is,!" Why didn't he say it earlier, I found the answer, it's really in vain, hum! ”

The eldest lady and Chen Meijia glanced at each other, then smiled, and then remained silent and stopped talking, they knew very well in their hearts that Hu Yifei was angry at this time, if he said something wrong and angered her, he would definitely be unlucky.

Lu Zhanbo was stupid and didn't know anything, and he didn't see that his elder sister was in anger, he looked at Hu Yifei with an innocent face, and asked, "Sister, what's wrong?" Am I doing something wrong? ”

Hu Yifei's eyes widened, glared at Lu Zhanbo fiercely, and said through gritted teeth: "What do you say? ”

"I ......," Lu Zhanbo said weakly, "I don't know." ”

Hu Yifei said: "You don't need to know, you just need to understand that you offended your sister and me, say, what price are you going to pay in exchange for my forgiveness for you?" ”

"Sister, are you tricking me?" Lu Zhanbo glanced at Hu Yifei and said, "I'm not convinced, I apply for an appeal!" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Rejected, no appeal is allowed. ”

"Ah!!h Lu Zhanbo shouted: "Sister, you know how to bully me, you are so hateful, I hate you, I want to cut off the relationship between sister and brother with you, from today on, you take your Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, no one cares about anyone......"

"If you have the ability, you can say it again!" Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Zhanbo coldly and said, "I think you are gallant today, who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru?" I dare to talk to your sister and me like this, let me tell you, your sister and I have a hundred ways to make you unable to mix! ”

Miss: "......"

It's such a familiar line.

"Humph! I won't give in! Lu Zhanbo snorted coldly, then stood up, clasped his hands to his chest, nostrils to the sky, looked at Hu Yifei condescendingly, and said: "Sister, if you have any ability, you can use it, I'll also see, how did you make me unable to mix?" ”

"Hahahaha......"

Hu Yifei laughed, then waited for Lu Zhanbo to glance at it, and said: "This is what you asked for, don't blame your sister for being ruthless, it seems that you are planning to let me tell you all the ugly things." ”

"Alas, the so-called family ugliness should not be publicized, today I Hu Yifei will kill my relatives once, you all listen carefully to me, Zhanbo he ......"

"Wait!"

Lu Zhanbo knew what Hu Yifei was going to say, so he hurriedly stopped: "Sister, I was wrong, I admit defeat, let you punish me, don't say it, okay?" ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "Okay, it will depend on your performance in the future!" ”

"I will definitely behave well, sister, I have a treat today, I will cover all your consumption, do you think this will work?" Lu Zhanbo is now acting like a dog's leg.

Hu Yifei said: "Reluctantly, it's okay." ”

Chen Meijia glanced at Lu Zhanbo and asked, "Zhanbo, is what you just said true?" ”

Lu Zhanbo suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, but if he said it, the water that was spilled out was like a man's face, and it was absolutely not allowed to be taken back, so he nodded at Chen Meijia.

Chen Meijia cheered: "Great, I just wanted to drink something else, Zhanbo, I'm sorry to let you break the bank." ”

After saying this, Chen Meijia left in a hurry, obviously running to the bar to drink.

Looking at her back running away, Lu Zhanbo stretched out a hand, like a wangfu stone, with a miserable expression on his face, pitiful to death, and then at this moment, the eldest lady suddenly stood up, which made Lu Zhanbo startled, and exclaimed: Mengmeng, what are you going to do? It won't be ......"

Su Meng smiled and said, "I see Sister Meijia going to ......"

Lu Zhanbo suddenly interrupted: "Forget it, you go, I didn't see anything." ”

After saying that, he closed his eyes, and he really came out of sight and out of mind.

"Okay, no kidding with you, I'm going to go home, you guys have fun, I'll go first." Su Meng said with a smile, waved his hand at Hu Yifei, and said, "Sister Yifei, goodbye." ”

Hu Yifei stood up and asked, "Hey, Mengmeng, what are you doing when you go back so early?" ”

Su Meng said: "I have a courier arrived. ”

Hu Yifei said: "Okay, you go, be careful on the road." ”

The eldest lady said "um", and then left without looking back.

(End of chapter)