"The upper and lower yellow springs are gone, and the two places are gone. ”

When I was young, I always pestered the old man and asked him, "Master, Master, did you come up with my name when you went to the human world and listened to that sour drama?" ”

Whenever he heard this, the old man always pouted, grabbed my pigtails and asked, "Who told you that?"

At this time, the tall figure always appeared in my mind, every time he came to the old man to drink, he would bring me some small snacks in the human world, if the old man was drunk, he would grab me and put me on his lap, and said slowly: "Fat girl, do you know why your name is Biluo?"

I nodded ignorantly, then thought about it and shook my head. The man would pinch my face and say with a smile: "Your master is not serious, he always runs away to the human world to listen to that sour song, and there is no place in the middle of nowhere, which is sung in the song, and your name comes from here." ”

"Oh," I replied as if I didn't understand him, deliberately stretching the word oh long. Later, I kept pestering the old man to ask him about the origin of the name "Biluo".

The old man was impatient with my question, so he punished me for standing in the bamboo grove next to the Caiwei Palace. It doesn't matter if you're punished, it's just that the old man will always put a fixation on me to prevent me from being lazy. It doesn't matter if he casts the body fixation technique, the important thing is that every time he will tease me to make a particularly ugly expression and then immediately cast the technique, so at that time I always suspected that he taught me all the immortal techniques but did not teach me the method of solving the body technique.

Every time a little fairy or a little heavenly soldier passed by, he would kindly ask me, "Is this uncomfortable?" and I could only answer with "babbling". But what puzzles me is why every time I look like this is bumped into by them, soon the gods in the Heavenly Palace who have nothing to do will come to this Caiwei Palace to play, and everyone asks me "Is this uncomfortable" with a tense face as if they are forcing something, and I can only "babble".

Later, I was punished by the old man again, but this time I was not so lucky. At that time, it was the Queen Mother's Peach Meeting, and the big and small immortals in the Heavenly Palace were all in the Yaochi Wonderland. Unlucky, I annoyed the old man again, so he fixed me in the bamboo forest and went to the peach club alone. Xu met an old friend in the peach club, and the old man happily drank some fairy drunkenness and forgot all about me, just eat and drink, and then go to Penglai Island in the South China Sea with the eight immortals to find those scattered immortals outside the party to play chess and discuss the way.

This time, I walked for more than half a month. When they saw me again, my face was covered with moss, my head was covered with leaves, and even the feather coat I was wearing was a little torn. It's not the funniest of all, it's obviously hard to stand the limit, but my expression has been fixed on the smiling cross-eye. Therefore, when the man first saw me like this, his first reaction was not to rescue, but to laugh.

At this time, I had been standing for more than half a month, and when I saw the man in front of me, I didn't care whether he was laughing or sympathizing, so I could only cry, but I could only babble, and the tears fell out of the cockfight's eye, which was very funny, and the man laughed even more.

When he smiled enough to understand my immobilization, my tears dried up. At the moment when the immobilization technique was solved, I didn't care about being dirty, so I threw myself into his arms and howled: "Uncle Qingyun, I, my master and him, it's too much, woo, I will never take care of him again in the future." ”

The man patted me on the back and said with a smile, "Okay, don't cry, where is the little old man?"

"I, I don't know, woo woo woo. "I was crying so hard that the cry even alarmed the patrolling little soldiers.

The man picked me up, and when I asked the soldiers where the old man was, I started crying again.

The man sighed faintly, and carried me back to Caiwei Palace. After I had finished taking a shower and changed into my feather coat, the man grabbed me and put me on my lap as before, and asked, "Fat girl, do you want to go to your master?"

I was still angry with the old man in my heart at that time, so I shook my head vigorously, but after a while, I nodded vigorously, now that I have Uncle Qingyun's support, I naturally want to find the old man to settle accounts.

At that time, the old man was playing chess with a scattered immortal, and he was at the critical point. They played that game for seven days without deciding the winner, and if it hadn't been for the man who took me to mess up their game, they probably would have been able to do it for another month.

When the old man saw that man leading me to Penglai Island, he remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to untie my immobilization technique that day. I saw that he seemed to be a little weak-hearted, so I learned the tone of the Emperor of Heaven to reprimand the derelict immortals, and said, "Guangchengzi, do you know the mistake?"

The old man's reaction to this question was very different from that of the derelict fairy, and he was stunned for a moment, and then he pulled up my pigtails and shouted, "If you say it again, I'll listen." ”

This pull opened the flood valve again, and I only felt more and more aggrieved, and I cried again. The man didn't coax me, but just told the old man how I spent more than half a month in the bamboo forest, and how I could cry while rolling my cross-eyed eyes. When I heard the words "little girl", "lonely", "exposed to the wind and sun", and "helpless" in his words, I only felt that I was lonely and had such an unlucky master, and I cried even more.

The old man knew that he was wrong, so he said goodbye to the scattered immortals who were already smiling next to him, and pulled me back to the Heavenly Realm Caiwei Palace.

This coaxing lasted for most of the day, but I still didn't give up, and even went to the Emperor of Heaven to ask for a change of master. The man smiled and watched the old man's apology scratching his ears and cheeks to amuse me, if it weren't for the fact that the old man saw that he had no choice, he begged him who was pouring wine into his mouth: "Please, help me coax this ancestor." "I guess I'll keep crying.

The vicissitudes of life, the sea in the human world has become a grassland, I still remember the demeanor and tone of his words, "Take it when you see it, don't cry." The "ah" was deliberately elongated a little.